The Craziest Thing Steve Colbert has Ever Heard.

Submitted by: shortsagitar 6 years ago in Funny
The Colbert Report Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Craziest F#?ing Thing I"ve Ever Heard - Gored Bullfighter
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It"s pretty crazy!
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Female 129
Karma`s a bitch.
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Male 337
When I saw it, I woke up my sister from screaming in shock
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Male 521
@bob

Nice.
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Male 25,417
Wow, thats wrong!
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Male 1,744
@almightybob

at least someone around here`s doing it right

thx bob
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Male 12,138
Dammit... I mean, congratulations Bob on the new record.
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Female 4,447
OMG*barf*
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Female 546
bullfighting is dangerous...yes?

bull fighter gets pierced lol
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Female 2,695
yesssssss
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Male 4,680
@AirborneJT- Sounds like someone`s never heard of reddit.
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Male 15,510
Bull fighting is going doowwwwn
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Male 177
i love allmightybob
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Male 123
For all that bullfighting is supposes to represent and signify......it is shown to mean jack crap when the matidore finally gets gored and everyone runs in to distract the bull and save him.
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Male 39,572
:-D

Almightybob1 should get a prize for that.
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Female 7,997
Ok Bob- well done!!! You deserve a pat on the head for THAT!!!!
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Male 6,694
Im just not a big Colbert fan.
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Male 4,290
In other news:

BOOM! New record, 57 seconds.


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Male 314
Yeah I`ve tried submitting tons of links, however I only have one listed in my profile that actually made the cut and was posted on IAB
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Male 4,290
[quote]Umm... IAB, I know you get most of your material from the Tosh.0 blog these days.[/quote]

LOL. And where exactly do you think the Tosh.0 blog gets its content? I`ll give you a clue - exactly the same method as us, through user submissions.

Have you seriously NEVER noticed this little bit in the sidebar on the right of the Tosh.0 blog?




From now on, I`m just going to post that image whenever someone herpderps about the Tosh.0 blog on here.
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Male 2,549
Stupid idiot Matador...guess he never heard that `The preeminence of man over beast is naught`
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Female 293
here is all the poo on tosh.o that i-a-bers submitted...
here

so yeah... um, it can go both ways...
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Female 255
I can watch the video for some reason. And I`m not in the U S of A.
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Male 39,572
Lizzy_girl you can see it at this link. slo-mo at end shows it more clearly

bullfight
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Male 3,327
MrPeabody, not to take the wind out of your sails or anything, but the profile shows only those links which were submitted and accepted. I`ve submitted much more than the two (now dead) link that are listed in my profile. They just don`t make the cut for whatever reason.
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Female 47
Curses. Can`t see the video due to not being blessed with the privilege of being in the US of A.

Oh well, life moves on.
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Male 1,920
Umm... AirborneJT, Most of the posts on this site are user submitted, that means you, me and anyone else reading this are IAB. Having looked at your profile it says you have not added any links, which means that not only are you lazy, but you are taking advantage of the rest of us who do contribute. And by the way if you did see this on another site, they got it from The Colbert Report, who in turn got it from some other source. So, I`m sure you have seen the error of your ways, and will start submitting new awesome content that no one has ever seen before, thus redeeming yourself from being a lazy moocher.

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Male 1,299
"Umm... IAB, I know you get most of your material from the Tosh.0 blog these days."

IAB is made up of user submitted content. It`s up to the people that traffic the website to make it worthwhile. I agree that this submission isn`t very good, however I have also submitted everything that I`ve ever found that I considered interesting, funny or intriguing.

I suggest that you do the same. Once you start submitting all that golden, hilarious internet content that you`re apparently implying you stumble across on a regular basis, IAB will be awesome again.

It acceptable to critique the individual content but it`s not fair to critique the entire website when it is composed of user-submitted content. Simply because that means that YOU are the one to blame for not submitting better content.

Upper right corner of the nav-bar underneath the search box: "Submit Content."
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Male 4,004
"Links by spyrocheeks
(spyrocheeks has not added any links)"

Nuff said.
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Male 4,004
"Nuff said."

Bullcrap! If you visit digg, break, reddit, tosh.o, or any other sites that furnish you with interesting links (These are bad examples...I don`t know any other ones lol) you are bound to run into mutual links, videos, pics, etc...

Saying "you get most of your material from the Tosh.0 blog" is a dumb thing to say. It`s like saying CNN steals their stories from FOX news. Sounds dumb doesn`t it?

Now unless you can contribute links, videos, pics, etc... that I am unable to find anywhere else, you have no grounds to bitch about stolen content. And unless you submit a link, you have no grounds to bitch about the content.

Now, Nuff said.
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Female 112
This is $hi+ really?This used to be awesome !I could get a good belly laugh from this place now,I hardly get a chuckle:(
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Male 4,004
"Links by AirborneJT
(AirborneJT has not added any links)"

Nuff said.
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Male 145
Umm... IAB, I know you get most of your material from the Tosh.0 blog these days. I accept that. But this is just a little desperate. This happened in the earlier part of summer. It`s almost winter.

I`ve followed you for a while, and I just have to say that you`ve gotten lazy lately. I hope you become awesome again soon.
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Male 383
Well to those finding it barbaric; interestingly some people find bullfighting a more noble way to die for a bull than simply in the slaughterhouse. One of the largest controversies is not about animal rights, but rather that many of the events are (at least partially) publicly funded.
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Male 1,557
I`m in Britain, and thus apparantly not allowed to view this video :/
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Male 1,435
there a link to this vid for Canadians?
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Female 2,674
I guess I came late to the `deep throat` joke party. Eh, you win some, you lose some.

In other news: DAYYAM! Seriously.
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Female 99
lmao take that!
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Male 34
Very cruel way to kill an animal. I don`t think it`s wrong to kill an animal for its meat...but to make it suffer on purpose...you deserve that. I hope they all get gored.
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Male 76
I think they should of let the bull live. I mean he clearly won the fight.
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Male 2,441
I actually went to a bullfight with some friends when I studied abroad. I thought it was incredibly cruel. Sarah the Spanish were actually very interested. The only part I liked was that the bull`s meat was donated to the local orphanage.
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Male 417
I want to ask him, "So, what did it taste like?"
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Female 2,927
every once in a while something like this happens to restore my faith in karma. PWNED B*TCH!!!
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Male 496
DAYAMN!!!
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Male 40
The old `reverse deep throat`, a timeless classic. Some positions just never go out of style
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Female 404
drat yeahhh go bullllll! should happen more often :)
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Male 551
In the words of Greg Proops
"I`m just so happy"

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Male 12,365
[quote]I`m okay with bullfighting.

IF they get rid of the toreador. {the pussy guys who stab the bull before the fight.} No weakening the bull in advance! Just mano y bullo.

My money`s on the bull![/quote]

They should go old school and try it Minoan style. Unarmed, with the objective being to vault over the bull and touch its horns while doing so. The Minoans used bull aurochs, which were bigger and more dangerous than modern bulls.

That I`d be impressed by. Bull "fighting", no. Not even if they did it honestly, without hugely rigging the "fight" against the bull.
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Male 12,138
Things that cannot be seen, cannot be arsed to go look for it.
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Male 4,014
Dios mio oh lordy
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Male 496
DAYAMN!!!
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Male 28
Yay bull!
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Male 368
that was the carziest drating poo I have ever seen
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Male 39,572
I`m okay with bullfighting.

IF they get rid of the toreador. {the pussy guys who stab the bull before the fight.} No weakening the bull in advance! Just mano y bullo.

My money`s on the bull!
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Male 310
I feel no sympathy for that man.
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Male 87
comedy centraled again!
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Male 226
Talk about deep throating. Now we have a new term. Deep bull throating.
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Male 226
roosterfights... wow, censorship run amok.

I hope my c-o-c-k-fight doesn`t offend people...

Cripes.
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Male 226
Bullfighting is damned barbaric, no matter how you look at it.

It ranks right up there with roosterfights and dog fighting, none of which have any place in any society that even remotely calls itself "civilized".
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Male 586
damn you canada, damn youuuuuu!
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Male 1,598
Damn! He may want to think about another profession.
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Female 3,562
I honestly hope that fighter never steps in the ring again. Did he learn his lesson?
Anyway, I hear even the people of Spain hate bullfighting, it`s only popular with tourists.
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Male 616
Actual video of the event here
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Male 1,116
;-()
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Male 39,572
That`s gonna leave a mark.
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Male 77
not available outside the us... *sigh* I`d put in the effort to track down the clip on youtube or the comedy network for you but I simply don`t care.
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Male 511
Ha
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Male 10,855
What has been seen cannot be unseen
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Male 2,056
F*ck you Comedy central, f*ck you....
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Male 313
that`ll restore Sanity! Great ratings grabber.

The only way that could`ve been better was if John Stewart had donned the suit of lights!
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Male 17,512
Yup, Pretty crazy.
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Male 506
I kept expecting him to say "Take it down Jimmy...TAKE IT DOWN!"
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Male 7
omg thats my last name! :D
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Female 240
Im in Canada :( can`t see it
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Male 953
I love it win the bull wins :)
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Male 33
to bad it did not kill the fool
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Male 133
Now if that just happened 12 more times to him, and he died a slow, painful death..MAAAYBE they`d fu#king understand what the hell it`s like.
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Male 436
Score 1 for the bull... that was pretty damn crazy for sure.
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Male 1,598
It seems like it would have torn off his jaw... It`s not like the bull would stop, it was still running when the horn went in.
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Male 173
then the bears come in...
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Male 7,814
meh, ive heard crazier.
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Male 541
:O Thats horrible
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Male 1,627
this is so old
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Female 675
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