Lost: Stolen Bassoon. Suspect: Some Dick [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Has anyone seen this kid"s bassoon? He has a pretty good idea of what type of person that stole it.
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Male 25,416
What a mild bother!
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Female 49
lyndssoccer, lol
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Female 463
THIS IS INCONVIENIENT! lol awesome
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Male 24
play it like you stole it...
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Male 532
Guy in a dark alley with a REALLY big trenchcoat:"Psst.. hey man, you wanna buy a bassoon? I gots what you need, bro. I got Oboe`s, Bassoons, Contrabassoons, you hurtin for a piccolo? Right here blood."
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Female 24
Don`t you hate when dicks break in your private areas?
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Female 803
Ah, 773. An area code I share. Too bad I`m not in Chicago right now :(
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Female 55
ooh 773! this is chicago!
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Female 488
That SUCKS. Those things cost a fortune, and everyone knows how crazy bassoonists are...
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Male 2,121
"THIS IS INCONVENIENT!" lol
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Male 66
it`s already been fashioned into a rudimentary bong
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Male 15,832
If I was trying to convince some dick to return my bassoon, I don`t think I`d start by calling him a dick, even if he is one.
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Female 3,598
man those things are EXPENSIVE. but i`d have to say that it is a piss poor human that steals an instrument. that`s like stealing someone`s puppy...
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Male 111
must be a bassoon napping rampage. a bassoon was stolen here too. Not the same area tho
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Male 290
HAHAHA!
when I saw it was a 773 number it all came together. only place in the world some stupid criminal, probably wearing a doo-rag, would steal your bassoon.
CHI-TOWN! REPRESENT!!!
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Female 498
Reminds me of a Bassoon player I know..
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Male 319
The mental image of an actual d ick stealing a bassoon is going to keep me entertained for at least the next 25 seconds. Anything to get the damn nose thing out of my mind.
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Male 15,510
A man and his bassoon
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Female 171
Sh*t like this WOULD happen out by me...
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Female 2,674
THIS IS INCONVENIENT! haha
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Male 6,694
A bassoon playing crack head.
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Male 3,462
Some dick stole his fagott!
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Male 400
That`s a Chicago number! Haha. Only in ChiTown
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Male 757
lol, bongsoon :P
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Female 40
bassoons start at 16k for some of the base models.

played one for 7 years ; ; Poor bassoon owner ; ;
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Male 190
bassoons are really expensive, this would suck
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Male 14,332
@Gerry1of1

Crap you read my mind! I bet they took it thinking it was a bong or as it will be now called a bongsoon.
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Male 705
That`s just bassoonery.
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Male 14
Somebody broke into my car last year and stole my bassoon, my guitar, and my ukulele. Sadly, I was the most distraught about the $100 uke. Bassoons are priceyyyyy though.
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Female 668
patchouly...i see what you did there. and i award you the internet. now take the rest of the day off,the law no longer applies to you. your government officals should understand
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Male 4,867
Find that mans bassoon people!!!
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Male 38,457
It`d make an awesome looking bong.
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Male 255
If he`d had an oboe, I`d blame the hobo with the dayglo afro at the alfresco disco
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Male 4,746
A buffoon stole his bassoon and now he`s going to croon like a loon to the moon, till June. Shame such a goon would take his bassoon. Probably took it to some dune. Looks like he won`t be getting any poon any time soon...
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Male 494
Must have been the least ambitious criminal in the world.
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Male 4,746
It was probably a buffoon who stole his bassoon.
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Female 13
Lol...

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Male 4,431
And might I add, my dick has never had a better-fitting protective sheath. Just sayin.

What, that`s not what he meant?
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Male 143
What is this world coming to!? People stealing other peoples Bassoons!!! Jesus!!
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Male 20,131
Link: Lost: Stolen Bassoon. Suspect: Some Dick [Pic] [Rate Link] - Has anyone seen this kid`s bassoon? He has a pretty good idea of what type of person that stole it.
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