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Date: 11/12/10 10:05 AM

58 Responses to Man Was Forced To Eat His Beard At Gunpoint

  1. Profile photo of WarPaint
    WarPaint Male 18-29
    9 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 10:09 am
    Link: Man Was Forced To Eat His Beard At Gunpoint - A Kentucky man says two ex-friends cut off his beard & forced him to eat it in a dispute over a tractor. Yee-haw!
  2. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 10:13 am
    From the looks of him, that`s probably the most fiber he`s gotten in one meal in his life.
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    rbt_food Male 18-29
    322 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 10:16 am
    i`m speechless...

    come on south, what are you doing down there?
  4. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 10:19 am
    mmmm Hair Pie!

    Here`s a photos of Hair Pie

  5. Profile photo of aquaman1227
    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 10:19 am
    Soooo fat!
  6. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 10:25 am
    1) Pretty sure meth had to be involved somehow. I had my suspicions when I read the title, but it was when he said "things just went haywire" that confirmed it.

    2) Early Cotton hat FTW.

    3) @OldOllie- lol, but hair has no dietary fiber.
  7. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 10:32 am
    It`s interesting to see how violence often corresponds to a lack of intelligence.
  8. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 10:42 am
    Kentucky? I guess it`s spreading from Florida...
  9. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 10:47 am
    Gerry1of1, I have a request. Please change your new avatar. It`s not working sorry.
  10. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 11:03 am
    Im with madest on the motion of the avatar
  11. Profile photo of macelaru
    macelaru Male 18-29
    25 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 11:06 am
    i second that request, all in favour?
  12. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 11:20 am
    What an iddy bitty mouth he has! How does he get all that food into that iddy bitty mouth?
  13. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 11:42 am
    madest - don`t be dissen` The HOFF
  14. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 11:43 am
    Maybe he had a little to much gravy in his beard.


    and on a side note..
    Gerry1of1`s new avatar.... For The WIN
  15. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 11:49 am
    Hair pie, huh? That`s a thing? *googles*

    No kidding! I`ll add that to my "names for vag" index.
  16. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 11:50 am
    a1butcher and gerry1of1, you know I love you both as my brothers, but the avatar, it`s painful. I have to go with the rest on this one.
  17. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    452 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    Who posted this? Yee-haw is a stereotypical cowboy phrase. I don`t believe Kentucky was ever a cowboy state.
  18. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    lol @ DixxyRarr - ahhh... youthfull innocence.

    It got the name Hair Pie because back in the 70`s women had loveley, `pie`-shaped wedges of `hair` down there. Little history for`ya.

    Now girls all waxed and look prepubecent.
  19. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    A1butcher, I`m with cat hating pmarren.. sheesh! You and Gerry get together to figure out a way do disgust everyone? Why not a steamy, heaping pile of poo?
  20. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    Madest ... you requested it


  21. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    "If we called the poe-leece" lol i love the south.
  22. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    Gerry: Keep rockin` that new avatar. I like it... but it`s hard for me to recognize you now. I`m all: who does this f*cktard think he is?! Oh wait, it`s Gerry. Ha.
  23. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    "Forced to eat beard"
  24. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    Bully!
  25. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    Why did we want this back during the civil war?
  26. Profile photo of Billy62
    Billy62 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    This is what happens, Larry. This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps.
  27. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    "everything just went haywire"?

    where did that saying even come from?

    btw....the second i saw "kentucky" i`m like......that makes sense
  28. Profile photo of scoomanchoo
    scoomanchoo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    It would`ve been way better if he had to eat it while it was still attached, I`d even brag about doing something like that :D
  29. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    Hmmm...He said "well one thing led to another".

    (Dueling Banjos playing in the background)

    "Looks like we got us a sow here, `stead of a boar."

    "You sure do got a pertty mouth. You`re gonna do some praying for me boy!"

    "Get up, boy. I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig."

    " Now let`s you just drop them pants."

    "Squeel like a pig!"
  30. Profile photo of raikun12
    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    this is so redneck I don`t even know where to begin....
  31. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    @ handys003 - you know that scene by heart?



  32. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    Here`s what the reporter must be thinking: "Get me out of this market. Get me out of this market. Get me out of this market. Get me out of this market."
  33. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    @Gerry1of1

    You betcha bubba! SquuuueeeEEELLLLLL! :-P
  34. Profile photo of Byrdman1525
    Byrdman1525 Male 13-17
    107 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    did anyone else notice his hat? lolololol
  35. Profile photo of Skillet89
    Skillet89 Male 18-29
    72 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    Reporter`s probably thinking: Fatass, fatass, fatass, FAT MAN WITH A SMALL MOUTH!
  36. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    Umm. Eating hair is not good for the old gut. Those 2 ex-friends are weird assh*les.
  37. Profile photo of boudicca013
    boudicca013 Female 18-29
    10 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    f#ck i hate my state....
  38. Profile photo of Trojan
    Trojan Male 18-29
    511 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    Is anyone surprised that this story comes out of Kentucky?
  39. Profile photo of junkaddy
    junkaddy Female 30-39
    261 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    Sucks, what he went through, but there are worse things they could have made him eat.
  40. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 10:38 pm
    I could have said something smartass about this guy, but I just loved his accent! He`s got some sick friends though....
  41. Profile photo of PoopNoodle
    PoopNoodle Male 40-49
    400 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 11:04 pm
    Did he say "Before I knowed it"?
  42. Profile photo of bryantm3
    bryantm3 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 12:51 am
    awww. i want to give this guy a hug.
  43. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 1:13 am
    Too many years of inbreeding makes some crazy people.
  44. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 2:27 am
    Yes he did say "before I knowed it".
    And did you notice the "southern style" on his cap?
  45. Profile photo of CallofKtulu
    CallofKtulu Male 18-29
    245 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 2:36 am
    This guy seemed cool and all but that can`t help me from busting out laughing every time I read the title "Man Was Forced To Eat His Beard At Gunpoint".
  46. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 2:37 am
    I had to check this wasn`t an Onion story.
  47. Profile photo of gherwrull
    gherwrull Male 30-39
    28 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 6:25 am
    don`t think you`d have to force very hard to get him to eat anything
  48. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 11:50 am
    "I believe in the law, I believe that justice has been served and(...)it will be after Tuesday".

    That is seriously the best quote ever.
    Also, I read "bread" and went into this expecting such. Too funny.
  49. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    The mug shots were so damn funny. They looked so dumbfounded.
  50. Profile photo of whyme73
    whyme73 Male 18-29
    469 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    Oh the humanity.
  51. Profile photo of Max_Normal
    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    I was just amazed that someone so fat had such a small mouth. You`d think he has to eat almost constantly to maintain that size. Probably can`t leave the vicinity of the fridge for more than a few minutes at a time.
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    ChickODee Female 18-29
    152 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    "Before I knowd it"
    "knowd it"
    "Knowd"
    ......
    WHUT?
  53. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    this is why im scared of rednecks
  54. Profile photo of vkdee
    vkdee Female 30-39
    59 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 1:44 am
    I guess he now has a big old hair ball in his gut. LOL
  55. Profile photo of boNeymiZz
    boNeymiZz Male 18-29
    237 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:56 am
    "one thing led to another and before I knowed it..." hahahaha thank you for reinforcing the stereotype.
  56. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    really thats the best they can thing about!
  57. Profile photo of Slicktorino
    Slicktorino Male 18-29
    87 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 8:01 am
    Eh, why be afraid! But thats BA. "What you in for?" "I force fed a man his own beard for trying to overcharge me for a lawnmower. drat with me."

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