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Date: 12/20/10 02:11 PM

66 Responses to A 7-Year-Old`s Favorite Part Of Christmas [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of universalove
    universalove Male 70 & Over
    7 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    Link: A 7-Year-Old`s Favorite Part Of Christmas - Hey, those gifts were asking for it.
  2. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    kids say the darnedest things
  3. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    I don`t know what`s worse; the raping of the present, or how blood soaked Santa looks.
  4. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    lmao I used to write stuff sorta like this when I was a kid, its awesome to go back and read them after a few drinks or a spliff
  5. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    Haaaaaaa
  6. Profile photo of comrade_b
    comrade_b Male 18-29
    295 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    "If you leave a piece of meat uncovered and a cat eats it, is it your fault or the cat`s"

    - Radical Muslim cleric, on the issue of rape.
  7. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    881 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    1: Cut a hole in a box
    2: Put your junk in that box
    3: Make her open the box...
    and that`s the way you do it!
  8. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    I laughed and I am not ashamed.
  9. Profile photo of c3rv4
    c3rv4 Male 18-29
    270 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    I just died. ahahaha
  10. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    Last time I raped a present I got this...
  11. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    Nuthin,like an old fashioned xmas raping.
  12. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    How to rape a post
  13. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    One letter can change everything!!
  14. Profile photo of krazyfreak58
    krazyfreak58 Female 13-17
    246 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    cajun247- actually its 2. rape-wrap. note the `w` and the missing `e`
  15. Profile photo of Sinn
    Sinn Male 18-29
    284 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    oh dear lord i lol`d
  16. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    Haha, awww this is adorable.
  17. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    That present was asking for it. The eyes tell all.
  18. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    haha
  19. Profile photo of IseeingI2I
    IseeingI2I Male 18-29
    271 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    those presents were asking for it look they weren`t wearing anything they were just asking to be raped
  20. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    And look it`s got Pedo-Santa`s picture on it.
  21. Profile photo of weeedoodle
    weeedoodle Male 13-17
    57 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    By the looks of Santa`s face, the presents weren`t the only ones raped...
  22. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    lol
  23. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    I literally love this.
  24. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    lolololololool
  25. Profile photo of norgle
    norgle Male 18-29
    255 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    Why is my Christmas stocking wet??
  26. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    Your presents gonna get raped...
  27. Profile photo of alisia
    alisia Female 18-29
    166 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    It looks like Santa`s the one who wrote it. He has rapie eyes.
  28. Profile photo of test-user564
    test-user564 Male 18-29
    491 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    that present was probably begging to get raped.
  29. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    He`s climbin in yo chimneys, he`s snatchin yo presents up
  30. Profile photo of 1gr8slice
    1gr8slice Male 40-49
    364 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    Isn`t that premeditation?
  31. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    how to rape a present: see dick in a box
  32. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    Wow, Poor presents
  33. Profile photo of louiseaj
    louiseaj Female 18-29
    8 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    lol Maksie99!
  34. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    the boxes were dressed like sluts, so they were asking for it!
  35. Profile photo of okami23
    okami23 Female 13-17
    94 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    facepalm
  36. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    Part three...you stick your dick in the box..
  37. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    I`m impressed he knew to include the comma in "it`s." Most adults don`t know the difference.
  38. Profile photo of Stane
    Stane Male 18-29
    316 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 8:19 pm
    "I`m impressed he knew to include the comma in "it`s." Most adults don`t know the difference."

    You mean `apostrophe`? Haha...
  39. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    He put it`s in a coma :D puns
  40. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 8:58 pm
    he put the Raping Pope in the box
  41. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36196 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 10:15 pm
    It`s clearly a cry for help.
    have a little sensitivity guys
  42. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 10:37 pm
    He is quite the little raper
  43. Profile photo of venice08
    venice08 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    Now if he could just rape the past and the future
  44. Profile photo of wickedsngr
    wickedsngr Female 18-29
    457 posts
    December 20, 2010 at 10:57 pm
    He`s makin` a list, and checkin` it twice...
    Hide yo` kids, and hide yo` wife...
    Santa Claus is coming to town...

    ... and he`s rapin` errbody out there.
  45. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 3:11 am
    SO wrong!
  46. Profile photo of EricWRN
    EricWRN Male 30-39
    590 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 5:14 am
    bahahahahahaha
  47. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 5:57 am
    Fonnix fale.
  48. Profile photo of Nlupu
    Nlupu Male 18-29
    229 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 6:38 am
    santa doesnt look too happy either.
  49. Profile photo of captkava
    captkava Male 40-49
    257 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 7:16 am
    violated santa feels violated.......
  50. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 8:30 am
    Well, ok then.
  51. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 9:14 am
    thats a kinky way to rape a present
  52. Profile photo of bree416
    bree416 Female 18-29
    265 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 9:20 am
    bahahaaha the santa makes it
  53. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 10:44 am
    r*ping...you`re doing it wrong.
  54. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 10:56 am
    at least he can use a fcking apostrophe.
  55. Profile photo of furryblob
    furryblob Male 18-29
    574 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    I`ve seen worse on youtube.
  56. Profile photo of 9000penguins
    9000penguins Male 18-29
    228 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    @megann_exoh
    *comma
  57. Profile photo of SwayzeCrazy4
    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    Oh, how hilarious. He said "rape" instead of "wrap." Ha-Freaking-Ha.
  58. Profile photo of JimmyRocks
    JimmyRocks Male 30-39
    145 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    Bow means Bow.
  59. Profile photo of noxert323
    noxert323 Male 18-29
    226 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    All these years,
    I`ve been doing it wrong.
  60. Profile photo of FieldoDreams
    FieldoDreams Male 18-29
    14 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    I love how he gets the raping paper twice. Then, I love the ending: "How to rape a present". Classic!
  61. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 11:13 pm
    "Oh, how hilarious. He said "rape" instead of "wrap." Ha-Freaking-Ha."


    go suck a mule`s rooster instead of trying to bring everyone elses mood down just because you are a loser and/or participant(i dont say victim bcause you might have enjoyed it) in late night uncle lovin
  62. Profile photo of BoredIAm
    BoredIAm Male 18-29
    146 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 1:17 am
    Hide yo gifts, hide yo wife.
  63. Profile photo of stephg08
    stephg08 Female 18-29
    198 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 6:04 am
    "Hide yo gifts, hide yo wife" LMFAO so old but still so funny!
  64. Profile photo of snidwid
    snidwid Male 13-17
    117 posts
    December 22, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    How to rape a present.
    1.Cut a hole in a box.
    2.Put your junk in that box.
    3.Make them open that box.
  65. Profile photo of Lauryn
    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    December 23, 2010 at 3:47 am
    kralmir
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    146 Posts Tuesday, December 21, 2010 11:13:52 PM
    "Oh, how hilarious. He said "rape" instead of "wrap." Ha-Freaking-Ha."


    "go suck a mule`s rooster instead of trying to bring everyone elses mood down just because you are a loser and/or participant(i dont say victim bcause you might have enjoyed it) in late night uncle lovin"

    Go back to drating the horse you rode in on!!.... I hope your chrissy present is a nice big fat dick in your A$$....
  66. Profile photo of SynonymToast
    SynonymToast Female 18-29
    32 posts
    December 26, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    I love jpeg compression...

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