The 100 Best Movie Insults Of All Time

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 6 years ago in Funny

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Female 12
YES O Brother Where Art Thou!
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Male 14,331
R. Lee Ermey is the king of this category....
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Male 6,693
These are always good.
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Male 1,010
You c*ck- juggling thunderc*nt!
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Male 242
YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL!!! <3 Porter.
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Male 46
In 7th grade i asked one of my teachers if she wanted to make 14 dollars the hard way. She had a total melt down, started crying and ran out of the room. I actually felt kind of bad, but it was still pretty funny.
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Male 36
i have been inspired.
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Male 12,138
Epic.
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Female 451
what`s with all the guys calling other guys c*nts?
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Male 178
Now go away before I taunt you for a second time.
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Male 47
i recon i could get the names to about 80-90% of those films
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Female 3,001
i love all these movies :)
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Female 272
This was cool. Any IABers who can compile a full list of the movies?
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Male 101
pee roast
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Male 234
Wow. I`ve never seen a repost this quick before.
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Male 14
What a glorious repost. My life is once again enriched by the power of this clip. Excuse me while I climb a mountain and proclaim how many there can be. Hint: its less than two.
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Male 235
REPOST
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Male 660
" You`re part egg plant.." ROFL !
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Male 400
I can`t believe they only had one from Dodgeball! I love that movie.
"You look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!"
That kills me every time.
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Female 8
I always liked the Joan Crawford insult from "The Women". But favorite probably is the one from Monty Python & Holy Grail. Nothing like a french guy talking of farting in your general direction.
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Male 15,832
"I bet you`re the kind of guy that would f*** a person in the @$$ and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around."

"Gee, I said I was sorry."
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Female 246
The last one was epic!
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Male 2,056
i love full metal jacket
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Male 2,868
@osirisascend-
I second that. Sexy Beast is a drating brilliant movie.
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Male 52
9:17 to 9:29 wins.
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Male 171
Army of Darkness!!! Bruce Campbell is the man!
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Male 3,058
The Ben Kingsley riff was cut off before he even started. That scene was from the movie "Sexy Beast".

It was truly one of the greatest profanity riffs in movie history, and whoever put these clips together cut him off before he even got warmed up.

If you see "Sexy Beast" in the $5 DVD bin at your local discount store, BUY IT. That one scene is more than worth it.
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Male 2,548
Hook:
Rufio: Boil-dripping, beef, fart-sniffing bubble butt!
Peter Banning: Someone has a severe ca-ca mouth, you know that?
Rufio: You are fart factory, Slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!
Peter Banning: Substitute chemistry teacher.
Rufio: Mung tongue.
Peter Banning: Math tutor.
Rufio: Pinhead.
Peter Banning: Prison barber.
Rufio: Mother lover.
Peter Banning: Nearsighted gynecologist.
Rufio: In your face, camel cake!
Peter Banning: In your rear, cow derrière.
Rufio: Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig.
Peter Banning: You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.
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Male 2,548
Rufio: You... you man! Stupid, stupid man!
Peter Banning: Rufio, if I`m a maggot burger why don`t you eat me! You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin` paramecium brain, munchin` on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!
Don`t Ask: What`s a paramecium brain?
Peter Banning: I`ll tell you what a paramecium is! That`s the paramecium! It`s a one-celled critter with no brain, that can`t fly! Don`t mess with me man, I`m a lawyer!
Peter Banning: Oh, Rufio, why don`t you just go suck on a dead dog`s nose.
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Male 358
Best one.

"Bruce, take a big step back, and LITERALLY drat YOUR OWN FACE."
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Male 12,365
The one from Casablanca is the most insulting in my opinion because it`s the most dismissive. It`s not just the words, it`s the delivery. Almost all the other insults are either an expression of anger or intended to shock and/or intimidate and all of the other insults have a purpose. Rick Blaine`s comment to Guillermo Ugarte isn`t any of those things. It`s a message that Ugarte is so utterly insignificant that he`s not able to be a cause of trifling annoyance, let alone anger, that he`s not worth the brief moment required to turn your head to look at him, that he`s not worth even a passing thought. It`s a dismissal so complete that it goes beyond contemptuous dismissal - he`s not even worthy of contempt.
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Male 705
"It`s an inanimate f*cking object!"
"YOU`RE AN INANIMATE F*CKING OBJECT!"
I don`t think I have ever laughed so hard.
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Female 1,589
I would have been VERY disappointed if Monty Python wasn`t in there.
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Male 2,796
So, I guess this is proof that some of the best movies ever made include explicit insults.
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Male 225
WTF NO SEAN CONNERY CELEBRITY JEOPARDY SNL? WTF
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Male 73
i Knew Monty Python was going to be in there somewhere :) amazing compilation, well done.
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Male 85
OOOOOOOOOO im giving up all my rights so someone else can tell me what to do....dominate me. yea, that`s sexy as hell.
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Male 541
What?!?! No Major Pain?? This is an outrage
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Male 1,587
fatninja- "oh brother where art tho" Good movie.
great list, love listening to it.
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Male 2,049
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Male 293
REEEEEEEEE PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP OOOOOOOOOOOOOO..... well, you know...
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Male 328
"You`re a f***ing secretary. F*** YOU!"
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Male 7
Whats the movie at 4:40 with George Clooney?
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Male 25,416
Wow, its sad tht someone actually made this!
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Female 148
umm... we saw this not too long ago IAB
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Female 536
yay for john candy, gene wilder, and bill murray :)

there were some good movies in here too. Very nice
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Female 843
Haha, I love Short Circuit.

I would say the whole basic training sequence in Full Metal Jacket is one big insult.
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Female 2,120
Your mom`s chest hair.
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Male 2,034
You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity.
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Male 77
I have a feeling this guy just raided their DVD collection to get these...
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Male 191
lulz... your mom goes to college
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Male 1,378
AGAIN?
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Male 4,867
wow, massive deja vu.
Its like i`ve seen this before O.o
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Female 71
If your life had a face I would punch it.
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Male 35
watch?v=9C4vKlx2kfY&NR=1
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Male 2,688
Betty White FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 35
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpF7Qtor8S8
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Male 341
Malcolm Tucker FTW
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Male 30
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF_iv1no1eo
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Male 769
teutonic twat is a personal favourite.
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Male 183
"Who you callin` scruffy lookin`?"
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Male 55
YOU`RE a drating inanimate object!
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Male 594
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Male 594
Re Re Re Re Re Re Repost!~
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Male 2,551
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