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Date: 11/08/10 03:29 PM

83 Responses to Lord Of The Rings [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    Link: Lord Of The Rings - Insert your clever `Lord of the Rings` pun here.
  2. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    Shopped shall we say
  3. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36195 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    hmmmm?

    Would this stretch technique work on other parts of the body?

    Just curious, of course. Not that I need to stretch anything.
  4. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    I will take the ring to Mordor. And if I lose it, I`ve got spares.
  5. Profile photo of raiin
    raiin Female 18-29
    293 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    One ring to make him long...
  6. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    Worst case of ring around the collar ever recorded.
  7. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    Giraffe man
  8. Profile photo of janus_games
    janus_games Male 18-29
    294 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    Okay, sure...
    Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
    Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
    Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
    Fourty for that one dude who likes them on his neck
    One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
    In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
    One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
    One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
  9. Profile photo of Joshyboy989
    Joshyboy989 Male 13-17
    169 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    That is creepy yet conveniently cropped.
  10. Profile photo of psychosax
    psychosax Male 18-29
    121 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    this is shopped, obviously. The practice of putting rings around your neck doesn`t actually make your neck longer. What it does is crush your shoulders together and down to make it LOOK like you have a longer neck.

    kap-POW
  11. Profile photo of okami23
    okami23 Female 13-17
    94 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    one ring to rule them all....and in the darkness choke them
  12. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    I thought only women did this, and his shoulders aren`t deformed enough to create such a long neck. Definitely fake.
  13. Profile photo of raiin
    raiin Female 18-29
    293 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    @janus_games
    pure awesome!
  14. Profile photo of WhoaHeyDude
    WhoaHeyDude Male 18-29
    133 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    Call me sick, but seeing that guy get beheaded by a swift sword swipe would probably make for some of the coolest footage ever.
  15. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    @janus
    win XD
  16. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    My precious...and precious and precious and precious and precious and.... oh forget it.
  17. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    This can`t possibly be real.
  18. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    rings are shopped :( Still, man loves the ring...
  19. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    damn how do sleep like that ?
  20. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36195 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    I`ve seen the giraffe people from Africa before.
    And I`ve seen the penis sheef guys from the Amazon.
    But I`ve never seen the two things combined.

    Probably shopped but does it matter if it`s all real elements put together? I`m good with it.
  21. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    He`d be a deep-throat champion.
  22. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    resolution of the rings out-picture`s the resolution of the pic in general....
  23. Profile photo of dada
    dada Female 18-29
    78 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    this is fake, only women wear neck-rings in those tribes.
  24. Profile photo of Slotherder
    Slotherder Male 30-39
    251 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    Looks like Krippendorf got hold of photoshop.
  25. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    Those two black feathers make him look like some kind of drated up rabbit.
  26. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36195 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    See the hoop in his right hand? What you don`t see is his buddy behind the camera. They`re playing Ring-Toss and this guy is losing.
  27. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    While it`s not true that neck rings are used exclusively by women, this is fake regardless.
  28. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    This picture would be a lot less intriguing if they hadn`t cropped the photo at his hips...
  29. Profile photo of Trojan
    Trojan Male 18-29
    511 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    @dada maybe it`s a different tribe you moron
  30. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    Trez fake! They make their necks "longer" by pushing down the collarbone, but this guy`s torso is still proportionally OK, so fakery is involved.
    Also pixels.
  31. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    this isnt precious at all...

    see i did it with 2 movies :D
  32. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    Its Giraffe Man!!!
  33. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    Okay, so, you know how there`s the myth that most guys hope in vain to one day be able to perform fellatio upon themselves? Well, take this guy`s rings off and he could not only fellate himself, he could lick his own butt crack! Just sayin`. Oh, and fake.
  34. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    They`re taking the hobbits to Isengard!
  35. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    Stop thinking about his precious!
  36. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 7:40 pm
    They`re not showing us the bottom half of the picture. He has even more rings around his schlong!
  37. Profile photo of lilsheep
    lilsheep Male 18-29
    225 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    IMAGINE IF I DO THIS TO MY JOHNNAY BOY O:
  38. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3147 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    This is what happens when Lord of the Ring meets the Lord of the Flies.
  39. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    Wow, some of the tribes do crazy things. Watch a video on scarification if you want to see something screwed up
  40. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    Hmmm... How about a Padaung Hill woman for that Lord?
  41. Profile photo of deshawn62
    deshawn62 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    I wonder if he gets acid reflux.
  42. Profile photo of 614188
    614188 Male 18-29
    220 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 9:14 pm
    the horn is more interested to me
  43. Profile photo of xXAmethystXx
    xXAmethystXx Female 18-29
    114 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    gross
  44. Profile photo of bryantm3
    bryantm3 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 9:54 pm
    y`all know this is a shop, right?
  45. Profile photo of Shadowkin
    Shadowkin Male 40-49
    188 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 10:29 pm
    is that a weiner gord?
  46. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 11:03 pm
    GO SLINKY GO!
  47. Profile photo of roin_16
    roin_16 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 11:16 pm
    in their culture having the rings on their neck is considered beautiful even the women have to do it
  48. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 11:34 pm
    I`m actually surprised that it`s a male in the picture- I thought only the women did it! It`s kind of amazing- but scaarry X_X
  49. Profile photo of TIMESWORDSMN
    TIMESWORDSMN Male 13-17
    304 posts
    November 8, 2010 at 11:46 pm
    I read that if they take the rings of their necks snap.
  50. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 12:38 am
    No, if you take the rings off, they`ll die from asphyxia. The neck muscles are stretched out and once they`re released, they`ll close in around the esophagus
  51. Profile photo of aussieguy29
    aussieguy29 Male 18-29
    422 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 1:07 am
    i bet he could suck his own knob with that neck
  52. Profile photo of bibinos
    bibinos Male 18-29
    37 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 1:37 am
    That guy definitely cant lick his elbow
  53. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 1:39 am
    One for the dark lord on his dark throne
    In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.
  54. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 2:06 am
    Shopped. Seriously. The rings don`t work like that, they push the clavicles down.
  55. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 5:24 am
    one ring to rule them all,... and finally pop his head off
  56. Profile photo of boNeymiZz
    boNeymiZz Male 18-29
    237 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 6:55 am
    I want to fight him for money
  57. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:09 am
    Gaaaaaaaaaaandalf!
  58. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:47 am
    There is no way !
  59. Profile photo of dreaco
    dreaco Female 18-29
    99 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:05 am
    I wonder if they put flexible rings on if he could give himself head?
  60. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 9:37 am
    This has been Phot- you know what, just enjoy the freaky picture.
  61. Profile photo of martinikene
    martinikene Male 18-29
    306 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 10:45 am
    I thought only females do that.
  62. Profile photo of kinky_afr0
    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 10:48 am
    not shopped mikeado you moronic moron
  63. Profile photo of 70challenger
    70challenger Female 18-29
    171 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 11:12 am
    dreaco- Thanks for the visual image on that...
  64. Profile photo of morannon
    morannon Male 30-39
    6 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 11:40 am
    Oh for god`s sake, of course it`s shopped. Original here.
  65. Profile photo of Naltoc
    Naltoc Male 18-29
    48 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    Original linked to. Add to that the fact that the males don`t get ringed, it`s the females, and even without the original, it becomes apparent it`s shopped. sheesh.
  66. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    "No, if you take the rings off, they`ll die from asphyxia. The neck muscles are stretched out and once they`re released, they`ll close in around the esophagus"

    shouldnt that happen even with the rings on? the problem with taking the rings off would then mean that their head cant be supported by their necks due to not acually using them for holding up their heads...
  67. Profile photo of R33MIX
    R33MIX Male 13-17
    77 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    nope.avi
  68. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    Peen gourd!
  69. Profile photo of kushking
    kushking Male 18-29
    90 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    someone should has him for a long neck
  70. Profile photo of BADOLDOG
    BADOLDOG Female 40-49
    108 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    that big carrot like thing in front of him is a traditional penis cover... worn on the dick like a hat
  71. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    it`s the Kayan Lahwi!!
  72. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 11:58 pm
    gross
  73. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 4:28 am
    WTF? how?
  74. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2852 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 7:25 am
    Been passed down through the generations of `shoppers, each one adding a few more rings ...
  75. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    How does he blow his nose?
  76. Profile photo of spyrocheeks
    spyrocheeks Female 13-17
    112 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    If they take the rings of they break their necks and die.
  77. Profile photo of spyrocheeks
    spyrocheeks Female 13-17
    112 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    *off I SAWY OK!
  78. Profile photo of nerocon
    nerocon Male 18-29
    65 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 5:50 am
    The creepy part is his neck is not actually longer then normal, by adding rings it compresses their shoulders down making it appear they have extra long necks. His internal organs are probably all smashed together and his lungs don`t function as well as they could.

    Also that pointy stick coming from his crotch is attached to his penis.
  79. Profile photo of mackin
    mackin Male 30-39
    210 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 12:36 am
    Vimto called it...also note the number of Vimto`s posts.
  80. Profile photo of Slicktorino
    Slicktorino Male 18-29
    87 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 9:46 am
    They actually don`t die if they take the rings off. They proved that wrong.
  81. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 9:45 am
    WHOA O________O
  82. Profile photo of popsiclemyk
    popsiclemyk Male 13-17
    531 posts
    January 16, 2011 at 1:21 pm
    Luckily, that photographer didnt go any lower

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