New Toy Alert: The Divorce Barbie [Pic]

Submitted by: cobrakiller 6 years ago in Funny

Why divorce barbie is so damn expensive.
There are 41 comments:
Male 5,413
Wow haha XD
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Male 741
More like Ken and Barbie had been married for 4 or 5 years, in which time Barbie put on 200 pounds and did nothing all day but eat and buy things off QVC. Her constant complaining finally drove Ken into the big hairy arms of G.I. Joe, who recently got discharged from the Army and bought the old Victorian mansion down the street and turned it into a B & B. Barbie committed suicide a few years later.
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Male 1,164
swaywithme, you have far too much time on your hands.
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Female 3,696
More like Ken starts to have an affair with Skipper, Barbie`s younger, hotter sister. Torn up from the loss of love in her marriage- Barbie turns to Ken`s friend Brad. Discovering the affair, Ken divorces Barbie, who is rich from her various careers as a Doctor, a Lawyer, a Paratrooper and The President. Sadly, no prenup was signed and a broken, alone, barren Barbie (Brad skipped town after the money dried up) is forced to pay Ken alimony while he lives in her vacation home in sin with her sister. <=( Whomp whomp whooompp
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Male 1,196
not really funny
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Female 546
i loled
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Male 363
nope. not that funny or original
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Male 1,834
yea just ask hulk hogan, mel gibson, tiger woods and many many more lolz
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Female 1,101
Actually Barbie probably made more than Ken so she should have asked for a prenup...
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Male 2,893
Ken doesn`t even have any junk.....
What did she take?
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Male 214
@domisgood- haha :P burn..
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Male 757
lol, ken balls... im a slave to trends
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Female 1,264
Ken has no balls. He never had any.
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Male 244
She`s all wrinkly and old now...

Ken`s balls must be worth lots.
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Female 223
Ken has balls? That`s news to me O_O;
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Male 4,867
"That is such an old joke, wow!"

but like your mother...its still satisfying no matter how old it is.
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Male 1,505
Divorce is when Ken gets his balls back from Barbie.
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Male 25,416
That is such an old joke, wow!
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Male 7,611
pinksocks, im glad you your head is in the game. you saw passed the fluff and got to the heart of the matter.
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Male 58
pinksocks: Any father who has a job in an office automatically forgets his children`s birthdays. Haven`t you seen the films? It`s employment law or something
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Female 113
what kind of father would forget his young daughter`s birthday?!
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Male 47
"She got the gold mine and I got the shaft!"
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Male 1,629
i dont know i have been on both sides of the relationship i would prefer to maintain a house. it is much easier. though if both people have a job then it gets iffy
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Male 6
@dragosal:

Much more then they deserve?

Moreoften then not men are total dicks that let their wife take care of 95% of the household work, even if they both have jobs.
But good for you if your relationship is totally equal <-a rare thing!
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Female 61
DixxyRarr Ken has a smooth are so they probably divorced because he can`t give Barbie the slut the loving she so desperatley wants.
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Male 149
what is this? IAB is turning in to a playboy from 1987
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Female 2,674
He`s probably been bumping ugly plastic bits with Skipper behind Barbie`s back.
I hope she buys some botox with his monies... lord knows girlfriend needs it.
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Male 326
Why did Ken and Barbie get divorced?

Because Ken came in a different box.
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Male 1,629
yeah this may be an old joke but it tells a harsh truth. moreoften then not women get MUCH more then they deserve in the divorce. personally i will not get married because of this, my GF agrees that if we get to that "domestic" point we will divide things rightfully instead of a judge giving damn near everything plus a monthly check to the wife
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Male 1,629
@sidewyz8

now you know why
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Male 768
"But...Ken didn`t have balls O_O"

Now you know why.
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Male 3,915
i can`t wait till i get married and my gf takes all my sh*t....i can see it now....
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Female 9,475
"But...Ken didn`t have balls O_O"

Barbie found out about Ken`s former marriage before the divorce.
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Male 99
@sidewyz8

If Ken didn`t have balls... THEN WHO WAS PHONE???
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Female 7,866
I dunno- I found that bloody Ken got the lot. Marriage is too damn expensive, but I did keep my fingers- just.
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Male 15,510
Old joke is ooooooold
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Male 4,594
Yup, I can vouch for that being the stone-cold truth.
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Male 6,694
Why do the girls always get it all ?
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Male 38,480
Loved it CobraK!

I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again.
Why waste time getting married? Just find a bitch who hates you and buy her a house.
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Female 843
But...Ken didn`t have balls O_O
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Male 7,611
Link: New Toy Alert: The Divorce Barbie [Pic] [Rate Link] - Why divorce barbie is so damn expensive.
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