School Hates Kid`s Horse And Scholastic Pride

Submitted by: DickenMcHunt 6 years ago in Weird

Kid gets a suspension for trying to R.E.P.R.E.S.E.N.T. his school... and probably get laid.
There are 42 comments:
Male 5,413
It`s illegal to hold your grades ransom isn`t it?
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Male 143
Yeah. If I could bring a destroyer to my landlocked town I`d totally hop onto the bandwaggon!
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Female 39
If only lions weren`t dangerous animals. I`d show my school pride too.
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Male 8
holy sh.t! i live right next to this town!

every year the seniors have a day called Knight day.
They dress up as knights and have underclassmen be their squires.
they have them come to all of their classes and announce them as they walk in.

after school they go into the parking lot and beat the [email protected] out of each other with cardboard swords and shields
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Male 703
WHAT!? I R OUTRAAAGED! RRRRRAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRR!!!

"Schools need to stop screwing with the "weirder" cases, and start paying more attention to the football players exchanging drugs behind the lunch room" "need to grow a sense of humour" "school administrators [something-something-rant]"

Stop bitching and do something about it. Run for school board or whatever the hell it is people do. Shut up or put up.
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Male 1,834
damn touchy school
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Male 222
Only 2 day suspension for bringing a sword to school?
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Male 1
Squire`s my cousin. No lie.
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Male 4,594
School administrators suck almost as much as cats.
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Female 152
and numancha
yeah, try telling that to the people who got killed because their brakes went out at random. just saying.
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Female 152
...wooooooah effin` REALLY people!? How on earth where they able to suspend him for THAT!? Maybe if he was galloping through the courtyard during classes but seriously whut? Reminds me of when I wore my fursuit on animal planet day AFTER SCHOOL and almost getting arrested because I was a alumni. Schools need to stop screwing with the "weirder" cases, and start paying more attention to the football players exchanging drugs behind the lunch room.
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Female 843
That wasn`t a real horse, that was two guys in a costume! :)

I really love the sound of a horse`s hooves. I`m going to replay that video over and over just to hear that
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Male 34
Horses are yummie, mainly on bread.
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Male 3,842
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing
Give him a lick, it tastes just like raisins!
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Male 2,034
Anybody else get the impression that Dan the Knight`s a bit of a tool?
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Female 82
the school had the right to get the horse off the grounds but the punishment was definitely to much. gesh grow a sense of humor
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Male 1,526
horses are fine. I don`t like them myself for some reasons (nearly goten kicked in the nutts). But that doesn`t make me recent all horses. Just stay out of kicking range and if it comes running towards you move out of the way. They aren`t predatory and harbor no killing intent.
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Male 1,505
Much as I`d like to voice an opinion on this, I wasn`t there and there are two sides to every story.
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Female 14
Sorry, this kid was just stupid. I don`t know about his school, but mine actually has a sign posted up on the front gate telling us to leave our horses at home (although it`s not really a horse community anymore because of new development making it entirely suburban, but w/e). And it`s for a reason.

Horses are unpredictable. I don`t care how well you know a horse, don`t be an idiot and take them around crowded areas with high energy kids, possibly with kids who wont know any better and spook them. The school was right in it`s decision, honestly. =/

@securitywyrm: Cars aren`t considered weapons because they are almost completely predictable. All animals, no matter how usually calm tempered, always have a certain degree of undpredictability.
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Male 2,868
Yet another reason kids hate fcuking school.
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Female 850
horses are scary as hell. they can kill you if they wanted.
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Male 1,587
WTF with the English saddle?! FKN pansies
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Male 1,744
lol, HORSE NERD!
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Male 89
The school principal handled it horribly.
Correct way: "The horse is a pet, no pets on school grounds during school hours."
Correct way response: "That is totally reasonable, we`ll leave right now."
Incorrect way: "THAT HORSE IS A WEAPON IT COULD KILL SOMEONE! YOU ARE SUSPENDED!"
Incorrect way response: "Until you can explain how a car is significantly less dangerous than a horse to be considered `not a weapon` you should suspend all students who drive to school. Oh, and here`s the internet about to tear you a new one. Prepare for this incident to be the first five Google pages whenever someone searches the school for the next decade."
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Female 235
I didn`t know knights wore sweat pants.
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Male 15,832
One of the qualifications for becoming a school administrator should be that you are smarter than the children over whom you have authority. This person obviously does not meet that criterion.
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Male 25,416
SHouldnt have been a problem you just wrap a bike lock around the horse while your at school!
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Female 83
They suspended him because the school equated the horse to a loaded gun and considered it a weapon.

here is a link to what was in the newspaper.
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Female 1,589
I guess they were concerned about where he was going to put the horse while he had class. You can`t really just leave it out to graze on the football field after all.
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Male 4,431
Did they shoot the horse? Or the kid? I mean, you know, that`s the only logical conclusion to this story!

I`m with auburnjunky. He was almost certainly told not to, likely for safety reasons, and did it anyway. Not saying it`s right or wrong, but, he probably knew before he did it that he was going to be busted.
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Male 17,512
Schools have gone off the deep end with their stupid seemingly `made-up-on-the-spot` rules.
Teachers and Principals treat their students like prisoners/criminals nowadays, It`s ridiculous.
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Female 393
whattt theee ffffff they stole my school COLORS, HORSE, AND BLACK KNIGHT. wtf. knockooofffsssss
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Male 4,807
He should have been expelled and his old nag of a horse put on the lunch menu with a side order of squire fries...


Naw, I`m kidding. Squire fries don`t go with nag.
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Male 10,339
What if he announced it, and they told him no, but he did it anyway.

We only know one side, once again.
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Male 15,510
Yup, its all about getting laid
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Male 14
This isn`t as good as the Jesus costume I saw at my school
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Male 26
.......so?
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Male 774
"Look at your school
now back to mine
now back to your school
now back to mine.

Sadly, your school isn`t my school

....


I`m on a horse."
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Male 11
prob got suspended for that sword on his hip. still stupid tho.
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Male 7,378
He should sue don`t ya think? Is there a no horse ordinance? A no historic clothing rule? Seems somehow un-American to punish the guy for something that generations of children did. This is just a weird story and I`m hoping there`s more to it.
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Male 586
it`s like he stole it from "the new guy"
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Male 1,299
Link: School Hates Kid`s Horse And Scholastic Pride [Rate Link] - Kid gets a suspension for trying to R.E.P.R.E.S.E.N.T. his school... and probably get laid.
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