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  1. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2554 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    Link: Woman Claims Ownership Of The Sun - And now she wants to make people who use it pay. What a clever scam, sorta like Mr. Burns.
  2. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
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    November 28, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    Yup, that`s gonna work out alright for her. Totally.
  3. Profile photo of Nick98
    Nick98 Male 13-17
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    November 28, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    Thats it, im not using the sun anymore.
  4. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
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    November 28, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    Wait, what? She made up sun-taxes :\
  5. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
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    November 28, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    The comments section on that site has it right.

    THINK OF THE LAWSUITS :D!!!
  6. Profile photo of Sureigem
    Sureigem Male 18-29
    1 post
    November 28, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    best part is... in 1967 the UN signed a treaty that bans the sale ob objects outside the earth so..... nobody can own something that`s outside the earth
  7. Profile photo of bluevayero
    bluevayero Male 18-29
    226 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    can i send a message to the lady to tell her to turn her sun off because it bothers me when i want to sleep in the noon? or to lower its power in the summer because its hurting my homeplanet???
  8. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    The comments section on that site has it right.

    THINK OF THE LAWSUITS :D!!!
  9. Profile photo of Happitec
    Happitec Male 18-29
    41 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    Boy, she`s going to be in a world of hurt when Ra get`s a wind of this!
  10. Profile photo of mmill928
    mmill928 Female 18-29
    275 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    The comments on that article are hilarious.
    "If I owned a shoe factory and stood on the roof throwing shoes at everyone, nobody would be expected to pay me for them!"
    I bet everyone who`s ever gotten a sunburn could sue her ass, too :P
  11. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    ... I hate loopholes.
  12. Profile photo of Smileyguy1
    Smileyguy1 Male 30-39
    124 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    Riiiiiiight. Here`s your sign.
  13. Profile photo of onyxSATVIL
    onyxSATVIL Female 18-29
    40 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    what a twat
  14. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    what a qunt
  15. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
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    November 28, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    I love how all the comments are about all the ways they could sue her now...
  16. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    I claim rights to water.
  17. Profile photo of Fealiks
    Fealiks Male 18-29
    224 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    She`s "slapping a fee on people who use the sun"? Define "use"..?
  18. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    Excellent
  19. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    "There was no snag, I backed my claim legally, I am not stupid, I know the law. I did it but anyone else could have done it, it simply occurred to me first."



    rrrrrriiiiiiggghhhhtttttt
  20. Profile photo of Reganom
    Reganom Male 18-29
    505 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    Seeing as i live in England i have no worries. I never see that bastard sun, i must nap through the brief appearances.
  21. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    November 28, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    Shes looney but allowed to under the law, however laws are applicable to all countries so it should be interesting!
  22. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    lol she`s dumb, everyone with skin cancer should sue the living crap outta her
  23. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
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    November 28, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    Best comment on the site "Hmm, I have suffered a few sunburns in my time, time to start seeking compensation from the owner." lol
  24. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    Unsolicited goods act 1971: "The recipient may use, deal with, or dispose of the goods as if they were an unconditional gift to him and the rights of the sender to the goods are extinguished"
  25. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1596 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    can you sue her if the sun gives you cancer?
  26. Profile photo of FromPortugal
    FromPortugal Male 18-29
    304 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    Happitec
    "
    Boy, she`s going to be in a world of hurt when Ra get`s a wind of this!"

    EPIC LOL
  27. Profile photo of Happy_Pandas
    Happy_Pandas Female 13-17
    307 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    Oh yeah? Well I claim ownership of air. D:<
  28. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    Great shes going to give the government ideas... I can hear them now..

    "Brilliant! Lets charge the people a sunlight tax!"
  29. Profile photo of itzdapinoy
    itzdapinoy Male 18-29
    11 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    and people wonder why i lose hope in the human race.
  30. Profile photo of ukulelemike
    ukulelemike Male 40-49
    129 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    Imagine the lawsuits against her: skin cancer, sunburns, sun damage to car finished, roofing tiles, and a biggie: global warming! The sun is drying up lakes and rivers, causes the rubber on my tires and belts to dry out and rot-let`s see how many of these things she`s willing to take responsibility for!
  31. Profile photo of twenty5
    twenty5 Male 18-29
    167 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    @ HAppy_Pandas

    I farted in the air... do you still want it? Or may I have it for free :)
  32. Profile photo of Ghostofme16
    Ghostofme16 Female 18-29
    387 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    Kaagan, you are a freaking genius! Somebody should just do it... That would be hilarious
  33. Profile photo of Dare216
    Dare216 Female 18-29
    16 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    I say that you don`t own anything until you put a flag on it... she should try...
  34. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    Betch. I was with yo sun last night. That`s why he was gone.
  35. Profile photo of tlshaman
    tlshaman Male 13-17
    378 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    so, who`d she buy it from exactly?
  36. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    "Imagine the lawsuits against her..."
    One of the major resolutions of the UN was to make stellar bodies outside any nation`s claim.
    Too bad. I could sue her for having to use sun glasses and tinted windows, summer energy bills, equipment damaged by the lack of AC...
  37. Profile photo of connor53
    connor53 Male 13-17
    207 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    We should force her to live on "her" sun for being so stupid.
  38. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    Also, if we don`t pay her, is she going to shut our sun off?
  39. Profile photo of red_shades
    red_shades Female 18-29
    47 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    Should we be worried?
  40. Profile photo of Skulch
    Skulch Male 70 & Over
    21 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    I`m not paying this bitch. She can drat the drat off.
  41. Profile photo of Legion5
    Legion5 Male 18-29
    439 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    She claims she knows the laws and is not dumb, yet she doesn`t understand that nobody has agreed to use `her` sun and therefore she`s providing it`s services for free.
  42. Profile photo of Arrowman325
    Arrowman325 Male 13-17
    15 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    "i am not stupid" is only said to later be proven wrong.
  43. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    (turns sun over, checks label - "Angeles Duran")
    Uh oh.
    Uhh, guys? It really DOES belong to her.
  44. Profile photo of tenty
    tenty Male 18-29
    425 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    Can I sue her for her sun burning me?
  45. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    I declare any and all space, to include matter and antimater within a 100 billion light year radious of Earth no matter it`s position in orbit, to be my property. Not including any known planets or stars, however the onwers of such must pay me rent to occupy the space their planets and stars currently reside.

    That is all.
  46. Profile photo of talon0325
    talon0325 Male 40-49
    382 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    Then I want that bitch to pay for all the damage done from solar flares. Figures it would be some useless piece of poo from spain that has nothing better to do. Wait for all the lawsuits from burn victims you cow. Then your piece of poo country will be owned by the rest of the world and we will rejoice by sending your fat ass on a one way trip so that you can plant your flag on the sun
  47. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT A FREAKING IDIOT!!!!
  48. Profile photo of Iniquity
    Iniquity Female 18-29
    96 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    So, if I don`t pay, is she going to turn it off?
  49. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    What not an onion post.
  50. Profile photo of Fartman51
    Fartman51 Male 13-17
    67 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    Well, if you gotta be crazy, might as well do it in style!
  51. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36202 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    Good to know who the owner is.

    I would like to sue her for damage HER sun has done. My dad`s medical expenses for skin cancer, a new sofa that faded from sun damage. And a face lift forme `cause of sun damage.

  52. Profile photo of hiltacular
    hiltacular Male 13-17
    161 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    -- Well I own oxygen, so everytime anyone uses it I get a quarter.

    -- *GASP*

    -- Pay up!
  53. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    The sun doesn`t come out very much up here in the northwest anyway, so whatevs.
  54. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
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    November 28, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    because i totally accept a property claim that`s of a different government, jurisdiction, and continent

    so if i kill her, can i just claim the sun to myself?
  55. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    wat a B*T(H
  56. Profile photo of EntrE
    EntrE Male 18-29
    535 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    people don`t use the sun, they use it`s light. she shoulda thought that far first
  57. Profile photo of Darkhumour
    Darkhumour Male 18-29
    257 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    if she wants to start this bullpoo game we might as well sue her for cancer/sunburns seeing as she`s legally responisble for the damage wrought by her property
  58. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    I`m going to claim ownership of the sky so that I can charge her an import tax
  59. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36202 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    LEGAL NOTICE:

    I hereby claim all title to the air you breath.
    You will be informed of usage fees by the end of this fiscal year.
  60. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    i heard this on the radio when i was out today and i was like jackpot!

    I work for a satellite company and the sun interferes with satellites that have a geo-stationary orbit (called sun transits)... This means that we can sue her for her property interfering with our business!
  61. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    of course she is from galicia lol
  62. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    I shall sue her for every freckle I have. I shall also sue her for every sunburn I`ve gotten.
  63. Profile photo of kushking
    kushking Male 18-29
    90 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    i agree with darkhumour lets screw her over and sue her with all that money she is going to scam out of people with her sun idea
  64. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    I claim ownership of light waves.

    Now I am suing her because she is distributing my property without licensing.
  65. Profile photo of SlimPickins
    SlimPickins Male 18-29
    120 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    i say we all boycott the sun. that will show that lady. wait.....
  66. Profile photo of moulander
    moulander Male 18-29
    16 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    I really hope this ruins her life.
  67. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    November 28, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    She`s f*cking joking right?
  68. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    November 28, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    She`s stupider than she thinks, because despite what the article says, the Outer Space Treaty DOES include the Moon and other celestial bodies.

    Besides, if she`s the owner of the sun, there are about 10 million farmers worldwide who are gonna sue her for causing droughts, not to mention the individual cases for sunburn, skin cancer, etc from billions of people.

    Stoopid monkey.
  69. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    Good luck with that honey.

    I claim ownership of light waves. Now I am suing her because she is distributing my property without licensing.
    Nice one Sloth. In turn, I`m claiming ownership of all the hydrogen in the universe. She`ll sh*t herself when she sees the fuel bill I`m about to send her.
  70. Profile photo of turbotong
    turbotong Male 18-29
    600 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    We should all sue her for every case of skin cancer she has caused with her property. And deterioration of paint coatings. And global warming. And droughts.
  71. Profile photo of tridirk
    tridirk Male 50-59
    313 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    I thought Al Gore invented it?
  72. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
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    November 28, 2010 at 9:53 pm
    I`m... really hoping this is a joke, really? You thought of it first? The Aztecs thought that it was their sacrifices that brought the sun up every morning, there have been sun worshipers throughout history and seeing as everyone is getting married to inanimate objects lately I`m pretty sure about fifty or so people are married to the sun, so she`ll have to answer to them about why exactly she is claiming ownership over their husband/wife. And seeing as she exists because of the sun, I think the sun owns her, not the other way around.
    And yes, every sort of lawsuit out there that we can blame on the sun should be brought upon her, that will shut her up real fast.
  73. Profile photo of bunny_knight
    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    352 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 10:20 pm
    i`m claiming ownership of carbon. I`m only going lease carbon, if you don`t pay your bills, your leasing agreement will be terminated within 1 week. In which case you will be escorted to a laboratory to have every molecule or carbon extracted from you.
  74. Profile photo of noxert323
    noxert323 Male 18-29
    226 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 11:35 pm
    Bitch gave me a sunburn.
  75. Profile photo of Airclot0
    Airclot0 Male 13-17
    58 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 11:35 pm
    I`m claiming ownership of all matter in the universe. Pay a fee to me or convert to energy.
  76. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 11:54 pm
    I said: "I`m claiming ownership of all the hydrogen in the universe. She`ll sh*t herself when she sees the fuel bill I`m about to send her."

    Airclot0 said: I`m claiming ownership of all matter in the universe.
    F*CK! I goddam *KNEW* I was missing a legal loophole somewhere. Foiled again. And I would have gotten away with it too, if weren`t for those pesky kids!
  77. Profile photo of button_guy
    button_guy Male 18-29
    171 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 11:55 pm
    I`m claiming ownership of your mom.
  78. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 1:31 am
    she makes it embarrassing to be a human
  79. Profile photo of lisalezah
    lisalezah Female 18-29
    255 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 2:36 am
    Sue her for bodily harm *coughmelenoma
  80. Profile photo of marcus2
    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 2:52 am
    ive just made it my personal mission in life to kill this woman.
  81. Profile photo of jeanpaul91
    jeanpaul91 Male 18-29
    128 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 3:28 am

    8621 Posts Sunday, November 28, 2010 11:54:02 PM
    I said: "I`m claiming ownership of all the hydrogen in the universe. She`ll sh*t herself when she sees the fuel bill I`m about to send her."

    Airclot0 said: I`m claiming ownership of all matter in the universe.

    F*CK! I goddam *KNEW* I was missing a legal loophole somewhere. Foiled again. And I would have gotten away with it too, if weren`t for those pesky kids!

    I`m claiming ownership of the Higgs Boson...
    Too far?
  82. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 4:36 am
    @jeanpaul ya well im claiming ownership of gravity, so suck my balls
  83. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 4:38 am
    ok but she has to live on her new property.
  84. Profile photo of ParasyT
    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 5:14 am
    First off, could anybody with skin cancer sue her for reckless endangerment?

    ALSO
    She could go drat herself.
  85. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 5:20 am
    Well I got burned by her property this summer, I`m going to sue her bigtime!
  86. Profile photo of SwayzeCrazy4
    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 5:44 am
    Crazy bitch.
  87. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 6:03 am
    How exactly is she going to force people to pay? It`s not like she can turn it off if people don`t.
  88. Profile photo of deceit
    deceit Male 18-29
    79 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 7:46 am
    Oh, at first I thought she was claiming ownership of `The Sun`, the newspaper. Somehow that sounded even crazier than the actual story.
  89. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 7:57 am
    Good luck with that
  90. Profile photo of raiin
    raiin Female 18-29
    293 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 8:08 am
    even if she could make people pay for the sun.. how long till a fight? a war? or till someone is like f this. kill the bitch.
  91. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 9:11 am
    Oh. Look. Another crazy breathing our air.
  92. Profile photo of Micktrex
    Micktrex Male 18-29
    141 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 9:30 am
    No offence but I did assume this woman would be American. Nice to see that the mentally handicapped live far and wide across the globe.
  93. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 9:30 am
    >pui
    My thoughts exactly.
  94. Profile photo of Durrell
    Durrell Male 18-29
    136 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 11:01 am
    she`s screwed. UN laws apply to all UN countries AND their private citizens. as she lives in a UN country she is not legally allowed to own anything off of earth.

    Kinda sucks. I was going to lay claim to all the stars in the Milky way. But as i live in a UN member nation, i can not own any part of the universe off of earth.
  95. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
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    November 29, 2010 at 11:58 am
    oh yeah? Well, I own Uranus
  96. Profile photo of PfulHouse
    PfulHouse Male 30-39
    371 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    @ korahn

    You win.
  97. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
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    November 29, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    Yeah, I`d like to see this bitch enforce it. lol. "Pay me, you`re using my sun!"
    *stares and walks away*
  98. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    Hmm... I say we prepare a lawsuit for all the victims of skin cancer. Hope she has some money.
  99. Profile photo of zlatan
    zlatan Male 18-29
    292 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    i call pluto
  100. Profile photo of Rubn_Tizzub
    Rubn_Tizzub Male 30-39
    88 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    Well, I`m certainly not paying her full price since I only get to use it half the time.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    I would like to know what drug she is on, I want some.
  102. Profile photo of mollyscary
    mollyscary Female 13-17
    259 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    I call the Multiverse. Ha ha called it first, now everybody is gonna have to start paying rent. :)
  103. Profile photo of Kalimata
    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 9:49 pm
    This is why I support genetic modification and genetic engineering. I want to be able to grow a third arm so I can do a triple facepalm...
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    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 1:24 am
    So, compensation for burns and free sunscreen for life is found where?
  105. Profile photo of batdyke
    batdyke Female 18-29
    149 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 3:46 am
    Hahaha, I swear to god this had to have happened in a Superman comic at least once...
  106. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 6:15 am
    I`m gonna sue that bitch for burning me, and if I get skin cancer down the track... ooh boy she better watch out.
  107. Profile photo of ashtonsgirlh
    ashtonsgirlh Female 18-29
    37 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 6:44 am
    yeah moron, that will work... lets get sueing her ass for skin cancer..
  108. Profile photo of s1cKs0uL
    s1cKs0uL Female 18-29
    394 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 10:15 pm
    Delusions of grandeur much?
  109. Profile photo of charliew07
    charliew07 Male 13-17
    143 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    Al Gore sued her for global warming...
  110. Profile photo of jeanpaul91
    jeanpaul91 Male 18-29
    128 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 1:27 am

    8621 Posts Sunday, November 28, 2010 11:54:02 PM
    I said: "I`m claiming ownership of all the hydrogen in the universe. She`ll sh*t herself when she sees the fuel bill I`m about to send her."

    Airclot0 said: I`m claiming ownership of all matter in the universe.

    F*CK! I goddam *KNEW* I was missing a legal loophole somewhere. Foiled again. And I would have gotten away with it too, if weren`t for those pesky kids!

    I`m claiming ownership of the Higgs Boson...
    Too far?
  111. Profile photo of jeanpaul91
    jeanpaul91 Male 18-29
    128 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 10:57 am

    8621 Posts Sunday, November 28, 2010 11:54:02 PM
    I said: "I`m claiming ownership of all the hydrogen in the universe. She`ll sh*t herself when she sees the fuel bill I`m about to send her."

    Airclot0 said: I`m claiming ownership of all matter in the universe.

    F*CK! I goddam *KNEW* I was missing a legal loophole somewhere. Foiled again. And I would have gotten away with it too, if weren`t for those pesky kids!

    I`m claiming ownership of the Higgs Boson...
    Too far?
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    Shillier Male 18-29
    260 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 2:33 am
    funny stuff

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