Your Chinese Fortune Cookie Is A Pervert [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 6 years ago Funny

Inside you? GAH!
There are 42 comments:
Female 33
true dat
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Male 51
REJOICE I HAS CUM!
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Female 112
@SaltyVarnish all the way.
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Male 90
@mithraela
Omg roflamo XD
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Male 173
... in bed?
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Female 535
It`s amazing all the things I`ve had inside me.
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Male 678
How far do i have to go in to find it??
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Male 2,388
@kitteh9lives if self pleasure is the answer, i wonder what the question was?

"Is it the only option left when there are no monkeys around?"
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Male 25,416
I found what was inside me! its everywhere now and sticky :P
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Female 8,044
if self pleasure is the answer, i wonder what the question was?
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Female 1,798
my friend once got one that said, "Don`t worry, you`re not pregnant. You just gained 10 pounds."
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Female 688
@mstar2069 LOL. that made me laugh pretty damn hard lmao.

also, @wabash pennywise. really!? :| urgh :(
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Male 705
I`m so moving to China.
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Male 58
Where are you people finding these fortune cookies? All mine ever say is trite, stale BS like "Your hard work will pay off soon" or something else that`s not gonna happen
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Mine always say "Sorry, Try again."
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Male 9
My question is why is the paper always bent and crinkled, but the text is always perfectly in line
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Male 59
This fortune cookie needs a Captain Obvious Award.
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Male 5,194
Where are you people finding these fortune cookies? All mine ever say is trite, stale BS like "Your hard work will pay off soon" or something else that`s not gonna happen.
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Male 37,888
I know exactly what`s inside me.

Or was. . . I flushed it.
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Male 15,510
As usually, we didnt need a fortune cookie to know that
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Male 6,694
Its not clean till something comes out.
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Male 1,920
If you are loosing stuff inside you, you are doing it wrong.
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Male 5,190
Will do!
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Male 4,867
well...if you insist
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Male 8
all thats inside is a flag that reads "bang"
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Male 10,845
no problem!
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Male 8,302
Self-pleasure too much, and what`s inside will be outside and you`ll pull a silly face.
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Male 541
...in bed
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Male 37,888
daily
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Male 171
Yup. I rejoice every time.
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Male 2,441
fap fap fap fap
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Male 759
Oh, you found the other part to this two part fortune cookie! http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=54313
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Female 697
G spot
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Male 11,740
[quote]Before you can find what`s inside you, I have to hide it first.[/quote]

That could be a quote from the Saw movies. Ewwww
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Male 34
and the weird thing is that fortune cookies are american
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Male 12,138
Superb idea. I`m going to find what`s inside me right now.
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Male 17,512
OldOllie: "Before you can fine what`s inside you, I have to hide it first."

You`ve been watching `Silence Of The Lambs` to much, I think.
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Female 1,623
Ok then fapfapfapfapfap
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Male 15,832
Before you can find what`s inside you, I have to hide it first.
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Male 58
Well than I`m a pervert too!
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Male 5,314
words to live by
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Male 1,107
If you say so, awesome fortune cookie!
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Female 1,328
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