They Make A Pill For This Sort Of Wish [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Forever, dude, forever!
There are 39 comments:
Male 5,413
...what?
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Male 5,617
@DMoneys36
Code: "Say, Doc: I hear other people say they cum once and sleep for hours. I can cum 4 or 5 times in one night and it stays up as long as it`s stimulated. What`s wrong with me?"

Doc: "Did you come here to brag? Lose some weight and run a f*cking marathon already!"

Code: "Can do!!!"
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Male 221
@CodeJockey
I am guessing that it`s not healthy to have 4+ hour erection... no joke you might want to ask a doctor about that.
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Male 114
GOD THAT SOUNDS FRIGGIN` UNCOMFORTABLE!
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Male 353
A boner forever? I`m not sure my brain could go for that long without any blood!
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Female 2,674
"Someone a big fan of Growing Pains?"

Yeah, probably. Boner just died. Sad :(
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Male 2,748
very nice
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Male 5,617
OK, cstillo, I`ll try this again.
It doesn`t matter if many people want him.
What matters is if he wants many people and, if so, he`s honest about not being seriously attached or, if not, which person he wants to use it on: "For whom the bone bones."

Maybe I`m reading too much into hurriedly typed words but, it really sounds like you don`t actually like guys or rather, have misinterpreted the reason someone or yourself was hurt in the past as "guys are >>all<< alike..."

Anyway, as a person who has natural, 4+ hour erections, you people are wimps!
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Male 52
Wtf shut up cstillo...R-tard
A forever boner would be awesome you would always be ready for any occasion...unless you cant get none.......then...idk you suck i guess
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Male 6,694
Better consult a doctor. Love doctor.
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Male 25,416
Is it a supository ? :P
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Female 347
Remember back in the day when people used to use appropriate punctuation and actual words?

Oh, and the picture... not really funny.
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Female 11
@CodeJocky well im bi so yeah i like women but i also like men but sreiously a forever stiffy thats like false advertisement and if hes that one especially sexy guy that all the girls want then its like the guy is a whore and again it is FALSE ADVERTISING for all the women who are nymphs or just desprite so yeah forever stifys are annoying or at least they seem to be to me
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Male 371
At least poking people would be more fun.
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Male 15,832
[quote]after 4 hours you`re supposed to call a doctor[/quote]
If I got a boner that lasted for more than 4 hours, I wouldn`t be the only one requiring medical attention. }-)
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Male 121
The one thing all those comedians forget about priapism is that it`s extremely painful AND terrifying
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Female 362
Forever? Wouldn`t that be painful?
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Male 613
You`ll go blind.
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Male 271
@code jockey im guessing shes 15 do to her name ends in 95 so she will see her slutty days maybe not for a few more years maybe not til she discovers alcohol but i know she will
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Male 2,441
That would actually be very uncomfortable
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Male 5,617
"after 4 hours you`re supposed to call a doctor"
I hope the doctor is cute and she brings a group of friends.
"Come on, ladies! Time to take the starch out this one for Medicine! ATTAAAACK!!!"
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Male 5,617
"kinda annoying after a while to see a stiffy ...right??"
You appear to be annoyed by the sign a person appreciates you for what you actually are so, I`m guessing prefer women, then?
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Female 1,623
I was about to make the "4 hour boner" joke. Damn.
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Male 2,893
@dmoltrup
I guess you just have to tape it down.
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Female 11
wow givechase has a point and wouldnt like yu wanna have some mystery to how horny yu are all the time not just have it out there like idk a forever boner lol also its kinda annoying after a while to see a stiffy ...right??
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Male 162
Doctors have admitted that they would have no idea what to do about an erection that has lasted more than four hours.
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Female 535
That seems like it would get very uncomfortable very soon.
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Male 15,510
Gay!
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Male 4,867
"after 4 hours you`re supposed to call a doctor"

thats just a guideline you`ve gotta time it right so you get the pornstar one - otherwise its just embarrasing
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Male 137
... and ever and ever!
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Male 561
it`s called priapism, got wood?
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Male 491
Bone who? when? why?
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Male 38,511
after 4 hours you`re supposed to call a doctor
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Male 769
Someone a big fan of Growing Pains?
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Male 561
@ Skythe... just an observation, but i have found that the boner usually comes first.
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Male 7,378
LOL @ a1butcher
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Male 965
Forever.

Or until they send some guy up there to paint over it. Which ever comes first.
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Male 4,807
yeah but, on the other side of the tower it say...."LOST MY"
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Male 20,196
Link: They Make A Pill For This Sort Of Wish [Pic] [Rate Link] - Forever, dude, forever!
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