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Date: 11/02/10 04:07 PM

39 Responses to They Make A Pill For This Sort Of Wish [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    Link: They Make A Pill For This Sort Of Wish - Forever, dude, forever!
  2. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    yeah but, on the other side of the tower it say...."LOST MY"
  3. Profile photo of Skythe
    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    Forever.

    Or until they send some guy up there to paint over it. Which ever comes first.
  4. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    LOL @ a1butcher
  5. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    @ Skythe... just an observation, but i have found that the boner usually comes first.
  6. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36196 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    after 4 hours you`re supposed to call a doctor
  7. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    Someone a big fan of Growing Pains?
  8. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    Bone who? when? why?
  9. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    it`s called priapism, got wood?
  10. Profile photo of Justeazy
    Justeazy Male 18-29
    137 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    ... and ever and ever!
  11. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    "after 4 hours you`re supposed to call a doctor"

    thats just a guideline you`ve gotta time it right so you get the pornstar one - otherwise its just embarrasing
  12. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    Gay!
  13. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    That seems like it would get very uncomfortable very soon.
  14. Profile photo of dmoltrup
    dmoltrup Male 30-39
    162 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    Doctors have admitted that they would have no idea what to do about an erection that has lasted more than four hours.
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    cstillo95 Female 13-17
    11 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    wow givechase has a point and wouldnt like yu wanna have some mystery to how horny yu are all the time not just have it out there like idk a forever boner lol also its kinda annoying after a while to see a stiffy ...right??
  16. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    @dmoltrup
    I guess you just have to tape it down.
  17. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    I was about to make the "4 hour boner" joke. Damn.
  18. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    "kinda annoying after a while to see a stiffy ...right??"
    You appear to be annoyed by the sign a person appreciates you for what you actually are so, I`m guessing prefer women, then?
  19. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    "after 4 hours you`re supposed to call a doctor"
    I hope the doctor is cute and she brings a group of friends.
    "Come on, ladies! Time to take the starch out this one for Medicine! ATTAAAACK!!!"
  20. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    That would actually be very uncomfortable
  21. Profile photo of IseeingI2I
    IseeingI2I Male 18-29
    271 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    @code jockey im guessing shes 15 do to her name ends in 95 so she will see her slutty days maybe not for a few more years maybe not til she discovers alcohol but i know she will
  22. Profile photo of zeebeedee
    zeebeedee Male 50-59
    614 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    You`ll go blind.
  23. Profile photo of ShadowVamp
    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    Forever? Wouldn`t that be painful?
  24. Profile photo of psychosax
    psychosax Male 18-29
    121 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 9:58 pm
    The one thing all those comedians forget about priapism is that it`s extremely painful AND terrifying
  25. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 10:18 pm
    after 4 hours you`re supposed to call a doctor
    If I got a boner that lasted for more than 4 hours, I wouldn`t be the only one requiring medical attention. }-)
  26. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    November 2, 2010 at 11:40 pm
    At least poking people would be more fun.
  27. Profile photo of cstillo95
    cstillo95 Female 13-17
    11 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 4:08 am
    @CodeJocky well im bi so yeah i like women but i also like men but sreiously a forever stiffy thats like false advertisement and if hes that one especially sexy guy that all the girls want then its like the guy is a whore and again it is FALSE ADVERTISING for all the women who are nymphs or just desprite so yeah forever stifys are annoying or at least they seem to be to me
  28. Profile photo of beccab86
    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 5:50 am
    Remember back in the day when people used to use appropriate punctuation and actual words?

    Oh, and the picture... not really funny.
  29. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 6:26 am
    Is it a supository ? :P
  30. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 6:55 am
    Better consult a doctor. Love doctor.
  31. Profile photo of AustinJay
    AustinJay Male 18-29
    52 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 7:23 am
    Wtf shut up cstillo...R-tard
    A forever boner would be awesome you would always be ready for any occasion...unless you cant get none.......then...idk you suck i guess
  32. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 7:58 am
    OK, cstillo, I`ll try this again.
    It doesn`t matter if many people want him.
    What matters is if he wants many people and, if so, he`s honest about not being seriously attached or, if not, which person he wants to use it on: "For whom the bone bones."

    Maybe I`m reading too much into hurriedly typed words but, it really sounds like you don`t actually like guys or rather, have misinterpreted the reason someone or yourself was hurt in the past as "guys are >>all<< alike..."

    Anyway, as a person who has natural, 4+ hour erections, you people are wimps!
  33. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 11:55 am
    very nice
  34. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    "Someone a big fan of Growing Pains?"

    Yeah, probably. Boner just died. Sad :(
  35. Profile photo of hoodafakizit
    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    A boner forever? I`m not sure my brain could go for that long without any blood!
  36. Profile photo of XxCraigxX
    XxCraigxX Male 13-17
    114 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    GOD THAT SOUNDS FRIGGIN` UNCOMFORTABLE!
  37. Profile photo of DMoneys36
    DMoneys36 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    @CodeJockey
    I am guessing that it`s not healthy to have 4+ hour erection... no joke you might want to ask a doctor about that.
  38. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 6:20 am
    @DMoneys36
    Code: "Say, Doc: I hear other people say they cum once and sleep for hours. I can cum 4 or 5 times in one night and it stays up as long as it`s stimulated. What`s wrong with me?"

    Doc: "Did you come here to brag? Lose some weight and run a f*cking marathon already!"

    Code: "Can do!!!"
  39. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 5:34 am
    ...what?

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