The Creepiest Athletic Shoes Ever Made [Pic]

Submitted by: muggyloc 6 years ago in Weird

The might as well just call them Air Jizz then.
There are 45 comments:
Female 20
Seed of Life. Interesting.
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Male 6,694
Hey. I guess if you like jizz on your feet its the thing for you.
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Female 877
there was another one like this: one girl and a boy. you can`t see up their waist. the girl is wearing a high school uniform. she`s down on her knees in front of the boy. they`re both wearing nike shoes. the boy`s one has semen on it.

i forgot if it was a joke or not. i googled it and i couln`t find anything. do you know that advertisement?
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Female 2,695
"because it`s cool!"
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Male 49
i saw this in a magazine not that long ago at school in my drafting and CAD class, and i was the first to notice that picture on it...
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Male 38,480
Hallows = EXCELLENT
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Female 1,593
lol Gerry! I had that cartoon printed out and passed around at my baby shower.

Anyway, how`d you enjoy Deathly Hallows?
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Male 2,293
I never could understand that whole "your girlfriend said you are fast."

Fast at what? Fast at fuc|<ing? I can fuc|< pretty fast, yes. Doesn`t mean I finish quickly.
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Male 1,383
Yes, because it`s cool >_>
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Male 593
`slick seed of life logo`

This sentence is 100% WIN
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Male 38,480

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Female 2,509
"I wish I was that fast"

-talked to your girlfriend....you are. :)
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Male 2,293
Sperm are HELLA fast for their body size. I wish I was that fast.
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Male 8
not shopped, saw this in popular science WITH the sperm text, in several issues
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Male 269
Because it`s cool!
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Male 11
We sell magazines at my work and one of my employees that plays basketball for a league showed me these and said he wanted them. When I pointed out it looked like the logo was a little sperm, his hopes were crushed. But out of the 2 or 3 times i saw this add in magazines, I`ve never seen the "Seed of life" text on there. That might be shopped.
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Male 568
Quote: CrakrJak
"This has to be photoshopped."

It`s not. I saw this ad in a magazine at the hospital about a month ago.
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Male 371
@duckbringer:
That`s not the only thing these shoes can spawn!
(see what we did there?)
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Male 416
My shoes have an IED on the side.

Erm, that`s a bomb. Don`t you mean a IUD?
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Male 17,512
This has to be photoshopped.
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Male 1,834
dont get them in your eye, it will make them puffy and red lol
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Female 49
lol. so many great joked spawned from these shoes.
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Male 135
i wonder what this and a nike`s shoe baby look like...
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Male 1,505
My shoes have an IED on the side. Pwned, dirty sperm shoes.
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Male 1,678
The shoes that fill you with spunk!!!
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Female 1,652
I wanna get a pair and then run around yelling "AAHHHH SKEET SKEET SKEET!"
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Male 1,378
SO COOL
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Male 321
I have a pair of these.. very comfortable, have this squeaking problem though... No one really notices the logo.
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Female 9
Ha ha ha my boyfriend`s dad has those shoes. Evidently they are comfortable
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Male 38,480
and why not?

Why can`t Zippy the Sperm be a Mascot?

Good luck to them.
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Male 1,108
)-|
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Male 795
The old "Seed of life logo".....

Because it`s cool? WTF?
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Male 25,416
Nothing has more of a purpose than these!
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Male 10,855
eww it`s in their logo too!
gross!
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Male 394
No lie, I just saw these in a Popular Science magazine at the doctors office and laughed my ass off.
Here`s the website, with other sperm-tastic shoes!
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Female 51
Where can I get the Egg version?
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Male 37,774
The shoe that lets you SHOOT down the track like a sailor!
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Female 98
Ha I saw this ad in my Humanist magazine...I was so tempted to order a pair. The weird part was that there`s a can of blue liquid with the sperm on the logo being poured on the shoe in the ad I saw. Sperm juice on Sperm shoes.
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Female 2,120
If you go around kicking ladies in their women parts you can say you spermed them
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Male 3,915
wow....
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Male 178
"because it`s cool"... <_<
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Male 768
I hope the left shoe has an egg on the side :D
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Male 2,085
It is the real deal.
http://gravitydefyer.com/
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Male 11,740
Sperm Sneakers ftw!
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Female 755
Link: The Creepiest Athletic Shoes Ever Made [Pic] [Rate Link] - The might as well just call them Air Jizz then.
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