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Date: 11/15/10 07:02 PM

66 Responses to Ripped From This Week`s Newspaper: Idiocy! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Sleepygean
    Sleepygean Female 18-29
    252 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    Link: Ripped From This Week`s Newspaper: Idiocy! - Logical theory: People who live on Sullivan Road are stupid.
  2. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    Someone was overly suspicious.
  3. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    what a retard
  4. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    He was just lazy to go out and pick it out
  5. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:10 pm
    Should have arrested him for wasting police time. What a moron.
  6. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:10 pm
    The package must have arrived faster then he could have expected.
  7. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    Well, that person is stupid, but to assume all the residents on that road are stupid because of the actions of one man is idiocy. With this logic you could say that everyone who lives in that district, in that city, in that state, in that country is stupid... oh wait, I recant.
  8. Profile photo of OpsAss13
    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
    514 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    He bought the pedophilia book
  9. Profile photo of Kirakid
    Kirakid Female 18-29
    45 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    Wait, what? Cliffhanger? It sounds like there was a severed head in there at the end.
  10. Profile photo of Djarum
    Djarum Male 18-29
    307 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    I love the police reports in small town papers, they always have people calling in for the stupidest things.
  11. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    HAHA wtf... is this world coming to
  12. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    ....wow. I can`t or rather don`t want to imagine how awful this man is at living an independent life.
  13. Profile photo of DrKitty
    DrKitty Female 13-17
    532 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    SANITY PLEASE
  14. Profile photo of barrelmonkey
    barrelmonkey Male 18-29
    135 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    i didnt know they sold suspicious packages on amazon
  15. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    Probably just watched Valkyrie
  16. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    Lol I don`t even know what to say.
  17. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    Aw, probably just a grandpa having a senior moment. It will happen to us all some day.
  18. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    "Oh, those would be the pipe bombs I ordered last week."
  19. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    You just can`t trust those damn postal carriers. There could have been a poop bomb hidden in that box. The carrier could have known he ordered from Amazon and replaced it with a poop bomb because the resident didn`t give him a Christmas present last year.
  20. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    He probably calls the FBI when he gets his credit card bill.

    ANTHRAX.
  21. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    Actually, though, one might not expect UPS to just drop a package on the porch and leave. Unfortunately, that`s EXACTLY what most drivers do now when delivering to residences. I have watched UPS drivers carry a package up to the door, put the package down, fill out their paperwork, and leave without ringing or knocking.

    They used to ring the doorbell and wait for you to answer so you could sign for the delivery. This is why they claim they have to charge extra for residential delivery. Then they started dropping the package, ringing the bell, and running like hell -- the old ding-dong-ditch. Now they don`t even bother to do that, but they still charge extra.

    I gave up and got a box at one of those mailbox places, and now I have all my packages delivered there. The difference in the shipping rates pays for the box, and I don`t have to worry about having stuff stolen off of my porch.
  22. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    He finally got that tin-foil hat he ordered.
  23. Profile photo of Plague555
    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    Well nothing to see here. Move along. >.> Actually I`ve never seen a person from Amazon deliver my packages. Always some sort of carrier.
  24. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    OldOllie: Very true, it`s ridiculous. My friend ordered a laptop (new and expensive) and she was at school when it was delivered; what did they do? They left it on the front step! Right in plain view of anybody walking by, she was so pissed off. Nobody ran off with it luckily, but seriously how stupid can they be?
  25. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 8:48 pm
    Um, what was the point of that newspaper story?
  26. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    this is why we cant have nice things...
  27. Profile photo of Devok07
    Devok07 Male 18-29
    95 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 9:17 pm
    "Um, what was the point of that newspaper story?"

    Whats the point of the story? Wtf is the point of the idiot calling the police.
  28. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 9:30 pm

  29. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    only in america :-P
  30. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 9:44 pm
    Ah, the standard day of a cop, dealing with idiots.
  31. Profile photo of infiniti_13
    infiniti_13 Female 18-29
    10 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    Ergh. That`s sad
  32. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    dum dum
  33. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 11:12 pm
    mryouknow: +1 internet
  34. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 11:19 pm
    Who says they`re not making people paraniod with all this talk of terrorism.
  35. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 11:25 pm
    "News...paper?" What is this "Newspaper" of which you speak?
  36. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 11:32 pm
    amazing
  37. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 1:18 am
    This... this hurts my soul.
  38. Profile photo of Selfluminous
    Selfluminous Male 18-29
    86 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 1:45 am
    The police got trolled !!!
  39. Profile photo of boredest1
    boredest1 Male 18-29
    556 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 3:57 am
    Sounds like the inner workings of a strange delusion.
  40. Profile photo of Rheaonon
    Rheaonon Male 18-29
    363 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 4:05 am
    Wow, how boring is your town?
  41. Profile photo of Pennybored
    Pennybored Male 18-29
    13 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 5:02 am
    Wow, so he was unable to rationalise that ordering something and then a package being delivered could be related? *facepalm*
  42. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 5:14 am
    slow news day
  43. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33088 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 5:32 am
    A uniformend man leaves suspicious envelopes in a box attached to my house almost every day! I call the police each time...
  44. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 6:38 am
    I sit in the dark with tin foil on my head so the government doesn`t read my thoughts. Their uniformed agent comes to my door every day! {except Sunday}

    Trust no one.
  45. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 6:50 am
    Was this man, by chance, mentally retarded?
  46. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 6:51 am
    Wow. How do people like that get dressed ?
  47. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 8:32 am
    /me lifts her hand palms her face
  48. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 8:42 am
    It`s the police blotter section. A lot of newspapers have them and they`re frequently filled with inane stories such as this one.
  49. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 9:08 am
    Fuego, I don`t get the newspaper anymore, but mine usually had exclusively thefts and traffic accidents.
  50. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 9:22 am
    that`s a really badly written article :/
  51. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 9:43 am
    "Wow. How do people like that get dressed?"

    They hire people from the UK.
  52. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 9:59 am
    Nah, the government isn`t creating an atmosphere of fear and paranoia.

    We all are just naturally this paranoid and fearful.
  53. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 10:16 am
    DamienLike, that was a good one; I must say...
  54. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 11:14 am
    Nah, the government isn`t creating an atmosphere of fear and paranoia.

    We all are just naturally this paranoid and fearful.
    Has nothing to do with the government, or any outside force...

    A lot of people are just f*cking retarded... And I think THAT`S scarier than ANYTHING the government or any terrorist is doing.
  55. Profile photo of amgbac09
    amgbac09 Female 18-29
    33 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 11:33 am
    haha. I wonder if the unknown person was wearing brown or blue? hmmm.
  56. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    ha ha ha! better safe than sorry! but you have 2 think twice with amazon and those crazy prices!
  57. Profile photo of lingh0e
    lingh0e Male 30-39
    48 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    lol Ohio. That`s a bit from the police blotter from the Hudson Hub Times. Leave it to the rich white suburbanites to lead the paranoia charge.
  58. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    "Thank you officer :D, I am now comfortable with opening the box"
  59. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    "The officer said he could see the package was clearly marked and ask `did you order anything?`

    The man answered `Why yes, I did!` He then offered the officer a toke of Jamaican Red.

    The officer declined, saying `No, thanks. I stick to `shrooms.`
    The officer then left the scene..."
  60. Profile photo of aniahlator
    aniahlator Male 13-17
    65 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    tldr
  61. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    958 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    So hes got boxxyphobia?
  62. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    wow, slow news day
  63. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    then officer get into his car and went back to the station and told his friends this funny story about the man who thought amazon delivery man a bad man, everybody at the station laghued about it and when they get home they told thier families about the man who thought...... etc
  64. Profile photo of Showman
    Showman Male 18-29
    51 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    A man drove in his car and ran out of gas, then he filled gas and his car was okay.

    (Slightly more exiting story)
  65. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 11:03 pm
    DamienLike, that was a good one; I must say...
  66. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 10:02 pm
    DamienLike, that was a good one; I must say...

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