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Date: 11/18/10 08:00 AM

76 Responses to Your Highness: The Red Band Trailer

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    November 18, 2010 at 7:52 am
    Link: Your Highness: The Red Band Trailer - Natalie Portman in a thong. `Nuff said.
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    greggpethers Male 18-29
    271 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 8:05 am
    i want her so badly it hurts.

    if i could have her, i wouldnt want anyone else. i promise.

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18840 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 8:06 am
    now that i see her, emma watson looks like a boy.

    long live portman.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 8:07 am
    2.75 seconds of thong action
  5. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 8:08 am
    Just now you see that? fancy?
  6. Profile photo of Monosandalos
    Monosandalos Male 30-39
    285 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 8:09 am
    Epic trailer which leaves me no desire to see the actual movie... perhaps I`m the wrong target group these days
  7. Profile photo of DaShiVa
    DaShiVa Male 30-39
    47 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 8:11 am
    This is gonna be epic. Not a big Portman fan, but she`s nice enough to look at. This movie would rock even without her though.
    Must. See.
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    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 8:14 am
    I loved Pineapple Express and this looks kind-a better, to me.
  9. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
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    November 18, 2010 at 8:20 am
    I think I have to see this... Of course the fact that I`m totally baked right now may be affecting my judgment.
  10. Profile photo of Sinn
    Sinn Male 18-29
    284 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 8:29 am
    I approve of Natalie Portman in a thong.
  11. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 8:30 am
    Video won`t start for me.
  12. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    November 18, 2010 at 8:32 am
    Natalie Portman in a thong. 2 hours of Natalie Portman in a thong would be fine with me. Just Natalie Portman in a thong chillin on the beach or Natalie Portman in a thong working in the yard. Doesn`t really matter long as it Natalie Portman in a thong on the big screen for the whole movie. Plot = Natalie Portman in a thong. Summary = Natalie Portman in a thong. Natalie Portman in a thong = 2 thumbs up. Cant go wrong with Natalie Portman in a thong.
  13. Profile photo of Gentle-Tramp
    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
    498 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 8:32 am
    i wanna see this moive :O
  14. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 8:42 am
    haha, i will probably go see that. it looks funny, and natalie portman in a thong doesn`t hurt either.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 8:45 am
    Natalie Portman doesn`t have much of an ass, but I`d still take her.
  16. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 8:47 am
    natalie portman and zooey deschanel, im in.

    also, without all of the jokes, it looks like a decent fantasy adventure movie. so, with the jokes, it definitely may be worth a watch.
  17. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 8:53 am
    "Natalie Portman in a thong = 2 thumbs up."

    Hopefully that`s a careful two thumbs up. ;)
  18. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 9:00 am
    Natalie Portman in a thong was definitely one of the highlights of this clip. I can`t think of a situation when seeing Natalie Portman in a thong wouldn`t be pleasant in some way.
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    Webz Male 18-29
    542 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 9:10 am
    I was meant to be an extra in this but I missed the phonecall due to no battery!! Very annoyed at missing a chance to see both Natalie Portman AND Zooey Deschanel in person >:@
  20. Profile photo of shiftyplus1
    shiftyplus1 Male 18-29
    311 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 9:15 am
    Yes please.
  21. Profile photo of Vligon
    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 9:52 am
    Amazing.
  22. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:55 am
    another "why not" movie

    Why NOT watch it?
  23. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 10:09 am
    Please enter your birthdate below: ??? IT`S THE dratING INTERNET!!!
  24. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
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    November 18, 2010 at 10:28 am
    Can someone give me a rundown. I do not want to give it my birthday and resent being asked.
  25. Profile photo of Kickan
    Kickan Male 18-29
    243 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 10:32 am
    I tried to give it my birthday but it didn´t want it.
  26. Profile photo of greguire
    greguire Male 18-29
    85 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 10:47 am
    It does actually look pretty funny. and natalie portman.
  27. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    November 18, 2010 at 10:47 am
    Looks good! High probability I`ll pirate, um, watch it! (might even shell out $$ if it gets good reviews, eh?)
  28. Profile photo of BigDaddyJeff
    BigDaddyJeff Male 40-49
    368 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 10:50 am
    the trailer is Rated R that is why it asks for your birth date. Just put in any date that makes you older than 18 and it will play
  29. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 10:55 am
    The only thing that would make this even more awesome is if they replaced Zooey Deschanel with another Natalie Portman in a thong.
  30. Profile photo of GullCull
    GullCull Male 18-29
    143 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 11:09 am
    The crudeness really makes this less funny. It just feels like the same thing we`ve seen 20 times already. Why can`t Americans do comedy proper?
  31. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 11:29 am
    rainbowfarts, what about zooey in a thong?
  32. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    November 18, 2010 at 11:30 am
    The crudeness really makes this less funny.
    I`m guessing (hoping) that the crudest scenes were selected for the trailer, and the movie spaces it out better for comic effect.
  33. Profile photo of jabberwock83
    jabberwock83 Male 18-29
    120 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 11:34 am
    This looks like it might be good. However, does anybody remember a time when "comedy" didn`t require a the crutch of constant swearing and drug jokes to make it funny? Now they need it to make a dratting medieval comedy funny? Come on..Princess Bride used no swearing that I recall and its great. Monty Python`s Quest for the Holy Grail had next to none and imo its a comedy classic.
    Im not saying this movie won`t be funny, it likely is. What I`m saying is I wish they would make some good laugh your head off movies where I DON`T get to see somebodys sac or feel the need to talk like a high school drop out turned piss-poor drug dealer.
  34. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 11:47 am
    "Handle your shi t, Fabius, please!" bahaha
  35. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    ohhh shut up GullCull. Who dost the canucks be to question us so?
  36. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    That was pretty funny still.
  37. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    Jabberwock....

    what you say is... inconCEIVABLE!
  38. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    Maidens in metal chastity belts, knights in armor, castles, hooka smoking caterpillar - lot of potential, but I didn`t even chuckle at the promo. Bad sign.
  39. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    Funny and has the slight serious aspect :P
  40. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    >>I wish they would make some good laugh your head off movies where I DON`T get to see somebodys sac or feel the need to talk like

    I agree! Seems like we turned a corner somewhere and now they just throw crude in to be crude rather than because something really needs it.
  41. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    This should be interesting!
  42. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    Forget Natalie, who`s that girl at 1:57?
  43. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    it so bad that becomes funny
  44. Profile photo of OssimJohn
    OssimJohn Male 18-29
    138 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    You were probably stunned by your happy thoughts duffy
  45. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    Who needs Natalie Portman when Zooey Deschanel is in the movie??? At that point, Natalie is just second fiddle.
  46. Profile photo of Blutdurstig
    Blutdurstig Female 18-29
    165 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    Not gonna lie, kinda want to see it.
  47. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    Guys... guys - GUYS! I think I`ve just seen something we missed before... that`s no ordinary thing... I think that`s a CHASTITY THONG.
  48. Profile photo of Dagaz20
    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
    382 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    magic..... mother f*ucker
  49. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    Magic.. motherfocker
  50. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    Yes! This looks great! I am putting it on my movie list right now.
  51. Profile photo of DarthJay
    DarthJay Male 30-39
    339 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    Call me an old fashioned prude -- but this movie, IMHO, could be just as funny without all the crudeness. Why do they feel the need to add this stuff in?
  52. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    Danny McBride & James Franco? Awesome!

    Zooey Deschanel & Natalie Portman? Awesomer!

    I`m totally there... if only Natalie`s ass was in 3D.
  53. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    This movie could be great, but Danny McBride seems completely out of context. Not just with anachronisms (which are, of course, intentional), but he just doesn`t seem to fit with the rest of the action.
    Natalie Portman on the other hand, Hot Damn!
  54. Profile photo of Elegy
    Elegy Male 13-17
    155 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    Please enter your birth date... how bout... no
  55. Profile photo of chrunchy
    chrunchy Male 30-39
    77 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    They could screwed that up so badly... but it looks like they did an awesome job!
  56. Profile photo of andrew_monck
    andrew_monck Male 18-29
    2 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    mmmmmm Zooey Deschanel ^^
  57. Profile photo of Jowsh
    Jowsh Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    seeing it. straight up
  58. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    @ DarthJay... you`re an old fashioned prude.
  59. Profile photo of whocares3725
    whocares3725 Male 18-29
    310 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    Want.
  60. Profile photo of kummi90
    kummi90 Male 18-29
    541 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    YESSS!!! THIS WILL BE EPIC. Natalie Portman is hot
  61. Profile photo of SmokyMcPott
    SmokyMcPott Male 18-29
    79 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    Princess Bride all over again I hope...
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    zoltrix_the Male 18-29
    142 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    Holy poo Natalie Portman & Zooey Deschanel...excuse me I need to go to the bathroom.

    "If your vagina is anything like my hand then we will have no problem."
  63. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    The Princess Bride was great. This has the makings of a trainwreck.
  64. Profile photo of TheWaffle
    TheWaffle Male 18-29
    117 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    I HAVE to see this!
  65. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 10:34 pm
    I think it`s a foregone conclusion that this will win the Razzie for "Worst Movie"?
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 11:46 pm
    Yeah! "With magic Mother F**ker!"
  67. Profile photo of UrielElOsO
    UrielElOsO Male 18-29
    79 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 1:26 am
    I`m going to hate myself, but I have to see this movie...
  68. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 1:50 am
    I have the feeling that this could be better then a serious version of a movie about the Middle Ages...
  69. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 7:31 am
    Things I love:
    James Franco all dirty and shirtless.
    Zooey Deschanel for being hot.
    The Middle Ages.
    Magic.
    Excessive use of the F word.
  70. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 7:49 am
    I can`t make up my mind about this movie...
  71. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 7:50 am
    Looks really good. I can be quite low brow. This will do nicely.
  72. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
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    November 20, 2010 at 3:58 am
    I`m not sure it`s possible to f up a movie with both Natalie Portman and Zooer Deschanel in but it looks like they`ve given it a good go.
  73. Profile photo of Fincherian
    Fincherian Male 18-29
    39 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    This isn`t a game. Would you guys categorize these correctly?
  74. Profile photo of bree416
    bree416 Female 18-29
    265 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 7:42 am
    this looks effin hilarious
    and i love james franco
    natalie portman isnt too bad either


  75. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 10:50 am
    My goodness, this looks incredible!
  76. Profile photo of Dylan_Dog
    Dylan_Dog Male 18-29
    63 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 10:00 am
    I.CAN. NOT. WAIT!

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