40-Year-Old-Virgin Actor Sentenced: Life In Prison

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20451631,00.html

We suspect he"ll be receiving lots of butthole pleasures there.
There are 48 comments:
Male 1,360
something tells me he won´t stay a virgin for long, anally speaking.
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Female 1,101
Didn`t he ever hear of getting a divorce? Geeze.
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Male 15
Why did they mention what clothes he was wearing in court? How is that in any way important to the article?
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Male 2,893
That`s one tough lady.
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Female 31
@dragosal - Even if he didn`t realize that she had a man? You can`t immediately assume that `the other man` was even aware of the infidelity. And even then, is that really an excuse to stab someone 23 times?
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Male 773
@ dragosal.

It wasnt the other dude that was cheating on him. It was her. That other dude did nothing wrong, he just had sex. It may or may not have featured Akon.
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Female 2,120
I think you lose your ability to feel remorse for what you`ve done somewhere between the seventh and thirteenth stab.
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Male 1,629
now, attacking a woman because she cheated is just weak. he shoulda stabbed the guy that was drating his girl
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Male 79
I really don`t remember him in 40 Year Old Virgin. Which character or part was he in?

DAMN, so she cheated and you stabbed her 23 times. The crazy poo people do when their in love, huh.
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Male 25,416
meh...
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Male 1,193
psychpath
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Male 272
she deserved it
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Female 728
@Gerry1of1: I think that women saying a man deserves to be stabbed for cheating would be just as wrong as men saying a woman deserved to be stabbed for cheating. It only looks like there is man-hating going on here because a woman was stabbed in this particular instance and some sick people in this thread are saying she deserved in, while others are rightfully pointing out that they are wrong. If a man got stabbed for cheating and women said he deserved it, I would be just as quick to criticize them.
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Male 1,526
Well, thats what you get for drating around behind his back. Whore!
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Male 2,516
Oh come on, she was just humping some other dude while they were apart, she`s well within her right to hump somebody else at any given time, Malil could`ve handled that situation in any other way than "grab a knife and stab her".

How about yelling at her "you bitch" and storming out?
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Male 3,059
@ Gerry 1of1: Come on brother... you knew that comment was going to bring out the hardcore feminists, and the IAB Captain Save-A-Ho contingent.
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Male 2,549
*shrug* I still despise the film.
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Male 2,033
Gerry, stop being such a sexist, femophobic women hater. you deserve to be stabbed 23 times for that comment you sexist pig.

;)
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Male 38,483
If it were the other way around, and she stabbed him 23 times... women here would be saying HE DESERVED IT... He`s a Pig .... WIN for her.... etc.

but if we even hint she was culpable the we are sexist, femophobic women haters.

Oh, not I don`t think she deserved it, but I`m just noticing a trend in anti-male attitudes
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Male 12,365
I`ve just finished watching a documentary series on the origins and development of civilisation (Ancient Worlds, BBC). A repeated theme was that although we tend to think of civilsation as being very strong, it`s actually rather fragile. We casually assume our civilisation will continue. So did the Assyrians, Babylonians, Chaldeans, Greeks (1st time round), Greeks (again, after a dark age), Romans, etc, etc. We don`t even know the names of some of the earlier civilisations, only names given to them much later.

Whenever I come to any crime thread, I see the truth of the fragility of civilisation. The worst of barbarians are always amongst us, lusting for suffering.
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Male 3,076
wtf 23 times and she is still a live! drat he failed miserably, not only as a human being, father, son, uncle, brother, friend but as a murder! Jack is probably turning in his grave by now!
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Male 182
You that funny speaking guy in moving picture shows BEND OVER!
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Male 1,678
He stabbed her 23 times and still couldn`t finish the job, even if attempted murder was leal this dude would deserve punishment for bein so s-hite at it
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Male 1,929
"You have a woman`s name, malud!!"

Tom Baker in Blackadder, anyone?
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Male 716
He looks like a f*cking mafia don so there`s no surprise here!
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Female 122
gerry1of1: Was that a Chicago reference? If so, nice
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Female 857
40 year old arse virgin, has ten years minimum to `pick up that soap`. That punishment seems fair....
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Male 17,512
Damn, He stabbed her 23 times and she lived. That`s Crazy!
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Male 2,388
he should have used the chewbaca defense
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Male 1,164
Woah, an actor getting serious prison time?

He should`ve used his phone call to talk to Charlie Sheen.
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Male 662
@CaptainPat not all crimes are equal...
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Male 2,419
@CaptainPat
and he`ll be out in at most 10 years, that`s when he comes up for parole which is when he, like lots of other people "sentenced to life in prison", will be released
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Male 2,579
Let it go man! Just... let it go.
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Male 1,584
i don`t get the sentencing system in the US. It makes no sense. If you ask me it should be like a flat rate thing. i mean, some people who kill people get off with hardly any time at all. while others get the death sentence. why not give them all the same punishment?
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Female 149
"Bitch should have just been thankful she survived and let it go. Cheating skank deserved it."

From what I can tell, they ended their relationship BEFORE this happened. Check before you judge. NO ONE deserves to die that way even for that.
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Male 4,793
"I find it odd that he says he`s remorseful when he stabbed her TWENTY THREE TIMES. That`s no accident. "

He didn`t say it was an accident. He said he regrets it. lrn 2 dictionary.com
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Male 4,793
"Bitch should have just been thankful she survived and let it go. Cheating skank deserved it. "

and this, ladies and gentlemen, is either a troll or a very sick human being that will most likely take a nice dump in the human gene pool.
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Male 125
This article was very vague, but if she was cheating on him, she definitely deserved it. 23 times is a bit excessive but I can understand the rage and betrayal he would have felt. If not then he deserves to be butt raped into eternity.
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Male 38,483
She walked into my knife.

She walked into it 23 times!
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Female 1,441
@strangersdk

you are a sick human being
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Male 33
Bitch should have just been thankful she survived and let it go. Cheating skank deserved it.
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Male 118
@YugureKage
[quote]So why is this man eligible for parole??? He stabbed her 23 times![/quote]
You have to stab someone 24 times in order to get life without parole. Sorry I don`t make the laws, I just call em.
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Female 697
I never watched that movie so I dont know him
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Male 359
Um...who is this guy? Some bit part actor?

Who cares?
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Female 1,205
So why is this man eligible for parole??? He stabbed her 23 times!
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Female 781
I find it odd that he says he`s remorseful when he stabbed her TWENTY THREE TIMES. That`s no accident.
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Male 11,740
I hope he gets them every day he`s there.
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Male 20,169
Link: 40-Year-Old-Virgin Actor Sentenced: Life In Prison [Rate Link] - We suspect he`ll be receiving lots of butthole pleasures there.
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