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Date: 11/16/10 08:16 PM

42 Responses to Your Chinese Fortune Cookie Is A Pervert [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1266 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 8:19 pm
    Link: Your Chinese Fortune Cookie Is A Pervert - Inside you? GAH!
  2. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    If you say so, awesome fortune cookie!
  3. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    words to live by
  4. Profile photo of Airclot0
    Airclot0 Male 13-17
    58 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    Well than I`m a pervert too!
  5. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    Before you can find what`s inside you, I have to hide it first.
  6. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    Ok then fapfapfapfapfap
  7. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    OldOllie: "Before you can fine what`s inside you, I have to hide it first."

    You`ve been watching `Silence Of The Lambs` to much, I think.
  8. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    Superb idea. I`m going to find what`s inside me right now.
  9. Profile photo of kokhean
    kokhean Male 13-17
    34 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    and the weird thing is that fortune cookies are american
  10. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    Before you can find what`s inside you, I have to hide it first.

    That could be a quote from the Saw movies. Ewwww
  11. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 9:00 pm
    G spot
  12. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 9:01 pm
    Oh, you found the other part to this two part fortune cookie! http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=54313
  13. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    fap fap fap fap
  14. Profile photo of button_guy
    button_guy Male 18-29
    171 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 9:55 pm
    Yup. I rejoice every time.
  15. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36207 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    daily
  16. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 10:24 pm
    ...in bed
  17. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    Self-pleasure too much, and what`s inside will be outside and you`ll pull a silly face.
  18. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 11:46 pm
    no problem!
  19. Profile photo of chainfire
    chainfire Male 18-29
    8 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 12:26 am
    all thats inside is a flag that reads "bang"
  20. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 12:46 am
    well...if you insist
  21. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 5:14 am
    If you are loosing stuff inside you, you are doing it wrong.
  22. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 6:58 am
    Its not clean till something comes out.
  23. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 7:26 am
    As usually, we didnt need a fortune cookie to know that
  24. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36207 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 7:30 am
    I know exactly what`s inside me.

    Or was. . . I flushed it.
  25. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 8:04 am
    Where are you people finding these fortune cookies? All mine ever say is trite, stale BS like "Your hard work will pay off soon" or something else that`s not gonna happen.
  26. Profile photo of wabash
    wabash Male 18-29
    59 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 8:14 am
    This fortune cookie needs a Captain Obvious Award.
  27. Profile photo of Mstar2069
    Mstar2069 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 8:14 am
    My question is why is the paper always bent and crinkled, but the text is always perfectly in line
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    socca_dude Male 18-29
    58 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 8:20 am
    Where are you people finding these fortune cookies? All mine ever say is trite, stale BS like "Your hard work will pay off soon" or something else that`s not gonna happen
    __________________________________
    Mine always say "Sorry, Try again."
  29. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 9:47 am
    I`m so moving to China.
  30. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 10:55 am
    @mstar2069 LOL. that made me laugh pretty damn hard lmao.

    also, @wabash pennywise. really!? :| urgh :(
  31. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 10:57 am
    my friend once got one that said, "Don`t worry, you`re not pregnant. You just gained 10 pounds."
  32. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 11:44 am
    if self pleasure is the answer, i wonder what the question was?
  33. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 11:54 am
    I found what was inside me! its everywhere now and sticky :P
  34. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    @kitteh9lives if self pleasure is the answer, i wonder what the question was?

    "Is it the only option left when there are no monkeys around?"
  35. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    How far do i have to go in to find it??
  36. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 8:23 pm
    It`s amazing all the things I`ve had inside me.
  37. Profile photo of NinjaB0b
    NinjaB0b Male 18-29
    173 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 2:48 am
    ... in bed?
  38. Profile photo of s8tan
    s8tan Male 18-29
    90 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 8:49 am
    @mithraela
    Omg roflamo XD
  39. Profile photo of spyrocheeks
    spyrocheeks Female 13-17
    112 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    @SaltyVarnish all the way.
  40. Profile photo of Showman
    Showman Male 18-29
    51 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    REJOICE I HAS CUM!
  41. Profile photo of roxybee
    roxybee Female 18-29
    33 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    true dat

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