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Date: 11/02/10 02:00 PM

53 Responses to Who`s Bigger Than Jesus On The Internet?

  1. Profile photo of urlesque
    urlesque Female 18-29
    3 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    Link: Who`s Bigger Than Jesus On The Internet? - There are exactly two people and one animal more popular than the Big Man upstairs... but who are they?
  2. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    A "pet" lol, its the lolcatz
  3. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    Yeah, well, they both sold more records than Jesus did this year.
  4. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9261 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    I hope Justin Bieber is going to hell for that.
  5. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    I hope they BOTH go to hell. I`m cool with cats. Actually, no, I`m allergic. drat them too.
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    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    Someone really should start of Church of Lolcats.
  7. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    Eminem <3
  8. Profile photo of Wai-Yu
    Wai-Yu Female 13-17
    246 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    yea, those three seem to be the source of joy for many people in many different ways.
    Just admit it, you lurve cats
  9. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    i pray(no pun intended) that the 2 biggest disapear off the chart within a year or 2.

    else the state of humanity might send me into a depression.
  10. Profile photo of ApostleT
    ApostleT Male 18-29
    182 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    So i actually tried this...cats have never been higher than Jesus according to google insights.
  11. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    lolcatz was expected, but bieber? really?
  12. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    Eminem is a fag.

    Lady Gaga can stay. At least she is original.
  13. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    I understand Cats and I understand Gaga, but Bieber? Really?
  14. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36875 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    no dogs.
    I guess dog owners already know all they need to so they don`t have to search
  15. Profile photo of NottaSpy
    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    When you consider that Jesus hasn`t done anything new in nearly 2,000 years, his standing is pretty impressive. Followed by Elvis and then Wacko Jacko.
  16. Profile photo of Tadeo
    Tadeo Male 18-29
    9 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    @ ApostleT
    try it instead with "cat", you`ll be amazed
  17. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    `Eminem is a fag.`

    Very mature of you...can YOU at least try and be original?
  18. Profile photo of MisterG
    MisterG Male 30-39
    633 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    Bieber and Gaga? *shivers*
    Cats for teh win.
  19. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    Page was pretty boring but the retardedness being spouted by the bible bashers in the comments is pure gold, i am amazed people that stupid can even use computers
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    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    Eminem is a fag..... pretty sure he has a daughter, envy is a bad bad thing auburnjunky ( so that is obese ginger then is it?)
  21. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    Cats?
    Must have meant "Pussy"
  22. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    Come back in 2000 years and check for Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber then.

    Although cats will probably still be up there.
  23. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    "Eminem is a fag. Lady gaga can stay"

    You`re having a drating laugh, aren`t you?

    "At least she is original."

    No, she`s an amalgamation of all that is wong with entertainment.
  24. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    [quote">Someone really should start of Church of Lolcats.[/quote">

    LOLcat bible

    [quote"> 1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

    2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

    3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.

    4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.

    5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1 [/quote">
  25. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    IAB`s forum software has more bugs than the Amazonian rainforest. That post was correctly formatted for quoting when I sent it.
  26. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36875 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    Maybe they don`t have to Google "Jesus" because they already know who He is.
  27. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    Jesus is overrated. Still.
  28. Profile photo of AtheistAlien
    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    can`t we get the freaky lie further down on the list? Like closer to 0 would be great!
  29. Profile photo of 3justme3
    3justme3 Female 18-29
    498 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    Chuck Norris? )-|
  30. Profile photo of YoungOola
    YoungOola Male 13-17
    325 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    Weird. I`m all for love and everything, but I want to put a couple bullets in two out of three things more popular than Jesus. Hint: I like cats.
  31. Profile photo of MikeyNiv
    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    I actually guessed this correctly.
  32. Profile photo of Bearkatt01
    Bearkatt01 Male 13-17
    39 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    That Just Shows Our Messed Up Priorities... The Only Ones There I Care About Are Colbert, Obama, And Cats...
  33. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    I just threw up a little. Not because of the people above Jesus... but for most of the people on the list really.
  34. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    PFFFFFTTTTT! Gawd Michael Jackson almost passed Jesus also. If he had only been put on a cross how history might change, (face palm)
  35. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    How can you take someone that says Lady Gaga is original seriously?

    Please people.
  36. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    I`m no huge fan of Steve Jobs, but he became successful through an actual business that he`s worked for. Snooki is more popular than him because she goes to parties and gets drunk.

    This makes me want to die a little.
  37. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    @splurbyburbl
    I`m with you, brother.
    Not a big fan of Jesus, although he had some good words to live by. But the rest of this list is disgusting.
  38. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    gaga, really?
  39. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 8:08 pm
    Well, to be fair, who really needs to look up Jesus?
  40. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    Chuck norris.
  41. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    I cannot wait until someone starts randomly talking about michael jackson and someone says "who`s that?"
  42. Profile photo of Toider
    Toider Male 18-29
    452 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 11:39 pm
    FTA linked by eskimo9

    She`s the kid who ate worms at lunch because, "Hey, at least people are looking at me."

    Nary a truer statement on the internet...
  43. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 3:31 am
    Just like the fairytale Jesus wouldn`t be big without God aka Goggle
  44. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 6:29 am
    "I cannot wait until someone starts randomly talking about michael jackson.."

    I`m sorry, who?

    -___-
  45. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36875 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 7:07 am
    better than that is this google search result for Chuck Norris. {you old timers on the web know it already}

    google search result
  46. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 9:16 am
    Lady Gaga is my jesus.
    NAW JUST KIDDIN. Jesus is my jesus. But Lady Gaga is still amazin.
  47. Profile photo of Isafan
    Isafan Male 18-29
    243 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 9:22 am
    I saw it, laughed so hard I had to poo.
  48. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 10:05 am
    Cats = Suck

    So does Jesus for that matter.
  49. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    who the hell is mark zuckerberg?
  50. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    pmarren, were you raped and mauled by cats as a child??? I mean, why else would you troll them so hard?
  51. Profile photo of alrep
    alrep Female 18-29
    80 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 8:52 am
    i think he invented facebook
  52. Profile photo of Slicktorino
    Slicktorino Male 18-29
    87 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 12:42 am
    I`m rating this a one just because Bieber beat out Jesus. I mean come on. Screw that little nugget.
  53. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    December 15, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    I have 3 cats.

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