Need Fast Cash Now? Get Into The Baby Game [Pic]

Submitted by: Kim... 6 years ago in Funny

There"s money in them thar babies.
There are 22 comments:
Female 437
Oh and i forgot to say All paid by the gov`t (well taxpayers!)
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Female 437
collegebound
Male, 18-29, Western US
310 Posts Thursday, November 04, 2010 4:16:44 PM
"i know people who are getting 3k a year for their adopted children...beat that..."

Ok easy as... Live in Australia!... As soon as you have a baby the Gov`t give you $5000, then as of 1/1/11 you will get paid maternity leave (if your a working parent up to i think its $520 per week)
if not who cares you can still claim the pension aprox $500 per week if your single, If your partnered then you can still claim up to $300 (aprox) per week!... oh and thats all tax free! Plus you get pretty much all medical treatment for the kiddies free, and most of your own.

Beat That!!...
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Male 999
dumb
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Female 243
Oh...
Well that`s interesting.
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Male 25,416
What!
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Male 6,693
@ Oystah
The one I recieved only had yellow stuff running from its nose and was bubbling from its mouth. I did recieve a full refund.
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Female 4,039
I had to send mine back - it had a crack in the bottom and was leaking.
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Female 70
Do I have to pay for postage and packaging or is that in the price?
Is there a colour option I can look at before I make my mind up about this?
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Male 1,834
wtf?
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Male 1,252
MY GAWD THATS HUGH lol my hero lol. nothing but playboy bunnies everywhere....(and apparently black market babies lol)
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Male 1,598
No handle with care stamped on the box... you`re looking for trouble :P
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Male 188
More money in the 18-19 yr old market.
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Male 602
Collegebound, I knew a girl on welfare with no job who got $800 a mo food allowance, subsidized housing, and a government provided cell phone, I`m betting that adds up to much more than 3k/yr.
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Female 301
the family farm...??
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Male 2,441
Haha this can`t be real
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Male 521
*Calls company*
"Ya hi, I`d like to make a complaint. Yes, the add clearly shows a fully assembled baby... but mine arrived today all in pieces. There was no mention of assembly required."
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Male 11,739
[quote]The baby doesnt look hispanic[/quote]

Or Japanese.
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Male 3,745
i know people who are getting 3k a year for their adopted children...beat that...
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Male 15,510
FAKE

The baby doesnt look hispanic
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Male 39,927

styrofoam packing is a choking hazard!

I use bubble wrap

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Male 532
Unfortunately, I ordered mine from the 1988 catalog and do to a postal mixup it just got here now. Anybody want to buy a blackmarket baby skeleton?
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Female 539
Link: Need Fast Cash Now? Get Into The Baby Game [Pic] [Rate Link] - There`s money in them thar babies.
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