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Date: 12/18/10 09:00 PM

48 Responses to 40-Year-Old-Virgin Actor Sentenced: Life In Prison

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18925 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    Link: 40-Year-Old-Virgin Actor Sentenced: Life In Prison - We suspect he`ll be receiving lots of butthole pleasures there.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    December 18, 2010 at 9:06 pm
    I hope he gets them every day he`s there.
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    AlfishKK Female 18-29
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    December 18, 2010 at 9:06 pm
    I find it odd that he says he`s remorseful when he stabbed her TWENTY THREE TIMES. That`s no accident.
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    YugureKage Female 18-29
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    December 18, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    So why is this man eligible for parole??? He stabbed her 23 times!
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    Schr0dinger Male 50-59
    359 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    Um...who is this guy? Some bit part actor?

    Who cares?
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    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    I never watched that movie so I dont know him
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    Kozy Male 18-29
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    December 18, 2010 at 9:39 pm
    @YugureKage
    So why is this man eligible for parole??? He stabbed her 23 times!
    You have to stab someone 24 times in order to get life without parole. Sorry I don`t make the laws, I just call em.
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    strangersdk Male 18-29
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    December 18, 2010 at 9:50 pm
    Bitch should have just been thankful she survived and let it go. Cheating skank deserved it.
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    LemonTarte Female 18-29
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    December 18, 2010 at 10:16 pm
    @strangersdk

    you are a sick human being
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    December 18, 2010 at 10:16 pm
    She walked into my knife.

    She walked into it 23 times!
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    Fizban Male 18-29
    125 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 10:25 pm
    This article was very vague, but if she was cheating on him, she definitely deserved it. 23 times is a bit excessive but I can understand the rage and betrayal he would have felt. If not then he deserves to be butt raped into eternity.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    December 18, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    "Bitch should have just been thankful she survived and let it go. Cheating skank deserved it. "

    and this, ladies and gentlemen, is either a troll or a very sick human being that will most likely take a nice dump in the human gene pool.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    December 18, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    "I find it odd that he says he`s remorseful when he stabbed her TWENTY THREE TIMES. That`s no accident. "

    He didn`t say it was an accident. He said he regrets it. lrn 2 dictionary.com
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    bayoubengal Female 18-29
    149 posts
    December 18, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    "Bitch should have just been thankful she survived and let it go. Cheating skank deserved it."

    From what I can tell, they ended their relationship BEFORE this happened. Check before you judge. NO ONE deserves to die that way even for that.
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    CaptainPat Male 18-29
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    December 18, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    i don`t get the sentencing system in the US. It makes no sense. If you ask me it should be like a flat rate thing. i mean, some people who kill people get off with hardly any time at all. while others get the death sentence. why not give them all the same punishment?
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
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    December 18, 2010 at 10:30 pm
    Let it go man! Just... let it go.
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
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    December 18, 2010 at 11:07 pm
    @CaptainPat
    and he`ll be out in at most 10 years, that`s when he comes up for parole which is when he, like lots of other people "sentenced to life in prison", will be released
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    drworm2002 Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2010 at 11:34 pm
    @CaptainPat not all crimes are equal...
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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
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    December 18, 2010 at 11:48 pm
    Woah, an actor getting serious prison time?

    He should`ve used his phone call to talk to Charlie Sheen.
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2010 at 12:19 am
    he should have used the chewbaca defense
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    December 19, 2010 at 1:23 am
    Damn, He stabbed her 23 times and she lived. That`s Crazy!
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    Pandabee Female 40-49
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    December 19, 2010 at 2:34 am
    40 year old arse virgin, has ten years minimum to `pick up that soap`. That punishment seems fair....
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    janeenie Female 18-29
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    December 19, 2010 at 2:39 am
    gerry1of1: Was that a Chicago reference? If so, nice
  24. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 3:32 am
    He looks like a f*cking mafia don so there`s no surprise here!
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    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 3:45 am
    "You have a woman`s name, malud!!"

    Tom Baker in Blackadder, anyone?
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2010 at 4:09 am
    He stabbed her 23 times and still couldn`t finish the job, even if attempted murder was leal this dude would deserve punishment for bein so s-hite at it
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    soulsender76 Male 30-39
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    December 19, 2010 at 4:38 am
    You that funny speaking guy in moving picture shows BEND OVER!
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2010 at 6:09 am
    wtf 23 times and she is still a live! drat he failed miserably, not only as a human being, father, son, uncle, brother, friend but as a murder! Jack is probably turning in his grave by now!
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    December 19, 2010 at 6:31 am
    I`ve just finished watching a documentary series on the origins and development of civilisation (Ancient Worlds, BBC). A repeated theme was that although we tend to think of civilsation as being very strong, it`s actually rather fragile. We casually assume our civilisation will continue. So did the Assyrians, Babylonians, Chaldeans, Greeks (1st time round), Greeks (again, after a dark age), Romans, etc, etc. We don`t even know the names of some of the earlier civilisations, only names given to them much later.

    Whenever I come to any crime thread, I see the truth of the fragility of civilisation. The worst of barbarians are always amongst us, lusting for suffering.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    December 19, 2010 at 6:37 am
    If it were the other way around, and she stabbed him 23 times... women here would be saying HE DESERVED IT... He`s a Pig .... WIN for her.... etc.

    but if we even hint she was culpable the we are sexist, femophobic women haters.

    Oh, not I don`t think she deserved it, but I`m just noticing a trend in anti-male attitudes
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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
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    December 19, 2010 at 6:46 am
    Gerry, stop being such a sexist, femophobic women hater. you deserve to be stabbed 23 times for that comment you sexist pig.

    ;)
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 7:08 am
    *shrug* I still despise the film.
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 8:09 am
    @ Gerry 1of1: Come on brother... you knew that comment was going to bring out the hardcore feminists, and the IAB Captain Save-A-Ho contingent.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 8:24 am
    Oh come on, she was just humping some other dude while they were apart, she`s well within her right to hump somebody else at any given time, Malil could`ve handled that situation in any other way than "grab a knife and stab her".

    How about yelling at her "you bitch" and storming out?
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    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 9:17 am
    Well, thats what you get for drating around behind his back. Whore!
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    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 10:36 am
    @Gerry1of1: I think that women saying a man deserves to be stabbed for cheating would be just as wrong as men saying a woman deserved to be stabbed for cheating. It only looks like there is man-hating going on here because a woman was stabbed in this particular instance and some sick people in this thread are saying she deserved in, while others are rightfully pointing out that they are wrong. If a man got stabbed for cheating and women said he deserved it, I would be just as quick to criticize them.
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    citizen_kane Male 18-29
    272 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    she deserved it
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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    psychpath
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    December 19, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    meh...
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    UrielElOsO Male 18-29
    79 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    I really don`t remember him in 40 Year Old Virgin. Which character or part was he in?

    DAMN, so she cheated and you stabbed her 23 times. The crazy poo people do when their in love, huh.
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    dragosal Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    now, attacking a woman because she cheated is just weak. he shoulda stabbed the guy that was drating his girl
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    I think you lose your ability to feel remorse for what you`ve done somewhere between the seventh and thirteenth stab.
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    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    @ dragosal.

    It wasnt the other dude that was cheating on him. It was her. That other dude did nothing wrong, he just had sex. It may or may not have featured Akon.
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    RealBadNews Female 18-29
    31 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    @dragosal - Even if he didn`t realize that she had a man? You can`t immediately assume that `the other man` was even aware of the infidelity. And even then, is that really an excuse to stab someone 23 times?
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    That`s one tough lady.
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    Roomster39 Male 13-17
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    December 19, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    Why did they mention what clothes he was wearing in court? How is that in any way important to the article?
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    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 10:34 pm
    Didn`t he ever hear of getting a divorce? Geeze.
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    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
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    December 20, 2010 at 3:46 am
    something tells me he won´t stay a virgin for long, anally speaking.

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