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Date: 11/16/10 10:01 AM

40 Responses to Ripped From Today`s Newspaper: Old Secks? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1266 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 10:02 am
    Link: Ripped From Today`s Newspaper: Old Secks? - Hey, everyone has their own kink--this guy`s is just a little more disgusting then most.
  2. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 10:11 am
    Hehehe. So wrong. Lol.
  3. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 10:12 am
    "her back is ramrod straight...although her knees make a rhythmic clicking sound"

    >.<
  4. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 10:18 am
    Whatever floats your boat I guess...
  5. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 10:19 am
    What the hell, I`d tap it too.
  6. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 10:20 am
    This guy is either a journalism genius or idiot.
  7. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 10:23 am

  8. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 10:51 am
    eeeeeeewwwwwwwww
  9. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 10:54 am
    "today`s paper"

    but it says January 20, 2010.... I`m just sayin
  10. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 10:55 am
    Would it be dusty?
  11. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 10:57 am
    gain wisdom while you tap. Thats awesome
  12. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 11:03 am
    I`d tap that
  13. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 11:04 am
    Who wouldn`t?!
  14. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 11:07 am
    what the hell....
  15. Profile photo of jacobsona29
    jacobsona29 Female 18-29
    233 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 11:11 am
    Yum? O.o
  16. Profile photo of JimboSlice
    JimboSlice Male 18-29
    149 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 11:15 am
    uh... did you keep reading? "her back is ramrod straight" ???WTF
  17. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 11:21 am
    Wouldn`t it just fall out at that age?
  18. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 11:34 am
    Now thats a Cougar.
  19. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    lame... it`s just another meaning for the word. Fair enough for the people that understood it`s real meaning and still laughed. But for the people that can`t comprehend what`s going on... you seriously need to educate yourself in your own language...
  20. Profile photo of November_Rai
    November_Rai Male 30-39
    321 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    How sad is it that I would like to read the rest of this article?
  21. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    Well, imagine how much experience she has.
  22. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    Boooo Yeah!
  23. Profile photo of screwzlooose
    screwzlooose Male 30-39
    385 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    @ november Rai : it`s not sad, and you aint alone. old people that refuse to act like they are ready to die are awesome.
  24. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    Interesting that newspapers assume none of us have a dirty mind.
  25. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    Well someone has to tap the untapped right?
  26. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    NICE!
  27. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    Old people are really good for unintentional innuendos.
  28. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    brilliant
  29. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    This one deserves two

    Hey wait a minute I`ve used this combo before!
  30. Profile photo of N-Vet
    N-Vet Male 30-39
    105 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    This deserves the Ultra Facepalm!


  31. Profile photo of barrelmonkey
    barrelmonkey Male 18-29
    135 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    eeWwwwWwWW :P
  32. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 5:17 pm

  33. Profile photo of Mr_Pedo_Bear
    Mr_Pedo_Bear Male 70 & Over
    997 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    too low tech for pics, but this deserves a

    d(*-(/)b
  34. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 5:56 pm

  35. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 6:35 pm

  36. Profile photo of dirtysouth38
    dirtysouth38 Male 30-39
    66 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    OMFG
  37. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    Davy`d tap it.
  38. Profile photo of TheWaffle
    TheWaffle Male 18-29
    117 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 11:35 pm
    The greatest source of wisdom doesn`t have a clue...
    Doesn`t sound so great to me.
  39. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 3:20 am
    I know how that Ramrod got into her backside..

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