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Date: 11/11/10 09:11 AM

40 Responses to Lost: Stolen Bassoon. Suspect: Some Dick [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 9:13 am
    Link: Lost: Stolen Bassoon. Suspect: Some Dick - Has anyone seen this kid`s bassoon? He has a pretty good idea of what type of person that stole it.
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    paradix Male 18-29
    143 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 9:18 am
    What is this world coming to!? People stealing other peoples Bassoons!!! Jesus!!
  3. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 9:18 am
    And might I add, my dick has never had a better-fitting protective sheath. Just sayin.

    What, that`s not what he meant?
  4. Profile photo of Ambo38
    Ambo38 Female 13-17
    13 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 9:21 am
    Lol...

  5. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 9:21 am
    It was probably a buffoon who stole his bassoon.
  6. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 9:24 am
    Must have been the least ambitious criminal in the world.
  7. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 9:26 am
    A buffoon stole his bassoon and now he`s going to croon like a loon to the moon, till June. Shame such a goon would take his bassoon. Probably took it to some dune. Looks like he won`t be getting any poon any time soon...
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    aikiman Male 40-49
    255 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 9:40 am
    If he`d had an oboe, I`d blame the hobo with the dayglo afro at the alfresco disco
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36213 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 9:45 am
    It`d make an awesome looking bong.
  10. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 9:47 am
    Find that mans bassoon people!!!
  11. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 9:47 am
    patchouly...i see what you did there. and i award you the internet. now take the rest of the day off,the law no longer applies to you. your government officals should understand
  12. Profile photo of FLGM
    FLGM Male 13-17
    14 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 9:48 am
    Somebody broke into my car last year and stole my bassoon, my guitar, and my ukulele. Sadly, I was the most distraught about the $100 uke. Bassoons are priceyyyyy though.
  13. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 9:49 am
    That`s just bassoonery.
  14. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 10:09 am
    @Gerry1of1

    Crap you read my mind! I bet they took it thinking it was a bong or as it will be now called a bongsoon.
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    repost Male 13-17
    190 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 10:19 am
    bassoons are really expensive, this would suck
  16. Profile photo of Zeluha
    Zeluha Female 18-29
    40 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 10:27 am
    bassoons start at 16k for some of the base models.

    played one for 7 years ; ; Poor bassoon owner ; ;
  17. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 10:38 am
    lol, bongsoon :P
  18. Profile photo of PoopNoodle
    PoopNoodle Male 40-49
    400 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 10:49 am
    That`s a Chicago number! Haha. Only in ChiTown
  19. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3149 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 11:49 am
    Some dick stole his fagott!
  20. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 11:49 am
    A bassoon playing crack head.
  21. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 11:52 am
    THIS IS INCONVENIENT! haha
  22. Profile photo of 70challenger
    70challenger Female 18-29
    171 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    Sh*t like this WOULD happen out by me...
  23. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    A man and his bassoon
  24. Profile photo of November_Rai
    November_Rai Male 30-39
    321 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    The mental image of an actual d ick stealing a bassoon is going to keep me entertained for at least the next 25 seconds. Anything to get the damn nose thing out of my mind.
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    3justme3 Female 18-29
    498 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    Reminds me of a Bassoon player I know..
  26. Profile photo of bongsmoka420
    bongsmoka420 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    HAHAHA!
    when I saw it was a 773 number it all came together. only place in the world some stupid criminal, probably wearing a doo-rag, would steal your bassoon.
    CHI-TOWN! REPRESENT!!!
  27. Profile photo of fabbatruffs
    fabbatruffs Male 18-29
    111 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    must be a bassoon napping rampage. a bassoon was stolen here too. Not the same area tho
  28. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    man those things are EXPENSIVE. but i`d have to say that it is a piss poor human that steals an instrument. that`s like stealing someone`s puppy...
  29. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    If I was trying to convince some dick to return my bassoon, I don`t think I`d start by calling him a dick, even if he is one.
  30. Profile photo of schvartzen
    schvartzen Male 18-29
    66 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 2:31 am
    it`s already been fashioned into a rudimentary bong
  31. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 9:35 am
    "THIS IS INCONVENIENT!" lol
  32. Profile photo of maneaterx3
    maneaterx3 Female 13-17
    488 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 10:07 am
    That SUCKS. Those things cost a fortune, and everyone knows how crazy bassoonists are...
  33. Profile photo of emily1494
    emily1494 Female 18-29
    55 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 10:32 am
    ooh 773! this is chicago!
  34. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 11:24 am
    Ah, 773. An area code I share. Too bad I`m not in Chicago right now :(
  35. Profile photo of lyndssoccer
    lyndssoccer Female 13-17
    24 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 11:25 am
    Don`t you hate when dicks break in your private areas?
  36. Profile photo of VAJENGA
    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    Guy in a dark alley with a REALLY big trenchcoat:"Psst.. hey man, you wanna buy a bassoon? I gots what you need, bro. I got Oboe`s, Bassoons, Contrabassoons, you hurtin for a piccolo? Right here blood."
  37. Profile photo of Smokey86
    Smokey86 Male 18-29
    24 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 7:47 am
    play it like you stole it...
  38. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 9:18 am
    THIS IS INCONVIENIENT! lol awesome
  39. Profile photo of Wired
    Wired Female 13-17
    49 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 1:04 am
    lyndssoccer, lol
  40. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    What a mild bother!

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