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Date: 11/18/10 12:31 PM

52 Responses to TSA Agent Makes Home Page Of MSNBC, Goes Big [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    Link: TSA Agent Makes Home Page Of MSNBC, Goes Big - Sensing that he was being photographed, Chad the TSA agent really put on a show for the camera and got deep in there...
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    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    Start the captions.
  3. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    I want that job
  4. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    I would just giggle haha.
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    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    @Gerry don`t you like your job at chip and dales as a fluffer?
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    I don`t know about you, but I sure feel safer now.
    </sarcasm>
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    AlmostTrendy Female 18-29
    11 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    Pretty sure I read a story a while ago where a man refused to get xray`ed due to heart problems but also told security that if they touched him in his privates he was going to sue for sexual assault.

    Wonder what they`d do in that case.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    "Well sir, your spleen is just fine. Now let me check those kidneys."
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    I hate to tell you, but Chad the TSA agent here is NOT putting on a show for the camera. They do this to everyone, every time.
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    Pretty sure I read a story a while ago where a man refused to get xray`ed due to heart problems but also told security that if they touched him in his privates he was going to sue for sexual assault.

    Wonder what they`d do in that case.

    Easy. Deny him admittance to the plane. A search is NOT a sexual assault. Good luck trying to sue the TSA for sexual assault. There is nothing sexual about an established search procedure.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    Imagine how manny models have to be searched :)
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    @AtlasOtus

    BURN!
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    Oooo! I can`t wait to go to El Salvador next weekend... should be interesting.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    "I`m sorry Sir, we don`t think YOU are a Terrorist, but can you vouch for every one of the 30 million sperm with you? Some of those could grow up to be Terrorists..."
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2211 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    Screw the TSA and their minimum-wage thugs.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    Excuse me miss. Im going to need a look in your bra. Strictly for security purposes of course.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    What`s sad for me is that I just got a position on an inspection team in the Marines that will be starting soon. It will require for me to travel about half the year for three years. I hope this crap changes soon!!
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    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    I`m going to go to America, pop a viagra and put on the biggest smile I can when I`m in the line.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    I was on TSA`s side until recently when I kept hearing more and more horror stories, and then I saw a news video clip of this lady who calmly argued with an agent and got nothing less than violently thrown to the ground and tackled like she had a gun.

    That poo happens to me and I know I won`t win... but I will have someones drating ear as a goddamn trophy. Take it to the bank.
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    @slab-of-rage if you get searched don`t forget to be loud ;-)
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    That`s why I take Amtrak. Yes it`s longer, but totally worth it.
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    yizax Male 18-29
    30 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    Sexy as hell but still id rather roam the seas for weeks instead of fliying, is it was good enought for the pirates then it`s good enough for me :D
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    He is just too darn happy about his job!
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    Chaim Male 30-39
    167 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    Embarass the hell out of the TSA agent, start moaning, & shaking.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    FIRE PISTOLE.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    This is why I always pack my bombs and drugs in checked luggage.
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    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    I wish
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    YoungOola Male 13-17
    325 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    There`s a snook up his snatch!
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    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    I like!
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    lightbluenym Female 18-29
    272 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    LOL, Chaim, I think I love you!
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    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    I`m tempted to go in the security line, strip completely naked, then when someone says something or gives me a funny look, yell out "sir, its a matter of national security!"
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    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    Luckily, airport are allowed to opt out of the TSA and instead hire a private security firm. Orlando is already doing it.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    Thank you sir. Now turn around and we`ll just check what`s inside, shall we...
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    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    @Rammo34, I`ve been following Consumerist comments on that issue. Apparently the private security firms still have to follow TSA procedures.
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    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    suit you sir
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    Weakmonkey Male 18-29
    190 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    -----"I`m tempted to go in the security line, strip completely naked, then when someone says something or gives me a funny look, yell out "sir, its a matter of national security!"

    I was thinking along those lines. Also thought it would be fun to pop some viagra before hand, but Im not sure if thats safe while flying.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    I was gonna write in big, bold letters up and down my legs " Can`t touch this" with arrows pointing towards my dong, but from what I hear, the ACLU is gonna fight this madness before I get a chance to do that.
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    TheWaffle Male 18-29
    117 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    I actually despise the ACLU but I`d get behind them on this one.
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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    you despise a group that fights for liberty?? wow
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    TheWaffle Male 18-29
    117 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 10:24 pm
    The ACLU has never impressed me with any of their cases. I`m a libertarian so I`m all for personal liberty, but I really can`t stand the way they handle things.
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    bryantm3 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    @SPrink: you`re taking it out of the political context. the ACLU is very obviously a left wing group. they did the same thing in "The American President" when michael douglas defended being a member of the ACLU with the same type of statement. i think being a member of the ACLU is fine, i wouldn`t bash anyone on it, but it`s a very politicized group. in addition, they mostly "defend liberty" for left wing causes like telling people in some small town they can`t have a nativity scene on the town square. who gives a rat`s ass? that`s not taking away anyone`s liberty.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 11:45 pm
    I`m surprised the ACLU is going up against the Obama administration. I guess that just goes to show how truly outrageous this really is.
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    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 6:29 am
    The ACLU is the enemy of republicans because it`s typically a republican administration that`s chipping away at peoples rights.
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    chewb Male 30-39
    22 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 8:17 am
    TSA: "Ready for boarding?"
    Pass.: "NO."
    T: "How about `Cave Explorer`?"
    P: "YEAH!"

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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 9:48 am
    The good news is you`re free to board the airplane. The bad news is, I found a polyp.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    The ACLU is the enemy of republicans because it`s typically a republican administration that`s chipping away at peoples rights.
    (See picture above.)

    chewb = lol.
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    CrzyWhtGrl Female 18-29
    255 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 1:26 am
    Forget posing as a doctor, just get a job as an airport security person and you can do it legally! YAY!
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    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 10:16 am
    Cool! In addition to your airline flight you now get a free prostrate exam!
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    Despite the intrusiveness of airport security, there are far more important threats to liberty right now. The Combating Online Infringement and Counterfeits Act, for one- which my senator, thankfully, is holding in committee to prevent it from passing this year. Plus there`s the fact that Obama is continuing the policy of rendition (i.e. outsourcing torture, because somehow that`s OK), and took Bush`s abuse of executive power one step further by reserving the right to order assassinations of US citizens abroad if they are suspected of terrorism- effectively convicting and executing them without the right to a trial. All of this "outrage" about people getting their junk touched by TSA agents is just distracting people from genuine threats to personal liberty and human rights.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    @fivezones- Prostrate exam? But he`s standing up.
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    dirtysouth38 Male 30-39
    66 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    and the terrorist win again. We don`t even trust each other
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    zhazen Male 30-39
    16 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 4:32 am
    i bet osama is laughing his arse out everytime he see this on the internet.

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