The Magical Keyboard Trick [Pic]

Submitted by: SaintPatty 6 years ago in Funny

Yes, you will fall for it.
There are 95 comments:
Male 25,416
I would but i know its not there!
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Female 1,356
I looked, and it said "I hate you"
yeah? I`d hate it too if all of my buttons were being pushed all the time. But it`s your JOB, so suck it up, keyboard, and stop envying the monitor.
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Male 1,451
asdf or qwerty... people know them.
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Female 24
@salamander
do you wanna cookie?
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Male 1,815
I looked, knowing it wasn`t there. It`s like yawning
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Male 1,148
Didn`t look... It`s above the W! what keyboard would do that!
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Female 3,001
i didnt look...
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Female 296
why would the x be in the middle line?
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Male 3,915
i didn`t look....um....do i win something for being keyboard literate?

....for christ`s sake...i`m pretty sure i would know if my keyboard said "sex" all the time....next....
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Male 66
Dammit I looked to :(
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Female 535
I knew it wasn`t like that but I looked anyways. they still are pretty close to each other
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Male 57
i have studied computer for two years, i took an online typing class all last year and my last year in middle school, and i still had to look. i fail at life :-|
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Female 1,236
I totally looked. I`m a terrible typist & am intrigued by all things related to sex.
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Female 7
Did not look thanks to my required typography course.

It was finally good for something!
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Male 45
I was busted :(
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Female 1,329
I didn`t look.
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Male 2,868
I didn`t have to check my keyboard. I just thought about typing the word sex and knew then that the keys were not lined up that way.
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Male 690
lulz I looked :x
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Female 4,039
The only letters left on my keyboard are Q and P Z, J, X and most of U.
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Male 306
I didn`t check. I knew it already. But I still looked to see how are letters S, E and X placed.
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Male 4,807
nope.. didn`t
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Male 3,745
i know for a fact that mine dosnt have that :| i spent all my time during my computer class switching others keys around to say it :|
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Female 82
Yeah, i am not a geek. I had to check it
FUUUUU :-D
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Male 79
if you had to check you don`t know how to type.
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Male 590
you people must not have qwertysex keyboards
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Male 38
fact.... only none-geeks will check... i mean my keyboard don`t even have those mystical white markings [any more]
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Male 5,194
>>iim stuoll tryauiing not tol lokk

Heh!
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Male 703
goddammit, had a big look. i use these letters all the time (not what you think), i know where they are subconsciously, but still i looked :(
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Male 66
i know it goes asd but I still looked shame on me
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Male 159
Sadly I know my keyboard too well...
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Male 1,108
I know my keyboard doesn`t look like this, however I can`t say the same for my coleagues as soon as his back`s turned.
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Male 94
iim stuoll tryauiing not tol lokk
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Male 3,076
haha damn I know it fake but I automatically looked down anyway XD
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Male 123
I feel the need to make myself look better in the eyes of random people I will never meet and let everyone know that I DIDN`T LOOK, LOOK AT HOW COOL I AM.
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Male 86
who doesn`t know Qwerty and Asdf here ? lol
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Male 236
Fail. Pretty sure at least 80% of the IAB`ers in here didn`t fall for this one since we`re pretty much computer addicts :P
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Male 2,506
I didn`t check I know it`s false
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Male 329
@duffytoler: Kind of agree with you. While I`m a touch typer, and rarely, if ever, have to look at the keyboard, I would have to think really hard to `type out` the keyboard - ie if you asked me to name the top row, it would be somewhat hard. But, typing is almost second nature.
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Female 1,095
Wrong.
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Female 200
"I have and always will be a finger typer...I hated typing, I hate the feel of it, even after doing it for 3 months, so I went back to finger typing...I still look at the keyboard, but it`s only out of habit, not necessity. (10 years and still no desire to go to typing)"
Same here, batmanners. I type just as fast finger typing as everyone else does touch typing.
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Male 3,631
Didn`t have to - I`ve got that motherf*cker memorized.
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Male 5,194
Fact: The person who made this doesn`t really understand touch-typing. You have to memorize the layout. You have to be able to draw it, every letter, from memory, in the correct positions. That`s how it works.
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Male 244
balls dropped
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Male 1,386
i knew it wasnt there, but i looked anyway D:
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Male 4,004
"I didnt look... I have the entire keyboard burned to memory... (part of the whole typing class thing)"

I have and always will be a finger typer...I hated typing, I hate the feel of it, even after doing it for 3 months, so I went back to finger typing...I still look at the keyboard, but it`s only out of habit, not necessity. (10 years and still no desire to go to typing)
fff jjj fff jjj ff jj ff jj f j fj jf fj jf
ddd kkk ddd kkk dd kk dd kk d k dk kd dk kd
ddd fff jjj kkk dd ff jj kk d j fk dj fk dj

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Male 336
fact: no i didn`t
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Male 1,184
They are pretty close to each other... but they`re vertical, not horizontal, and in a different order.

BTW, I definitely do not know where all the keys are from memory. Yes, I can type without looking, but I make mistakes rather often if I do, because I only know the general area of where each key is, and I certainly can`t recite the order from memory.
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Male 2,688
I didnt look... I have the entire keyboard burned to memory... (part of the whole typing class thing)
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Male 33
"Anyone who`s used a keyboard for more than a year or two should know where all the keys roughly are, especially the touch typists and the gamers. Only people who have just started using a computer (either because they`re probably too young to be here or they`re quite old) should stand any chance of falling for this..."

Keyboards have been around a LOT longer than computers. But what would you know - you`re just a child.
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Female 94
HA i didn`t look....dammit i looked!
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Male 2,121
lol, I was like "What? No it`s not.", checked and then scrolled down a bit to read it.
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Male 3,482
I didn`t look. I remember the home row and all that from those stupid classes they made me take in middle school...

However, if I could find a keyboard that DID have this, I would totally use it.
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Male 117
Anyone who`s used a keyboard for more than a year or two should know where all the keys roughly are, especially the touch typists and the gamers. Only people who have just started using a computer (either because they`re probably too young to be here or they`re quite old) should stand any chance of falling for this...
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Female 227
Well, after it said, "You will check your keyboard", I looked at my keyboard.
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Female 924
nope, didn`t look
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Male 756
esx
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Male 194
I knew it wasn`t true, but had to check anyway.
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Female 1,515
-.- I didn`t look...cause obviously s, e and x aren`t on the same rows of keys...Sigh
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Male 10
it is so drating tempting
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Male 1,370
Oh...I actually did.
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Male 3,819
FACT: THAT`S NOT A FACT
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Male 3,842
No, I did not check my keyboard. I know the middle line ("home row") starts with "asdf" and I knew "qwerty" is on the top line, and "zxc" is on the bottom. So I knew obvious bullpoo is obvious.
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Male 1,081
I memorized where all the keys were so nope didn`t look.
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Male 509
I didn`t. I just said "qwertyuiop" mentally and I knew x was on the bottom row.

Although I`ll admit, I was severely tempted.

And looking at that again, that keyboard`s really been heavily modified. You can see the [ and ] keys above it, and the W, I/L and P/B/R keys below it.
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Male 494
Are those sea lions? I WANT THIS KEYBOARD.
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Female 91
Lol i remember doin that back in high school
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Male 362
I rearranged my keys
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Male 271
qwerty layout knowledge proves this false however i could trick my friend who has to look at his keyboard to type and actually do this hehehe
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Female 1,427
"Anybody familiar with the qwerty layout wouldn`t do it"

Same goes for anyone who`s ever typed in "NSFW"
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Female 3,598
oh, you got me! haha.
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Male 2,056
i knew, but still...
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Male 15,510
Anybody familiar with the qwerty layout wouldnt do it
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Female 839
even though i know the layou of a keyboard and knew this was not true, i still couldn`t resist looking after about 20 seconds. which is probably what everyone who is saying "no, no i didn`t look no sir not me!" did
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Male 174
Puuhhlleeeeeeeese you all checked hahaha
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Male 583
FACT...whoever made this is a virgin
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Female 2,674
My fingers knew, but my eyes still looked.
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Male 583
didnt
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Male 2,238
Whenever anything like this is put up, people always say, "omg fail/lame/I didn`t fall for that/that`s stupid."

That`s the part you all fell for. :P
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Male 742
Only if you forget your computer is a QWERTY layout
And how there`s an E on the top row.
With no S next to it
And no X
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Male 142
Lame. I didn`t check.
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Male 900
i still looked, even though I knew... everyone looked, regardless of what they say.
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Male 243
I know where my keys are.
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Male 1,547
no, because I was told this was a trick beforehand and I know my keyboard layout.
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Female 798
not unless you know for a fact that the order is asdf jkl; for your main row.
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Male 10,338
I didn`t check. I know they are on separate rows.
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Male 677
i didnt, because im not retarded.
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Male 518
lame
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Male 2,034
Actually, I didn`t. Take THAT!
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Female 331
Not us touch typists...
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Female 118
i checked it 0.o
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Male 964
No...no I won`t!
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Female 34
I`m pretty sure most people know they aren`t that close together.
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Male 134
fail, anyone who knows their computer will see through this.
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Male 8
but I already knew that the "X" was definitely on the 3rd row.... so I didn`t check...
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Male 970
Link: The Magical Keyboard Trick [Pic] [Rate Link] - Yes, you will fall for it.
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