The Ultimate `Let`s Have Sexytimes` Question [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Works every time.
There are 62 comments:
Male 25,417
Brilliant!
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Male 15,832
Depending on who gave me the card, I might just say yes and have sex with her. Otherwise, I would say no, and that the answer to the sex question was HELL no.
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Male 194
Reminds me of a trick I learned the other day from a professional logician who probably would rather not be named here.

You offer your victim a $10 bill and a $20 bill, under the condition that if the next thing you say after they accept is true, they have to give back the $20. Either way, they keep the $10, so they have an incentive to go along.

Once the (female) victim agrees, you tell her "You will give back the $20 if and only if you take your shirt off."

For stumped non-logicians, "if and only if" works out true when both sides are true (or false), and false when only one side is true. So in both cases, the rules require the victim to remove her shirt.
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Male 16
@Chimmeychang
He meant the question that he said he would ask in the first part of the sentence; this is why he used
"that question".
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Male 24
Correct answer is Perhaps.
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Male 722
Grammar Nazis ahoy.
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Male 684
"If i asked you to have sex with me" is not a stand alone question, you cant answer it in that form.It is all one question, as clever as it is.
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Male 221
Great one.
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Male 703
lol champion
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Female 92
what if the girl said "no" because the answer to the first question would be a "[email protected]!k no!" ????
they are different answers... just sayin.
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Male 2,552
>Holly
At least afterwards.
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Male 66
I`m having this
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Male 24

Who cares? I just DID have sex!

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Female 2,927
wait what?
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Female 250
you`re screwed if you do, you`re screwed if you don`t
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Male 225
this is so drating brilliant lol
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Male 3,631
Heads I win tails you lose.
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Male 958
It dosnt the answer to the second question would be either "why are you asking" "something negitive for your penis" Or "no"
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Male 8
That doesn`t even make sense. There`s only 1 question. The first part which is meant to be a question is actually a sentence fragment. So yeah, It makes no sense.
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Female 149
im so confused i want to screw you right now
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Male 772
Maybe.
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Male 244
Guess who`s getting laid tonight?

Not you.
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Male 6
logical operator win.
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Male 4,004
"i just broke my brain"

Dumb broad. First off, it`s only one question.

Second off...who the drat spreads her legs to anyone who uses pick-up lines?

Third off....Profit
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Female 351
Finally! My very first sex offer! Too bad the slut/man whore asked the entire internet world too...

does that still count?!
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Male 15,832
I always liked the card that said: "If you want to have sex, smile. If not, just tear up this card"

The card was made of Tyvek.
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Female 152
Maybe.
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Male 2,344
Definitely using this.
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Female 94
i just broke my brain
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Female 682
yes, yes....I will have sex with you mystery internet man/woman. :D lol
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Male 5,314
ooooo....clever
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Male 757
awesome
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Female 314
no..wait..yes...wait drat
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Male 720
Maybe.
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Male 1,371
Yes
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Male 592
been using for 2 years.
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Male 494
"No, it would be "drat no"." ~ Hot girl down the street.
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Male 15,510
Douchy!
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Male 1,054
maybe
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Female 1,623
I`ll use this later on *giggle*
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Female 1,894
haHHAha i just saw this yesterday
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Male 702
Gold. Pure, solid gold.
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Male 5,194
I can`t even wrap my head around what it would be like to have someone ask, let alone this card.
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Male 5,620
lmao, I am soooo sending this to my wife.
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Male 11,739
LOL win! Too bad I saw it after I`m married.
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Female 2,674
I`m gonna have to go ahead and say maybe...
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Male 156
lol win
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Male 1,929
No. Because the answer to the original question would be "go away".
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Male 541
either way it`s a yes for sex lmao
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Female 3,696
Well one was a No.... and the other was a "AW HEELLLLLLZ NO" Does that make them different? 8O
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Female 302
Something tells me this would be easier to answer if I had a roofie in me...
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Male 1,744
ahh, conundrums.


P v ~P = YES!
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Male 17
AHHHHHAHAHA Thats awesome!

Answer to the question, NO - well then the answer to the first question is NOT the same as the 2nd one therefore you say yes!

Answer to the question, YES - ah, so it IS the same answer, therefore you say yes again!
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Male 721
Ha must use this every chance I get.
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Female 56
It confused me so...yea
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Male 2,422
Ha! That`s sneaky.
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Male 985
:O
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Male 299
Ah, clever.
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Male 6,694
No brainer !
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Male 1,081
Must employ this tactic later.
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Female 3,001
clever

though in real life, ud just have one confused girl walk away from you. but that`s not the point lol
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Male 20,830
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