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Date: 11/19/10 05:03 PM

53 Responses to Planet Of The Apes, Closer Than You Think [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Angel287
    Angel287 Female 13-17
    13 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    Link: Planet Of The Apes, Closer Than You Think - Forget about the Japanese robots, it`s the simians we have to worry about...
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    MisterG Male 30-39
    633 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    The future of the US army.
    This is just training. Next up will be .50 explosive rounds.
  3. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    Where`s your `no gun control` argument now, Charlton Heston???
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    imanironchef Female 18-29
    39 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    Im pretty sure its a dead monkey..... but still awesome!
  5. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    that would be awesome
  6. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    our time is up
  7. Profile photo of handeman77
    handeman77 Male 40-49
    240 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    Gorilla warfare?
  8. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    that is one of the scariest things i have ever seen.
  9. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    LMAO
  10. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    Gorilla warfare?
    *slow clap* That was pretty good.
  11. Profile photo of Pkletis
    Pkletis Male 18-29
    47 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    i guess it`s a good thing it doesn`t really know how to hold the gun. that scopes gonna mess that things face up if it pulls the trigger
  12. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    Wow, be afraid!
  13. Profile photo of Showman
    Showman Male 18-29
    51 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    Imagine, you are watching the monkeys at the zoo, then suddenly a monkey grabs a sniper, shoots your buddy and aims the gun at you...

  14. Profile photo of roxybee
    roxybee Female 18-29
    33 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    Honestly, what is going on here? I`m freakin` out. Who gave them guns?
  15. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    Holy sh*t.
    First cats!
    Then squirrels!
    Now monkeys!
  16. Profile photo of DrunkStepdad
    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 8:48 pm
    Great-just one more thing on my plate to worry about.
  17. Profile photo of r66tramp
    r66tramp Male 40-49
    674 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    Lionheart2 remembers,I know he must.
    "God Damn you all to hell"
    1968 Planet of the apes movie?
    I remember playing with those "ape toys" even long into the mid seventies. The TV series extended the life of the "original" motion picture film. I was five years old and I had JI JOE, Steve Austin and Dr. Cornelius...odd for a kid that grew up in a poor family...but that is another story.
  18. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    Call of Duty: Simian Warfare
  19. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 8:58 pm
    @r66tramp

    Yep, I remember the original, although I was only 2 when it first came out, but there was the TV series around my teen years. Hence my Charlton Heston reference, since he was the main astronaut in the original, AND he`s anti-anti-gun, AND here`s an ape with a gun.

    Damn dirty apes!
  20. Profile photo of YoungOola
    YoungOola Male 13-17
    325 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    B.C. Sniper
  21. Profile photo of r66tramp
    r66tramp Male 40-49
    674 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    Dating myself some more 2nite...awe why not, My Fav Heston flic would be Omega Man 1971. Not that it is Heston`s best, the actor DID do great performances in his younger years but Omega is a cult classic. Back to the subject, does anybody remember Dian Fossey?
  22. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 9:58 pm
    @r66tramp

    You DO realize they re-made `The Omega Man` a couple of years ago with Will Smith as `I am Legend` - that is, remade it and destroyed it utterly at the same time? Not a patch on the original movie.
  23. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    "Planet Of The Apes, Closer Than You Think"

    That is not an ape. No worries.
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    barrelmonkey Male 18-29
    135 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    dude this monkey gonna take a foo out the game 100 clicks OUT
  25. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 10:49 pm
    @Lionhart2: I Am Legend is a short story written in 1954 by Richard Matheson. Granted, the Will Smith film still raped it, but I just wanted you to know.
  26. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 10:59 pm
    My apologies, Omega Man was based off Matheson`s I Am Legend.
  27. Profile photo of r66tramp
    r66tramp Male 40-49
    674 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 11:10 pm
    msieg007 said "I Am Legend is a short story written in 1954 by Richard Matheson" Did you read it? That flick is a direct rip of the flic Omega Man(based upon Matheson)!!!! . I don`t think you watched them both, otherwise you would have never made that statement. Same freakin story dude! You gotta give it up to Omega Man and its screenplay cause it is a direct rip and "Tribute" to B Sagal`s take of the story!

    OMEGA MAN the movie was written from SAGL`S WORK! AND RETITLED. Same crap dude! The bottom line is Legend THE MOVIE is a direct rip of OMEGA MAN the movie`s script! Get it? Get a grip!
  28. Profile photo of r66tramp
    r66tramp Male 40-49
    674 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 11:17 pm
    This is the very reason I fear the future! No one gives a flying frick about the past that lead to where we are right now! Nobody...nobody cares nor will anybody educate themselves to reach a higher ground. Next you tube assignment; youtube search "Higherground" by Stevie Wonder!

    I wish you all the best and don`t forget me when you change my diapers when I`m like 90 years old.
  29. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 11:18 pm
    monkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
  30. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 12:19 am
    Calm down tramp, he made a little mistake and then apologised for it. Sometime or other, everyone on the planet (except me of course) makes a mistake...
  31. Profile photo of r66tramp
    r66tramp Male 40-49
    674 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 1:09 am
    I put out a real effort here 2nite. I put it on the line. I tried, I tried at G20, but that too went to poo here in Toronto; too many punk-ass-jerk-ass quick ideas with no history understanding behind it...I truly give up. You young feckers got to pick up the slack while my 40 year old ass puts itself back together again. I can`t do this every day year after year. It is killing me to not kill you! I wish our youth would SNAP in unison and say,"We`ve been screwed by your old bull system, now it is our turn" I wait for "them" to rise but at the vote turn out, here in Toronto, on the last election, all I saw was old people. How the frick can the future of politics hang in the hands of people who hold the future and do not not vote?
  32. Profile photo of r66tramp
    r66tramp Male 40-49
    674 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 1:14 am
    THE Youth/YOUNG PERSON vote is the most potent! Our young people have the strongest vote. I want to hear them...perhaps next time.
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    r66tramp Male 40-49
    674 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 1:26 am
    If this crap keeps up, Im gonna cross the border for the last time and settle once and for all in southern Texas, my fav place in the world. Austin...here I come. I miss the "Liberal-art" vibe I had down there. I think Austin is my destiny and for those who have never been there? Well there you have it. Imagine that! Coming from a Canadian! USA is a haven.
  34. Profile photo of danmw
    danmw Male 18-29
    32 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 3:43 am
    dead monkey positioned by soldiers just for laughs?
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 5:54 am
    r66tramp - that is one man in dire need of a blow job
  36. Profile photo of hatt730
    hatt730 Female 13-17
    7 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 5:54 am
    wtf
  37. Profile photo of putzco
    putzco Male 30-39
    213 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 7:02 am
    Don`t you just know that rifle is loaded with feces. Just got tired of throwing it I guess.
  38. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 7:20 am
    Lol unfortunatly i get the impression that the monkey is dead
  39. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 8:56 am
    Wow, that seems reckless.
  40. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 10:06 am
    it would be hilarious watching that monkey shoot that gun and having that scope go through it`s skull
  41. Profile photo of EricWRN
    EricWRN Male 30-39
    590 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 10:16 am
    WIN
  42. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    thatsnotanapeitsamonkey
  43. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    I wonder if he plays CoD?
  44. Profile photo of button_guy
    button_guy Male 18-29
    171 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    Whoever is responsible for this is like being the guy who screwed the monkey and spread AIDS. Just irresponsible.
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    Surelyucantb Male 30-39
    44 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    just imagine if right now, at this exact moment, you are what that dirty monkey has in its sights....
  46. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 8:17 am
    now if monkey only knew how to brace with the other arm so that they didn`t get the scope recoil shot back toward their eye.
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    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 8:19 am
    "If this crap keeps up, Im gonna cross the border for the last time and settle once and for all in southern Texas, my fav place in the world. Austin...here I come. I miss the "Liberal-art" vibe I had down there. I think Austin is my destiny and for those who have never been there? Well there you have it. Imagine that! Coming from a Canadian! USA is a haven."

    WHHYYYYY Austin?? T_T
    Austin is somewhere you go to visit, not to live. It`s been getting old, quick, going over there on a weekly basis. >.<
  48. Profile photo of Initzero
    Initzero Male 13-17
    31 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    Too bad thats not an ape!!!
  49. Profile photo of elderban99
    elderban99 Male 40-49
    180 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 9:50 am
    Proof that evolution exists...but it seems that it`s moving a little faster than we`d like it to.
  50. Profile photo of VascoV
    VascoV Male 30-39
    56 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 4:31 am
    It`s one of those those al quaeda monkeys Fox News warned us about
  51. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    Yea. That cant be good.
  52. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 6:55 pm
    Against the chimps!

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