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Date: 11/03/10 06:00 PM

41 Responses to Jesus Will Protect The Diet Coke So Hands Off [Pic

  1. Profile photo of Parasite
    Parasite Male 18-29
    141 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    lol
  2. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
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    November 3, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    Well then I`m the Antichrist because I hate Diet Coke and only drink Diet Pepsi. }-)
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    walterppj Male 30-39
    125 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    But... if you`re Catholic all you have to do is say you`re sorry.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    Good ol J.C.
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    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    What would Jesus do? Jesus would have totally shared his diet coke with everyone at the office lol
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36191 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    they should show some christian charity and give the sodas away.
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    Jesus can have them, I think Diet sodas are gross.
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    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 6:32 pm
    I knew JC was a jerk. He`s watching you steal a coke and is giving you a thumbs up! Religion rationalizes yet another criminal activity.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    A perfect reply to whoever put the original picture up.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    I knew JC was a jerk. He`s watching you steal a coke and is giving you a thumbs up! Religion rationalizes yet another criminal activity.

    Thumbs up doesn`t have the same meaning everywhere in the world. So maybe he`s saying "Up your arse if you steal my coke" ?

    Maybe not his style.
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    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    lolz
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    November 3, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    Jesus would just keep pouring the same can of coke into 100 different cups and everyone would have some, also he would break in half two little debbies snack cakes and feed everyone too.
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    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    @Angilion very good point. I`ve forgotten about the culteral differences with that... Though I will have to say the big smile and wink makes me think he`s doing the "go for it" type of thumbs up.
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    Flying_cow_ Male 30-39
    120 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 6:57 pm
    I love that it`s "buddy christ" telling you to (not)/ steal coke
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    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    Keep your Diet Coke! I tried it once with Jim Beam and that was really nasty.
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    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    fire with fire?
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    SuperOnion Male 18-29
    151 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    Nice. John knows how to party
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    Jesus would just keep pouring the same can of coke into 100 different cups and everyone would have some, also he would break in half two little debbies snack cakes and feed everyone too.
    Ack! Curses! @SmilinSam beat me to it, lolz! (and was funnier than mine would have been to boot!)

    Please note that "Buddy Christ" does not actually represent the beliefs of Catholics, Christians or anyone except the late George Carlin, m-kay?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    That said, Buddy Christ is FUNNY! On so many levels!
    (can`t quote and link or I`d only have single posted, eh?)
  20. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 9:48 pm
    Ok Sanjana989..

    Wait! What? Your website just unleashed a torrent of Trojan viruses onto my hard-drive! This will be my last message until the mods get around to banning your ass. While they`re at it, they`re welcome to delete this post along with it.

    Slowly..

    Fading..

    Away..

    Must..

    Finish..

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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 9:51 pm
    Code Blue!
    Code Blue!
    Ready the shock panels!
    *buzzz-zzap!*

    Oooo, that didn`t do his CPU any favours...
    Nurse! Notify the lawyers! Time is... 11:50.
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 3, 2010 at 10:09 pm
    Awesome idea
  23. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 5:18 am
    It`s a mixed message, really. Jesus is watching you steal Diet Cokes, but then says if you`re are thirsty, come to me and drink. So, which is it? If you`re thirsty, come to Jesus and take a free Diet Coke, or Jesus is watching you steal these Diet Cokes?
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    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 5:31 am
    Ima say the rightful owner of the dietic beverages posted the "Jesus is watching" sign, while someone else, probably the same someone else who stole above noted beverages in the first place, replied with the actual Jesus quote.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 7:08 am
    Bazinga !
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    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
    586 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 7:46 am
    Meh Jesus would just turn the Dite Coke into some tasty alcoholic beverage like he always does. Coke and Rum please
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 7:59 am
    "Jesus would just keep pouring the same can of coke into 100 different cups and everyone would have some, also he would break in half two little debbies snack cakes and feed everyone too."

    He`d actually probably be Vegan, or at least half vegetarian, but I love that visual of Jesus in an office kitchen. XD

    "Come to me my children, and partake in the creamy filling."

    "AMEN!"
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 8:38 am
    Meh, I don`t even like Diet Coke. I`d just steal one anyway just as a real "F*ck you!" to Jesus.
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 9:24 am
    I love Buddy Christ. Dogma is one of my favorite movies :)
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    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 11:08 am
    Jesus looks like he`s doin the Fonz

    "Eyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 11:12 am
    Pretty sure Buddy Christ wouldn`t care, he just wants to have a good time.
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    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 11:55 am
    Too bad there probably will never be a Dogma 2 :(
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    amen, Pooptart19!
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    Frat boys with there crazy ways!
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    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    November 4, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    WTF is a half-vegetarian?
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    draino123 Male 30-39
    769 posts
    November 5, 2010 at 7:17 am
    "WTF is a half-vegetarian?"

    i think jim gaffigan is one. he claims hes a vegetarian but he eats some beef and pork. chicken too, but not fish cause thats disgusting!!!!
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    doinurmom Female 18-29
    62 posts
    November 5, 2010 at 9:04 pm
    BUDDY CHRIST!!!!!
  38. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    November 6, 2010 at 8:15 pm
    retard religeon
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    Scr1bblz Male 13-17
    25 posts
    November 7, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    jesus is plotting your death in caffeinated drinks
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    December 16, 2010 at 10:49 am
    YES!

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