Wanted: Dirty Guitar Player [Pic]

Submitted by: stephab13 6 years ago in Funny

After all the crappy music we"ve had to endure over the years, we could really get into this band and it"s alcoholism.
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Male 1,834
nice my playing sucks but i drunk 30% of the time
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Male 312
Haha, dirty, like, distorted, like, dirty vocals, or dirty bass, darn unedumacated people.
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Male 25,416
May the rock live on!
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Female 149
dude the early misfits were hella awesome, the new ones came to my city n i didnt feel like seeing them at all
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Male 90
i meet every requirement for that...besides the guitar part
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Male 6,694
Now thats Rock n Roll !
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Female 9,494
Rock on!
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Male 173
does this job require that i bring my own booze?
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Male 213
Its a 202 area code. I wonder if the dude is gonna be thrashing at The White House with Obama???
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Male 1,237
"Must be into Heavy Intoxication ALL THE TIME"

I lol`d
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Male 705
I`m gonna sign up.
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Male 1,129
sign me up
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Male 12,138
Where do I sign up?
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Male 154
i guess punk isnt quite dead yet.
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Male 17
Oh Washington DC, you people crack me up.
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Female 850
thank goodness there are still real artists living the life out there
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Male 2,893
Fortunately,
Anyone can be an awesome dirty guitar player if they are heavily intoxicated.
More importantly, if the audience if heavily intoxicated.
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Male 251
@deeplick

Then you sir, are not in a Rock and Roll band.
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Male 2,688
@deeplick

I didn`t get into it specifically FOR the lifestyle, but when the lifestyle came knocking, I answered... I`m 29 now and can say I`ve seen and done crazier things than most my age and I wear that like a badge of pride. The sex and booze were just part of the mystique, and I drank it all in as much as I could. I didn`t do much in the way of drugs since they were pretty hard to get our hands on most of the time. Only exception was weed, but that barely counts. And now I`m 3 years clean and I STILL have absolutely NO regrets about anything I did...
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Female 1,181
sounds like a cool band.
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Male 234
@taylor_stone I for one. I learned to play the guitar at age 5, my brother who knew metal taught me to play metal on his guitar over the years I became really good at it. At age 13 I had wanted that rock and roll life style because I loved the music, and I still want that rock and roll life style for the love of the music. Being 22 and in a band I play and well I do have sex, but not drugs and booze, and never did I get into it for that life style.
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Male 2,688
Who the hell gets into a metal band without expecting the whole sex, drugs and rock and roll lifestyle? Come on, people...
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Male 1,240
Yes, but I couldn`t decide if I was going to spell it UK or american style. So I did both at once.
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Female 1,593
Lion, it`s [email protected]

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I think you mean [email protected]
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Male 1,240
Lion, it`s [email protected]
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Male 38,365
It`s a BYOB gig tho...
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Male 225
and it is alcoholism?
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Male 8,302
Haha I can still read the email, its [email protected]..
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Male 15,510
At least is honest
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Female 179
Link: Wanted: Dirty Guitar Player [Pic] [Rate Link] - After all the crappy music we`ve had to endure over the years, we could really get into this band and it`s alcoholism.
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