Mom Punishes Son, Old-School Style [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

And you thought your mom was tough.
There are 60 comments:
Female 10
This is a cleansing ritual - nothing more.
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Male 1,461
Kid might have deserved it.
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Female 2
dirty mexicanz
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Male 5,413
That`s just a way of saying `clean your room`
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Female 259
I`m glad my family doesn`t do that.
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Female 80
sometimes they rub herbs or leaves over you too
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Male 770
i like how the mom has that gangsta look with the bandana
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Male 37,686
[quote]it`s a mexican ritual called "Limpia"[/quote]
Ah ha! I was right, again!
(waits for @almightybob1 and @davymid to come tell me I`m wrong...)
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Female 246
pitouee, pitouee
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Male 38,457
if that`s what she does when she likes you, what does she squirt on you when she doesn`t?

ewwww
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Male 1,021
cleansing ritual? After being cleansed, I would need a shower. No, two showers.
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Male 6,694
Take that ! Next time you will come home at a decent hour.
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Male 38,457
OmgZelda - Good for you on coming out about your Mexicanness. Very brave, just like the gay preacher. I hope you have a support group ... one that speaks spanish.
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Male 4,594
Looks like mom has been blowing donkeys in Tijuana for cash again.
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Male 1,299
MOUTH JIZZ!

`Nuff said.
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Male 16
The description is so far off..that is not a punishment but a cleansing ritual,religion bs all there is to it...punishment not even close?,change the title will ya.
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Male 101
That spit looks a bit too white.
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Male 91
ok? kinda looks like shes vomiting into his face
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Male 218
It`s tequila
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Male 639
can we remove the spam please?!?!? I`m drunk and i keep clicking on them. Its real dratin annoyin to click on a link and its bullshir
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Male 188
Dude, "Limpia" kinda props up the whole "ew its dirty down there, can`t we go to Hawaii Dad?!?" conversation in early summer.
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Male 498
eww
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Male 1,196
that looks suspiciously like my friend.
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Female 533
I instantly thought of Jimmy Fallons spit takes lol
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Male 364
Don`t much care what the ritual is...just know it isn`t for me!
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Male 12,138
[quote]OmgZelda, Can you be quieter about your proud Mexicanness? Keep the pride inside. Thanks.[/quote]
Yeah, she`s Canadian. Says so right there in her profile. She was quoting the person 3 posts previous.
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Male 153
OmgZelda,

Can you be quieter about your proud Mexicanness? Keep the pride inside. Thanks.
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Female 1,593
That`s not Santeria it`s a mexican ritual called "Limpia", that word means "Clean" in spanish and it`s made to clean the bad luck from the body. I`M MEXICAN AND PROUD BUT ASHAMED OF MY COUNTRY SITUATION!

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We`re happy for you?
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Male 1,378
Not as tough as a belt
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Female 1,264
This is the one thing that scares me about Santeria. A random stranger spitting rum all over me D:
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Male 7
That`s not Santeria it`s a mexican ritual called "Limpia", that word means "Clean" in spanish and it`s made to clean the bad luck from the body. I`M MEXICAN AND PROUD BUT ASHAMED OF MY COUNTRY SITUATION!
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Male 807
spit take take one! action!
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Male 2,748
im so confused... lol
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Male 2,893
Here, let me get that smudge off your cheek.
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Male 12,138
[quote]Wow.. this is Santeria dont any of you draters know ANYTHING about the occult or its practice? no? ok i guess im the only one rich off of spirits good, lets keep it that way [/quote]
Not gonna lie, I lol`d.
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Male 38,457
This is why you don`t wait until your mom takes a drink to inform her you want a sex change.
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Male 25,416
Wow, thats just old school style, impressive!
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Male 718
Wow.. this is Santeria dont any of you draters know ANYTHING about the occult or its practice? no? ok i guess im the only one rich off of spirits good, lets keep it that way
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Male 37,686
I somehow get the idea that religion is involved...
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Male 2,796
Son: "The Stewart Rally had 300K people!"

Mom: "AAYYYY MIHO!!! **SPEEEWWWWW**"
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Male 1,067
Is that Zach Braff?
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Male 4,867
i`m guessing that he dun goof`d
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Male 353
I think mom didn`t QUITE understand her sons request for a golden shower
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Female 3,696
"might be a bit early to call it, but

number696969 WINS"

Seconded!
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Male 10,855
@number696969

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Male 678
caps sorry
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Male 678
AND IT WAS THE BEST JOKE HER SON EVER TOLD. AND ALSO THE LAST.
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Female 2,674
number696969: Apology accepted.
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Male 38,457
might bea bit early to call it, but

number696969 WINS
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Male 27
Looks like Abed from Community..
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Female 3,696
@number696969

I laughed soo hard haha
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Female 3,696
...I love my mom <3 she almost never spits in my face and even then, it`s never with such velocity..
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Male 321
Harsh. Gotta love Tijuana...
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Male 258
I apologise in advance for this one. If he didn`t want it spat back in his face, he shouldn`t have emptied it in there in the first place.
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Male 1,625
It`s la bruja. Mexican healers/witchdoctors.
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Male 188
See this is why you should only do your business qualified sperm banks.
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Male 2,441
Hope that is water
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Male 15,510
Actually it looks more like a religious custom of some sort
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Male 2,034
No way, that`s just a competitive spit-take. The dude watching is the judge.
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Male 20,111
Link: Mom Punishes Son, Old-School Style [Pic] [Rate Link] - And you thought your mom was tough.
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