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65 Responses to The 100 Best Movie Insults Of All Time

  1. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2010 at 7:58 am
    Link: The 100 Best Movie Insults Of All Time - Do you have any to add to the list, I-A-B? NSFW language.
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    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 8:08 am
    Re Re Re Re Re Re Repost!~
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    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 8:09 am
    Original
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    Cookie420 Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2010 at 8:19 am
    YOU`RE a drating inanimate object!
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    jimbro Male 40-49
    184 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 8:42 am
    "Who you callin` scruffy lookin`?"
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    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2010 at 8:46 am
    teutonic twat is a personal favourite.
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    SomaType Male 50-59
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    November 20, 2010 at 9:08 am
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF_iv1no1eo
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    Calummac Male 13-17
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    November 20, 2010 at 9:35 am
    Malcolm Tucker FTW
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    kingbuxton Male 30-39
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    November 20, 2010 at 9:39 am
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpF7Qtor8S8
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    November 20, 2010 at 9:43 am
    Betty White FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    kingbuxton Male 30-39
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    November 20, 2010 at 9:44 am
    watch?v=9C4vKlx2kfY&NR=1
  12. Profile photo of Valynn
    Valynn Female 18-29
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    November 20, 2010 at 10:01 am
    If your life had a face I would punch it.
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    domisgood Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2010 at 10:01 am
    wow, massive deja vu.
    Its like i`ve seen this before O.o
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    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
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    November 20, 2010 at 10:04 am
    AGAIN?
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    pocketmoron Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2010 at 10:51 am
    lulz... your mom goes to college
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    chrunchy Male 30-39
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    November 20, 2010 at 11:08 am
    I have a feeling this guy just raided their DVD collection to get these...
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2010 at 11:45 am
    You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity.
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
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    November 20, 2010 at 11:48 am
    Your mom`s chest hair.
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    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
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    November 20, 2010 at 11:58 am
    Haha, I love Short Circuit.

    I would say the whole basic training sequence in Full Metal Jacket is one big insult.
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    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    yay for john candy, gene wilder, and bill murray :)

    there were some good movies in here too. Very nice
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    Bored-er Female 18-29
    148 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    umm... we saw this not too long ago IAB
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    November 20, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    Wow, its sad tht someone actually made this!
  23. Profile photo of SiriusLurk
    SiriusLurk Male 13-17
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    November 20, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    Whats the movie at 4:40 with George Clooney?
  24. Profile photo of HeadiesRusH
    HeadiesRusH Male 18-29
    328 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    "You`re a f***ing secretary. F*** YOU!"
  25. Profile photo of rickbub
    rickbub Male 40-49
    293 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    REEEEEEEEE PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP OOOOOOOOOOOOOO..... well, you know...
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    Concetra Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    They forgot one.
  27. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    fatninja- "oh brother where art tho" Good movie.
    great list, love listening to it.
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    kummi90 Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    What?!?! No Major Pain?? This is an outrage
  29. Profile photo of nick12684
    nick12684 Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    OOOOOOOOOO im giving up all my rights so someone else can tell me what to do....dominate me. yea, that`s sexy as hell.
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    AfroAussie Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    i Knew Monty Python was going to be in there somewhere :) amazing compilation, well done.
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    lilsheep Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    WTF NO SEAN CONNERY CELEBRITY JEOPARDY SNL? WTF
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    November 20, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    So, I guess this is proof that some of the best movies ever made include explicit insults.
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    the_windy Female 18-29
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    November 20, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    I would have been VERY disappointed if Monty Python wasn`t in there.
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    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    "It`s an inanimate f*cking object!"
    "YOU`RE AN INANIMATE F*CKING OBJECT!"
    I don`t think I have ever laughed so hard.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    November 20, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    The one from Casablanca is the most insulting in my opinion because it`s the most dismissive. It`s not just the words, it`s the delivery. Almost all the other insults are either an expression of anger or intended to shock and/or intimidate and all of the other insults have a purpose. Rick Blaine`s comment to Guillermo Ugarte isn`t any of those things. It`s a message that Ugarte is so utterly insignificant that he`s not able to be a cause of trifling annoyance, let alone anger, that he`s not worth the brief moment required to turn your head to look at him, that he`s not worth even a passing thought. It`s a dismissal so complete that it goes beyond contemptuous dismissal - he`s not even worthy of contempt.
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    LleetLlama Male 18-29
    358 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    Best one.

    "Bruce, take a big step back, and LITERALLY drat YOUR OWN FACE."
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    Rufio: You... you man! Stupid, stupid man!
    Peter Banning: Rufio, if I`m a maggot burger why don`t you eat me! You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin` paramecium brain, munchin` on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!
    Don`t Ask: What`s a paramecium brain?
    Peter Banning: I`ll tell you what a paramecium is! That`s the paramecium! It`s a one-celled critter with no brain, that can`t fly! Don`t mess with me man, I`m a lawyer!
    Peter Banning: Oh, Rufio, why don`t you just go suck on a dead dog`s nose.
  38. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    Hook:
    Rufio: Boil-dripping, beef, fart-sniffing bubble butt!
    Peter Banning: Someone has a severe ca-ca mouth, you know that?
    Rufio: You are fart factory, Slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!
    Peter Banning: Substitute chemistry teacher.
    Rufio: Mung tongue.
    Peter Banning: Math tutor.
    Rufio: Pinhead.
    Peter Banning: Prison barber.
    Rufio: Mother lover.
    Peter Banning: Nearsighted gynecologist.
    Rufio: In your face, camel cake!
    Peter Banning: In your rear, cow derrière.
    Rufio: Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig.
    Peter Banning: You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.
  39. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    The Ben Kingsley riff was cut off before he even started. That scene was from the movie "Sexy Beast".

    It was truly one of the greatest profanity riffs in movie history, and whoever put these clips together cut him off before he even got warmed up.

    If you see "Sexy Beast" in the $5 DVD bin at your local discount store, BUY IT. That one scene is more than worth it.
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    button_guy Male 18-29
    171 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    Army of Darkness!!! Bruce Campbell is the man!
  41. Profile photo of TheGosus
    TheGosus Male 13-17
    52 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    9:17 to 9:29 wins.
  42. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    November 20, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    @osirisascend-
    I second that. Sexy Beast is a drating brilliant movie.
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    SomeShoes Male 13-17
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    November 20, 2010 at 7:19 pm
    i love full metal jacket
  44. Profile photo of Wai-Yu
    Wai-Yu Female 13-17
    246 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    The last one was epic!
  45. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    November 20, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    "I bet you`re the kind of guy that would f*** a person in the @$$ and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around."

    "Gee, I said I was sorry."
  46. Profile photo of MRxL77
    MRxL77 Female 30-39
    8 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 11:11 pm
    I always liked the Joan Crawford insult from "The Women". But favorite probably is the one from Monty Python & Holy Grail. Nothing like a french guy talking of farting in your general direction.
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    PoopNoodle Male 40-49
    400 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 11:25 pm
    I can`t believe they only had one from Dodgeball! I love that movie.
    "You look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!"
    That kills me every time.
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    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 2:29 am
    " You`re part egg plant.." ROFL !
  49. Profile photo of digbychicken
    digbychicken Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2010 at 3:18 am
    REPOST
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    ZethM Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2010 at 3:50 am
    What a glorious repost. My life is once again enriched by the power of this clip. Excuse me while I climb a mountain and proclaim how many there can be. Hint: its less than two.
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    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 10:03 am
    Wow. I`ve never seen a repost this quick before.
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    thecoolhair Male 30-39
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    November 21, 2010 at 10:33 am
    pee roast
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    lightbluenym Female 18-29
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    November 21, 2010 at 10:51 am
    This was cool. Any IABers who can compile a full list of the movies?
  54. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    November 21, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    i love all these movies :)
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    BuzzKillingt Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    i recon i could get the names to about 80-90% of those films
  56. Profile photo of jeffcomedy
    jeffcomedy Male 30-39
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    November 21, 2010 at 10:09 pm
    Now go away before I taunt you for a second time.
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    daniellee_x Female 18-29
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    November 21, 2010 at 10:17 pm
    what`s with all the guys calling other guys c*nts?
  58. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    November 21, 2010 at 10:20 pm
    Epic.
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    Moscow17 Male 13-17
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    November 21, 2010 at 10:52 pm
    i have been inspired.
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    LakaiOrDie Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2010 at 11:52 pm
    In 7th grade i asked one of my teachers if she wanted to make 14 dollars the hard way. She had a total melt down, started crying and ran out of the room. I actually felt kind of bad, but it was still pretty funny.
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    Jats Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2010 at 1:04 am
    YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL!!! <3 Porter.
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
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    November 22, 2010 at 6:02 am
    You c*ck- juggling thunderc*nt!
  63. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    November 22, 2010 at 8:19 am
    These are always good.
  64. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    November 22, 2010 at 11:23 am
    R. Lee Ermey is the king of this category....
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    grndayz1fan Female 13-17
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    November 22, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    YES O Brother Where Art Thou!

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