Transportation Security Agent: Best Job Ever? [Pic

Submitted by: littlemissqt 7 years ago in Funny

We say YES!
There are 56 comments:
Male 1,834
NICCCCE
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Male 25,416
wow, so many!
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Female 259
OH LAWDY!
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Female 99
Helloooo boobies! She`s hot! Even if she does look a bit "Kardashian-ish"
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Male 806
i love it how the media keeps telling how the new security works and exactly how they do it so the terrorists can watch it and find ways around this to attack us. how about this:

JUST SHUT UP MEDIA
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Male 589
giggity
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Male 296
"9/11 was an inside job!!!! "

pretty sure it was photo shooped
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Female 209
9/11 was an inside job!!!!
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Male 5,194
[quote]I love how everyone is so upset over them trying to stop terrorists from blowing stuff up. It`s 20 seconds of your time and does nothing but hurt your pride a little if you are insecure.[/quote]

Here`s one of the people driving this. So terrified of terrorists that they are cool with the TSA feeling up your kid sister.
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Female 846
While i do think it`s an envasion of privacy to be searched like that, let TSA let thru 1 god damn terrorist and we will complain that security is not tight enough.
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Male 705
I-A-B really doesn`t like the TSA.
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Female 63
Airplane*
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Female 63
All the people who don`t want to be scanned or searched should go on a separate aroplane than the other people. Lets see who makes it there and who gets blown up.
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Male 3,076
@Oblivia duuh HOT chick Ok little child NOT Ok just ask the court
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Female 812
O sure, now that it`s a hot chick it`s ok but when it is a little kid or nana you all are upset.... Double standards ey....
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Male 521
I saw TSA shaking down an Army soldier once. My thoughts... I`d like him sitting next to me and he`s welcome to whatever stabbing tool he wants. You can`t hijack a plane when a soldier`s stabbing you.
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Male 5,626
"...clear security when travelling to America. I`ve seen more pairs of rubber gloves than I`d ever hope to."
*Pffffffffft!!!(spits drink through nose)**Cough!!**Cough!!**Cough!!* *Falls out of chair**Cough!!**Cough!!**Cough!!*
ROFL!!
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Female 4,084
i`m pretty sure i haven`t flown since the 90`s (don`t ask). but i think the only things to do are either to accept the israeli screening process, which BTW has to be more thorough than this, or just all fly naked.
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Male 774
Best way to fight this is make the TSA just as uncomfortable as you are.

"...slower. yeah, that`s the spot."
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Male 12,138
[quote]AMERICA LEFT EUROPE BECAUSE EQUIVALENT poo LIKE THIS WAS HAPPENING TO THEM!!![/quote]
America seceded from Britain back in 1776 because they didn`t like the invasive airport security screening techniques that the Brits used? Interesting.

In other news, I always have a blast when I go to America. You try getting through an American airport with my passport: I have visa stamps from Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Libya, Syria, Algeria, Lebanon to name but a few. As if that doesn`t raise enough little red flags, the Border Control officer then flips to the back page of my passport for more information, where it says "Place of Birth: Belfast, Northern Ireland".

Yeah, takes me a while to clear security when travelling to America. I`ve seen more pairs of rubber gloves than I`d ever hope to.
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Male 271
@mildcorma yup let me take your naked 3d image and if you choose to decline ill settle for a 5-10 minute strip search/grope fest and if you decline that well then ill have you fined and arrested do to the "possibility of you being a terrorist because you declined these"

AMERICA LEFT EUROPE BECAUSE EQUIVALENT poo LIKE THIS WAS HAPPENING TO THEM!!!
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Male 5,626
" IF YOU GUYS DON`T STAND UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT WHEN THEY HAVE THEIR HANDS UP YOUR BUTTS!"
Too late...
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Male 5,626
"Guess where that probes going?"


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Male 363
eeyeahhh mildcorma is ignorant
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Male 2,619
Guess where that probes going?
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Male 1,184
Erm... MildCorma, you do not appear to have the slightest clue what you`re talking about. Perhaps go to the US once in your life?
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Male 229
"I love how everyone is so upset over them trying to stop terrorists from blowing stuff up. It`s 20 seconds of your time and does nothing but hurt your pride a little if you are insecure. You waste their time = you costing everyone money."

Not to mention the fact that anyone who appears to be from the Middle East has been putting up with this since 9/11. Not until it happens to a bunch of rich White people does Ron Paul or anyone else care.
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Male 496
@Nidonemo

I love how everyone is so upset over them trying to stop terrorists from blowing stuff up. It`s 20 seconds of your time and does nothing but hurt your pride a little if you are insecure. You waste their time = you costing everyone money.
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Male 194
I would strongly prefer having a female touch my private parts than a male, simply because I dislike the idea of an old perverted man touching my private parts.
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Male 2,402
@deeplick

Barring you are a transgender female. ;-P
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Male 234
Sadly the reason a woman is searching her is because in the US it is unlawful to have someone from the opposite sex search the other. That means male cops can`t search females, and females can`t search males. Meaning that this job would only be good for lesbians since a male would never get to search her.

Best Job Ever? I say no for the above reasons...
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Male 1,240
"Well, you better buy me dinner afterwards."
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Male 9,305
"I don`t know why they`re searching there. Her sunglasses can hold 8 pounds of C4. "

Great now we have to hand those over too IF YOU GUYS DON`T STAND UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT WHEN THEY HAVE THEIR HANDS UP YOUR BUTTS!
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Male 537
Terrorists; making the internet better every day.
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Male 8,300
It`s where she sticks that wand, next, that reveals whether she`s just doing her job or something more...
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Male 2,389
I don`t know why they`re searching there. Her sunglasses can hold 8 pounds of C4.
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Male 633
@Angelmassb, he`s laughing YOUR ass off?
shouldn`t it be LHAO?
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Male 15,510
Osama must be literally LMAO
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Male 2,441
Agreed
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Male 495
"not funny`

Yeah it kinda is.
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Male 40,272
all these new TSA measure mean NOTHING

they`re shipping bombs now through FedEx and UPS
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Male 559
not funny
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Male 1,357
...if you`re a lesbian. or you`ll be asking fat middle aged men to take off their belts. ftl.
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Male 11,739
[quote]Are these TSA`s used on all members of the public in US interstate airline travel?

I don`t get how these pictures of their investigations have just started cropping up on to the internet 10 years on since 9/11....[/quote]

They are new requirements that are happening to everyone. The pictures are therefore new as well. Someone at the TSA got stoned and decided it would be cool to rape everyone who wants to fly. I think that person will get fired soon.
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Male 6,693
Just a job. It had ups and downs.
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Male 506
Are these TSA`s used on all members of the public in US interstate airline travel?

I don`t get how these pictures of their investigations have just started cropping up on to the internet 10 years on since 9/11....
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Male 2,034
I`d imagine it`s about the same as being a gyno. Yeah there are a few hotties that you get to feel up, but the majority... I think you`d rather not.
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Male 812
Best job.. If you`re lesbian.
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Male 40,272
where, exactly, does she put that wand and can we get a photo of that?
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Male 2,159
You just know the photographer sat through about 50 uggos before this picture was taken...
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Male 1,184
I`d love to feel up some fat dudes, Sasha.
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Male 1,929
Or no.
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Female 2,509
yeah, but they`re not showing the flip side where you got your hand in a guy`s sweaty crotch.
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Female 843
This reminds me of the first and only time I went to a club in Philadelphia. There were security guards (male and female) checking everyone as they went in and my boobs were never felt up as much as in that one minute.
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Female 45
unless you`re a dude. then you`ll be grabbing old man testicles and feeling up fat dudes.
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Female 1,609
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