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Date: 11/10/10 12:17 PM

62 Responses to The Ultimate `Let`s Have Sexytimes` Question [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    Link: The Ultimate `Let`s Have Sexytimes` Question - Works every time.
  2. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    clever

    though in real life, ud just have one confused girl walk away from you. but that`s not the point lol
  3. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    Must employ this tactic later.
  4. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    No brainer !
  5. Profile photo of ZackDark
    ZackDark Male 18-29
    299 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    Ah, clever.
  6. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    :O
  7. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    Ha! That`s sneaky.
  8. Profile photo of queenofleon
    queenofleon Female 18-29
    56 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    It confused me so...yea
  9. Profile photo of Nburkie420
    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    Ha must use this every chance I get.
  10. Profile photo of Vossero
    Vossero Male 18-29
    17 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    AHHHHHAHAHA Thats awesome!

    Answer to the question, NO - well then the answer to the first question is NOT the same as the 2nd one therefore you say yes!

    Answer to the question, YES - ah, so it IS the same answer, therefore you say yes again!
  11. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    ahh, conundrums.


    P v ~P = YES!
  12. Profile photo of k8lin
    k8lin Female 18-29
    302 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    Something tells me this would be easier to answer if I had a roofie in me...
  13. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    Well one was a No.... and the other was a "AW HEELLLLLLZ NO" Does that make them different? 8O
  14. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    No. Because the answer to the original question would be "go away".
  15. Profile photo of wolfking
    wolfking Male 13-17
    156 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    lol win
  16. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    I`m gonna have to go ahead and say maybe...
  17. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    LOL win! Too bad I saw it after I`m married.
  18. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5480 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    lmao, I am soooo sending this to my wife.
  19. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    I can`t even wrap my head around what it would be like to have someone ask, let alone this card.
  20. Profile photo of kangoala
    kangoala Male 18-29
    702 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    Gold. Pure, solid gold.
  21. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    haHHAha i just saw this yesterday
  22. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    I`ll use this later on *giggle*
  23. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    maybe
  24. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    Douchy!
  25. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    "No, it would be "drat no"." ~ Hot girl down the street.
  26. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    been using for 2 years.
  27. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    Yes
  28. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    Maybe.
  29. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    no..wait..yes...wait drat
  30. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    awesome
  31. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    ooooo....clever
  32. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    yes, yes....I will have sex with you mystery internet man/woman. :D lol
  33. Profile photo of okami23
    okami23 Female 13-17
    94 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    i just broke my brain
  34. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    Definitely using this.
  35. Profile photo of Riftsong
    Riftsong Female 18-29
    152 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    Maybe.
  36. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 7:40 pm
    I always liked the card that said: "If you want to have sex, smile. If not, just tear up this card"

    The card was made of Tyvek.
  37. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    Finally! My very first sex offer! Too bad the slut/man whore asked the entire internet world too...

    does that still count?!
  38. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    "i just broke my brain"

    Dumb broad. First off, it`s only one question.

    Second off...who the drat spreads her legs to anyone who uses pick-up lines?

    Third off....Profit
  39. Profile photo of Ogre722
    Ogre722 Male 18-29
    6 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    logical operator win.
  40. Profile photo of W2
    W2 Male 13-17
    244 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    Guess who`s getting laid tonight?

    Not you.
  41. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 9:01 pm
    Maybe.
  42. Profile photo of LilJackanape
    LilJackanape Female 60-69
    149 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 9:05 pm
    im so confused i want to screw you right now
  43. Profile photo of 13loodyDove
    13loodyDove Male 18-29
    8 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    That doesn`t even make sense. There`s only 1 question. The first part which is meant to be a question is actually a sentence fragment. So yeah, It makes no sense.
  44. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    958 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 9:55 pm
    It dosnt the answer to the second question would be either "why are you asking" "something negitive for your penis" Or "no"
  45. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 10:08 pm
    Heads I win tails you lose.
  46. Profile photo of lilsheep
    lilsheep Male 18-29
    225 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 10:16 pm
    this is so drating brilliant lol
  47. Profile photo of Holly69
    Holly69 Female 18-29
    250 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 10:25 pm
    you`re screwed if you do, you`re screwed if you don`t
  48. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 11:57 pm
    wait what?
  49. Profile photo of jaysunn
    jaysunn Male 30-39
    24 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 1:07 am

    Who cares? I just DID have sex!

  50. Profile photo of schvartzen
    schvartzen Male 18-29
    66 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 2:46 am
    I`m having this
  51. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 3:30 am
    >Holly
    At least afterwards.
  52. Profile photo of Ninabear3
    Ninabear3 Female 18-29
    92 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 4:44 am
    what if the girl said "no" because the answer to the first question would be a "f@!k no!" ????
    they are different answers... just sayin.
  53. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 4:48 am
    lol champion
  54. Profile photo of lazerdude
    lazerdude Male 13-17
    221 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 9:37 am
    Great one.
  55. Profile photo of chimmeychang
    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 9:58 am
    "If i asked you to have sex with me" is not a stand alone question, you cant answer it in that form.It is all one question, as clever as it is.
  56. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 11:28 am
    Grammar Nazis ahoy.
  57. Profile photo of TSMurphy
    TSMurphy Male 13-17
    24 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 11:44 am
    Correct answer is Perhaps.
  58. Profile photo of Metagami
    Metagami Male 13-17
    16 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 11:46 am
    @Chimmeychang
    He meant the question that he said he would ask in the first part of the sentence; this is why he used
    "that question".
  59. Profile photo of comp_wizard
    comp_wizard Male 18-29
    194 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    Reminds me of a trick I learned the other day from a professional logician who probably would rather not be named here.

    You offer your victim a $10 bill and a $20 bill, under the condition that if the next thing you say after they accept is true, they have to give back the $20. Either way, they keep the $10, so they have an incentive to go along.

    Once the (female) victim agrees, you tell her "You will give back the $20 if and only if you take your shirt off."

    For stumped non-logicians, "if and only if" works out true when both sides are true (or false), and false when only one side is true. So in both cases, the rules require the victim to remove her shirt.
  60. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    Depending on who gave me the card, I might just say yes and have sex with her. Otherwise, I would say no, and that the answer to the sex question was HELL no.
  61. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    Brilliant!

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