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Date: 11/15/10 03:01 PM

81 Responses to Maryland Man Attacks College Girl With..? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of psychosax
    psychosax Male 18-29
    121 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    Link: Maryland Man Attacks College Girl With..? - One guess, I-A-B? What did this man attack an innocent college girl with? Remember, this is I-A-B so no rules apply...
  2. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    722 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    No rules on IAB eh? Let`s see how many of these get censored.
    poo
    Piss
    mean person
    drat
    jerk
    Motherdrater
    Tits
    I am a racist!
    non-nice individual
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    lcsoslc Male 30-39
    1 post
    November 15, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    And the call letters of the t.v. station reporting this news? WJZ. That`s right, W-jizz.
  4. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    Hahahaha
  5. Profile photo of DrunkStepdad
    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    what a jerk off
  6. Profile photo of Jats
    Jats Male 18-29
    242 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    The punishment should fit the crime.
  7. Profile photo of connor53
    connor53 Male 13-17
    207 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    Where I come from, that`s called `rape.`
  8. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    Ewww....
  9. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    so gross :/
  10. Profile photo of hoodafakizit
    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    Why didn`t she get out of the way? I guess she didn`t see him coming
  11. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    That was the first time i lol`d at this site in awhile. Usually I get a chuckle, but OMG...WITH HIS OWN SEMEN!
  12. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    he can walk and wank at the same time? wow.
  13. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    WTF is wrong with people? My god...
  14. Profile photo of VirtualParty
    VirtualParty Male 18-29
    787 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    Black man
  15. Profile photo of mylefto
    mylefto Male 18-29
    48 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    this is my riffle, this is my gun, this is for shooting this is for fun. though i think he got them mixed up
  16. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    How did he "attack" her? He probably didn`t notice her (too "busy"), or just didn`t care if someone saw him. I don`t think you can be attacked or hurt from having someone cum on you. O_o Unless it gets in your eye or something...
  17. Profile photo of TheTrees
    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    Well atleast your day can`t get much worse than unexpected semen.
  18. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    I guess this means my laptop can press charges...
  19. Profile photo of bigheadchuck
    bigheadchuck Male 30-39
    29 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    WJZ? Seriously? How Ironic!
  20. Profile photo of Djarum
    Djarum Male 18-29
    307 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    This is already a whole genre of Japanese porn, and it`s disturbing as hell, because some of it is real molestation. And nothing kills a boner as fast as seeing some angry, hurt, and crying.
  21. Profile photo of Delos
    Delos Male 18-29
    205 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    Now I want to read about some guy attacking some woman with someone elses semen...
  22. Profile photo of lyonartime
    lyonartime Male 18-29
    260 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    dammit! so close! i guessed penis.
  23. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    Awww, I was going with dildo.
  24. Profile photo of joanielspeak
    joanielspeak Female 18-29
    122 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    Yea, when I think "attacked with semen" I think of someone purposely filling up a container with semen and then bludgeoning another person with that container, possibly spilling some out in the process.

    Considering he fled the scene, it seems less like an attack and more like he was just some random guy beating off in a library when he stumbled upon a chick and then orgasmed. Could happen to anyone really...
  25. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    Ewwww....
  26. Profile photo of scoomanchoo
    scoomanchoo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    Has anyone commended him on his timing? They should`ve put it in the paper as a drive-by though.
  27. Profile photo of bamfaber09
    bamfaber09 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    when i read this, i thought of Dave Chappelle`s comedy with the homeless guy on the bus.
  28. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    Who seriously walks around a public place while masturbating? And anyway, I would consider "attack with semen" to be more of a rape, albeit an accidental one. Is there a charge for that?
  29. Profile photo of Trojan
    Trojan Male 18-29
    511 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    I was thinking some semen-filled condom nunchucks.
  30. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3770 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    yes, ewwwww. but you have to hand it to him--no pun intended--as he was reported to have `quickly fled the scene`.
  31. Profile photo of ZacWasHere
    ZacWasHere Male 18-29
    101 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    @bamfaber09, ahahaha, I actually was thinking the same thing :P
  32. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36180 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    so ... that`s illegal?
    I mean there is an actual law agains spraying semon on people?

    "You are under arrest for illegal seman spray, you have the right to remain silent. You have the right to moan and yell "oh god oh god" in the back of the squad car. You have the right to a condom. If you cannot afford a condom one will be provided for you. . . "
  33. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    "I would consider "attack with semen" to be more of a rape, albeit an accidental one"

    There was nothing accidental about this. I`m thinking this could be considered sexual assault, but I don`t know that for sure. And in regards to your question "who walks around in a public place while masturbating?" I pose the following question: "who goes around having sex with people who don`t want to have sex with them?" People do all kinds of weird drated-up things when it comes to sex.
  34. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    SEAGULLEN!!
  35. Profile photo of Nervchild
    Nervchild Male 18-29
    68 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    he problably got the idea of some crazy internet porn site. They have sites where guys run up to unsuspecting women and rub one off really quick or "finish" right onto the ladys face, back, side, where ever they can "get one off" on someone and then run. I dont know if they are real incidents or just set up ppl but theres alot of sick porn on the internet...rape fantasy and such.

    My guess...this guy was into that kind of stuff and couldent contain himself...sick pervert i hope karma kicks him in the ass
  36. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    gerry1of1

    its not enforced but there is a federal law prohibiting sodomy...go figure
  37. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    Ahh I said a fish.
  38. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    People these days are just waaaay too comfortable at school. Just the other day there were these kids making out on a bench in a hallway where lots of people were walking to their classes.
  39. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    Understanding sex FAIL
  40. Profile photo of verinon
    verinon Male 18-29
    335 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    Like that part in Silence of the Lambs?
  41. Profile photo of jeffums
    jeffums Male 13-17
    110 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    hahahahaha i dont even need to see a video to see how hilarious the video wouldve been hahahah i almost peeed myself i laugh so hard
  42. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    People these days are just waaaay too comfortable at school. Just the other day there were these kids making out on a bench in a hallway where lots of people were walking to their classes.
    So what happened??? MOAR! MOAR!
  43. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    Cut it off. For one, he can`t expose it if he doesn`t have it, and two, it eliminates this obviously flawed portion of the gene pool.
  44. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    Someone at my school was giving a dude head in the hallway.........
    Everone was looking at them but they didn`t care.....
    No f*cking joke.
  45. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    Blech! Drive by ejaculation... That`s the worst.
  46. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    Oh, also: asplosions ahoy!
  47. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    Cut it off. That`ll stop him.
  48. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    Spla-dow girl! That said, how nasty.
  49. Profile photo of frankthepost
    frankthepost Male 18-29
    44 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    well maybe it might give they guy who played Grissom on CSI a job now, on trying to find this guy.
  50. Profile photo of dooflotchie
    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    Oh jeez. And here I thought the answer was "a dildo". :-/
  51. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 10:04 pm
    First time I`ve ever heard of somebody deliberately using AIDS as a weapon.

    @dooflotchie
    There was a local news article about a 60-some year old woman attacking an officer with a dildo.
  52. Profile photo of XbigXmommaX
    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 11:04 pm
    some people just like to walk around masturbating, NBD. :P
  53. Profile photo of kcpd2050
    kcpd2050 Male 40-49
    330 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 11:48 pm
    Yawn. Another drive by shooting.
  54. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 11:51 pm
    "its not enforced but there is a federal law prohibiting sodomy...go figure"

    No. Struck down by the Supreme Court.
  55. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 11:55 pm
    The girl now know what it feels like to be a tissue
  56. Profile photo of Elriuhilu
    Elriuhilu Male 18-29
    275 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 12:40 am
    isn`t there a website about this? Cumshot surprise?
  57. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 2:34 am
    He made it easy for DNA sample
  58. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36180 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 5:00 am
    Was this an actuall attack?

    Maybe it was an accidental shooting!!!!

    buh-dum-bump!
  59. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 5:05 am
    @Elriuhilu

    I believe it stems from a prank in Japan where guys walk up to an unsuspecting girl and jizz on her face.
  60. Profile photo of Jayno
    Jayno Male 18-29
    176 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 5:38 am
    Isn`t that called the Spiderman?
  61. Profile photo of MaruDashi
    MaruDashi Female 18-29
    236 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 6:16 am
    Guess she didnt see him cumming YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH
  62. Profile photo of SlimPickins
    SlimPickins Male 18-29
    120 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 6:25 am
    hahaha.like in the first "jackass"movie, with the hair clippers, kinda, but way more perverted is the instant replay going through my head about this.
  63. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36180 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 6:27 am
    Headline should read:

    Guy grabs goo-gun- gushes on girls


    buh-dum-bump!
  64. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 7:18 am
    Thats nasty. I mean she didnt know the guy. Its not like it was her man. Just some strange person. If it was a hoe she woul be all " oh yea baby! "
  65. Profile photo of falloutchik
    falloutchik Female 18-29
    78 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 8:21 am
    death penalty.
  66. Profile photo of falloutchik
    falloutchik Female 18-29
    78 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 8:22 am
    any guy who argues otherwise, as a male, what would you do if some guy did that to you? that`s right, we don`t want some random guy in the library`s nastiness on us any more than you do.
  67. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 8:45 am
    I walked by a bum once and didn`t put any money in his cup and he called me a b*tch and spat at me. The spit hit the back of my bare leg. I thought that was the worst thing ever. Now I know it could have been worse.
  68. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 9:10 am
    really dude? for one....there`s porn like this....i promise you......and if ya got that....you should be responsible enough to leave it at that!
  69. Profile photo of shadowarrior
    shadowarrior Male 18-29
    226 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 9:33 am
    second degree assault? wtf? Not that i know anything about crimes but... it could have been worse
  70. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 9:49 am
    As gross as this is, and I`m not arguing that it isn`t a crime in some fashion, is it really assault? I mean, did he really attack her?

    By the way, nicely put MaruDashi.
  71. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 10:03 am
    Most states have laws that make spitting on people, threating or throwing blood on people, or ejaculating on people assault if done without consent...like the context of this little news blurb.

    It is typically considered assault.
  72. Profile photo of tobyvictory
    tobyvictory Male 70 & Over
    407 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 10:05 am
    This sick freak should get whatever he has coming to him, but that`s some pretty quick DNA testing when comparing to wrongly convicted death row inmates, which takes years and years! This Country has its priorities up its ass!
  73. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    Shes in a sticky situation :)
  74. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    Let`s go to the water cooler section! That sounds fun!
  75. Profile photo of JimmyRocks
    JimmyRocks Male 30-39
    145 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    Strangely, this is the second man arrested for this in MD this year. The other sick bastard was squirting it on women`s backs w/ a spray bottle as they left the grocery store.
  76. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36180 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 10:10 pm
    this happened in Silence of the Lambs. The goo got in Jody Foster`s hair! eww
  77. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 1:34 am
    HAHAHAHA XD @MaruDashi nice!!!
  78. Profile photo of spanerbulb
    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 11:58 am
    Must be a decent shot! Don`t kmow what she`s complaining about though, a nice bit of jizz does wonders for the skin ... so i`m told
  79. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    Used his DNA. I can only imagine them having to rub semen off her arm into a bag. Anyways, at my college you can`t go into library after certain time without college id and theres always a bunch of ppl and security
  80. Profile photo of schyzo
    schyzo Male 18-29
    5 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 7:46 am
    chemical castration doesnt seem so harsh anymore

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