Maryland Man Attacks College Girl With..? [Pic]

Submitted by: psychosax 6 years ago in Weird
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One guess, I-A-B? What did this man attack an innocent college girl with? Remember, this is I-A-B so no rules apply...
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Male 5
chemical castration doesnt seem so harsh anymore
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Male 1,193
Used his DNA. I can only imagine them having to rub semen off her arm into a bag. Anyways, at my college you can`t go into library after certain time without college id and theres always a bunch of ppl and security
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Male 1,243
Must be a decent shot! Don`t kmow what she`s complaining about though, a nice bit of jizz does wonders for the skin ... so i`m told
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Male 3,076
HAHAHAHA XD @MaruDashi nice!!!
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Male 39,948
this happened in Silence of the Lambs. The goo got in Jody Foster`s hair! eww
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Male 145
Strangely, this is the second man arrested for this in MD this year. The other sick bastard was squirting it on women`s backs w/ a spray bottle as they left the grocery store.
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Female 1,356
Let`s go to the water cooler section! That sounds fun!
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Male 25,416
Shes in a sticky situation :)
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Male 406
This sick freak should get whatever he has coming to him, but that`s some pretty quick DNA testing when comparing to wrongly convicted death row inmates, which takes years and years! This Country has its priorities up its ass!
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Male 886
Most states have laws that make spitting on people, threating or throwing blood on people, or ejaculating on people assault if done without consent...like the context of this little news blurb.

It is typically considered assault.
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Male 876
As gross as this is, and I`m not arguing that it isn`t a crime in some fashion, is it really assault? I mean, did he really attack her?

By the way, nicely put MaruDashi.
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Male 226
second degree assault? wtf? Not that i know anything about crimes but... it could have been worse
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Male 3,915
really dude? for one....there`s porn like this....i promise you......and if ya got that....you should be responsible enough to leave it at that!
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Female 4,039
I walked by a bum once and didn`t put any money in his cup and he called me a b*tch and spat at me. The spit hit the back of my bare leg. I thought that was the worst thing ever. Now I know it could have been worse.
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Female 78
any guy who argues otherwise, as a male, what would you do if some guy did that to you? that`s right, we don`t want some random guy in the library`s nastiness on us any more than you do.
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Female 78
death penalty.
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Male 6,693
Thats nasty. I mean she didnt know the guy. Its not like it was her man. Just some strange person. If it was a hoe she woul be all " oh yea baby! "
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Male 39,948
Headline should read:

Guy grabs goo-gun- gushes on girls


buh-dum-bump!
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Male 120
hahaha.like in the first "jackass"movie, with the hair clippers, kinda, but way more perverted is the instant replay going through my head about this.
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Female 237
Guess she didnt see him cumming YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Male 176
Isn`t that called the Spiderman?
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Male 2,688
@Elriuhilu

I believe it stems from a prank in Japan where guys walk up to an unsuspecting girl and jizz on her face.
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Male 39,948
Was this an actuall attack?

Maybe it was an accidental shooting!!!!

buh-dum-bump!
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Male 1,360
He made it easy for DNA sample
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Male 275
isn`t there a website about this? Cumshot surprise?
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Male 371
The girl now know what it feels like to be a tissue
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Male 1,054
"its not enforced but there is a federal law prohibiting sodomy...go figure"

No. Struck down by the Supreme Court.
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Male 330
Yawn. Another drive by shooting.
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Female 474
some people just like to walk around masturbating, NBD. :P
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Female 1,283
First time I`ve ever heard of somebody deliberately using AIDS as a weapon.

@dooflotchie
There was a local news article about a 60-some year old woman attacking an officer with a dildo.
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Female 336
Oh jeez. And here I thought the answer was "a dildo". :-/
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Male 44
well maybe it might give they guy who played Grissom on CSI a job now, on trying to find this guy.
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Female 1,236
Spla-dow girl! That said, how nasty.
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Female 1,677
Cut it off. That`ll stop him.
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Female 2,674
Oh, also: asplosions ahoy!
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Female 2,674
Blech! Drive by ejaculation... That`s the worst.
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Male 2,893
Someone at my school was giving a dude head in the hallway.........
Everone was looking at them but they didn`t care.....
No f*cking joke.
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Male 1,882
Cut it off. For one, he can`t expose it if he doesn`t have it, and two, it eliminates this obviously flawed portion of the gene pool.
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Male 5,194
[quote]People these days are just waaaay too comfortable at school. Just the other day there were these kids making out on a bench in a hallway where lots of people were walking to their classes.[/quote]
So what happened??? MOAR! MOAR!
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Male 110
hahahahaha i dont even need to see a video to see how hilarious the video wouldve been hahahah i almost peeed myself i laugh so hard
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Male 335
Like that part in Silence of the Lambs?
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Male 15,510
Understanding sex FAIL
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Female 1,652
People these days are just waaaay too comfortable at school. Just the other day there were these kids making out on a bench in a hallway where lots of people were walking to their classes.
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Male 9,305
Ahh I said a fish.
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Male 806
gerry1of1

its not enforced but there is a federal law prohibiting sodomy...go figure
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Male 68
he problably got the idea of some crazy internet porn site. They have sites where guys run up to unsuspecting women and rub one off really quick or "finish" right onto the ladys face, back, side, where ever they can "get one off" on someone and then run. I dont know if they are real incidents or just set up ppl but theres alot of sick porn on the internet...rape fantasy and such.

My guess...this guy was into that kind of stuff and couldent contain himself...sick pervert i hope karma kicks him in the ass
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Male 7,834
SEAGULLEN!!
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Male 2,868
"I would consider "attack with semen" to be more of a rape, albeit an accidental one"

There was nothing accidental about this. I`m thinking this could be considered sexual assault, but I don`t know that for sure. And in regards to your question "who walks around in a public place while masturbating?" I pose the following question: "who goes around having sex with people who don`t want to have sex with them?" People do all kinds of weird drated-up things when it comes to sex.
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Male 39,948
so ... that`s illegal?
I mean there is an actual law agains spraying semon on people?

"You are under arrest for illegal seman spray, you have the right to remain silent. You have the right to moan and yell "oh god oh god" in the back of the squad car. You have the right to a condom. If you cannot afford a condom one will be provided for you. . . "
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Male 101
@bamfaber09, ahahaha, I actually was thinking the same thing :P
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Female 4,084
yes, ewwwww. but you have to hand it to him--no pun intended--as he was reported to have `quickly fled the scene`.
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Male 511
I was thinking some semen-filled condom nunchucks.
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Male 1,598
Who seriously walks around a public place while masturbating? And anyway, I would consider "attack with semen" to be more of a rape, albeit an accidental one. Is there a charge for that?
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Male 28
when i read this, i thought of Dave Chappelle`s comedy with the homeless guy on the bus.
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Male 219
Has anyone commended him on his timing? They should`ve put it in the paper as a drive-by though.
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Male 1,625
Ewwww....
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Female 122
Yea, when I think "attacked with semen" I think of someone purposely filling up a container with semen and then bludgeoning another person with that container, possibly spilling some out in the process.

Considering he fled the scene, it seems less like an attack and more like he was just some random guy beating off in a library when he stumbled upon a chick and then orgasmed. Could happen to anyone really...
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Female 2,120
Awww, I was going with dildo.
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Male 260
dammit! so close! i guessed penis.
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Male 205
Now I want to read about some guy attacking some woman with someone elses semen...
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Male 307
This is already a whole genre of Japanese porn, and it`s disturbing as hell, because some of it is real molestation. And nothing kills a boner as fast as seeing some angry, hurt, and crying.
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Male 29
WJZ? Seriously? How Ironic!
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Male 705
I guess this means my laptop can press charges...
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Male 258
Well atleast your day can`t get much worse than unexpected semen.
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Male 48
this is my riffle, this is my gun, this is for shooting this is for fun. though i think he got them mixed up
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Female 1,589
How did he "attack" her? He probably didn`t notice her (too "busy"), or just didn`t care if someone saw him. I don`t think you can be attacked or hurt from having someone cum on you. O_o Unless it gets in your eye or something...
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Male 787
Black man
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Female 838
WTF is wrong with people? My god...
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Female 688
he can walk and wank at the same time? wow.
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Male 975
That was the first time i lol`d at this site in awhile. Usually I get a chuckle, but OMG...WITH HIS OWN SEMEN!
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Male 353
Why didn`t she get out of the way? I guess she didn`t see him coming
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Female 3,001
so gross :/
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Male 5,194
Ewww....
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Male 207
Where I come from, that`s called `rape.`
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Male 541
Thats gross
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Male 242
The punishment should fit the crime.
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Male 206
what a jerk off
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Male 2,441
Hahahaha
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Male 1
And the call letters of the t.v. station reporting this news? WJZ. That`s right, W-jizz.
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Male 720
No rules on IAB eh? Let`s see how many of these get censored.
poo
Piss
mean person
drat
jerk
Motherdrater
Tits
I am a racist!
non-nice individual
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Male 121
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