Who`s Bigger Than Jesus On The Internet?

Submitted by: urlesque 6 years ago in Funny
http://www.urlesque.com/2010/11/02/bigger-than-jesus-on-the-internet/

There are exactly two people and one animal more popular than the Big Man upstairs... but who are they?
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Male 5,413
I have 3 cats.
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Male 87
I`m rating this a one just because Bieber beat out Jesus. I mean come on. Screw that little nugget.
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Female 80
i think he invented facebook
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Male 2,688
pmarren, were you raped and mauled by cats as a child??? I mean, why else would you troll them so hard?
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Female 2,695
who the hell is mark zuckerberg?
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Male 4,594
Cats = Suck

So does Jesus for that matter.
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Male 243
I saw it, laughed so hard I had to poo.
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Female 668
Lady Gaga is my jesus.
NAW JUST KIDDIN. Jesus is my jesus. But Lady Gaga is still amazin.
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Male 38,511
better than that is this google search result for Chuck Norris. {you old timers on the web know it already}

google search result
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Male 552
"I cannot wait until someone starts randomly talking about michael jackson.."

I`m sorry, who?

-___-
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Male 3,076
Just like the fairytale Jesus wouldn`t be big without God aka Goggle
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Male 452
FTA linked by eskimo9

She`s the kid who ate worms at lunch because, "Hey, at least people are looking at me."

Nary a truer statement on the internet...
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Male 782
I cannot wait until someone starts randomly talking about michael jackson and someone says "who`s that?"
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Male 2,506
Chuck norris.
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Female 535
Well, to be fair, who really needs to look up Jesus?
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Female 735
gaga, really?
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Male 2,436
@splurbyburbl
I`m with you, brother.
Not a big fan of Jesus, although he had some good words to live by. But the rest of this list is disgusting.
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Male 1,598
I`m no huge fan of Steve Jobs, but he became successful through an actual business that he`s worked for. Snooki is more popular than him because she goes to parties and gets drunk.

This makes me want to die a little.
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Male 10,339
How can you take someone that says Lady Gaga is original seriously?

Please people.
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Male 2,402
PFFFFFTTTTT! Gawd Michael Jackson almost passed Jesus also. If he had only been put on a cross how history might change, (face palm)
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Male 2,796
I just threw up a little. Not because of the people above Jesus... but for most of the people on the list really.
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Male 39
That Just Shows Our Messed Up Priorities... The Only Ones There I Care About Are Colbert, Obama, And Cats...
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Male 697
I actually guessed this correctly.
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Male 325
Weird. I`m all for love and everything, but I want to put a couple bullets in two out of three things more popular than Jesus. Hint: I like cats.
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Female 498
Chuck Norris? )-|
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Male 809
can`t we get the freaky lie further down on the list? Like closer to 0 would be great!
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Male 3,631
Jesus is overrated. Still.
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Male 38,511
Maybe they don`t have to Google "Jesus" because they already know who He is.
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Male 12,365
IAB`s forum software has more bugs than the Amazonian rainforest. That post was correctly formatted for quoting when I sent it.
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Male 12,365
[quote">Someone really should start of Church of Lolcats.[/quote">

LOLcat bible

[quote"> 1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.

4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.

5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1 [/quote">
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Male 703
"Eminem is a fag. Lady gaga can stay"

You`re having a drating laugh, aren`t you?

"At least she is original."

No, she`s an amalgamation of all that is wong with entertainment.
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Male 12,365
Come back in 2000 years and check for Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber then.

Although cats will probably still be up there.
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Male 4,807
Cats?
Must have meant "Pussy"
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Male 686
Eminem is a fag..... pretty sure he has a daughter, envy is a bad bad thing auburnjunky ( so that is obese ginger then is it?)
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Male 686
Page was pretty boring but the retardedness being spouted by the bible bashers in the comments is pure gold, i am amazed people that stupid can even use computers
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Male 633
Bieber and Gaga? *shivers*
Cats for teh win.
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Female 3,696
`Eminem is a fag.`

Very mature of you...can YOU at least try and be original?
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Male 9
@ ApostleT
try it instead with "cat", you`ll be amazed
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Male 881
When you consider that Jesus hasn`t done anything new in nearly 2,000 years, his standing is pretty impressive. Followed by Elvis and then Wacko Jacko.
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Male 38,511
no dogs.
I guess dog owners already know all they need to so they don`t have to search
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Male 1,240
I understand Cats and I understand Gaga, but Bieber? Really?
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Male 10,339
Eminem is a fag.

Lady Gaga can stay. At least she is original.
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Male 25,416
lolcatz was expected, but bieber? really?
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Male 182
So i actually tried this...cats have never been higher than Jesus according to google insights.
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Male 351
i pray(no pun intended) that the 2 biggest disapear off the chart within a year or 2.

else the state of humanity might send me into a depression.
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Female 246
yea, those three seem to be the source of joy for many people in many different ways.
Just admit it, you lurve cats
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Female 3,696
Eminem <3
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Male 1,523
Someone really should start of Church of Lolcats.
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Male 2,034
I hope they BOTH go to hell. I`m cool with cats. Actually, no, I`m allergic. drat them too.
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Female 9,478
I hope Justin Bieber is going to hell for that.
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Male 3,842
Yeah, well, they both sold more records than Jesus did this year.
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Male 15,510
A "pet" lol, its the lolcatz
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Female 3
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