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Date: 11/28/10 09:45 AM

97 Responses to Portrait Of A Suburban Gangbanger [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 9:47 am
    Link: Portrait Of A Suburban Gangbanger - Me want cookies, yo!
  2. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 9:52 am
    Why would you take a picture right before you`re going to take a poo?
  3. Profile photo of Calummac
    Calummac Male 13-17
    341 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 9:54 am
    Me thinks he should lay off the cookies, yo!
  4. Profile photo of scotchbot
    scotchbot Female 18-29
    171 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 9:56 am
    LOL
  5. Profile photo of basherrr
    basherrr Male 18-29
    242 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 9:57 am
    Like a BAWS
  6. Profile photo of TangoDexx
    TangoDexx Male 18-29
    158 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 9:58 am
    I`m guessing the hand gesture is to signify him walking to the fridge to get some more pies.
  7. Profile photo of doodlydoo727
    doodlydoo727 Male 18-29
    437 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 9:58 am
    no nizzle fat bizzle
  8. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 10:00 am
    That`s it. I give up. I`ll never, ever be able to find a funnier photo than this. I`m hanging myself tomorrow, my life has lost all purpose.
  9. Profile photo of ColaBoy
    ColaBoy Male 18-29
    8 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 10:01 am
    Don`t be hatin` he`s just down with the monster, yo!

  10. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 10:04 am
    he should put the toilet paper in its holder.
  11. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 10:05 am
    I don`t claim to know what goes on in prison, but I`d like to see how long this kid would last there.
  12. Profile photo of CrzyWhtGrl
    CrzyWhtGrl Female 18-29
    255 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 10:07 am
    I was just replacing the toilet paper and I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror, so I had to snap a quick pic, yo.
  13. Profile photo of jhflif
    jhflif Male 18-29
    4 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 10:16 am
    it`s bobby hill!
  14. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 10:18 am
    Dayum gangsta
  15. Profile photo of Jats
    Jats Male 18-29
    242 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 10:24 am
    College Dropout starts with `C`.
  16. Profile photo of jen00384
    jen00384 Female 18-29
    229 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 10:25 am
    cookie monster
  17. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 10:42 am
    he needs to put that toilet paper on the roll and not just leave it there.

    But he`s a rebel so he probably won`t.
  18. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 10:43 am
    Dats hot.
  19. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 10:44 am
    Aw he looks like Ham from the sandlot minus the freckles.
  20. Profile photo of ledgehead
    ledgehead Male 40-49
    633 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 10:45 am
    He needs a bigger belt to hold up his big boy pants.
  21. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 10:45 am
    Almost as gangster as
  22. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 10:55 am
    What a G.
  23. Profile photo of whyme73
    whyme73 Male 18-29
    469 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 11:04 am
    With the gangsta cookie monster hat.
  24. Profile photo of ChickODee
    ChickODee Female 18-29
    152 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 11:18 am
    I think this is nastier then the butterfly butt tattoo yesterday >x<
  25. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 11:57 am
    *Facepalm*
  26. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    I would make fun of him so bad if I saw him on the street. Like, what`s he gunna do? Scare me away with his fat rolls?
  27. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2081 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    Parental fail.
  28. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    so does gangbang mean something different in the USA then?
  29. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    Um, what do you guys think gangbanger means? Because in the UK a gangbang is like a one-sided orgy.
  30. Profile photo of shock-n-awe
    shock-n-awe Male 18-29
    197 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    ok... For our friends from across the pond... let me start by saying there is a large difference between a gangbangER and a gangbang. A gangbang is the same here as it is over there. A gangbangER is an individual who is part of, or is associated with a gang of the non-bang variety
  31. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    Cookie Monster! 8D
  32. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    looks like bobby hill
  33. Profile photo of Frankii
    Frankii Female 18-29
    437 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    It`s Gibby from iCarly (I have a little sister, don`t judge me)
  34. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    @shock-n-awe, that is seriously retarded...
  35. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    In order to join his gang you have to eat an entire bag of oreos. Double stuffed. No milk. In 3 minutes.
  36. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    Respect! :P
  37. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    @ danthew:

    i actually thought it was pretty clever. :)

    what`s REALLY great is when people use ridiculous adjectives like "retarded" in this context and actually think someone will take them seriously :D
  38. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 2:31 pm
  39. Profile photo of Jennish
    Jennish Female 18-29
    24 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    @Concetra That was the funniest thing I`ve read all day and I actually had to make a profile just to comment. Bravo, 10 internets sir.
  40. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    I bet whoever found this almost died from happiness to be the one to spread it around.
  41. Profile photo of W2
    W2 Male 13-17
    244 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    Thug Life.

  42. Profile photo of CCMA_19
    CCMA_19 Female 18-29
    311 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    I see stupid kid like that here and there in Millburn, NJ..which is a town FULL of multi-millionaires. I hate kids who come from wealthy homes/neighborhoods and claim they come from "Da Hood"
  43. Profile photo of lightbluenym
    lightbluenym Female 18-29
    272 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    Two things:
    1- Cookie Monster? Seriously?
    2- There`s toilet paper RIGHT FREAKING THERE! Put it on the roll!!!!!
  44. Profile photo of tylertooo
    tylertooo Male 40-49
    240 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    WTF? How hard is it to put the frakkin` toilet paper on the roll? Now that`s a thug...
  45. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    i have an "animal" hat just like his cookie monster hat.
  46. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    Tbh I don`t put the TP on the roll either. I`ve never gotten around to it I guess.
  47. Profile photo of Helgarin
    Helgarin Male 18-29
    506 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    It`s a hard life for some kids....
  48. Profile photo of c1walsh
    c1walsh Female 18-29
    3 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    Lmao I read that as "portrait of a suburban cheeseburger."

    ... Well either fits :]
  49. Profile photo of robotobunneh
    robotobunneh Female 18-29
    265 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    Gibby?!!
  50. Profile photo of brownsugar3
    brownsugar3 Male 18-29
    306 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    I hate those Sesame Street hats...soooooo F**ken stupid!
  51. Profile photo of imyownpeople
    imyownpeople Female 18-29
    163 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    Sad part is he`s probably getting laid.
  52. Profile photo of minimullen34
    minimullen34 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    Actually I think he was taking a picture to send to his mommy to tell her that they are down to the last roll of toilet paper.
  53. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    robotobunneh, ha, my little cousin got me watching that show. the big brother is really the only person who makes me laugh.
  54. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    fatty ding dongs
  55. Profile photo of yusterdai
    yusterdai Female 18-29
    126 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    oh noes! hes outta toilette paper.
  56. Profile photo of mnwild10fan
    mnwild10fan Female 40-49
    18 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    yo dude ya wanna put that toilet paper on the holder?
  57. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    @brownsugar3
    I`m glad someone feels the same way :o
  58. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    Read the title of the link as "Portrait Of A Suburban Ginger" :<
  59. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    "Ima put dis toilet paper on the f*cking holder yo!"
  60. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    D`awww he`s a cutie!
  61. Profile photo of atl_kin222
    atl_kin222 Female 18-29
    10 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    GIBBY!!
  62. Profile photo of zlatan
    zlatan Male 18-29
    292 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    his necklace+his nipples+his belly button=angry face
  63. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    Looks like bobby from king of the hill.
  64. Profile photo of TheGodofFail
    TheGodofFail Male 13-17
    126 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    Zlatan: kinda like V
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  65. Profile photo of Bachi-Atari
    Bachi-Atari Male 18-29
    263 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 9:34 pm
    nigga`s gonna get himself shot
  66. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 9:49 pm
    COME ON!!! JUST PUT THE ROLL ON THE AND TOSS OUT THE TUBE! GESH!
  67. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    Oh God, I hope my kids don`t look like this... or my bathroom for that matter.

    GuardinGnome: HA!
  68. Profile photo of Locke357
    Locke357 Male 18-29
    128 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 10:52 pm
    When I see kids like this IRL, I have to make a conscious effort to stop myself from kicking their heads in.
  69. Profile photo of noxert323
    noxert323 Male 18-29
    226 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 11:18 pm
    He`s wearing a cookie monster hat.
    Can this be the D`aww of the day?
  70. Profile photo of Airclot0
    Airclot0 Male 13-17
    58 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 11:39 pm
    Stop hatin` yo, hes clearly gangsta`. If you don`t want him to bust a cap in yo ass, you betta start respectin`.
  71. Profile photo of Aceyblob
    Aceyblob Female 18-29
    91 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 12:42 am
    that`s just hardcore. Much love to this brotha B|
  72. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 1:06 am
    WORD TO YA MOTHER.
  73. Profile photo of Kingreggie
    Kingreggie Male 18-29
    154 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 2:08 am
    loled. loled until i vomited
  74. Profile photo of lisalezah
    lisalezah Female 18-29
    255 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 2:57 am
    What`s he meant to be symbolising?
  75. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 5:37 am
    "In the battle between man vs. food ... man won!"

    That`s what.

    8-) LJ
  76. Profile photo of ninjagrover
    ninjagrover Male 18-29
    35 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 6:13 am
    He just went down number two, and needed a new roll of toilet paper...
  77. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 8:08 am
    Mom must be proud
  78. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 9:13 am
    Mom ! I said bring me a Coke.
  79. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    741 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 9:49 am
    why does he look like a Boobah?
  80. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 10:44 am
    Gibbeh!
  81. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 11:28 am
    COOKIE MONSTER HAT FTW! :D
  82. Profile photo of Valex_Shade
    Valex_Shade Male 18-29
    76 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 11:34 am
    anyone else see kids like this and have the immediate urge to just punch them in the throat?
  83. Profile photo of TheiaRenown
    TheiaRenown Female 18-29
    426 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    @ Valex_Shade

    Yes, Yes I do.
  84. Profile photo of jhendrix
    jhendrix Male 30-39
    89 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    "anyone else see kids like this and have the immediate urge to just punch them in the throat?"

    I second that!!!! Sometimes child abuse can be a good thing.
  85. Profile photo of Some-Guy
    Some-Guy Male 18-29
    23 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    Little punk didn`t replace the toilet paper, kids today.
  86. Profile photo of Zerj
    Zerj Male 18-29
    118 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    Is that Gibby
  87. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    I want cheesy poofs yo! Gimme cheesy poofs bitch!
  88. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 12:21 am
    I dig that Cookies Monster Hat.
  89. Profile photo of liljerzy
    liljerzy Male 18-29
    66 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    his mom knocks on the door "mom not now im busy"
  90. Profile photo of ericka225
    ericka225 Female 18-29
    219 posts
    November 30, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    @Zerj lol thats exactly what i thought of i was just about to say it when i saw your comment lol go gibby
  91. Profile photo of boNeymiZz
    boNeymiZz Male 18-29
    237 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 8:44 am
    this is why the terrorist hate us
  92. Profile photo of charliew07
    charliew07 Male 13-17
    143 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    and no toilet paper either.
  93. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 5:14 am
    wow
  94. Profile photo of furryblob
    furryblob Male 18-29
    574 posts
    December 2, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    America`s new middile class urban idiots.
  95. Profile photo of wpgpeanut
    wpgpeanut Female 30-39
    11 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 7:17 am
    Give the kid some cookies already!
  96. Profile photo of Shillier
    Shillier Male 18-29
    260 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 2:29 am
    fat

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