Lord Of The Rings [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Misc

Insert your clever "Lord of the Rings" pun here.
There are 83 comments:
Male 531
Luckily, that photographer didnt go any lower
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Male 5,413
WHOA O________O
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Male 87
They actually don`t die if they take the rings off. They proved that wrong.
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Male 210
Vimto called it...also note the number of Vimto`s posts.
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Male 65
The creepy part is his neck is not actually longer then normal, by adding rings it compresses their shoulders down making it appear they have extra long necks. His internal organs are probably all smashed together and his lungs don`t function as well as they could.

Also that pointy stick coming from his crotch is attached to his penis.
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Female 112
*off I SAWY OK!
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Female 112
If they take the rings of they break their necks and die.
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Male 494
How does he blow his nose?
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Male 2,861
Been passed down through the generations of `shoppers, each one adding a few more rings ...
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Male 3,076
WTF? how?
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Male 1,834
gross
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Female 351
it`s the Kayan Lahwi!!
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Female 110
that big carrot like thing in front of him is a traditional penis cover... worn on the dick like a hat
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Male 90
someone should has him for a long neck
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Male 496
Peen gourd!
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Male 77
nope.avi
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Male 3,745
"No, if you take the rings off, they`ll die from asphyxia. The neck muscles are stretched out and once they`re released, they`ll close in around the esophagus"

shouldnt that happen even with the rings on? the problem with taking the rings off would then mean that their head cant be supported by their necks due to not acually using them for holding up their heads...
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Male 48
Original linked to. Add to that the fact that the males don`t get ringed, it`s the females, and even without the original, it becomes apparent it`s shopped. sheesh.
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Male 6
Oh for god`s sake, of course it`s shopped. Original here.
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Female 171
dreaco- Thanks for the visual image on that...
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Male 583
not shopped mikeado you moronic moron
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Male 306
I thought only females do that.
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Male 2,159
This has been Phot- you know what, just enjoy the freaky picture.
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Female 99
I wonder if they put flexible rings on if he could give himself head?
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Male 6,694
There is no way !
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Male 784
Gaaaaaaaaaaandalf!
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Male 237
I want to fight him for money
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Male 566
one ring to rule them all,... and finally pop his head off
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Male 5,194
Shopped. Seriously. The rings don`t work like that, they push the clavicles down.
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Male 1,193
One for the dark lord on his dark throne
In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.
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Male 37
That guy definitely cant lick his elbow
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Male 420
i bet he could suck his own knob with that neck
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Male 712
No, if you take the rings off, they`ll die from asphyxia. The neck muscles are stretched out and once they`re released, they`ll close in around the esophagus
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Male 304
I read that if they take the rings of their necks snap.
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Female 3,696
I`m actually surprised that it`s a male in the picture- I thought only the women did it! It`s kind of amazing- but scaarry X_X
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Female 82
in their culture having the rings on their neck is considered beautiful even the women have to do it
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Male 417
GO SLINKY GO!
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Male 188
is that a weiner gord?
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Male 179
y`all know this is a shop, right?
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Female 114
gross
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Male 220
the horn is more interested to me
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Female 2
I wonder if he gets acid reflux.
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Male 2,402
Hmmm... How about a Padaung Hill woman for that Lord?
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Male 2,441
Wow, some of the tribes do crazy things. Watch a video on scarification if you want to see something screwed up
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Male 3,619
This is what happens when Lord of the Ring meets the Lord of the Flies.
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Male 225
IMAGINE IF I DO THIS TO MY JOHNNAY BOY O:
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Male 15,832
They`re not showing us the bottom half of the picture. He has even more rings around his schlong!
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Male 25,417
Stop thinking about his precious!
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Female 1,652
They`re taking the hobbits to Isengard!
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Male 4,431
Okay, so, you know how there`s the myth that most guys hope in vain to one day be able to perform fellatio upon themselves? Well, take this guy`s rings off and he could not only fellate himself, he could lick his own butt crack! Just sayin`. Oh, and fake.
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Male 2,893
Its Giraffe Man!!!
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Male 3,745
this isnt precious at all...

see i did it with 2 movies :D
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Male 40,291
Trez fake! They make their necks "longer" by pushing down the collarbone, but this guy`s torso is still proportionally OK, so fakery is involved.
Also pixels.
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Male 511
@dada maybe it`s a different tribe you moron
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Male 7,378
This picture would be a lot less intriguing if they hadn`t cropped the photo at his hips...
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Male 1,815
While it`s not true that neck rings are used exclusively by women, this is fake regardless.
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Male 39,543
See the hoop in his right hand? What you don`t see is his buddy behind the camera. They`re playing Ring-Toss and this guy is losing.
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Male 1,505
Those two black feathers make him look like some kind of drated up rabbit.
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Male 251
Looks like Krippendorf got hold of photoshop.
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Female 78
this is fake, only women wear neck-rings in those tribes.
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Male 3,915
resolution of the rings out-picture`s the resolution of the pic in general....
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Male 931
He`d be a deep-throat champion.
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Male 541
whats that light brown thing coming from his down there area :O someone has been in the sun wayyyy too long. lmao.
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Male 39,543
I`ve seen the giraffe people from Africa before.
And I`ve seen the penis sheef guys from the Amazon.
But I`ve never seen the two things combined.

Probably shopped but does it matter if it`s all real elements put together? I`m good with it.
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Male 4,393
damn how do sleep like that ?
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Male 1,357
rings are shopped :( Still, man loves the ring...
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Male 2,034
This can`t possibly be real.
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Male 4,807
My precious...and precious and precious and precious and precious and.... oh forget it.
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Female 3,001
@janus
win XD
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Male 133
Call me sick, but seeing that guy get beheaded by a swift sword swipe would probably make for some of the coolest footage ever.
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Female 293
@janus_games
pure awesome!
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Male 397
I thought only women did this, and his shoulders aren`t deformed enough to create such a long neck. Definitely fake.
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Female 94
one ring to rule them all....and in the darkness choke them
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Male 121
this is shopped, obviously. The practice of putting rings around your neck doesn`t actually make your neck longer. What it does is crush your shoulders together and down to make it LOOK like you have a longer neck.

kap-POW
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Male 169
That is creepy yet conveniently cropped.
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Male 294
Okay, sure...
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
Fourty for that one dude who likes them on his neck
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
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Male 1,598
Giraffe man
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Male 4,807
Worst case of ring around the collar ever recorded.
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Female 293
One ring to make him long...
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Female 676
I will take the ring to Mordor. And if I lose it, I`ve got spares.
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Male 39,543
hmmmm?

Would this stretch technique work on other parts of the body?

Just curious, of course. Not that I need to stretch anything.
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Male 15,510
Shopped shall we say
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Male 20,825
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