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Date: 11/09/10 06:00 AM

41 Responses to New Toy Alert: The Divorce Barbie [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 6:14 am
    Link: New Toy Alert: The Divorce Barbie - Why divorce barbie is so damn expensive.
  2. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:32 am
    But...Ken didn`t have balls O_O
  3. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36872 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:34 am
    Loved it CobraK!

    I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again.
    Why waste time getting married? Just find a bitch who hates you and buy her a house.
  4. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:34 am
    Why do the girls always get it all ?
  5. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:34 am
    Yup, I can vouch for that being the stone-cold truth.
  6. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:39 am
    Old joke is ooooooold
  7. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7619 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 8:00 am
    I dunno- I found that bloody Ken got the lot. Marriage is too damn expensive, but I did keep my fingers- just.
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    soaperguy29 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 8:01 am
    @sidewyz8

    If Ken didn`t have balls... THEN WHO WAS PHONE???
  9. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9261 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 8:05 am
    "But...Ken didn`t have balls O_O"

    Barbie found out about Ken`s former marriage before the divorce.
  10. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 8:08 am
    i can`t wait till i get married and my gf takes all my sh*t....i can see it now....
  11. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 8:09 am
    "But...Ken didn`t have balls O_O"

    Now you know why.
  12. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 8:12 am
    @sidewyz8

    now you know why
  13. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2010 at 8:15 am
    yeah this may be an old joke but it tells a harsh truth. moreoften then not women get MUCH more then they deserve in the divorce. personally i will not get married because of this, my GF agrees that if we get to that "domestic" point we will divide things rightfully instead of a judge giving damn near everything plus a monthly check to the wife
  14. Profile photo of Shaboobalah
    Shaboobalah Male 18-29
    326 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 8:24 am
    Why did Ken and Barbie get divorced?

    Because Ken came in a different box.
  15. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 8:27 am
    He`s probably been bumping ugly plastic bits with Skipper behind Barbie`s back.
    I hope she buys some botox with his monies... lord knows girlfriend needs it.
  16. Profile photo of JimboSlice
    JimboSlice Male 18-29
    149 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 8:53 am
    what is this? IAB is turning in to a playboy from 1987
  17. Profile photo of deadpulse
    deadpulse Female 18-29
    61 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:10 am
    DixxyRarr Ken has a smooth are so they probably divorced because he can`t give Barbie the slut the loving she so desperatley wants.
  18. Profile photo of Hilding
    Hilding Male 18-29
    6 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:12 am
    @dragosal:

    Much more then they deserve?

    Moreoften then not men are total dicks that let their wife take care of 95% of the household work, even if they both have jobs.
    But good for you if your relationship is totally equal <-a rare thing!
  19. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:22 am
    i dont know i have been on both sides of the relationship i would prefer to maintain a house. it is much easier. though if both people have a job then it gets iffy
  20. Profile photo of thephoenix27
    thephoenix27 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:25 am
    "She got the gold mine and I got the shaft!"
  21. Profile photo of pinksocks
    pinksocks Female 18-29
    113 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:53 am
    what kind of father would forget his young daughter`s birthday?!
  22. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 11:19 am
    pinksocks, im glad you your head is in the game. you saw passed the fluff and got to the heart of the matter.
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    mrbenn Male 30-39
    58 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 11:19 am
    pinksocks: Any father who has a job in an office automatically forgets his children`s birthdays. Haven`t you seen the films? It`s employment law or something
  24. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    That is such an old joke, wow!
  25. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    Divorce is when Ken gets his balls back from Barbie.
  26. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    "That is such an old joke, wow!"

    but like your mother...its still satisfying no matter how old it is.
  27. Profile photo of Arandanos
    Arandanos Female 18-29
    223 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    Ken has balls? That`s news to me O_O;
  28. Profile photo of W2
    W2 Male 13-17
    244 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    She`s all wrinkly and old now...

    Ken`s balls must be worth lots.
  29. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    Ken has no balls. He never had any.
  30. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    lol, ken balls... im a slave to trends
  31. Profile photo of j12araiza
    j12araiza Male 18-29
    214 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    @domisgood- haha :P burn..
  32. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    Ken doesn`t even have any junk.....
    What did she take?
  33. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    Actually Barbie probably made more than Ken so she should have asked for a prenup...
  34. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    yea just ask hulk hogan, mel gibson, tiger woods and many many more lolz
  35. Profile photo of Rheaonon
    Rheaonon Male 18-29
    363 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 2:03 am
    nope. not that funny or original
  36. Profile photo of pigsnout5
    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 7:11 am
    i loled
  37. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    not really funny
  38. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    More like Ken starts to have an affair with Skipper, Barbie`s younger, hotter sister. Torn up from the loss of love in her marriage- Barbie turns to Ken`s friend Brad. Discovering the affair, Ken divorces Barbie, who is rich from her various careers as a Doctor, a Lawyer, a Paratrooper and The President. Sadly, no prenup was signed and a broken, alone, barren Barbie (Brad skipped town after the money dried up) is forced to pay Ken alimony while he lives in her vacation home in sin with her sister. <=( Whomp whomp whooompp
  39. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 10:14 pm
    swaywithme, you have far too much time on your hands.
  40. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    741 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 4:48 am
    More like Ken and Barbie had been married for 4 or 5 years, in which time Barbie put on 200 pounds and did nothing all day but eat and buy things off QVC. Her constant complaining finally drove Ken into the big hairy arms of G.I. Joe, who recently got discharged from the Army and bought the old Victorian mansion down the street and turned it into a B & B. Barbie committed suicide a few years later.
  41. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 9:25 am
    Wow haha XD

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