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136 Responses to Kid Says He Met God And Jesus In Heaven

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    November 18, 2010 at 8:15 am
    Link: Kid Says He Met God And Jesus In Heaven - Oh boy, this is not going to be good for anyone...
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    Axejst Male 30-39
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    November 18, 2010 at 8:33 am
    Oh FFS. Here we go.
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    hardyhar1088 Male 13-17
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    November 18, 2010 at 8:40 am
    Brace yourselves people for the religious flame war of the century!
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 8:41 am
    I agree with the guy, I mean out body experiences happen all the time and they are real but his description of God and Jesus, not believe it much
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    November 18, 2010 at 8:43 am
    The kid did not say God was obese, He said that God was huge and that the world could fit in his hands.

    This `young turks` guy is either a clown or an asshat.
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    maniacalg Male 40-49
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    November 18, 2010 at 8:44 am
    Can you say "Schizophrenia"?
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    November 18, 2010 at 8:46 am
    Why didn`t he stay ?
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    Isobel Female 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 8:47 am
    This made me laugh! =P
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    KidGixxer Male 30-39
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    November 18, 2010 at 8:48 am
    He knew mom was chatting and day was praying because that`s more then likely what they always do.
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    zombunny Female 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 8:48 am
    The kid`s responses don`t sound genuine to me. Sounds like lines he was fed by adults. I`m not saying they deliberately told him to lie, but it could be that they put these ideas into his head, and as a child, he may really believe this happened. I don`t buy it.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    November 18, 2010 at 8:48 am
    maniacalg: Schizophrenics hear voices, They don`t have out-of-body experiences on operating tables.

    Pick up a book on Psychology, Or at the very least read an article on wikipedia before commenting on the subject.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 8:49 am
    Saw Jesus & Heaven, eh, kiddo? Well I saw Daffy Duck blowin` Bigfoot in the middle of Times Square.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    November 18, 2010 at 8:51 am
    Pooptart19: Did you know Disney just opened a store in Times Sq. just the other day ? You may have seen Donald Duck, But I doubt you seen bigfoot unless you were high.
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    GRadde Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 8:54 am
    Dude. If there is a God, which I believe there to be, I don`t think he would be in a human form in his natural state, whatever that may mean. But wouldn`t he be able to take the shape of a human? Also, I doubt the kid meant "obese" when he said "huge". There`s a huge difference.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 8:56 am
    i have doubts, but i guess anythings possible. I personally am not a believer in jesus and thank that at least that part and the part about god may be fabricated. it could also be possible that its all fabricated and they are using this poor kid to push their beliefs/agenda.
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    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 8:56 am
    Personal testimony of any event is not evidence to convince other people of the validity of your claims. There are lots of explanations for what happened here that don`t include supernatural events.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 8:57 am
    Pooptart19: Did you know Disney just opened a store in Times Sq. just the other day ? You may have seen Donald Duck, But I doubt you seen bigfoot unless you were high.
    Hey Crakr, I found a pic of you.
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    yanging Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 8:59 am
    He can fit the whole world in his hands? Wow. I wonder where he got that from.

    This makes me gag. How narcissistic. "When you get to heaven, it will be the young version of you"

    Gretchen: "Well I love to hear that!"

    None of this is true.
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    MyJobSucks Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 8:59 am
    Shouldn`t the caption really say "Kid and his dad are big liars"?
    I mean, come on.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:02 am
    What a crock of bullsh*t.
  21. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:03 am
    Pooptart: And I found one of you too.

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    Wiggle1111 Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:04 am
    1. Bullpoo
    2. I had a similar experience, but apparently the LSD makes it invalid.
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    iCart Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:06 am
    Balloon boy, anonyone?
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    chimmeychang Male 30-39
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:08 am
    No way!!! A 4 year old went to heaven and met God and Jesus! Hallelujah!!! Well, I guess my years of skepticism were all for naught. Better hightail it to church.... wait, he didn`t say whether God was catholic, protestant, evangelical, mormom, baptist, or other... screw it, im stayin home
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:18 am
    Haha! Are you kidding me?
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:22 am
    Pooptart: And I found one of you too.
    lol Crakr, I knew you would post a pic as a response. I actually love that part in Zoolander.
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    BoredBetti Female 40-49
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:22 am
    I doubt there were many blue-eyed Armenians 2000 years ago.
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    Webz Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:29 am
    "If God exists and if Jesus exists they`re not going to be in the form of human beings"

    I ain`t trying to start flamewars but I would like to point out that Christians believe both God and Jesus ARE in the form of human beings. With God, maybe not exactly like us, but the Bible says we were created "in his image", and with Jesus, he WAS a human on earth and Christians believe he will still look like that in heaven.

    Just sayin` yo!
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:33 am
    so wait, christians, are god and jesus the same person or not? if they are, they shouldnt be separate in heaven.
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    Sarph Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:34 am
    Actually I was slightly annoyed when the commentator guy was frustrated that God and Jesus would be in human form. Why the heck not?

    I mean if I could walk on water and make particles out of literally nothing, I would probably turn myself into a giant balloon squid wearing a yellow partyhat with pink spots on, but the brilliance of it is that they aren`t.

    That got to be proof of Gods existence, the fact that he is in human form. Yes, fact. No Jimmy, you can not have lemon cake until AFTER we`ve been to church. Yes Jimmy, if the preacher wants to have private "lessons" with you, he can. He is the priest. No Jimmy, if you don`t shut your filthy little mouth I`ll have to take out the belt. BEHAVE OR BY THE LORD I WILL SMITE YOU!

    That`s right Jimmy, everything you`re reading in this book is true. Except those parts, they`re meant to be interpreted in this way. Those other parts are meant literally though. I know because I read the damn book, now read!
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    Stonardsftw Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:34 am
    I had an appendectomy about a year ago, and I had some crazy ass hallucinations when awaking. First thing I did was take my pants off and check to make sure my junk was still intact, then grabbing at the nurses and my Mother`s faces. After about an hour of some crazy poo I barely remember, they said I was released from the hospital.
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    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:35 am
    Meh.

    Either way I don`t really care. I kind of wish this wasn`t such a heavy topic and constant conversation starter as it is.
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    Bubbarider66 Male 70 & Over
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:35 am
    For those that think the child and his father are lying, Prove it. Most psychics and those that have a Near-Death experience, ascribe to the kind of afterlife the boy describes, with a difference. Each of us is tainted by the experiences we have on this side of the veil, so when we cross over we tend to carry that with us or a while, until we realize that the afterlife is where we are from in the first place. We chose to be born (several times, in fact) either to learn something we couldn`t find out on the other side, or to teach something we know to someone who doesn`t, and so that we could become better citizens of the Universe. Think of it this way, "We are a part of god, and god is a part of us". As for the images the boy saw, he was only four. Of course it was all going to be lollipops and ice cream.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:39 am
    "With God, maybe not exactly like us, but the Bible says we were created "in his image", "

    Whenever I see "in his image" I think of my own characters and how I made them in "my image", I make them how I -want- them to be. 90% of the time they are never human like me. I put a bit of myself into them, especially Nidonemo, but they are rarely human like me.
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:39 am
    Balloon Boy for sure. I gagged when he described Jesus... it sounded like he was describing a hero from a romance novel. Rough, but kind face, eyes like a sea after a storm, a strong jaw line and a devilish grin.... barf.
  36. Profile photo of Stonardsftw
    Stonardsftw Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:39 am
    "For those that think the child and his father are lying, Prove it. Most psychics and those that have a Near-Death experience, ascribe to the kind of afterlife the boy describes, with a difference. Each of us is tainted by the experiences we have on this side of the veil, so when we cross over we tend to carry that with us or a while, until we realize that the afterlife is where we are from in the first place. We chose to be born (several times, in fact) either to learn something we couldn`t find out on the other side, or to teach something we know to someone who doesn`t, and so that we could become better citizens of the Universe. Think of it this way, "We are a part of god, and god is a part of us". As for the images the boy saw, he was only four. Of course it was all going to be lollipops and ice cream.
    "

    Can`t prove anything, but it`s far more likely he`s lying. He gave details about what Jesus/God looked like. I mean really, blue eyes? Extraneous d
  37. Profile photo of unmercyfuldu
    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:40 am
    @Bubbarider66

    Prove any of the nonsense you just rambled on about. The proof of burden does not lie with us to disprove it but for them to prove their claims.

    Unicorns make me french toast every morning for breakfast. Prove me wrong!
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    Stonardsftw Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:41 am
    Damn you 1000 maximum characters. Anyhow, extraneous detail is one of the first signs of a lie.
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    nawkshis Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:41 am
    "BoredBetti: I doubt there were many blue-eyed Armenians 2000 years ago."

    where the hell did this come from?
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    Fealiks Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:46 am
    "If God exists and if Jesus exists, they`re not going to be in the form of human beings"

    He says this as if it`s obvious. Why would he assume this to be the case? What possible evidence could he have for this? This is why people should be educated in critical thinking and logic; according to occam`s razor, the theory which makes the fewest new (unproved) assertions is usually the correct one. In order to believe that this child went to heaven, you would have to make hundreds more assertions than you`d have to make if you were to give a rational explanation. The same with what the host said; he`s asserting that God and Jesus aren`t "in the form of human beings" with absolutely no logical reason (beyond opinion) to say so, meaning that it`s probably incorrect.
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    WolfStar Female 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:47 am
    If some random kid from an isolated jungle tribe had a near death experience and saw the Christian God and a blue-eyed, smiling Jesus in a heaven full of young people then I might be less sceptical.
    I have dreams about things that are relevant in my day to day life too, so it`s not all that surprising to me that a Christian kid from a Christian family would happen to hallucinate about the Christian God. It proves nothing.
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    elderban99 Male 40-49
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:48 am
    Scientists have proven that the brain has a built in function that deals with death. So, those that believe in God will see God, those that miss their relatives will see their relatives. This has also been reported in people that are cognitive but near death. It`s like a dream state, except you`re dying.
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    bataleon27 Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:50 am
    LOL. I wonder where he got most of that from... `He`s got the whole world in his hands, he`s got the whole world in his hands.....`
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:50 am
    i call balloon boy
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    Emozin Female 13-17
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:50 am
    I don`t believe in any of it or religion in general, but doesn`t the bible or something say that God created humans in his image? So the guy in the video saying that God wouldn`t look like a human would be wrong.
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    Stonardsftw Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:51 am
    "If some random kid from an isolated jungle tribe had a near death experience and saw the Christian God and a blue-eyed, smiling Jesus in a heaven full of young people then I might be less sceptical.
    I have dreams about things that are relevant in my day to day life too, so it`s not all that surprising to me that a Christian kid from a Christian family would happen to hallucinate about the Christian God. It proves nothing."

    Another good point. This kid`s little experience should be put in the same category as alien abduction. Being that out of body experiences are hallucinations that are influenced by experiences, much like hallucinations.
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    Stonardsftw Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:54 am
    And by the same category, I mean either a publicity stunt/lie, or a hallucination.
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:54 am
    How come no one sees hell when they have a near death experience? If it exists, that`s where we`re all going anyway.
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    Stonardsftw Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:56 am
    "How come no one sees hell when they have a near death experience? If it exists, that`s where we`re all going anyway."

    Because that`s not what people want to see.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:57 am
    Actually, Satan wrote the bible knowing full an dwell the fickle nature of humans. Satan knew we would become dumb and crazy with organized religion, create wars and death in its wake, etc.

    Prove me wrong.

    LOL I like this game!!
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    prettymaryk Female 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:59 am
    Fox News. Lol.
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    Stonardsftw Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 9:59 am
    "Actually, Satan wrote the bible knowing full an dwell the fickle nature of humans. Satan knew we would become dumb and crazy with organized religion, create wars and death in its wake, etc.

    Prove me wrong.

    LOL I like this game!!"
    Can I play too?

    All of our lives are meaningless, because it`s a dream. And we`ll wake up and be like "Oh wow, that was a real weird dream".

    Prove me wrong.
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    canusuck Male 30-39
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    November 18, 2010 at 10:00 am
    Well, this morning my cat`s breath smelled like cat food
  54. Profile photo of Stonardsftw
    Stonardsftw Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 10:02 am
    "He says this as if it`s obvious. Why would he assume this to be the case? What possible evidence could he have for this? This is why people should be educated in critical thinking and logic; according to occam`s razor, the theory which makes the fewest new (unproved) assertions is usually the correct one. In order to believe that this child went to heaven, you would have to make hundreds more assertions than you`d have to make if you were to give a rational explanation. The same with what the host said; he`s asserting that God and Jesus aren`t "in the form of human beings" with absolutely no logical reason (beyond opinion) to say so, meaning that it`s probably incorrect. "

    Religion itself, while not lacking logical reason (control), the teachings themselves are pretty wild assertions with little to no proof.
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    Jayno Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 10:04 am
    So what about all the Muslim and Jewish near death experiences that show their dietys? Should we take them all as true or all as false? Or only the Christian ones as true?
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 10:04 am
    @msieg007 there are a few near death experiences of hell they aren`t pretty but not what you`d expect. Personally i dont see the point in making a place where you live in misery and pain the original hell was supposed to be simply the absence of god the church added flames and pitchforks. its sad sad tradition.
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 10:06 am
    if he managed to see god the god if drating tiny
    VY Canis Majoris is 1900-2000 times bigger then our sun and "god" could only hold earth or our solar system in his hands -.- don`t think so. what the kid saw was what we call tripping balls it`s a funny thing but it`s nothing special in fact it`s not even legal in public that`s why you don`t hear about the amazing "Pink elephant riding monkey"
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    lololeela Female 30-39
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    November 18, 2010 at 10:06 am
    "...doesn`t the bible or something say that God created humans in his image? So the guy in the video saying that God wouldn`t look like a human would be wrong."

    Interesting point, but let`s delve into it a little more deeply. Why would God need eyes? Why would he need arms and legs, a diaphragm, or a penis? Is there a Mrs. God?

    All of our body parts have practical, biological functions. We need them in order to survive and reproduce. God would have absolutely no need of a body whatsoever, so it`s rediculous to say that we`re made in his physical image.
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    Skabashas Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 10:15 am
    "And a smile that lit up the heavens"

    Really? You`re going to use a cliche line like that!? Nice try chief.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    November 18, 2010 at 10:19 am
    **Raises hand**

    I umm... I was abducted by aliens. Yup, anal probe and all...

    Prove me wrong.
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    TalcumX Male 50-59
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    November 18, 2010 at 10:32 am
    i saw jesus once. he was at a 7-11 buying a six pack of sam adams and a box of condoms
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    Sarph Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 10:33 am
    I can prove you wrong Splurbrly. It wasn`t an anal probe.

    Yeah, I think I said enough.
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    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 10:33 am
    Yeah, I met satan... He has the best liquor. PERIOD.
  64. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
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    November 18, 2010 at 10:34 am
    when i saw god, he was stuck in traffic on i-95 and boy did he look pissed
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    TalcumX Male 50-59
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    November 18, 2010 at 10:38 am
    i had a near death experiance too, he was in a movie theatre right in front of me and would`nt take that f*cking hood off
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    Invalok Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 10:39 am
    Occam`s Razor says! PARENTS MADE poo UP!
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    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 10:41 am
    I got an emergency appendectomy at 13. I didn`t see anything. This is what happens when parents drive propaganda into their children. It`s unfortunate.
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    Smashking Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 10:47 am
    Why do I get the feeling he is about to say "You guys said, that, we did this for the show."
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    EntrE Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 10:50 am
    so who else remembers the kid that supposedly took a trip on that self-made weather balloon? just me? Idk why but this somehow reminds me of that story...
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    November 18, 2010 at 10:51 am
    "I can prove you wrong Splurbrly. It wasn`t an anal probe.

    Yeah, I think I said enough."

    FFFFUUUUUUUU! Well played, Sir.
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    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 11:01 am
    Did they say that kid was 4? He seemed older.

    I listened up to the part when he was describing God. That sounded very scripted.
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    lightbluenym Female 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 11:29 am
    Ditto on what Smashking said.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 11:36 am
    i am really God, and do not really exist. I just live within the confines of cyberspace to watch over you all and punish those who brake the rules.

    prove me wrong!
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 11:38 am
    Hahahah What about Jesus?

    "Uhh he had a rough but kind face... Sea blue eyes... And a smile that lit up the heavens...

    Get outta here!
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    nubblins Female 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 11:56 am
    Not surprised this trash is on Fox News.
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    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
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    November 18, 2010 at 11:59 am
    He doesn`t look old enough to read that script. I`m impressed with him being able to remember all of that
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    IceDragon77 Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 11:59 am
    This guy is a moron. If he actually read the bible he would have known that humans were made in God`s image, says so right in Genesis. And no, the time of prophets ended sadly as well, as also stated in the bible. This guy is full of crap. =/
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    Intaresting Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    Wow. Kids say a lot of stuff. This kid however must have had a lot of words put in his mouth.
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    madest Male 40-49
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    November 18, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    Fox is reporting this as News. It should send a message to anyone who watches that crap and criticizes legitimate news as the "liberal media".
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    citizen_kane Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    fake and gay
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    tobyvictory Male 70 & Over
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    November 18, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    Maybe he was floating above the table in the balloon that dad said he floated away in.

    4 years old?!!! Come on, the kid is at least 10-12. Well, that`s fox for you, fair and balanced.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    November 18, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    "...a rough, but kind face, sea-blue eyes, and a smile that lit up the heavens."

    Doesn`t sound TOO coached, huh?
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    DexterRiley Male 40-49
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    November 18, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    This could very well qualify as an "Onion" report.
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    fattpill Male 30-39
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    November 18, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    Well Biblically he is WRONG. The Bible says that No man had Seen God and Lived to tell about it. Its a Scam. I hated the Blaspheme at the end. The Kid CLEARLY was NOT saying God was fat but this turd tried to make a stupid joke.
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    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
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    November 18, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    Cobra, I prove you wrong. God knows which brakes to break and when.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    November 18, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    It had nothing to do with the fact that his parents were smoking pot at the time. He really saw them man, and they were grooooooooovy.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    T-marley, i guess this proves that God is not infallible.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    Wow, sounds very odd!
  89. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36679 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    uh huh ... well, I don`t know where to start.

    Stupid parents. Kids should not be warped by religion until they are 21 at least.

    tsk tsk tsk
  90. Profile photo of Chojiro
    Chojiro Male 18-29
    247 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    lol
  91. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    " I hated the Blaspheme at the end."


  92. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    Stoopid kid, I met Jesus, God, Allah AND Chuck Norris just by smoking some natural herbs. No need to go all the way up there to meet them.
  93. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    How kids talk: His face was scratchy. He had a beard. His eyes were the same color as mine. He had big teeth.

    How religious moms talk: A rough but kind face, sea-blue eyes and a smile that lit up the heavens.
  94. Profile photo of WhoaHeyDude
    WhoaHeyDude Male 18-29
    133 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    Yeah, the day this happens to someone who hasn`t been exposed to the slightest amount of religion at all is the day I`ll give religion a go. Other than that, of course, the kid grows up learning that when you die you go to heaven and meet jesus at the gates, blah blah blah, etc etc. I`m sure he`s nervous as hell about the operation, as almost any kid would be, and the thought of death is probably looming somewhere in his brain. Put him under, and his mind wanders. Go figure.
  95. Profile photo of WhoaHeyDude
    WhoaHeyDude Male 18-29
    133 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    Yeah, the day this happens to someone who hasn`t been exposed to the slightest amount of religion at all is the day I`ll give religion a go. Other than that, of course, the kid grows up learning that when you die you go to heaven and meet jesus at the gates, blah blah blah, etc etc. I`m sure he`s nervous as hell about the operation, as almost any kid would be, and the thought of death is probably looming somewhere in his brain. Put him under, and his mind wanders. Go figure.
  96. Profile photo of schmemly
    schmemly Female 18-29
    80 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    The kid`s description of Jesus sounds more like he found one of mommy`s romance novels...
  97. Profile photo of AtheistAlien
    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    This kid is full of poo. He had a dream that his jesus freak parents planted in his head, that`s all. There is no god, no heaven, no hell. The news needs to stop reporting pooe that is fake and stick to REAL, PROVABLE news. Oh, it figures this freak is on fox, they take any chance they get to shove religion at people.
  98. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36679 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    I had a near death experience once.
    I sat next to him on a bus. He had the big scyth and everything. Got his autograph if you want to see it.
  99. Profile photo of gingerlad95
    gingerlad95 Male 13-17
    67 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    something gave it away that he was hallucinating. it was his description of jesus. it was how he said that `jesus has blue eyes`. this is impossible because blue eyes would be a genetic trait in white people. the catholic church has been brainwashing people for centuries by telling them that jesus and his disciples were white. this is impossible because every in that geographical area has brownish tan skin and dark eyes. jesus was arab looking not white
  100. Profile photo of Sonsglow
    Sonsglow Male 18-29
    201 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    Bull. poo. These pieces of poo just wanted to get publicity.
  101. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    I believe! Not the jackass at the end god what a tool. but for those that like these stories here`s one, I remember choosing what sort of person I would be in this life, like a memory of a dream but before everything. I remember having something like "points" to "spend" on how "good" my path would be and what it would be like walking it. I dont go to church to be preached to by someone who i dont think is "holy" but i do have faith and try to do the right thing in my mind. People who say "it cant be possible" well think about this... `if` it is real, then so is hell, take a lighter and put it under your hand, see how long you can hold it there and then think where would i rather be at the end. Might as well do right by the people around you at any given moment and maybe you get to really see if this kid is lying or not. just saying living by faith is different than living by a code of ethics written long ago by man. anyway, that`s enoug
  102. Profile photo of Wariaman
    Wariaman Male 18-29
    34 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    I have no idea how he could even see God, if he can hold the earth in the palm of his hand then he should be as big as Jupiter... Now, who would be able to see Jupiter if it was right infont of you.. the only thing that kid would have seen would have been Gods skin cells
  103. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    Gerry - VERY funny.
  104. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    This made me lol.
  105. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    and this is why you teach your children to not take "candy" from strangers...my only question is, was a van involved as well? and was the singing in the form of sweat love-grunts?
  106. Profile photo of yogi2200
    yogi2200 Male 18-29
    43 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    i had that exact same dream
  107. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    fox...
  108. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    this kid needs a slap, i`m sorry.
    but his dad needs a tree shoved up his arse for making his son do all this shiit.
  109. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    Did anyone else notice how incredibly rehearsed that sounded? Do you really think a little kid like that would come up with the phrase "lit up the heavens"? No, but you can bet his father would.

    Don`t fool yourselves, people - when you die your experience of existence stops and worms eat your body. Deal with it.
  110. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    I hate this vid. A couple of minutes of your typical Fox BS, and a few more of some weak-ass unfunny retort. He doesn`t make fun of them whatsoever. Come on!
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 6:32 pm
    This pisses me off.
  112. Profile photo of jogger1
    jogger1 Male 13-17
    149 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    That child is NOT a 4 year old.
  113. Profile photo of tridirk
    tridirk Male 50-59
    313 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    If Jennifer Love Hewitt can do it every week, why couldn`t the kid?
    ...this was on Fox News, come on you think 98% of the people that watch Fox News aren`t going to believe that?

    another lib=arrogant If this was on MSNBC the kid would be a minority, the Dad a single gay father, and God would have been Barack Obama.

    Why can`t he just disagree without trying to make the continuing lib point about Fox News?

    I am not a big Fox News watcher, but I find myself defending them from the poor libs=arrogant.
  114. Profile photo of TheWaffle
    TheWaffle Male 18-29
    117 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    I thought I met Jesus at Lollapalooza. Turns out I was just really baked...
  115. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    1) He says he saw his dad in a room talking to God.
    2) His dad says he was unconscious while those events were happening.

    WTF?
  116. Profile photo of PSU840
    PSU840 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 10:07 pm
    Man, I wish I could go on TV for having a dream
  117. Profile photo of craftymiser
    craftymiser Male 30-39
    96 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 11:31 pm
    @i-is-bored - By saying his Dad was in a room talking to God, he meant his Dad was in a room praying. And of course he saw God and Jesus as separate persons and looking like humans do. The scriptures detail again and again that we are created in the "image of God". Just like my sons are created in my "image". And I love that he says we are all younger adults, in our prime of life in heaven! Sweet!
  118. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 11:54 pm
    Boy must be a Mormon. Apparently the Young Turk doesn`t understand LDS theology.
  119. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 12:13 am
    I was a guest once on the Young Turks show back when Air America was on the air. That moron host has the IQ of a termite. I have never spoken with a dumber, more obnoxious person in my entire life.
  120. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 12:15 am
    @vegascartman

    You two must have had a lively discussion back then I presume?
  121. Profile photo of Stonardsftw
    Stonardsftw Male 18-29
    321 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 4:32 am
    If we are made in God`s image, what color is he, and does he have organs necessary for biological reproduction?

    He`s black
  122. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 6:11 am
    I hope it`s true. I want to go back to my 20 year old self when I die. Sa-weet.
  123. Profile photo of xXAmethystXx
    xXAmethystXx Female 18-29
    114 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 7:54 am
    lame.
  124. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 8:13 am
    God has got the whole world in his hands, eh? Must try harder, kid.
  125. Profile photo of missPWNAGE
    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    ugh, not more of this bullcrap... that poor child, i can only imagine what his parents put him through to pull this stunt off...
  126. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    If obese god exists, then jesus is illegitimate and mary is a
  127. Profile photo of kuni
    kuni Male 13-17
    12 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 12:35 am
    at like 1:42 if thats a persons laugh, then thats the funniest poo ive heard
  128. Profile photo of CrzyWhtGrl
    CrzyWhtGrl Female 18-29
    255 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 1:34 am
    Wow, I think this kid is just a good story teller... would have been more believable if he were closer to the age when these things actually happened. I am a Christian and inclined to be open about this kind of thing, but the kid didn`t seem honest enough.
  129. Profile photo of weebazweebaz
    weebazweebaz Male 30-39
    76 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 5:29 am
    why is it if someone sees aliens they are mental, but if they see `god` then its plausible????
  130. Profile photo of EthanCoker
    EthanCoker Male 18-29
    52 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    Jesus IS a man. He wasn`t described as anything else in the bible and was a man when He went to sit at the right hand of the Father. And God being large doesn`t make Him obese. That actually does seem to fit the description of God, rather than Him being a blob or a cloud. I`m actually inclined to believe this. The point isn`t to get people who don`t believe to believe. It`s not like people are going around, "This boy had a vision, get saved now!" It`s pretty simple, actually.
  131. Profile photo of chimmeychang
    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    No way!!! A 4 year old went to heaven and met God and Jesus! Hallelujah!!! Well, I guess my years of skepticism were all for naught. Better hightail it to church.... wait, he didn`t say whether God was catholic, protestant, evangelical, mormom, baptist, or other... screw it, im stayin home
  132. Profile photo of darkhawk
    darkhawk Male 70 & Over
    260 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 8:01 am
    Agree with weebazweebaz
  133. Profile photo of mulan182
    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    "he had a rough but kind face, sea blue eyes, and a smile that lit up the heavens." is he reading from a novel or something?
  134. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 11:04 pm
    Oh God, I saw this months ago. My dad favorited it on YouTube...
  135. Profile photo of Happitec
    Happitec Male 18-29
    41 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    Pics or it didn`t happen.
  136. Profile photo of Johnny_Blaze
    Johnny_Blaze Male 18-29
    249 posts
    December 14, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    He`s lying. When he`s describing Jesus he moves his eyes up to the left (our left, his right) generally a movement meaning visually constructing, not remembering. Oh well he`s 4, I don`t even know why I bothered.

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