Your Highness: The Red Band Trailer

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Games

Natalie Portman in a thong. "Nuff said.
There are 76 comments:
Male 63
I.CAN. NOT. WAIT!
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Male 1,256
My goodness, this looks incredible!
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Female 265
this looks effin hilarious
and i love james franco
natalie portman isnt too bad either


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Male 39
This isn`t a game. Would you guys categorize these correctly?
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Male 2,860
I`m not sure it`s possible to f up a movie with both Natalie Portman and Zooer Deschanel in but it looks like they`ve given it a good go.
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Male 440
Looks really good. I can be quite low brow. This will do nicely.
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Female 843
I can`t make up my mind about this movie...
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Female 2,674
Things I love:
James Franco all dirty and shirtless.
Zooey Deschanel for being hot.
The Middle Ages.
Magic.
Excessive use of the F word.
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Female 812
I have the feeling that this could be better then a serious version of a movie about the Middle Ages...
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Male 79
I`m going to hate myself, but I have to see this movie...
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Male 2,402
Yeah! "With magic Mother F**ker!"
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Male 734
I think it`s a foregone conclusion that this will win the Razzie for "Worst Movie"?
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Male 117
I HAVE to see this!
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Male 2,422
The Princess Bride was great. This has the makings of a trainwreck.
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Male 142
Holy poo Natalie Portman & Zooey Deschanel...excuse me I need to go to the bathroom.

"If your vagina is anything like my hand then we will have no problem."
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Male 79
Princess Bride all over again I hope...
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Male 541
YESSS!!! THIS WILL BE EPIC. Natalie Portman is hot
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Male 310
Want.
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Female 3,598
@ DarthJay... you`re an old fashioned prude.
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Male 1,237
seeing it. straight up
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Male 2
mmmmmm Zooey Deschanel ^^
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Male 77
They could screwed that up so badly... but it looks like they did an awesome job!
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Male 155
Please enter your birth date... how bout... no
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Male 1,548
This movie could be great, but Danny McBride seems completely out of context. Not just with anachronisms (which are, of course, intentional), but he just doesn`t seem to fit with the rest of the action.
Natalie Portman on the other hand, Hot Damn!
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Male 1,451
Danny McBride & James Franco? Awesome!

Zooey Deschanel & Natalie Portman? Awesomer!

I`m totally there... if only Natalie`s ass was in 3D.
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Male 339
Call me an old fashioned prude -- but this movie, IMHO, could be just as funny without all the crudeness. Why do they feel the need to add this stuff in?
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Male 3,842
Yes! This looks great! I am putting it on my movie list right now.
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Male 1,222
Magic.. motherfocker
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Female 382
magic..... mother f*ucker
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Male 769
Guys... guys - GUYS! I think I`ve just seen something we missed before... that`s no ordinary thing... I think that`s a CHASTITY THONG.
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Female 165
Not gonna lie, kinda want to see it.
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Male 2,688
Who needs Natalie Portman when Zooey Deschanel is in the movie??? At that point, Natalie is just second fiddle.
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Male 138
You were probably stunned by your happy thoughts duffy
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Male 2,229
it so bad that becomes funny
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Male 551
Forget Natalie, who`s that girl at 1:57?
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Male 25,416
This should be interesting!
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Male 5,194
>>I wish they would make some good laugh your head off movies where I DON`T get to see somebodys sac or feel the need to talk like

I agree! Seems like we turned a corner somewhere and now they just throw crude in to be crude rather than because something really needs it.
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Male 985
Funny and has the slight serious aspect :P
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Male 5,194
Maidens in metal chastity belts, knights in armor, castles, hooka smoking caterpillar - lot of potential, but I didn`t even chuckle at the promo. Bad sign.
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Male 602
Jabberwock....

what you say is... inconCEIVABLE!
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Male 812
That was pretty funny still.
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Male 1,587
ohhh shut up GullCull. Who dost the canucks be to question us so?
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Female 3,696
"Handle your shi t, Fabius, please!" bahaha
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Male 120
This looks like it might be good. However, does anybody remember a time when "comedy" didn`t require a the crutch of constant swearing and drug jokes to make it funny? Now they need it to make a dratting medieval comedy funny? Come on..Princess Bride used no swearing that I recall and its great. Monty Python`s Quest for the Holy Grail had next to none and imo its a comedy classic.
Im not saying this movie won`t be funny, it likely is. What I`m saying is I wish they would make some good laugh your head off movies where I DON`T get to see somebodys sac or feel the need to talk like a high school drop out turned piss-poor drug dealer.
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Male 15,832
[quote]The crudeness really makes this less funny.[/quote]
I`m guessing (hoping) that the crudest scenes were selected for the trailer, and the movie spaces it out better for comic effect.
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Male 7,611
rainbowfarts, what about zooey in a thong?
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Male 143
The crudeness really makes this less funny. It just feels like the same thing we`ve seen 20 times already. Why can`t Americans do comedy proper?
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Female 798
The only thing that would make this even more awesome is if they replaced Zooey Deschanel with another Natalie Portman in a thong.
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Male 368
the trailer is Rated R that is why it asks for your birth date. Just put in any date that makes you older than 18 and it will play
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Male 37,803
Looks good! High probability I`ll pirate, um, watch it! (might even shell out $$ if it gets good reviews, eh?)
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Male 85
It does actually look pretty funny. and natalie portman.
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Male 243
I tried to give it my birthday but it didn´t want it.
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Female 7,866
Can someone give me a rundown. I do not want to give it my birthday and resent being asked.
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Male 3,076
Please enter your birthdate below: ??? IT`S THE dratING INTERNET!!!
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Male 3,915
another "why not" movie

Why NOT watch it?
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Male 594
Amazing.
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Male 311
Yes please.
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Male 541
I was meant to be an extra in this but I missed the phonecall due to no battery!! Very annoyed at missing a chance to see both Natalie Portman AND Zooey Deschanel in person >:@
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Male 2,553
Natalie Portman in a thong was definitely one of the highlights of this clip. I can`t think of a situation when seeing Natalie Portman in a thong wouldn`t be pleasant in some way.
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Male 3,322
"Natalie Portman in a thong = 2 thumbs up."

Hopefully that`s a careful two thumbs up. ;)
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Male 7,611
natalie portman and zooey deschanel, im in.

also, without all of the jokes, it looks like a decent fantasy adventure movie. so, with the jokes, it definitely may be worth a watch.
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Male 2,440
Natalie Portman doesn`t have much of an ass, but I`d still take her.
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Male 5,314
haha, i will probably go see that. it looks funny, and natalie portman in a thong doesn`t hurt either.
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Male 498
i wanna see this moive :O
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Male 6,694
Natalie Portman in a thong. 2 hours of Natalie Portman in a thong would be fine with me. Just Natalie Portman in a thong chillin on the beach or Natalie Portman in a thong working in the yard. Doesn`t really matter long as it Natalie Portman in a thong on the big screen for the whole movie. Plot = Natalie Portman in a thong. Summary = Natalie Portman in a thong. Natalie Portman in a thong = 2 thumbs up. Cant go wrong with Natalie Portman in a thong.
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Male 17,512
Video won`t start for me.
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Male 284
I approve of Natalie Portman in a thong.
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Male 3,059
I think I have to see this... Of course the fact that I`m totally baked right now may be affecting my judgment.
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Male 1,299
I loved Pineapple Express and this looks kind-a better, to me.
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Male 47
This is gonna be epic. Not a big Portman fan, but she`s nice enough to look at. This movie would rock even without her though.
Must. See.
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Male 290
Epic trailer which leaves me no desire to see the actual movie... perhaps I`m the wrong target group these days
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Male 15,510
Just now you see that? fancy?
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Male 15,510
2.75 seconds of thong action
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Male 20,178
now that i see her, emma watson looks like a boy.

long live portman.
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Male 271
i want her so badly it hurts.

if i could have her, i wouldnt want anyone else. i promise.

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Male 20,178
Link: Your Highness: The Red Band Trailer [Rate Link] - Natalie Portman in a thong. `Nuff said.
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