Soothing The Savage Beast With Music

Submitted by: Calyx 6 years ago in Funny

All it took was the song "The Dog Days are Over" by Florence & The Machine.
There are 36 comments:
Female 2,927
"screw you jaffe! wheels on the buss my ass!"
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Male 25,416
its funny kos its how kids are, mine loves in the night garden! when ever she hears that music
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Female 870
some babies like white noise. I know a baby that likes the sound of the vaccume cleaner.
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Male 1,451
Somebody call 911, he`s having a seizure!
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Male 798
Good job teaching your son that he can get whatever he wants by throwing a tantrum.

Numba1parents
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Female 4,039
Babies really are savage beasts.
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Male 633
Cute manipulating kid.
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Female 2,674
My niece is like this. She`s not as cranky, but she loves to rock out and dance silly in the car. CUTE!!!
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Male 6,694
Thats how kids get what they want.
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Female 455
Pretty funny, but it`s also really creepy to see just what manipulative little bastards kids are. The crying to happy-face transition in less then half a second is disturbing.
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Male 76
I`m pretty sure forcing your child to listen to this "music" is abusive at best.
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Female 62
I`m 9 months preggers right now and whenever this song comes on in the car my baby moves around like crazy! This video made me smile...=)
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Male 487
My son hates riding in the car and will start throwing a fit 5 minutes into a drive somewhere...

Cranking Metalica puts him to sleep almost every time, it`s wierd.
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Male 304
lovely. i like this video
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Male 2,159
Is there anything music can`t do? I love it after they turn it down and he goes like "What the f*ck mom?!"
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Male 1,240
Good song.
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Male 9,306
Awesome song. :D
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Male 2,402
@davymid

Wait until you have 4 of them.
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Female 130
@crazy4ruger, it`s true, that kid`s name is a reference to Twilight. On the Youtube video someone wrote, "Hmm... Embry is a cute name... Twilight fan?! ;P" and someone who, I`m assuming, knows the kid wrote, "omg yess! haha out of all the people who have commented on his name since he`s been born you are the first to catch the reference! :)". Too bad...Cute kid though.
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Male 12,138
As a married man and a parent, I can attest to the fact that babies suck donkey dick. When they grow older, say past 4, they start to get cool. But babies? Nah, skip past the trailers, they`re crap. Take it from me.
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Female 1,803
cute kid. BTW- the correct phrase is "Music has charms to soothe the savage BREAST", not beast.
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Male 2,034
Embry? Why the drat don`t parents give their kids normal names anymore? And don`t say they`re trying to be unique. If the most unique thing about your kid is their weird-ass name, they`ve got bigger problems.
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Male 559
brat
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Female 108
ohhh man, reminds me of 1997, trapped in a small car, travelling down dirt roads through who knows where... my sister made us listen to Hansen and the Spice Girls, for 3 hours! cause my 8 year old neice Loved it.... TORTURE
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Male 202
meh
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Male 179
That was absolutely awesome...its an alright song. 1000 points for being a wicked cute kid.
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Female 80
Kid might be a great drummer someday :D
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Female 32
Embry? does this poor child have a twihard mother? I feel so sorry for him...
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Male 518
All about the beat
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Male 38,497
cute kid.

lousy taste in music.
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Male 3,014
It`s the latest dance craze! Do the Epileptic Fit!
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Female 51
Awww, that is so adorable!

Still never having children.
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Male 683
my fav. is at 1:22
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Female 60
This child will grow up to have a full body tattoo, and will be into punk rock.
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Male 15,510
That is somewhat creepy
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Female 69
Link: Soothing The Savage Beast With Music [Rate Link] - All it took was the song `The Dog Days are Over` by Florence & The Machine.
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