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Date: 12/07/10 02:19 PM

97 Responses to 111 Paintball Shots To The Shirtless Torso!

  1. Profile photo of rodydio
    rodydio Male 18-29
    15 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    Link: 111 Paintball Shots To The Shirtless Torso! - This shirtless Latin guy takes 111 paintball shots to the upper body, claims a new world record.
  2. Profile photo of Terminal88
    Terminal88 Male 18-29
    259 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    how the hell will this guy sleep after this? standing?
  3. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    You are so dumb. You are really dumb. For real.
  4. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    Jesus. What an idiot.
  5. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    PAIN PIGGY! I`d flog the hell out of him. Woof!
  6. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    Well that was dumb.
  7. Profile photo of Twiggy77
    Twiggy77 Male 30-39
    7 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    Some of them were on his legs though... how is that his upper body?
  8. Profile photo of PopsySoku
    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww?
  9. Profile photo of hyeonkim0805
    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
    667 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    This guy must love pain.
  10. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    "paincheball"

    I lolled.
    And also about how it looked like he had a lot of nipples.
  11. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    lame and stupid.
  12. Profile photo of twenty5
    twenty5 Male 18-29
    167 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    o lawl`d he`s gonna get a lot of infections, and the next morning, he`s gonna be sore as hell :D
  13. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    Those welts look awful :P
  14. Profile photo of TonyNaef
    TonyNaef Male 18-29
    85 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    This moron needs IDIOT tattooed all over him in every language
  15. Profile photo of vmeyer
    vmeyer Male 18-29
    141 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    they are brazilian
    and apparently they did that to break the world record (previously 103)

    they are a group called NãoSalvo (means I don`t save) here from Brazil and they take challenges from the readers. One of them waxed his head once.
  16. Profile photo of peahprincess
    peahprincess Female 13-17
    137 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    oh boy
  17. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    wow what kind of pressure was that gun using
  18. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    Brazil slowly getting its place between Japan and Russia
  19. Profile photo of nastyn800
    nastyn800 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    Such an accomplishment. I hope someone breaks this guy`s record next week
  20. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    @twiggy77 my thoughts exactly. Plus, there were at least 3 or 4 that missed completely that they counted.
  21. Profile photo of stagefreak
    stagefreak Male 18-29
    379 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    this guys is a freakin idiot
  22. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    He`s cute.

    I`d like to shoot something on him
  23. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    Have fun cleaning those brother...
  24. Profile photo of Axejst
    Axejst Male 30-39
    130 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    Why does it take a 5:24 video to show a kid being shot 111 times? I could do it in 15 seconds.
  25. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1599 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    i dont get it? whats the big deal?
  26. Profile photo of ledgehead
    ledgehead Male 40-49
    633 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    I could do that blindfolded.
  27. Profile photo of Ninabear3
    Ninabear3 Female 18-29
    92 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    isn`t that guy in the grey the one who tried waxing his head? And I think him and that dude in the red drank their own pee or something?
  28. Profile photo of kw112
    kw112 Female 13-17
    243 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    yeah....all i got from that was shirtless latin guy. :D
    which is not a bad thing...at all. haha
  29. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    now walk with a giant cross down town and we got our self an new Jesus
  30. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    Some records just aren`t worth setting..
  31. Profile photo of GasMaskKid
    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    By the end, I couldn`t tell which welt was actually a nipple.
  32. Profile photo of andynaylor
    andynaylor Male 18-29
    239 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    when did ass and legs get classified as upper body?
  33. Profile photo of maniacalg
    maniacalg Male 40-49
    92 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    This guy really should give serious thought to getting an IQ. They come in handy.
  34. Profile photo of c3rv4
    c3rv4 Male 18-29
    270 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    this is an attempt to do a jackass in Brazil.
    funny tough.
  35. Profile photo of Tramonta
    Tramonta Male 18-29
    46 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    oh great... my country embarrasses me again.
  36. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    so this is what they do for fun in 3rd world countries?
  37. Profile photo of pocketmoron
    pocketmoron Male 18-29
    191 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    Latin Jackass
    Jesus approves of it
  38. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    "By the end, I couldn`t tell which welt was actually a nipple. "

    ^This.
  39. Profile photo of VastHerd
    VastHerd Male 18-29
    37 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    ouch
  40. Profile photo of test-user564
    test-user564 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    @pocketmoron
    Latin Jackass
    Jesus approves of it

    Lol a guy named jesus probably filmed it.
  41. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    This looks like a very easy record to break, all you need is some painkillers or drugs and an even bigger idiot.
  42. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    They`re speaking portugese. It`s the same ass hats from the puke hookah.
  43. Profile photo of Fizz_Chilla
    Fizz_Chilla Male 18-29
    76 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    What a shame that Dirty Sanchez did 133 and it took a lot less quicker time than this. And the guy didn`t bleed like this pussy (in comparison, of course.)
  44. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    That`s how you get street cred!
  45. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    Achievement Unlocked: Epic Dolt!
  46. Profile photo of genbadger
    genbadger Male 18-29
    30 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    That cannot possibly be the world record...
  47. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    as my aunt used to say, bless her,

    "dumbass"...
  48. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    New that wouldnt end well!
  49. Profile photo of darkworld605
    darkworld605 Male 13-17
    75 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    now you have 111 extra nipples!
  50. Profile photo of dooflotchie
    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    Oh, that is just wrong...pummeling a cute dude like that! :-( *tsk tsk*
  51. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    Did he get paid for that?
  52. Profile photo of BusterCherry
    BusterCherry Male 18-29
    5 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    i dont think the shots to his ass should count its supposed to be a shirtless record.
  53. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    F`n OW

    He`s bleeding all over...it looks like he`s got some sort of deadly disease or weird infection

    Luckily that one on his neck wasn`t much higher.
  54. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    He was bleeding! Wow, that must have been painful when taking a bath or a shower
  55. Profile photo of frEbAsnSuga
    frEbAsnSuga Female 18-29
    133 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 8:52 pm
    He had like a flawless body before... now he`s gonna have some serious scarification happening. What would compel someone to do this? It looks like he had 111 huge cysts just burst open all over his body.
  56. Profile photo of brownsugar3
    brownsugar3 Male 18-29
    306 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 8:52 pm
    whats was up with the FUMA shirt??
  57. Profile photo of SpeaeD
    SpeaeD Male 70 & Over
    13 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    I guess that settles how they made the matrix special effects.
  58. Profile photo of TheWaffle
    TheWaffle Male 18-29
    117 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    @Fizz_Chilla- the guy on Dirty Sanchez only got 110, hence the 111 this guy took.
  59. Profile photo of basherrr
    basherrr Male 18-29
    242 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 8:58 pm
    his back looks like the matrix
  60. Profile photo of Gentle-Tramp
    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
    498 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    looks painful
  61. Profile photo of SiggyZtar
    SiggyZtar Male 18-29
    56 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    @brownsugar3 FUMA is the portuguese word for the verb "to smoke" in the 2nd person and it rhymes with PUMA, that`s why the puma on the shirt is smoking a joint
  62. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 10:17 pm
    Fuma shirt hahaahahaha
  63. Profile photo of Mario561
    Mario561 Male 18-29
    57 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 10:44 pm
    tha has to suck, what kind of paint balls are they using? normal one`s don`t make you bleed like that
  64. Profile photo of koolmole
    koolmole Male 18-29
    176 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 11:10 pm
    regular paintballs dont do THAT much damage
  65. Profile photo of PoopNoodle
    PoopNoodle Male 40-49
    400 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 11:10 pm
    What exactly is the point of subjecting one`s self to this?
  66. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    December 7, 2010 at 11:33 pm
    70-80 weren`t bare skin.....just sayin...

    btw...nobody knows what you are saying so it doesn`t matter....
  67. Profile photo of jaysunn
    jaysunn Male 30-39
    24 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 12:07 am
    Never store your ammo in a freezer.
  68. Profile photo of kinky_afr0
    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 12:08 am
    some of you guys have obviously never taken a paintball from close range before. His wounds are exactly like many I`ve received from the 5-10 foot range, the most painful one being right on the loose skin between my fingers
  69. Profile photo of kinky_afr0
    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 12:12 am
    and as for 111 being a world record.....what? I reckon I could easily top that, maybe even the 500 mark. And I`m pretty sure theres loads of people out there who could even top that
  70. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 12:42 am
    It almost looks like he got a couple extra nipples
  71. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 1:57 am
    For some reason when all those holes in his skin were showing I was thinking of the terminator.
  72. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 3:13 am
    stupid
  73. Profile photo of ulfnir
    ulfnir Male 30-39
    121 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 3:30 am
    Silly bugger.
  74. Profile photo of mrbear10
    mrbear10 Female 13-17
    136 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 7:09 am
    omg that looked like it hurt like a mofo!
  75. Profile photo of Sohltofangy
    Sohltofangy Male 18-29
    103 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 7:30 am
    This puts the PAIN in Paintball.
  76. Profile photo of BayneZaney
    BayneZaney Male 18-29
    32 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 7:31 am
    aftermath?
  77. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 8:04 am
    Too bad chicks don`t really dig nipple-shaped scars. EVERYWHERE.
  78. Profile photo of Bored-er
    Bored-er Female 18-29
    148 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 8:10 am
    someone get that guy some peroxide
  79. Profile photo of netbaby
    netbaby Female 18-29
    24 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 8:23 am
    Having a world record in paintball shots to the torso is like arguing on the internet, even if you win you`re still a retard
  80. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 8:40 am
    The sad part about this record is someone out there is going to try and beat it .....it`s just a simple way of thinning out the gene pool !!!!
  81. Profile photo of ViiZedek
    ViiZedek Female 18-29
    126 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 10:52 am
    this is from a brazilian group called `la fênix` for a popular blog called `não salvo`. they take jackass-ish dares and post it on the internets....i dont know if it`s for fame or just for lulz...
  82. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 11:35 am
    Um, some of them hit his legs...and a couple missed so... FAILED FOR NOTHING!
  83. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 11:35 am
    And for my next trick . . .
  84. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 11:52 am
    @420foy Thank you for pointing that out. I`m glad I`m not the only person who noticed that.
  85. Profile photo of jessly424
    jessly424 Female 13-17
    62 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    yum
  86. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    December 8, 2010 at 11:10 pm
    This being in another language helped me to interpret it a little more objectively - I started thinking: what if someone was watching it with a complete lack of the context of the situation? And then, at a certain point, they started cheering (say, without the counter)? The observer would be likely to consider this group stark-raving mad.
  87. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 12:54 am
    I haven`t counted (can`t be arsed) but to those people saying *some weren`t on his torso/ hitting clothes etc*, are you sure it wasn`t just the torso ones that were counted?!

    And likewise to those people saying they could easily beat this- go for it! Yes, anyone can `take` 500 shots (if tied down for example), but whether they can voluntarily allow the pain to continue is another matter.

    Those things HURT! - reminds me of a time I was out paintballing... some guy had me cornered behind an oil drum and so I decided to jump up and shoot randomly at him. FIRST shot I fired (unintentionally) hit him right in his crown jewels! - He was on the floor for a good hour! - I apologised of course but he wasn`t having any of it (understandably) lol
  88. Profile photo of Nutimik
    Nutimik Male 18-29
    59 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 3:36 am
    Paintballs drating hurt. I had one right on my left nut once. It happened on some camp by a guy who was supposed to be watching over us, and he didn`t say sorry either. drating Prick. 10 minutes later I got one square in the back from just 1,5 feet away while my gun wasn`t working. Another non-nice individual. I`m not going paintballing for a long time.
  89. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 6:27 am
    Paintballs aren`t that bad if you acctually chronograph them to 280fps the speed your supposed to shoot at. Even at that speed up close hurts and can make you bleed but I`ve noticed they tend to hurt more when they bounce off of you I had one bounce off my head somehow and it felt like a rock. Also if this tool wore a shirt it wouldnt have made him bleed as much cause the shells cutting him up where its hitting but I guess that wouldn`t make the girls and some guys swoon. I bet he`s the guy that always looks for an excuse to take his shirt off.
  90. Profile photo of KillerCactus
    KillerCactus Female 18-29
    138 posts
    December 10, 2010 at 2:38 am
    Lol at the spectators behind the glass.
  91. Profile photo of Terminal88
    Terminal88 Male 18-29
    259 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    how the hell will this guy sleep after this? standing?
  92. Profile photo of PfulHouse
    PfulHouse Male 30-39
    371 posts
    December 11, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    Keeps going back for more! Brass balls doesn`t cut it here. We have hit stainless steel balls levels!
  93. Profile photo of Terminal88
    Terminal88 Male 18-29
    259 posts
    December 12, 2010 at 9:29 am
    how the hell will this guy sleep after this? standing?
  94. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    December 13, 2010 at 9:51 pm
    damn brazil you scary!
  95. Profile photo of Terminal88
    Terminal88 Male 18-29
    259 posts
    December 19, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    how the hell will this guy sleep after this? standing?
  96. Profile photo of rodydio
    rodydio Male 18-29
    15 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 7:54 am
    We did not receive anything for doing that
    We made some challenges every friday for the most popular humor blog in Brazil http://www.naosalvo.com.br and we do because we think it is fun to do and fun to watch, the people like do see and we like to do.
    More videos in our website: http://www.lafenix.com.br

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