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64 Responses to Twilight Book Series Spoiler Alert [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    Link: Twilight Book Series Spoiler Alert - This is all you need to know about the Twilight series because really, who cares about the rest of the books?
  2. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    o rly?
  3. Profile photo of kinky_afr0
    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    woooooo
  4. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1456 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    Collective suicide!

    Right?
  5. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    Still lame
  6. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5385 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    lol
  7. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    yep
  8. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    It took him that long to get in her pants?!? I`d be out of there before the end of the first.

    Vampires don`t f-ing sparkle.
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    Cain523 Male 18-29
    50 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    who









































































    cares
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    there`s only one reason to watch those movies...





    to stare at that hot Wolf-Boy!



    woof!
  11. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    Is gerry1of1 gay, guys? I dunno it`s just so f*cking hard to draw a conclusion. I`m completely f*cking lost...
  12. Profile photo of putzco
    putzco Male 30-39
    213 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    I`d like to thank who posted this for saving me countless hours of mind-numbing,needless reading.
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    @ Cain523: That was mildly ignorant.
  14. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    gay
  15. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    regediT-

    Yes.
    Gerry has been married to a man for about 20 years. :)

    Also I it`s totally not worth it to read the page where they "do it". You don`t even get the details of penetration or anything.
  16. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    Bella`s overbite took up 1,748 pages..
  17. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    And now a bunch of teen fantasies now involve biting pillows and breaking beds.
  18. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    Yeah, I knew that. A friend of mine was reading the books and told me, naturally I didn`t give a f*ck.

    And if it wasn`t for Ashley Greene I would have killed myself after I was dragged by my gf to see the first movie.
  19. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    @coffeekoneko: Yes, I guess the only `hilarious` approach is to assume I`m gay myself, which is incorrect.
    And I`m not homophobic, I`m just a bit f*cking tired of seeing the same sh*t over and over again. It`s like most things, repeating stuff over and over again makes it f*cking boring. Capiche?
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    Ya, no sh*t. I had to sweat that one out for years. And it wasn`t even fappable... no mention of a sparkly c*ck or anything. Lame.
  21. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    LOL @ Hiromi
  22. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    Can we just bury the whole Twilight stuff and pretend it never existed?
  23. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31762 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    Lolz! Not that I`d read that drek, even if I was paid...
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    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    no thanks
  25. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    regediT - Yes I`m a sissy boy. As coffeekoneko said married to the same guy 20 years.

    Confused from my posts? Well, I may be a fudge-packer but that doesn`t mean I can`t comment on a pretty girl or handsome guy.

    It`s straight guys that don`t comment on handsome men... the rest of us are secure.
  26. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    The best review of Twilight that I`ve seen is on the covers for a different series by a different author (Morganville series by Rachel Caine). It advises dumping the Twilight books and buying that series instead. Pretty cutting for an official review.

    The target market is still YA, but it`s young *adult* as opposed to young adolescent. It has content as opposed to filler. It has vampires that would make the Twilight crew pee themselves. And those are the nicer ones, the ones who are usually content to treat humans as serfs/blood banks. Which is much nicer than what the other ones prefer.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    Having said that, though...who makes the most money? Twilight sells by the shipload. It`s rubbish, but it`s rubbish that a lot of people want. So maybe the author has a lot of sense.
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    1gr8slice Male 40-49
    364 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    Time to give my daughter the bad news...
  29. Profile photo of okami23
    okami23 Female 13-17
    94 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    who went to the trouble of counting all the pages?
  30. Profile photo of cyborgmonkey
    cyborgmonkey Male 13-17
    95 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    you dont have to count the pages... its just math.
  31. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    all I know is Vampires DO NOT twinkle in sunlight

    `nuff said
  32. Profile photo of ilfg
    ilfg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    ...they`re stacked in the wrong direction.
  33. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    Little girl drats a vampire....how romantic.

    Girls these day and age are way too easy to impress.
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 8:07 pm
    @okami
    pages have these things called numbers on the corner, you can just read the LAST one for each book

    durp durp durp
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    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    for once gerry1of1 makes sense
  36. Profile photo of W2
    W2 Male 13-17
    244 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    Like every other book that every other girl reads....
    long....
    tedious...
    boring...
    AND THEN
    Crappy ending.

    Thank you, books. You`ve made my day.
  37. Profile photo of IchBinErica
    IchBinErica Female 18-29
    200 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    I am an unashamed lover of chick-lit. I will read it until I leave this earth. And even I
  38. Profile photo of IchBinErica
    IchBinErica Female 18-29
    200 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 9:11 pm
    *hate Twilight.

    wow
  39. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 9:18 pm
    I feel ashamed for having read every page. Pissed me off when I found out I read all that poo just for the big huge fight to never happen. What a bitch move Stephanie.
  40. Profile photo of Stane
    Stane Male 18-29
    316 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    Dean Koontz and Stephen King FTW.
  41. Profile photo of polybius
    polybius Male 18-29
    76 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    Damn it! There`s still two more movies that has to be made before this whole fad burns out completely. At least it`s dying down a bit, but GOD is it a slow burn.
  42. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 12:44 am
    "Dean Koontz and Stephen King FTW."

    I doubt I will ever read anything better than the Dark Tower series.
  43. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 1:12 am
    haha every book should come with a chart like that :-P
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    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 1:19 am
    @Stane
    Check out Joe Hill, aka. Stephen King`s son
  45. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 1:35 am
    and because im staying on topic, boo twilight.
  46. Profile photo of Essersmith
    Essersmith Male 18-29
    275 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 2:54 am
    @Belunan

    Amen

    i hear they are making a movie out of it.
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    Rheaonon Male 18-29
    363 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 4:06 am
    yes they are, now we will have movies to camp out for haha F**K Twilight overhyped teenie bopper series, ooooh a sparkly guy that`s cold to the touch? wow could it get any gayer? oh yeah lets throw werewolves in the plot too(because that isn`t over-used)
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 4:14 am
    "It`s straight guys that don`t comment on handsome men... the rest of us are secure."
    ...Or maybe it`s because we don`t find guys attractive. Come on Gerry1of1, I thought you were better than this.

    OT: Yah yah blah twilight sucks etc.
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    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 4:43 am
    Pop quiz, iab, would you rather do it with:

    A) a (technically) dead guy (no pulse, no breath, no warmth (hey no pulse, that means no boner, right?)), or

    B) a (technically) half dog, half man (with all the implied rabbit-blood-stained teeth and chewing on his own crotch (hm, interesting idea))?
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 7:10 am
    only reason i go to the twilight movies is to get laid...so what the girl screams eds name while IM the one getting laid...IM the one getting laid...looks like i got one more movie to look forward too
  51. Profile photo of LastJuggalo
    LastJuggalo Female 18-29
    212 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 11:32 am
    Wolf man. Im a furry.
  52. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    I don`t get the attraction to Twilight.

    It stars a gay, sparkling, cold-blooded, centuries-old pedo vampire...basically a melting popsicle or a half-furry that spends probably most of his day at the tanning salon and can tell you what his dick tastes like and what his dad`s ass smells like.

    The girl is no prize either. She`s average looking at best, looks like a vampire herself, and she has horrible taste in men and even then she`s incredibly indecisive.
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    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    Oh and the werewolf can also tell you how good someone`s crap tastes
  54. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    "wow could it get any gayer?"

    Technically, while they are far superior to the Twilight series, Anne Rice`s Vampire Chronicles books are decidedly gayer. BTW- does anyone have any opinions as to whether vampires in her books actually have sex? She uses the word "lover" a lot to describe relationships between characters (Louis/Claudia, Louis/Armand, Lestat/Gabrielle, Lestat/Nicholas, Armand/Daniel), but never really describes any sexual interaction. She says that vampires can`t reproduce sexually, but never says they can`t actually have sex.
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    MrRubik Male 13-17
    68 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    Gomay: And that`s not even starting on the books...
  56. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    I don`t believe Rice`s vamps ever f*cked on each other--the blood was the thing for them. Her vamp & witch books became the same mess of rich, immortal, ravishingly beautiful & perfectly boring characters. I loved the history she included in her books.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 12:03 am
    @PTPete
    Yeah, that`s the same feeling I get- bloodlust is the only lust they feel. There is definitely sensuality in the relationship between the characters, but no sexuality among the undead. Though it`s pretty obvious Lestat and Nicholas were f*cking before Lestat was changed.
  58. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 6:53 am
    NO WAY they did it finally !!! the worst series i ever see
  59. Profile photo of pigsnout5
    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 11:28 am
    awesome series. well worth the wait. :)
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    lyndssoccer Female 13-17
    24 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 11:48 am
    twilight: yay they met and they like each other!
    (during those 1,748 pages edward is getting it in with the other fairies in the woods without ANYONE knowing.)
    breaking dawn: yay they do it and edward could care less.
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    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    Wrong way much? The first book should be on top, last on bottom. I, like most people, read from the front of the book to the back. Also, I, like a lot of people, will never read these books.
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    nerocon Male 18-29
    65 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 4:09 am
    Worst thing to happen to vampire stories since buffy.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    Lolz
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    dielaughing Female 13-17
    129 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:34 am
    Awesome books. :)

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