Woman Claims Ownership Of The Sun

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 6 years ago in
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2010/11/spanish-woman-ownership-sun/

And now she wants to make people who use it pay. What a clever scam, sorta like Mr. Burns.
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Male 260
funny stuff
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Male 128

8621 Posts Sunday, November 28, 2010 11:54:02 PM
I said: "I`m claiming ownership of all the hydrogen in the universe. She`ll sh*t herself when she sees the fuel bill I`m about to send her."

Airclot0 said: I`m claiming ownership of all matter in the universe.

F*CK! I goddam *KNEW* I was missing a legal loophole somewhere. Foiled again. And I would have gotten away with it too, if weren`t for those pesky kids!

I`m claiming ownership of the Higgs Boson...
Too far?
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Male 128

8621 Posts Sunday, November 28, 2010 11:54:02 PM
I said: "I`m claiming ownership of all the hydrogen in the universe. She`ll sh*t herself when she sees the fuel bill I`m about to send her."

Airclot0 said: I`m claiming ownership of all matter in the universe.

F*CK! I goddam *KNEW* I was missing a legal loophole somewhere. Foiled again. And I would have gotten away with it too, if weren`t for those pesky kids!

I`m claiming ownership of the Higgs Boson...
Too far?
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Male 143
Al Gore sued her for global warming...
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Female 394
Delusions of grandeur much?
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Female 37
yeah moron, that will work... lets get sueing her ass for skin cancer..
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Male 703
I`m gonna sue that bitch for burning me, and if I get skin cancer down the track... ooh boy she better watch out.
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Female 149
Hahaha, I swear to god this had to have happened in a Superman comic at least once...
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Male 1,357
So, compensation for burns and free sunscreen for life is found where?
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Male 661
This is why I support genetic modification and genetic engineering. I want to be able to grow a third arm so I can do a triple facepalm...
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Female 259
I call the Multiverse. Ha ha called it first, now everybody is gonna have to start paying rent. :)
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Male 11,739
I would like to know what drug she is on, I want some.
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Male 88
Well, I`m certainly not paying her full price since I only get to use it half the time.
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Male 292
i call pluto
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Male 2,402
Hmm... I say we prepare a lawsuit for all the victims of skin cancer. Hope she has some money.
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Male 1,162
Yeah, I`d like to see this bitch enforce it. lol. "Pay me, you`re using my sun!"
*stares and walks away*
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Male 371
@ korahn

You win.
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Male 1,435
oh yeah? Well, I own Uranus
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Male 136
she`s screwed. UN laws apply to all UN countries AND their private citizens. as she lives in a UN country she is not legally allowed to own anything off of earth.

Kinda sucks. I was going to lay claim to all the stars in the Milky way. But as i live in a UN member nation, i can not own any part of the universe off of earth.
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Male 2,552
>pui
My thoughts exactly.
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Male 141
No offence but I did assume this woman would be American. Nice to see that the mentally handicapped live far and wide across the globe.
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Male 6,694
Oh. Look. Another crazy breathing our air.
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Female 293
even if she could make people pay for the sun.. how long till a fight? a war? or till someone is like f this. kill the bitch.
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Male 15,510
Good luck with that
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Male 79
Oh, at first I thought she was claiming ownership of `The Sun`, the newspaper. Somehow that sounded even crazier than the actual story.
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Female 3,574
How exactly is she going to force people to pay? It`s not like she can turn it off if people don`t.
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Male 234
Crazy bitch.
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Male 1,882
Well I got burned by her property this summer, I`m going to sue her bigtime!
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Male 533
First off, could anybody with skin cancer sue her for reckless endangerment?

ALSO
She could go drat herself.
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Male 1,360
ok but she has to live on her new property.
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Male 757
@jeanpaul ya well im claiming ownership of gravity, so suck my balls
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Male 128

8621 Posts Sunday, November 28, 2010 11:54:02 PM
I said: "I`m claiming ownership of all the hydrogen in the universe. She`ll sh*t herself when she sees the fuel bill I`m about to send her."

Airclot0 said: I`m claiming ownership of all matter in the universe.

F*CK! I goddam *KNEW* I was missing a legal loophole somewhere. Foiled again. And I would have gotten away with it too, if weren`t for those pesky kids!

I`m claiming ownership of the Higgs Boson...
Too far?
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Male 677
ive just made it my personal mission in life to kill this woman.
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Female 255
Sue her for bodily harm *coughmelenoma
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Male 559
she makes it embarrassing to be a human
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Male 171
I`m claiming ownership of your mom.
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Male 12,138
[quote]I said: "I`m claiming ownership of all the hydrogen in the universe. She`ll sh*t herself when she sees the fuel bill I`m about to send her."

Airclot0 said: I`m claiming ownership of all matter in the universe. [/quote]
F*CK! I goddam *KNEW* I was missing a legal loophole somewhere. Foiled again. And I would have gotten away with it too, if weren`t for those pesky kids!
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Male 58
I`m claiming ownership of all matter in the universe. Pay a fee to me or convert to energy.
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Male 226
Bitch gave me a sunburn.
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Male 353
i`m claiming ownership of carbon. I`m only going lease carbon, if you don`t pay your bills, your leasing agreement will be terminated within 1 week. In which case you will be escorted to a laboratory to have every molecule or carbon extracted from you.
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Male 675
I`m... really hoping this is a joke, really? You thought of it first? The Aztecs thought that it was their sacrifices that brought the sun up every morning, there have been sun worshipers throughout history and seeing as everyone is getting married to inanimate objects lately I`m pretty sure about fifty or so people are married to the sun, so she`ll have to answer to them about why exactly she is claiming ownership over their husband/wife. And seeing as she exists because of the sun, I think the sun owns her, not the other way around.
And yes, every sort of lawsuit out there that we can blame on the sun should be brought upon her, that will shut her up real fast.
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Male 313
I thought Al Gore invented it?
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Male 600
We should all sue her for every case of skin cancer she has caused with her property. And deterioration of paint coatings. And global warming. And droughts.
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Male 12,138
Good luck with that honey.

[quote]I claim ownership of light waves. Now I am suing her because she is distributing my property without licensing.[/quote]
Nice one Sloth. In turn, I`m claiming ownership of all the hydrogen in the universe. She`ll sh*t herself when she sees the fuel bill I`m about to send her.
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Male 8,302
She`s stupider than she thinks, because despite what the article says, the Outer Space Treaty DOES include the Moon and other celestial bodies.

Besides, if she`s the owner of the sun, there are about 10 million farmers worldwide who are gonna sue her for causing droughts, not to mention the individual cases for sunburn, skin cancer, etc from billions of people.

Stoopid monkey.
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Male 2,893
She`s f*cking joking right?
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Male 16
I really hope this ruins her life.
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Male 120
i say we all boycott the sun. that will show that lady. wait.....
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Male 2,033
I claim ownership of light waves.

Now I am suing her because she is distributing my property without licensing.
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Male 90
i agree with darkhumour lets screw her over and sue her with all that money she is going to scam out of people with her sun idea
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Male 1,013
I shall sue her for every freckle I have. I shall also sue her for every sunburn I`ve gotten.
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Male 1,834
of course she is from galicia lol
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Male 487
i heard this on the radio when i was out today and i was like jackpot!

I work for a satellite company and the sun interferes with satellites that have a geo-stationary orbit (called sun transits)... This means that we can sue her for her property interfering with our business!
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Male 39,614
LEGAL NOTICE:

I hereby claim all title to the air you breath.
You will be informed of usage fees by the end of this fiscal year.
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Male 734
I`m going to claim ownership of the sky so that I can charge her an import tax
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Male 257
if she wants to start this bullpoo game we might as well sue her for cancer/sunburns seeing as she`s legally responisble for the damage wrought by her property
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Male 535
people don`t use the sun, they use it`s light. she shoulda thought that far first
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Female 1,894
wat a B*T(H
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Male 2,056
because i totally accept a property claim that`s of a different government, jurisdiction, and continent

so if i kill her, can i just claim the sun to myself?
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Male 5,189
I own the universe but Iab users don`t have to pay.
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Male 1,116
The sun doesn`t come out very much up here in the northwest anyway, so whatevs.
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Male 161
-- Well I own oxygen, so everytime anyone uses it I get a quarter.

-- *GASP*

-- Pay up!
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Male 39,614
Good to know who the owner is.

I would like to sue her for damage HER sun has done. My dad`s medical expenses for skin cancer, a new sofa that faded from sun damage. And a face lift forme `cause of sun damage.

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Male 67
Well, if you gotta be crazy, might as well do it in style!
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Male 430
What not an onion post.
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Female 96
So, if I don`t pay, is she going to turn it off?
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Male 5,314
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT A FREAKING IDIOT!!!!
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Male 382
Then I want that bitch to pay for all the damage done from solar flares. Figures it would be some useless piece of poo from spain that has nothing better to do. Wait for all the lawsuits from burn victims you cow. Then your piece of poo country will be owned by the rest of the world and we will rejoice by sending your fat ass on a one way trip so that you can plant your flag on the sun
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Male 2,796
I declare any and all space, to include matter and antimater within a 100 billion light year radious of Earth no matter it`s position in orbit, to be my property. Not including any known planets or stars, however the onwers of such must pay me rent to occupy the space their planets and stars currently reside.

That is all.
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Male 425
Can I sue her for her sun burning me?
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Male 5,194
(turns sun over, checks label - "Angeles Duran")
Uh oh.
Uhh, guys? It really DOES belong to her.
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Male 15
"i am not stupid" is only said to later be proven wrong.
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Male 438
She claims she knows the laws and is not dumb, yet she doesn`t understand that nobody has agreed to use `her` sun and therefore she`s providing it`s services for free.
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Male 21
I`m not paying this bitch. She can drat the drat off.
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Female 47
Should we be worried?
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Female 1,652
Also, if we don`t pay her, is she going to shut our sun off?
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Male 207
We should force her to live on "her" sun for being so stupid.
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Male 5,624
"Imagine the lawsuits against her..."
One of the major resolutions of the UN was to make stellar bodies outside any nation`s claim.
Too bad. I could sue her for having to use sun glasses and tinted windows, summer energy bills, equipment damaged by the lack of AC...
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Male 378
so, who`d she buy it from exactly?
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Female 1,652
Betch. I was with yo sun last night. That`s why he was gone.
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Female 16
I say that you don`t own anything until you put a flag on it... she should try...
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Female 386
Kaagan, you are a freaking genius! Somebody should just do it... That would be hilarious
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Male 167
@ HAppy_Pandas

I farted in the air... do you still want it? Or may I have it for free :)
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Male 129
Imagine the lawsuits against her: skin cancer, sunburns, sun damage to car finished, roofing tiles, and a biggie: global warming! The sun is drying up lakes and rivers, causes the rubber on my tires and belts to dry out and rot-let`s see how many of these things she`s willing to take responsibility for!
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Male 11
and people wonder why i lose hope in the human race.
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Male 1,341
Great shes going to give the government ideas... I can hear them now..

"Brilliant! Lets charge the people a sunlight tax!"
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Female 307
Oh yeah? Well I claim ownership of air. D:<
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Male 304
Happitec
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Boy, she`s going to be in a world of hurt when Ra get`s a wind of this!"

EPIC LOL
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Male 1,627
can you sue her if the sun gives you cancer?
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Male 2,121
Unsolicited goods act 1971: "The recipient may use, deal with, or dispose of the goods as if they were an unconditional gift to him and the rights of the sender to the goods are extinguished"
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Male 541
Well, can I buy that star wayyyyyyy out over there? I am sure people look up at the sky, and if they can see the light from that little star wayyyyy out there, that means the light is hitting them... They should pay me too.
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Male 2,121
Best comment on the site "Hmm, I have suffered a few sunburns in my time, time to start seeking compensation from the owner." lol
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Male 893
lol she`s dumb, everyone with skin cancer should sue the living crap outta her
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Male 25,417
Shes looney but allowed to under the law, however laws are applicable to all countries so it should be interesting!
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Male 505
Seeing as i live in England i have no worries. I never see that bastard sun, i must nap through the brief appearances.
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Male 10,855
"There was no snag, I backed my claim legally, I am not stupid, I know the law. I did it but anyone else could have done it, it simply occurred to me first."



rrrrrriiiiiiggghhhhtttttt
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Female 812
Excellent
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Male 224
She`s "slapping a fee on people who use the sun"? Define "use"..?
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Female 2,120
I claim rights to water.
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Male 1,523
I love how all the comments are about all the ways they could sue her now...
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Male 1,744
what a qunt
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Female 40
what a twat
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Male 124
Riiiiiiight. Here`s your sign.
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Female 491
... I hate loopholes.
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Female 275
The comments on that article are hilarious.
"If I owned a shoe factory and stood on the roof throwing shoes at everyone, nobody would be expected to pay me for them!"
I bet everyone who`s ever gotten a sunburn could sue her ass, too :P
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Male 54
Boy, she`s going to be in a world of hurt when Ra get`s a wind of this!
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Female 3,696
The comments section on that site has it right.

THINK OF THE LAWSUITS :D!!!
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Male 225
can i send a message to the lady to tell her to turn her sun off because it bothers me when i want to sleep in the noon? or to lower its power in the summer because its hurting my homeplanet???
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Male 1
best part is... in 1967 the UN signed a treaty that bans the sale ob objects outside the earth so..... nobody can own something that`s outside the earth
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Female 3,696
The comments section on that site has it right.

THINK OF THE LAWSUITS :D!!!
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Male 1,226
Wait, what? She made up sun-taxes :\
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Male 16
Thats it, im not using the sun anymore.
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Male 1,226
Yup, that`s gonna work out alright for her. Totally.
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Male 2,551
Link: Woman Claims Ownership Of The Sun [Rate Link] - And now she wants to make people who use it pay. What a clever scam, sorta like Mr. Burns.
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