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Date: 11/23/10 12:00 PM

62 Responses to NYC Woman Catches Man With Penis Out On Subway

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18853 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    Link: NYC Woman Catches Man With Penis Out On Subway - ``Then I see his penis out!``
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    busted!
  3. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    Man. What a buzz kill.
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    citizen_kane Male 18-29
    272 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    sooo was his penis out?
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    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    Frotteurers aren`t what they used to be...
  6. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    I cannot stand the weird tall iPhone video.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    I bet if he gets her alone and talks real smooth, he could hit that.
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    Axejst Male 30-39
    130 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    Friggin` prude. Lighten up. Why is she talking like a mix of valley/ghetto with Missouri Revival thrown in?
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    norgle Male 18-29
    255 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    She`s too loud and annoying. I hope he peed on her leg.
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    username3415 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    Can`t say I haven`t done that myself 0.o
  11. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    Damn feminist they can`t handle being rubbed on by a penis on the subway
  12. Profile photo of sking7
    sking7 Male 30-39
    117 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    This needs auto-tuned...
  13. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    busted a$$hole
  14. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    HA! That is so gross - good for her!
  15. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    I woulsd punch that ho in the face and take off running w/my Di*k in my hand!
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    Hey i know it`s ust a penis, but we all have good and bad days, right? O
  17. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    Good for her. I`d call his ass out on it too. I hate pricks (pun intended) like him.
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    She doesn`t understand what having a penis is like.
  19. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    @zombunny:

    Judging from your avatar, that`s about the only action you`d get.
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    XxSpitfirexX Female 18-29
    88 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    ahaha, if he wasn`t guilty he wouldn`t be shielding himself with his bag like that.

    but yeah, not cool. nobody wants to see subway penis.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    "I`m sorry officer... I didn`t know I wasn`t supposed to do that."
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    sometimes your dick just has to breathe. he wanted to say hi and hold her hand. that`s all.
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    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    I`m glad she was shouting about it. Him and dratheads like him need to get the message that sexual assault isn`t cool, yo.
  24. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    Also:
    Zombunny looks awesome.
  25. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    Successful troll is successful.
  26. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    Girl`s got guts. I`ve seen my fair share of subway schlong, I`ve mostly just run away.

    auburnjunky: Speaking of dicks... why you gotta be one?
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    chrunchy Male 30-39
    77 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    She doesn`t understand what having a penis is like.

    Yeah, you know it has to be let our for air once and a while otherwise it`ll die and fall off...
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    @dicksy:

    `cause sometimes it`s fun. 80% of the people here know I`m just stirring.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    Pervy
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    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    @splurbyburbl - nice Chappelle reference, I got a laugh out of that!
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    Good for her... That`s why I love my fellow native New Yorkers. We don`t take sh*t from ANYONE.
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    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    I wondered what Jeff Goldblum was up to after The Lost World.
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    Is there more to this? I`d like to see the conclusion :)
  34. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    This felt very new yorky. Both the dude with the penis out and the woman calling him on it.

    In Stockholm, people don`t even react if someone starts smoking in the subway. You know, besides staring. Of course, the dude was homeless and drunk, so me berating him wasn`t the smartest thing I`ve done, but still, I did it.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    "My plans are done for the night!" Yeah well she probably just had the highlight of her day anyway.
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    YoungOola Male 13-17
    325 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    Its there alright.
  37. Profile photo of missPWNAGE
    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    ugh... I`d have punched that f^ck3r in the face.
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    Boadicea Female 18-29
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    November 23, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    "I wondered what Jeff Goldblum was up to after The Lost World."

    lol.
  39. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    Maybe he just got confused and thought she was a TSA agent.
  40. Profile photo of evanbartlett
    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    Why do I get the feeling that she reacted exactly the way he wanted her to? He had a sly grin through the whole video, looked around him to see everyone looking at him, and didn`t have a hint of shame. I think this woman just set him up to do this over and over again. And I`m not entirely sure that she didn`t enjoy the attention. She surely extended the moment of attention out as long as she could...
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    Burni Male 18-29
    24 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    Hahaha...
    Police officer in the station: Maam`, can you fully describe the penis so we can be sure, that the description fits the suspect and we caught the right penis here...? :D hahaha
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    Burni Male 18-29
    24 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    Btw.... doesn`t she remind you of Sarah Silverman in some way?!?!
    Watch the end of this video:
    Sarah Silverman in School of Rock
  43. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    I`d say he needs a swift kick to the balls.
  44. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    He must be proud of it.
  45. Profile photo of memoryburner
    memoryburner Male 13-17
    132 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    hmm...so she is going to try to escort a man with his penis out to the police alone? sounds like a bad idea
  46. Profile photo of LakaiOrDie
    LakaiOrDie Male 18-29
    46 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    "Ahh this sh*ts goin` on u-tube, yo"... and it did
  47. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 10:17 pm
    "Can a guy not play pocket pool in peace anymore?..."
  48. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 11:12 pm
    What I think is funny, is if it were a man saying "NO! I`m going to escort you to the police station ma`am. I saw her vagina right there!" the people would laugh at him for being a skeez, and so would we.
  49. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 5:32 am
    his peen be seen.
  50. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 7:51 am
    what is her problem? Yeah, the guys a creep.
    so she has to make a huge scene?

    Hey guys? If a chick flashed her vag at you on the subway, would you go all mental about it?
  51. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 8:38 am
    Nope. I would say "Damn lady! Put that fish away!" and let it go.
  52. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 8:39 am
    Gerry1of1.

    First off, yes.

    Second, depends if she`s hot.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 9:47 am
    He works for the TSA, he can do whatever the hell he wants.
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    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    on the one hand i can understand her argument at the very beginning...but dang, she`s an annoying lil prissy b****! Her telling off skills are lacking.
  55. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    YEA GERRY Cuz girls are not perverts. That man is gross..
  56. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    THat was so short! in many ways!
  57. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 7:03 pm
    whats behind the bag??
  58. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    Lols her plans for the night are DONE
  59. Profile photo of Isafan
    Isafan Male 18-29
    243 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    @ Gerry

    Yes, she`d be raped immediately.
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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    jeez, she sounds like my elementary school teacher.
  61. Profile photo of mega_luis15
    mega_luis15 Male 18-29
    388 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 11:09 am
    i want to rape her face...in a good way.

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