Stop Drunk Facebook Posts Now With This Software

Submitted by: mushie_mush 6 years ago in Tech

Social Media Sobriety Test from TDA_Boulder on Vimeo.


A new technology that supposedly puts an end to embarrassing late-night posts that follow a night out. Genius!
There are 47 comments:
Male 5,413
Or just stop using Failbook for attention seeking status`s
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Male 87
hey, I`m a lovable drunk and I feel no need to control what I say. However there are a few of my peers who are in dire need of this service.
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Female 437
I need one of these... im way to chatty and dumb when im drunk lol
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Male 2,737
I really COULD use that. Parental control for drunks.
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Male 1,834
this will be less fun
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Female 3
Oh hey I could use this right about now.
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Male 958
Is too drunk to comment dude thats more embarressing then good...
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Male 770
good idea, too bad its only a joke i know a few people who would bennefit from such a thing
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Male 6,694
Funny.
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Female 812
Briljant!
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Male 331
its free for firefox, ive just installed it!
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Female 347
Good thing this isn`t mandatory. I know people whose entire page would be made up of Webroot postings if it were.
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Male 555
Oh, and it`s only $80 per 15 months
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Male 555
Nope, it`s real. Go to the site (SocialMediaSobrietyTEst.com) and click Learn More at the bottom, or go to:

http://www.webroot.com/ En_US/land-sobriety-test.html ?rc=4012&ym_mid=sobriety_q210
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Male 3,076
can`t wait for a auto-tester that let you post even if you are drunk :-P
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Male 497
or....

dont drink!
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Male 400
I`m sure this is fake. I looked on webroot`s site and found no reference to it at all.
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Female 2,289
" So if I am sober at night, sneeze while doing the test "


Yeah, because it`s pretty obvious that you have a sneezing problem and you`re definitely going to sneeze during this test.
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Male 2,436
I don`t do facebook, but I could probably still use this... *makes another drink*
Seriously, I just made another drink... i`m gonna shut up now... F*ck Canada and all you douche bag Europians... and.,, CHrist I need anther drink.. yourr mother iis awhore., fufck
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Female 158
This is a joke, right? That is so stupid.
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Male 38,489
joke right?


not a good one that`s why I have to ask
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Female 223
So if I am sober at night, sneeze while doing the test or otherwise legitimately fail it while being sober, this thing is going to go ahead and call me a drunk anyways. AH HA HA HA no.
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Male 159
My micro is too uber to fail that
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Male 68
weak, lame, stupid ect
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Male 3,462
What if I don`t want everyone to know I`m drunk? Or what if I`m on a computer that doesn`t have the software installed? Or better yet what if I get on a computer that does have it installed but it`s not my computer and I don`t care if I insult friends over facebook while intoxicated?
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Male 716
Stupidly ironic given that whilst protecting you it equally humiliates you
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Male 1,744
@angelmassb
See, THAT`S the kind of stuff that should make it here on IAB, not this other crap drivel. Thank YOU for actually giving my day some humor, cuz IAB fails at it.
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Female 3,598
is this real?
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Male 213
This is why alcohol should be prohibited again
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Male 15,510
Lol it reminds me of this SNL skit
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Male 3,322
"I`m sorry, but if you have to buy software to prevent yourself from drunk facebooking you probably have a drinking problem."

It`s free, but if we just wordsmith your statement to "if you have to install software", I think we get the same point.
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Male 25,416
This better be amusing!
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Female 1,427
"Isn`t it kind of pointless if it posts that you`re drunk anyway? Just sayin`...."

Hell no it isn`t. Lets people know that there`s a reason you`re online but you haven`t hit them up on chat yet, etc.
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Female 465
I may know some people who could really, really use this...
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Female 204
Isn`t it kind of pointless if it posts that you`re drunk anyway? Just sayin`....
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Male 7,611
whats sad is that its actually real. you can install it here
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Male 1,598
I`m sorry, but if you have to buy software to prevent yourself from drunk facebooking you probably have a drinking problem. lol
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Male 3,322
"This IS a joke, right?"

Nope. Genuine firefox add on. I just tried it for the fun of it. Quite funny.
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Male 1,882
This IS a joke, right?
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Female 42
Your baby has a big head!
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Female 293
hahahahahahahhahaa... omg i love it! its just too damn funny
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Male 1,929
If they charged £5 a year for that, they`d be millionaires. If they charge a £40 one-off though, the`re idiots.
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Male 2,670
Coming soon -- the *RUA*Douchebag 2.0 plugin, which prevents your inner asshat from winding up on i-am-bored.com!

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Male 787
Who are you to get 10110110 posts today? Anyway this is kinda interesting I guess.
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Male 193
Aren`t most drunk posts made from a phone, whilst on a night out? I don`t really know that many people who would go straight onto their PC when they come home tbh
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Male 4,807
Damn. I could use that
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Female 2,249
Link: Stop Drunk Facebook Posts Now With This Software [Rate Link] - A new technology that supposedly puts an end to embarrassing late-night posts that follow a night out. Genius!
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