The WTF Of The Day: The Victim`s Body

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Weird

Just a brief excerpt from the the very real instruction video called "Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults." Fap?
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Male 439
that was a smoking hot bathing suit..
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Male 759
"pentagram. that is what I have been doing wrong. I have been putting pentagons and hexagrams on the bodies."

CzarElad, You just won the internet.
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Male 255
Of course....the penis in the mouth.
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Male 1,744
hey, if you need a model, might as well make it a smokin` hot chick
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Male 2,419
make sure you always look in the mouth to check for a penis
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Female 3,001
shall we show them on like a plastic doll or something, like we do with CPR?
"no, lets show it on a hot naked girl, and while were at it we should really review the CPR training"
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Male 178
Is the penis just left there?
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Male 243
OMG SHE`S ALIVE
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Male 1,931
Why do I secretly fear that this is how biopsy investigators get their training?
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Male 1,357
"now to demonstrate the penis in the mouth"
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Female 2,695
she has a really small belly button
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Male 257
i think the penis rammed down her throat would be a little more obvious then a pentagram
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Male 197
Apparently she wasn`t falling for the penis in the mouth thing.
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Female 177
okay is it just me...or was the whole "penis in the mouth" thing a little random?
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Male 286
this was nowhere near fappable. But my detective skills have increased by five points.
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Female 2,674
I`m not gonna like, I thought this was kind of hot. Is that wrong?? Eh, so be it.
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Male 3,076
I was scared for a moment when he said "in ritualistic homicides is that a penis is often put inside of the mouth of the deceased person" :-/ but it seems like they were distracted when they drew the pentagrams near here chest and stomach XD
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Male 179
"Another thing that is often done in ritualistic homicides is that a penis is often put inside of the mouth of the deceased person. I will demonstrate this with....
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Male 3,060
I`m lovin` the music!
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Male 250
well obviously she is alive its just a demonstration her eyes r clearly moving
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Male 36,410
[quote]pentagram. that is what I have been doing wrong. I have been putting pentagons and hexagrams on the bodies.[/quote]
@CzarElad - FTW! hexagrams, LMAO!
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Male 36,410
Have there ever been REAL "Satanic Ritual Murders" ever? Srsly! About as accurate as "backwards masking" lolz!

vv not for long @akinis, they re-enacted a `ritual murder` in the next scene.
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Male 535
fake. the dead chick in the bikini is clearly breathing.
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Female 223
"Another thing that is often times done in ritualistic homicide is a penis is placed inside of the diseased person" and music starts going loud.
I SWEAR TO GOD I THOUGHT HE`D PULL HIS ZIPPER DOWN.
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Male 45
Anybody else think this dude looks like the BTK killer?
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Male 205
@geogypsy
yea.. makes one wonder how many "satanic rituals" have been faked by horny officers... Somehow I`m going to try to say that more often...
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Male 251
He said Goatse!!
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Male 76
Nice shirt!
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Male 3,314
Also important to note is the use of hot victims, and the continued breathing after death.
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Male 2,034
I like his shirt.
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Male 501
Whether or not satanists do this is not relevant. Same thing goes for whether or not the pentagram is a satanic mark. Just because a psychotic killer or group of killers is ignorant about semiology and world religion doesn`t mean that they haven`t done all of the things this guy is talking about.
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Male 243
Agent Mulder was the executive producer for this clip.
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Female 233
LOLwut?
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Male 28
pentagram. that is what I have been doing wrong. I have been putting pentagons and hexagrams on the bodies.
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Female 131
Last I checked, Satanists don`t make human sacrifices.



They dont
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Male 15,510
It reminds me of the videos you can find at everythingisterrible.com lol
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Female 2,525
Last I checked, Satanists don`t make human sacrifices.
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Male 4,290
[quote]Oh by the way, sometimes they place a penis in the mouth of the deceased.

OH WELL THERE`S ALWAYS THAT![/quote]

I know right? He just casually drops that in at the end. I`m pretty sure a severed penis in the mouth would be one of the FIRST things I would notice. And a pretty big clue that some freaky stuff is going on.
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Male 633
Bet he had a "hard" time telling about those pentagrams with his fingers so close to her.
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Male 2,441
Just weird
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Male 1,587
dude sounds like he`s having trouble concentrating.... also, touching is not necessary for pointing. that seemed to be when he stuttered most. Don`t hesitate! Go for it old dude!
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Female 1,181
wow, that was so bad. it reminds me of the weed seminar in `fear and loathing`. on the bright side, i now know that i need to cut off the guys wang during my next ritual. praise satan.
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Male 11,740
Faptastic if you`re into necrophilia. Then again, she WAS still alive! So she wasn`t a victim, save her!!
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Male 238
The body is breathing...
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Male 2,670
That guy`s shirt is obviously a product of a deranged Satanic ritual.
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Male 4,594
It only works if you use a Bigfoot penis.
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Male 2,549
So...this satanic ritual penis he speaks of...is it supposed to be severed from the body of another offering or will any old phallic object do?
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Female 7,833
Oh this has to be a piss take. Honestly it does.
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Male 10,339
Oh by the way, sometimes they place a penis in the mouth of the deceased.

OH WELL THERE`S ALWAYS THAT!
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Male 594
Everything is terrible?
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Male 25,416
At least shes a hot model!
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Male 6,694
Now how often does this really happen ?
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Male 2,388
YAY!! I finally know how to perform my ritualistic killings. Ive been doing it wrong
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Male 4,594
Terrible camera work... Not one decent cooter-shot.
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Female 999
Ow, peeled back the skin on the foot? Jeeze!
Nice boobs :-)
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Male 3,745
i bet we see some copy cat killers in the next few days...
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Male 19,854
Link: The WTF Of The Day: The Victim`s Body [Rate Link] - Just a brief excerpt from the the very real instruction video called `Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults.` Fap?
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