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Date: 11/20/10 06:06 PM

65 Responses to Jesus Walk on Water Prank

  1. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    Link: Jesus Walk on Water Prank - Jesus loves to help.
  2. Profile photo of thefatviking
    thefatviking Male 18-29
    202 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    JESUS CAN`T WALK ON WATER! The Romans nailed holes in his feet.
  3. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    Very cute.
  4. Profile photo of hammerdrop
    hammerdrop Male 13-17
    199 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    um... what?
  5. Profile photo of button_guy
    button_guy Male 18-29
    171 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    Jesus was a pimp. Know how I know? He was well hung and got nailed three times in one day.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 6:57 pm
    that was old!
  7. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    Uhh...why would Jesus be wearing a cross? Surely not for the fond memories.
  8. Profile photo of Tharnambular
    Tharnambular Male 13-17
    71 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    wow I have no officially lost hope in humanity....making jokes about Jesus, you`ve got to be kidding.
  9. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    Pretty funny!
  10. Profile photo of Thesphinx
    Thesphinx Male 18-29
    353 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    It`s just as I thought; Jesus can`t swim.
  11. Profile photo of seabass101dg
    seabass101dg Male 18-29
    478 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    wow I have no officially gained hope in humanity....making jokes about Jesus, you`ve got to be fvking awesome.
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    i`m curious how they did that, kinda looked like a dude on another dude`s shoulder, yes?
  13. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33153 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    Jesus looks like a fat hippie! lolz!
    This is from "Just for Laughs" Canadian TV series, yes?

    It`s an old gimmic @phoneybone: you make a walkway perfectly flat and just an inch below water level. When the conditions are right you can`t see it there under the water, it looks like you`re walking on top of it, not on the submerged walkway.
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    Wai-Yu Female 13-17
    246 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    looks like an old run from just for laughs...
    love the lady kissing the kid on the forehead :D
  15. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    Damn. Jesus is fat.
  16. Profile photo of basherrr
    basherrr Male 18-29
    242 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    Smug Jesus is smug :D
  17. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 8:16 pm
    @Tharnambular Seriously? All the sh*t that`s out there on the internet and whatnot, and a jesus joke is what makes you lose faith in humanity?
  18. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    Thanks, Jesus! :D
  19. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    It`s cool... the Jesus that I believe in can take a joke.
  20. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    GAGS!
  21. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 8:58 pm
    Here`s a question: why would Jesus wear a cross around his neck?
  22. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 9:11 pm
    @Tharnambular Seriously? All the sh*t that`s out there on the internet and whatnot, and a jesus joke is what makes you lose faith in humanity?

    I can see it now "Oh hey a man being screwed by a horse, meh, that`s not so bad..., oh hey pictures of horrible mutilation, that`s funny as hell. A harmless joke involving jesus? I HAVE LOST ALL FAITH IN HUMANITY, LIFE IS POINTLESS NOW!"
  23. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    @coffeekoneko

    ...because he converted to Christianity a couple centuries after his death.
  24. Profile photo of TheWaffle
    TheWaffle Male 18-29
    117 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 10:16 pm
    That was hilarious. Regardless of faith or creed, anybody should be able to appreciate that.
  25. Profile photo of xXAmethystXx
    xXAmethystXx Female 18-29
    114 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 10:18 pm
    phunny
  26. Profile photo of button_guy
    button_guy Male 18-29
    171 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 10:34 pm
    tharnambular, calm down dude. Just turn the other cheek.
  27. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 10:49 pm
    hallelujah!
  28. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 10:52 pm
    ...I have no officially lost hope in humanity...

    Did someone shove an icicle up your 455 one morning?
  29. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 11:11 pm
    The look on the first guy`s face was priceless
    *awestruck* "oh my god...it`s my god!"
  30. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 11:15 pm
    p.s. Jesus is wearing a cross as a sort of product-placement/self-promotion gig that he cooked up with the holy marketing dept.
  31. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 11:21 pm
    Looks like Jesus just woke up from a hard night turning water into wine again.
  32. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 1:39 am
    Fat jesus.
  33. Profile photo of Sinclair
    Sinclair Male 30-39
    269 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 2:06 am
    I guess they have pizza in heaven. This is from a French Canadian hidden camera show, it`s really great.
  34. Profile photo of book21
    book21 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 3:42 am
    meh
  35. Profile photo of theHUN
    theHUN Male 40-49
    2 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 5:16 am
    Hey look IAB making fun at Christians , again and again , again. Jesus bashing is getting a little old IAB. We get it, you dont believe in Jesus.
  36. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 5:39 am
    @theHUN:

    Spoken like a true warrior for God. You sound like the type of real Christian who would, upon seeing a false Messiah such as this blasphemer, wade through the water and tackle the man.

    I can see it now! You tackle him and expose his lie to all onlookers. You drag the fat man to shore by his beard, place one foot on his chest and loudly proclaim, "FOOLS! MAY YOU NOT BOW TO ANY FALSE PROPHET!" And then you stroll away being the hero of the moment.

    Because who are you?? People call you the "HUN"... That`s who.

  37. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 6:03 am
    @splurbyburbl
    as funny as that was, i think it was a tad random and not quiet what theHUN was saying
    but still, funny...
  38. Profile photo of ifeelfine
    ifeelfine Female 18-29
    149 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 6:07 am
    xD saw this on the mobile tv on the bus! made me giggle. it would have been a boring commute otherwise.
  39. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 7:05 am
    @book21, this isn`t christian bashing, this is hilarious.
  40. Profile photo of Jonathonjar
    Jonathonjar Male 13-17
    10 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 7:22 am
    Should have done this to fishermen and showed up with a net full of fish lol
  41. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 7:22 am
    Jesus is a hippie?? o_O
  42. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 8:33 am
    ruthless1990: I believe the point was, that if a person jumps to crazy conclusions, then you can make crazy conclusions about them.
  43. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 9:02 am
    Oh Jesus, you silly. If it were me, I probably would have not caught the ball... And Jesus would have been all: Sigh... she must be Jewish *shakes head*


    OldOllie: Ha! Good point.

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    lazerdude Male 13-17
    221 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 11:31 am
    Anyone whos very religious will be furious about this. I`m suprised that the americans posting on this aren`t. I hear americans think that anybody who doesn`t go to a church is stupid and has a closed-mind. What a lie that is.
  45. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    @buxco215 Duuuhhh how else can somebody truly believe his the son of god?
  46. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    @lazerdude
    I`m a Christian and an American and I`m not mad at all. It was funny and creative.
    Man, I know being a Christian makes me kind of a minority around here but why does everyone think it means we don`t have a sense of humor! :)
  47. Profile photo of Omphaloskept
    Omphaloskept Male 40-49
    181 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    More bread, fewer fishes, Jesus!

    Or, for Atkins Jesus: more fishes, less bread.
  48. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    @lazerdude

    That`s absolutely ridiculous. Please don`t listen to what TV tells you about Americans. What a rude comment.
  49. Profile photo of Lameworld
    Lameworld Male 18-29
    51 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    @lazerdude

    You may have a point but majority of those ignorant americans also don`t know much of the interweds, or even the exsistance of this sit :-D
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    nastyn800 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    Lol I cant see myself falling for that, but that is funny!
  51. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    "Anyone whos very religious will be furious about this. I`m suprised that the americans posting on this aren`t. I hear americans think that anybody who doesn`t go to a church is stupid and has a closed-mind. What a lie that is."

    Obvious troll is obv... er... nevermind, you all get it. Anyways, if you are going to troll, try to be more subtle.
  52. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    lazerdude: It`s not a lie, I`m FURIOUS!
  53. Profile photo of Initzero
    Initzero Male 13-17
    31 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    This guy is awesome!!
  54. Profile photo of Hedkwab
    Hedkwab Male 18-29
    340 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    Jesus has really put on some pounds.
  55. Profile photo of W2
    W2 Male 13-17
    244 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    jesus and his gangster beard.
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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    HURR DURR BLASPHEMY
  57. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    i love right at the very end, jesus is all like "i am AWESOME!" haha
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    kamietsu Male 18-29
    427 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    I would have cut a hole in the Plexiglas where the ball was so it appeared to be floating instead of just sitting there.
  59. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    > theHUN
    > We get it, you dont believe in Jesus.

    Actually, more than half of the IAB Mods ARE believing Christians, but that doesn`t mean we haven`t got a sense of humor dude.
  60. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 10:39 pm
    "Hey look IAB making fun at Christians , again and again , again. Jesus bashing is getting a little old IAB. We get it, you dont believe in Jesus."

    I don`t see a lot of Jesus bashing here. Religion bashing, yes, but religion is a separate entity.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 8:04 am
    XD
  62. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 8:14 am
    So this kid, a ball and Jesus were in the park...
  63. Profile photo of iambuzzed
    iambuzzed Male 40-49
    93 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    ...should be titled "jesus plays with young mans balls"...
  64. Profile photo of TokioKoos
    TokioKoos Female 18-29
    412 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    Geez the lady at the end takes it really far, kissing the little boy like: Better do good before Jesus. XD
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    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    Just for Laughs Pranks, CBC. Canada, wud up.

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