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Date: 11/29/10 10:06 AM

46 Responses to Steve Johnson Blames God

  1. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    November 29, 2010 at 9:06 am
    Link: Steve Johnson Blames God - Finally, somebody publicly blaming God for their failures.
  2. Profile photo of MechaWolf
    MechaWolf Male 18-29
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    November 29, 2010 at 10:10 am
    If you thank god for success, why not blame him for failure?
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    shiftyplus1 Male 18-29
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    November 29, 2010 at 10:11 am
    It`s a good thing God thinks tweeting is for losers, or he might see this and get mad.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    November 29, 2010 at 10:23 am
    let me think about it and look deep in my soul.....

    Nope... don`t care.

    and you can Twat that on your Twitter
  5. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    November 29, 2010 at 10:28 am
    If you thank god for success, why not blame him for failure?
    Yeah, what MechaWolf said.
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    madest Male 40-49
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    November 29, 2010 at 10:31 am
    He claims to "praise him" 24/7 but it didn`t look like he was praising him when he was on the field, so clearly God was teaching his lazy ass a lesson.
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    happygrass Male 18-29
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    November 29, 2010 at 10:31 am
    haha!
    He said Twat
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    November 29, 2010 at 10:34 am
    This is reasonable- everyone knows that the only human events in which the creator of the Universe actually intervenes in are sporting events.
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    FeelTheRide Female 18-29
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    November 29, 2010 at 10:34 am
    I totally agree with MechaWolf! I always see sports stars thanking God for their success. But when they don`t succeed no mention of God is ever made. Weird!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    November 29, 2010 at 10:39 am
    God sees every single tweet @shiftyplus1, and he also sees what you do when you`re alone...

    But yeah, like @MechaWolf said; if God helps the other team win, then He made your team lose! lolz!
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    Reganom Male 18-29
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    November 29, 2010 at 10:47 am
    inb4 religious comment war.

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    damokiwi Male 40-49
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    November 29, 2010 at 10:54 am
    Personally I don`t believe there are any gods, but if there are they`re drating with us....
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    November 29, 2010 at 11:01 am
    Isn`t there some way we can blame this on George Bush?
  14. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
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    November 29, 2010 at 11:11 am
    for the same reason he planted fake fossils in the earth: because as payment for our existence we must supply him with epic lolz.

    as if being hated by all his fans for dropping the ball wasn`t enough, he had to go piss off the entire christian community. what an asshat!
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    November 29, 2010 at 11:31 am
    Ya... if there was a higher power I`m sure he`d be putting all his time and energy into A F**KING GAME!!!
  16. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    November 29, 2010 at 11:39 am
    Personally I don`t believe there are any gods, but if there are they`re drating with us....
    damokiwi, you and I are kindred spirits. If someone asks you about your religion, just tell them what I tell them: "I`m an antagonostic. I don`t believe in God, but if there is one, I don`t like Him."
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    belunan Male 30-39
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    November 29, 2010 at 11:57 am
    God is obviously a Steelers fan.
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    November 29, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    I`m not a Christian, but I can understand why people might think that God would intervene in a sporting event. People put a lot of themselves in their fan-hood. They really hang a lot of happiness on the outcome of these games. Sure, in the end it`s just a game, but in truth, it`s also happiness when your team does well, and sadness when they don`t. Surely God would care about His people being happy, right?
  19. Profile photo of Lobotomy
    Lobotomy Male 13-17
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    November 29, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    "God is obviously a Steelers fan."

    I can second that.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    November 29, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    McGovern1981....you are forgetting...god is all powerful....duh....saying he doesn`t have time is a stupid argument because...well...he is god....time is his bitch
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    keg74 Male 30-39
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    November 29, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    Blaming god for failing is the same thing as giving him credit for when you succeed.
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    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
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    November 29, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    I do believe in God but this is stupid. I also am not a big fan when people claim it was God that made them succeed. Why should God give you anything more than anyone else? It`s all based on how you help yourself, maybe that football player just sucked, practice more and when you do succeed just accept it was because you tried hard.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    November 29, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    Wow, thats a valid excuse i guess! but cant be proven!
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
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    November 29, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    @Rainbowfarts

    So why would god give one person more than anyone else? I think he does everyday when the innocent and the young lose their lives for no reason and some criminals live to old age.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    November 29, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    The devil is tricky
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    handys003 Male 50-59
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    November 29, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    What does God have to do with him catching or dropping a football. Doesn`t believe in free agency huh.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    November 29, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    God: Caring more about sports than about starving children.
  28. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    November 29, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    oldollie, we dont normally see eye to eye, but we are on the same page here man.
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    Fartman51 Male 13-17
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    November 29, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    Nah, he wasn`t blaming God, he was blaming Shaq!
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
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    November 29, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    Everyone thinks that God is a fan of their team. I really do not think God cares a lick about sports.
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    November 29, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    I`m going to blame this one on his stone hands, attitude, and lack of concentration. He is a professional athlete, yet he can`t make a catch high schoolers make.
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    November 29, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    But I still give him props for getting on the podium and know he should have caught that and the other 4 he dropped.
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    drips Male 30-39
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    November 29, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    Hahaha. I think that`s awesome. Hard to know his intent but unless he`s being 100% for real that tweet is a hilarious commentary on blah blah blah.
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    LtFurpie Male 30-39
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    November 29, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    Couple things: Obviously 24/7 is not the case as he took time to tweet that dissent. Secondly, idiot still got paid an insane amount of $$$ for dropping 5 passes that day. Thankless jerk.
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
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    November 29, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    Here`s an idea, stop flapping your chops and catch the GD ball!
  36. Profile photo of SlimPickins
    SlimPickins Male 18-29
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    November 29, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    god did not make you lather your hands with smooth, creamy butter right before the game, big guy!
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    inversegrav Male 30-39
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    November 29, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    I`ve never blamed God for my failures. I have blamed Him for not paying attention. And He says no to prayers too damned often. So perhaps that dropped ball was his fault. OR it was that God is a Steelers fan and he was answering the prayers of the safety who was praying at that moment "Let him drop the ball, Let him drop the ball, Let himn drop the ball...... YES!!!!"
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    Discobiscuit Male 18-29
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    November 29, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    "Finally"? Yes, true progress.
  39. Profile photo of Stelly
    Stelly Male 30-39
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    November 29, 2010 at 9:04 pm
    I heard an interesting twist to this, adding to inversegrav`s post.

    You always hear people thank god after winning something. If they are 100% religious, they are assuming one of 2 things. Either no one else prayed to win(rare), or god chose to disregard their opposition.

    So next time you hear someone say "I want to thank god for this..." They are really saying - "haha, god likes me more than you"
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    November 29, 2010 at 11:27 pm
    I haven`t been coming around here a lot lately, but anybody here who knows me knows I type the following with great pleasure:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    Carry on.
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    Happitec Male 18-29
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    November 30, 2010 at 1:59 am
    God is obviously a Cleveland Browns fan because if they ever make it to the Super Bowl it`ll be a miracle.
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    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
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    November 30, 2010 at 3:47 am
    Oh yeah, so sue the bastard!
  43. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
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    November 30, 2010 at 8:55 am
    It`s about TIME! All these stupid athletes thanking the gods for their touchdowns or victories...it`s about time somebody put the blame on them/him/her/it.
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    whocares3725 Male 18-29
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    November 30, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    Way to talk like a prepubescent girl instead of a grown man.
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    Spider_sol Male 18-29
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    November 30, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    Oh man, I`m so angry from sucking at football I`m going to... whip out my ipad and find the caps lock key.
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    haha stupid. where`s your god now!?

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