Mark Zuckerberg Giving Out Candy Last Night [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

You know you"re financially well-off when you"re able to give full-size candy bars to the neighborhood kids on Halloween
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Male 5,413
The eyes!
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Male 162
What?! They`re not KING SIZE??
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Female 28
they`re not that expensive if you have a Costco or other warehouse club membership..
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Female 138
Aww that`s pretty sweet actually.
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Male 137
*turns back the clock 12 years and goes trick-or-treating again*
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Male 126
i was expecting to see a picture of the kid from the facebook movie...
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Male 211
@fivezones
I cannot agree more, kids nowadays have absolutely no manners their just fat, spoiled little brats as far as I`m concerned.
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Male 25,416
Wow, creepy!
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Male 14,331
Screw the candy bars I want his girlfriend!
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Male 629
I give out king-size candy bars. Every year we have a few more trick-or-treaters.
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Female 265
Sooo.. box of 50 small bars is about 10 bucks. We give out about five or so of those to each kid. So... A dollar a kid.

Big chocolate bars, 5 for 3.50. Less than a dollar a kid!

It is much cheaper :)
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Male 1,021
I gave out full sized bars about 3 years ago but since only about 2 kids bothered to say thank you I switched to cheap candy. I can afford full sized but a liitle manners would go a long way with me.
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Male 1,523
The biggest thing I got was fun-sized M&Ms. Darn lucky kids.
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Male 163
then again he is jewish after all lol
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Female 277
that`s generous...I got a few of those this year (think I`m the only one on here who still trick or treats)
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Female 9,572
I want a full sized candy bar, or even better yet, the giant candy bar. You know, not the king sized, but the stuff that`s five pounds and stuff like that.
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Male 237
Lets tax him at 99.99% of his income and give it to the government so they can give it out to all the people who don`t have as much money (after they take a good chunk for "handling fees")
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Male 628
i think thats a bit cheap, he could easily afford to give every kid a truck of chocolate
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Female 2,509
meh I give em out every year (this year I had four, FOUR trick-or-treaters!!!)
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Male 2,841
Who?
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Male 833
cmon the dudes rich as drat he should be givin out king sized candy bars
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Male 6,693
That is one rich dude. ( and yes. I wish he would pay off my house. )
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Male 361
hmmm,this one house when i was younger was giving out whole packs of haribo, went there twice of course :)
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Male 1,299
Is that the crazy asian girl he drated in a bathroom?
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Male 91
now im in the mood for a 3 muskateers
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Female 3,828
LOL @ shadowkin!! u cracked me up
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Male 59
I think most famous/rich people just get a servant to give stuff out, if they do at all.

Bill Gates(`s security guard) gives out king sized candy bars through a security window. Just like at a bank: candy goes in drawer, drawer comes out, you take candy, drawer goes back in.
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Male 5,314
who`s that
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Male 9,305
Sharing the wealth.
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Male 188
aaaaah.. ahhhh... shes is almost out of the kitchen.. almost

seriously.. our witches don`t wear flannel shirts round here
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Female 850
id tap that........
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Male 15,832
I always get small, cheap candy and vary the amount according to age and costume. A teenager with no costume and a Wal-mart sack gets one piece. An 8-year-old in a nice costume gets a handful. The costume doesn`t have to be expensive, but they at least have to make an effort.
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Male 577
There was a house in the neighborhood next to mine that gave out full size candy bars. The coolest thing in my neighborhood was a house that did a haunted house every year. Nobody goes trick or treating where I live. =(
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Male 480
we give out full-size candy bars, thanks to buying in bulk at sam`s club. We didnt buy enough though, because we had over 150 come this year.
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Male 2,688
We had a Pepsi employee in my neighborhood that handed out 20oz bottles of Pepsi product for Halloween... Was awesome...
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Female 2,761
there was one house in our (low scale) neighborhood who gave out full size candy bars.

I feel guilty now looking back on it because we would go home and change our costumes around or put on new ones and go back to that house over and over... :X

I should go there next year and give some back
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Female 1,236
We only give out full-size candy bars to kids with especially cool costumes. We get sh*tloads upon sh*tloeads of kids in my neiighborhood.
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Male 39,900
What`s he doing with Yoko Ono?
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Male 1,598
I like how he rolls
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Female 1,190
hah, thats nothing anyway, the kids lucky enough to get into chipper jones neighber hood came out with scooters from him one year...
I love the braves :)
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Male 928
Funny everyone I know with food stamps did the same...
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Female 2,674
"oh the facebook guy , twat"

HAHA! I just love a guy who knows how to use the word `twat`. Quite possibly my favorite vag-related insult. Twat. HA!
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Female 533
I remember my mom giving out full sized candy bars. I dont really see the big deal here...
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Male 5,189
Who?

..ha
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Female 2,761
Jealous!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 674
---- "... Bit of a dumb story to post here, and I wouldn`t argue with that, but come on, people. Don`t just post "Who?"... "

Way to come off as a douche over the internet. Most of us asked `who` because not only is this guy insignificant, but he`s an insignificant `billionaire`. Facebook is in no way an innovation worth being noted for.
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Female 3,696
I work at a grocery store so let`s try a little math ;)

Soo let`s say you get 200 kids are your house.

The average box of candy bars at my work are 15.79 and you get 16 in the pack so you would need 12.5-13 boxes

15.79
x 13
+ 12% HST (I`ll just use Canadian BC moneys- I don`t know whatch`all Americans gotta do)
equaalls...about $231 bucks...double it, so you know you`ll have enough and I`m pretty sure even this guy could afford it ;)



So that`s nice of him!...but call me when homeboy starts handing out $20`s for Halloween :D
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Male 7,378
I give out full sized candy bars... Mark Zuckerberg should be giving out gold bullion.
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Male 2,592
I`d should go trick or treating in the rich neighborhoods
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Female 612
We gave out full candy bars last year, but then we never have many trick-or-treaters and my dad ended up eating most of them. I just have to wonder how it feels to trick-or-treat from the famous. I think I`d just go out of town every Hallowe`en to prevent people from ogling me/my house and asking for autographs, if I were famous. Especially if I was famous and snobby.
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Male 1,815
He could afford to give every kid a goddamn car
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Male 269
"A spoiled nerd? More like a genius Feuyaer. Don`t tell me you don`t use facebook.."

I don`t use facebook. And I`m not lying, i really don`t use it. Why should I?
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Male 39,900
why is this newsworthy?
I did the same thing but in a costume.
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Male 495
We give out full candy bars to kids. Except only like four kids ever come so we get to keep like all of them.
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Male 2,441
A spoiled nerd? More like a genius Feuyaer. Don`t tell me you don`t use facebook..
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Male 639
So essentially this is just a picture of someone rich.
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Female 582
@offisapup

Instead of "who?", how about "who cares?"
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Male 12,138
vv Dammit offisapupp, I was just typing that.
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Male 12,138
To those asking "who"... he`s the guy who did Facebook. According to Forbes, he`s the youngest billionaire on earth and probably the youngest billionaire ever, in real terms.
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Male 4
To the people saying "Who?" or variants thereof, Mark Zuckerberg is the creator of Facebook, the youngest billionaire in the world, and the subject of a recently released and critically acclaimed movie called The Social Network. If you don`t know who he is, you don`t come across as superior. You just seem poorly informed, and seemingly incapable of using Google.

Bit of a dumb story to post here, and I wouldn`t argue with that, but come on, people. Don`t just post "Who?"
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Male 1,378
Who likes 3 musketeers?
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Male 56
You`re mad why? Nobody SHOULD know, because a spoiled nerd who made some website shouldn`t be a household name. I`m very glad people are saying "who?"
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Male 118
oh the facebook guy , twat
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Male 99
lmao nobody knows who the creator of facebook is.. or are you all just being dumb
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Male 15,510
Eating my left over candy as we speak
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Female 2,761
Do people really not know who he is?
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Male 1,195
So?
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Female 674
Who?
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Male 1,256
I was lucky enough to be raised in a relatively affluent area, and the bulk of my neighbors gave out king-size candy bars. For a few years, my next door neighbor gave out cans of coke and those big Hershey bars. Oh, memories...
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Female 1,190
okaaaay, the point of this is...?
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Male 42
Sorry.... who is this?
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Male 56
That man doesn`t deserve the gift of life.
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Male 20,903
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