Jesus Will Protect The Diet Coke So Hands Off [Pic

Submitted by: domisgood 6 years ago Funny

It"s all in the Bible, people--in black and white.
There are 41 comments:
Male 5,413
YES!
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Male 25
jesus is plotting your death in caffeinated drinks
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Male 999
retard religeon
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Female 62
BUDDY CHRIST!!!!!
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Male 769
"WTF is a half-vegetarian?"

i think jim gaffigan is one. he claims hes a vegetarian but he eats some beef and pork. chicken too, but not fish cause thats disgusting!!!!
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Male 639
WTF is a half-vegetarian?
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Male 25,416
Frat boys with there crazy ways!
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Female 1,181
amen, Pooptart19!
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Female 322
Too bad there probably will never be a Dogma 2 :(
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Male 1,312
Pretty sure Buddy Christ wouldn`t care, he just wants to have a good time.
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Male 795
Jesus looks like he`s doin the Fonz

"Eyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
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Female 2,674
I love Buddy Christ. Dogma is one of my favorite movies :)
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Male 2,440
Meh, I don`t even like Diet Coke. I`d just steal one anyway just as a real "F*ck you!" to Jesus.
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Male 9,306
"Jesus would just keep pouring the same can of coke into 100 different cups and everyone would have some, also he would break in half two little debbies snack cakes and feed everyone too."

He`d actually probably be Vegan, or at least half vegetarian, but I love that visual of Jesus in an office kitchen. XD

"Come to me my children, and partake in the creamy filling."

"AMEN!"
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Male 586
Meh Jesus would just turn the Dite Coke into some tasty alcoholic beverage like he always does. Coke and Rum please
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Male 6,694
Bazinga !
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Male 703
Ima say the rightful owner of the dietic beverages posted the "Jesus is watching" sign, while someone else, probably the same someone else who stole above noted beverages in the first place, replied with the actual Jesus quote.
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Male 3,314
It`s a mixed message, really. Jesus is watching you steal Diet Cokes, but then says if you`re are thirsty, come to me and drink. So, which is it? If you`re thirsty, come to Jesus and take a free Diet Coke, or Jesus is watching you steal these Diet Cokes?
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Male 2,441
Awesome idea
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Male 36,410
Code Blue!
Code Blue!
Ready the shock panels!
*buzzz-zzap!*

Oooo, that didn`t do his CPU any favours...
Nurse! Notify the lawyers! Time is... 11:50.
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Male 3,631
Ok Sanjana989..

Wait! What? Your website just unleashed a torrent of Trojan viruses onto my hard-drive! This will be my last message until the mods get around to banning your ass. While they`re at it, they`re welcome to delete this post along with it.

Slowly..

Fading..

Away..

Must..

Finish..

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Male 36,410
That said, Buddy Christ is FUNNY! On so many levels!
(can`t quote and link or I`d only have single posted, eh?)
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Male 36,410
[quote]Jesus would just keep pouring the same can of coke into 100 different cups and everyone would have some, also he would break in half two little debbies snack cakes and feed everyone too.[/quote]
Ack! Curses! @SmilinSam beat me to it, lolz! (and was funnier than mine would have been to boot!)

Please note that "Buddy Christ" does not actually represent the beliefs of Catholics, Christians or anyone except the late George Carlin, m-kay?
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Male 151
Nice. John knows how to party
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Male 1,357
fire with fire?
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Female 1,652
Keep your Diet Coke! I tried it once with Jim Beam and that was really nasty.
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Male 120
I love that it`s "buddy christ" telling you to (not)/ steal coke
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Male 1,013
@Angilion very good point. I`ve forgotten about the culteral differences with that... Though I will have to say the big smile and wink makes me think he`s doing the "go for it" type of thumbs up.
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Female 3,598
Jesus would just keep pouring the same can of coke into 100 different cups and everyone would have some, also he would break in half two little debbies snack cakes and feed everyone too.
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Male 1,834
lolz
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Male 12,365
[quote]I knew JC was a jerk. He`s watching you steal a coke and is giving you a thumbs up! Religion rationalizes yet another criminal activity.[/quote]

Thumbs up doesn`t have the same meaning everywhere in the world. So maybe he`s saying "Up your arse if you steal my coke" ?

Maybe not his style.
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Male 12,365
A perfect reply to whoever put the original picture up.
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Male 1,013
I knew JC was a jerk. He`s watching you steal a coke and is giving you a thumbs up! Religion rationalizes yet another criminal activity.
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Female 2,120
Jesus can have them, I think Diet sodas are gross.
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Male 37,888
they should show some christian charity and give the sodas away.
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Female 3,574
What would Jesus do? Jesus would have totally shared his diet coke with everyone at the office lol
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Male 15,510
Good ol J.C.
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Male 125
But... if you`re Catholic all you have to do is say you`re sorry.
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Male 2,402
Well then I`m the Antichrist because I hate Diet Coke and only drink Diet Pepsi. }-)
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Male 141
lol
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Male 4,867
Link: Jesus Will Protect The Diet Coke So Hands Off [Pic [Rate Link] - It`s all in the Bible, people--in black and white.
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