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Date: 11/22/10 11:20 AM

56 Responses to Transportation Security Agent: Best Job Ever? [Pic

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1271 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 11:22 am
    Link: Transportation Security Agent: Best Job Ever? - We say YES!
  2. Profile photo of SashaTheBrit
    SashaTheBrit Female 18-29
    45 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 11:26 am
    unless you`re a dude. then you`ll be grabbing old man testicles and feeling up fat dudes.
  3. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 11:30 am
    This reminds me of the first and only time I went to a club in Philadelphia. There were security guards (male and female) checking everyone as they went in and my boobs were never felt up as much as in that one minute.
  4. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 11:30 am
    yeah, but they`re not showing the flip side where you got your hand in a guy`s sweaty crotch.
  5. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 11:30 am
    Or no.
  6. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 11:32 am
    I`d love to feel up some fat dudes, Sasha.
  7. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 11:33 am
    You just know the photographer sat through about 50 uggos before this picture was taken...
  8. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 11:36 am
    where, exactly, does she put that wand and can we get a photo of that?
  9. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 11:47 am
    Best job.. If you`re lesbian.
  10. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    I`d imagine it`s about the same as being a gyno. Yeah there are a few hotties that you get to feel up, but the majority... I think you`d rather not.
  11. Profile photo of Helgarin
    Helgarin Male 18-29
    506 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    Are these TSA`s used on all members of the public in US interstate airline travel?

    I don`t get how these pictures of their investigations have just started cropping up on to the internet 10 years on since 9/11....
  12. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    Just a job. It had ups and downs.
  13. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    Are these TSA`s used on all members of the public in US interstate airline travel?

    I don`t get how these pictures of their investigations have just started cropping up on to the internet 10 years on since 9/11....

    They are new requirements that are happening to everyone. The pictures are therefore new as well. Someone at the TSA got stoned and decided it would be cool to rape everyone who wants to fly. I think that person will get fired soon.
  14. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    ...if you`re a lesbian. or you`ll be asking fat middle aged men to take off their belts. ftl.
  15. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    not funny
  16. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    all these new TSA measure mean NOTHING

    they`re shipping bombs now through FedEx and UPS
  17. Profile photo of Lobotomy
    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    "not funny`

    Yeah it kinda is.
  18. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    Agreed
  19. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    Osama must be literally LMAO
  20. Profile photo of lemmingboy15
    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    635 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    @Angelmassb, he`s laughing YOUR ass off?
    shouldn`t it be LHAO?
  21. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2163 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    I don`t know why they`re searching there. Her sunglasses can hold 8 pounds of C4.
  22. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    It`s where she sticks that wand, next, that reveals whether she`s just doing her job or something more...
  23. Profile photo of mcfudge
    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    Terrorists; making the internet better every day.
  24. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    "I don`t know why they`re searching there. Her sunglasses can hold 8 pounds of C4. "

    Great now we have to hand those over too IF YOU GUYS DON`T STAND UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT WHEN THEY HAVE THEIR HANDS UP YOUR BUTTS!
  25. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    "Well, you better buy me dinner afterwards."
  26. Profile photo of deeplick
    deeplick Male 18-29
    234 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 5:06 pm
    Sadly the reason a woman is searching her is because in the US it is unlawful to have someone from the opposite sex search the other. That means male cops can`t search females, and females can`t search males. Meaning that this job would only be good for lesbians since a male would never get to search her.

    Best Job Ever? I say no for the above reasons...
  27. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    @deeplick

    Barring you are a transgender female. ;-P
  28. Profile photo of Sarph
    Sarph Male 18-29
    194 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    I would strongly prefer having a female touch my private parts than a male, simply because I dislike the idea of an old perverted man touching my private parts.
  29. Profile photo of MildCorma
    MildCorma Male 18-29
    496 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    @Nidonemo

    I love how everyone is so upset over them trying to stop terrorists from blowing stuff up. It`s 20 seconds of your time and does nothing but hurt your pride a little if you are insecure. You waste their time = you costing everyone money.
  30. Profile photo of Shnard-dog
    Shnard-dog Male 30-39
    229 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    "I love how everyone is so upset over them trying to stop terrorists from blowing stuff up. It`s 20 seconds of your time and does nothing but hurt your pride a little if you are insecure. You waste their time = you costing everyone money."

    Not to mention the fact that anyone who appears to be from the Middle East has been putting up with this since 9/11. Not until it happens to a bunch of rich White people does Ron Paul or anyone else care.
  31. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    Erm... MildCorma, you do not appear to have the slightest clue what you`re talking about. Perhaps go to the US once in your life?
  32. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    Guess where that probes going?
  33. Profile photo of HunterKiller
    HunterKiller Male 18-29
    363 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    eeyeahhh mildcorma is ignorant
  34. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    "Guess where that probes going?"


  35. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    " IF YOU GUYS DON`T STAND UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT WHEN THEY HAVE THEIR HANDS UP YOUR BUTTS!"
    Too late...
  36. Profile photo of IseeingI2I
    IseeingI2I Male 18-29
    271 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    @mildcorma yup let me take your naked 3d image and if you choose to decline ill settle for a 5-10 minute strip search/grope fest and if you decline that well then ill have you fined and arrested do to the "possibility of you being a terrorist because you declined these"

    AMERICA LEFT EUROPE BECAUSE EQUIVALENT poo LIKE THIS WAS HAPPENING TO THEM!!!
  37. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 9:31 pm
    AMERICA LEFT EUROPE BECAUSE EQUIVALENT poo LIKE THIS WAS HAPPENING TO THEM!!!
    America seceded from Britain back in 1776 because they didn`t like the invasive airport security screening techniques that the Brits used? Interesting.

    In other news, I always have a blast when I go to America. You try getting through an American airport with my passport: I have visa stamps from Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Libya, Syria, Algeria, Lebanon to name but a few. As if that doesn`t raise enough little red flags, the Border Control officer then flips to the back page of my passport for more information, where it says "Place of Birth: Belfast, Northern Ireland".

    Yeah, takes me a while to clear security when travelling to America. I`ve seen more pairs of rubber gloves than I`d ever hope to.
  38. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 10:09 pm
    Best way to fight this is make the TSA just as uncomfortable as you are.

    "...slower. yeah, that`s the spot."
  39. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 11:11 pm
    i`m pretty sure i haven`t flown since the 90`s (don`t ask). but i think the only things to do are either to accept the israeli screening process, which BTW has to be more thorough than this, or just all fly naked.
  40. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 11:25 pm
    "...clear security when travelling to America. I`ve seen more pairs of rubber gloves than I`d ever hope to."
    *Pffffffffft!!!(spits drink through nose)**Cough!!**Cough!!**Cough!!* *Falls out of chair**Cough!!**Cough!!**Cough!!*
    ROFL!!
  41. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 11:59 pm
    I saw TSA shaking down an Army soldier once. My thoughts... I`d like him sitting next to me and he`s welcome to whatever stabbing tool he wants. You can`t hijack a plane when a soldier`s stabbing you.
  42. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:18 am
    O sure, now that it`s a hot chick it`s ok but when it is a little kid or nana you all are upset.... Double standards ey....
  43. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:55 am
    @Oblivia duuh HOT chick Ok little child NOT Ok just ask the court
  44. Profile photo of Katelyn92
    Katelyn92 Female 18-29
    63 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:25 am
    All the people who don`t want to be scanned or searched should go on a separate aroplane than the other people. Lets see who makes it there and who gets blown up.
  45. Profile photo of Katelyn92
    Katelyn92 Female 18-29
    63 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:26 am
    Airplane*
  46. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:51 am
    I-A-B really doesn`t like the TSA.
  47. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 3:18 am
    While i do think it`s an envasion of privacy to be searched like that, let TSA let thru 1 god damn terrorist and we will complain that security is not tight enough.
  48. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 6:14 am
    I love how everyone is so upset over them trying to stop terrorists from blowing stuff up. It`s 20 seconds of your time and does nothing but hurt your pride a little if you are insecure.

    Here`s one of the people driving this. So terrified of terrorists that they are cool with the TSA feeling up your kid sister.
  49. Profile photo of mynamecandi
    mynamecandi Female 18-29
    209 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 7:28 am
    9/11 was an inside job!!!!
  50. Profile photo of coldCanuck
    coldCanuck Male 13-17
    296 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 7:40 am
    "9/11 was an inside job!!!! "

    pretty sure it was photo shooped
  51. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 8:25 am
    giggity
  52. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 8:40 am
    i love it how the media keeps telling how the new security works and exactly how they do it so the terrorists can watch it and find ways around this to attack us. how about this:

    JUST SHUT UP MEDIA
  53. Profile photo of dreaco
    dreaco Female 18-29
    99 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 10:09 am
    Helloooo boobies! She`s hot! Even if she does look a bit "Kardashian-ish"
  54. Profile photo of mollyscary
    mollyscary Female 13-17
    259 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    OH LAWDY!
  55. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    wow, so many!
  56. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 10:32 pm
    NICCCCE

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