Jesus Walk on Water Prank

Submitted by: splurbyburbl 6 years ago in Funny

Jesus loves to help.
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Female 668
Just for Laughs Pranks, CBC. Canada, wud up.
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Female 412
Geez the lady at the end takes it really far, kissing the little boy like: Better do good before Jesus. XD
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Male 93
...should be titled "jesus plays with young mans balls"...
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Male 15,510
So this kid, a ball and Jesus were in the park...
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Male 6,694
XD
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Male 1,505
"Hey look IAB making fun at Christians , again and again , again. Jesus bashing is getting a little old IAB. We get it, you dont believe in Jesus."

I don`t see a lot of Jesus bashing here. Religion bashing, yes, but religion is a separate entity.
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Male 8,302
> theHUN
> We get it, you dont believe in Jesus.

Actually, more than half of the IAB Mods ARE believing Christians, but that doesn`t mean we haven`t got a sense of humor dude.
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Male 427
I would have cut a hole in the Plexiglas where the ball was so it appeared to be floating instead of just sitting there.
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Female 3,598
i love right at the very end, jesus is all like "i am AWESOME!" haha
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Male 2,788
HURR DURR BLASPHEMY
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Male 244
jesus and his gangster beard.
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Male 340
Jesus has really put on some pounds.
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Male 31
This guy is awesome!!
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Female 2,674
lazerdude: It`s not a lie, I`m FURIOUS!
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Male 2,796
"Anyone whos very religious will be furious about this. I`m suprised that the americans posting on this aren`t. I hear americans think that anybody who doesn`t go to a church is stupid and has a closed-mind. What a lie that is."

Obvious troll is obv... er... nevermind, you all get it. Anyways, if you are going to troll, try to be more subtle.
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Male 174
Lol I cant see myself falling for that, but that is funny!
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Male 51
@lazerdude

You may have a point but majority of those ignorant americans also don`t know much of the interweds, or even the exsistance of this sit :-D
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Female 1,077
@lazerdude

That`s absolutely ridiculous. Please don`t listen to what TV tells you about Americans. What a rude comment.
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Male 181
More bread, fewer fishes, Jesus!

Or, for Atkins Jesus: more fishes, less bread.
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Male 521
@lazerdude
I`m a Christian and an American and I`m not mad at all. It was funny and creative.
Man, I know being a Christian makes me kind of a minority around here but why does everyone think it means we don`t have a sense of humor! :)
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Male 3,076
@buxco215 Duuuhhh how else can somebody truly believe his the son of god?
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Male 221
Anyone whos very religious will be furious about this. I`m suprised that the americans posting on this aren`t. I hear americans think that anybody who doesn`t go to a church is stupid and has a closed-mind. What a lie that is.
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Female 2,674
Oh Jesus, you silly. If it were me, I probably would have not caught the ball... And Jesus would have been all: Sigh... she must be Jewish *shakes head*


OldOllie: Ha! Good point.

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Male 812
ruthless1990: I believe the point was, that if a person jumps to crazy conclusions, then you can make crazy conclusions about them.
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Male 976
Jesus is a hippie?? o_O
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Male 10
Should have done this to fishermen and showed up with a net full of fish lol
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Male 605
@book21, this isn`t christian bashing, this is hilarious.
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Female 149
xD saw this on the mobile tv on the bus! made me giggle. it would have been a boring commute otherwise.
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Female 3,001
@splurbyburbl
as funny as that was, i think it was a tad random and not quiet what theHUN was saying
but still, funny...
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Male 2,796
@theHUN:

Spoken like a true warrior for God. You sound like the type of real Christian who would, upon seeing a false Messiah such as this blasphemer, wade through the water and tackle the man.

I can see it now! You tackle him and expose his lie to all onlookers. You drag the fat man to shore by his beard, place one foot on his chest and loudly proclaim, "FOOLS! MAY YOU NOT BOW TO ANY FALSE PROPHET!" And then you stroll away being the hero of the moment.

Because who are you?? People call you the "HUN"... That`s who.

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Male 2
Hey look IAB making fun at Christians , again and again , again. Jesus bashing is getting a little old IAB. We get it, you dont believe in Jesus.
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Male 122
meh
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Male 269
I guess they have pizza in heaven. This is from a French Canadian hidden camera show, it`s really great.
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Male 812
Fat jesus.
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Male 8,302
Looks like Jesus just woke up from a hard night turning water into wine again.
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Male 480
p.s. Jesus is wearing a cross as a sort of product-placement/self-promotion gig that he cooked up with the holy marketing dept.
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Male 480
The look on the first guy`s face was priceless
*awestruck* "oh my god...it`s my god!"
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Male 10,855
[quote]...I have no officially lost hope in humanity...[/quote]

Did someone shove an icicle up your 455 one morning?
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Male 10,855
hallelujah!
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Male 171
tharnambular, calm down dude. Just turn the other cheek.
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Female 114
phunny
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Male 117
That was hilarious. Regardless of faith or creed, anybody should be able to appreciate that.
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Male 1,081
@coffeekoneko

...because he converted to Christianity a couple centuries after his death.
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Male 820
[quote]@Tharnambular Seriously? All the sh*t that`s out there on the internet and whatnot, and a jesus joke is what makes you lose faith in humanity?[/quote]

I can see it now "Oh hey a man being screwed by a horse, meh, that`s not so bad..., oh hey pictures of horrible mutilation, that`s funny as hell. A harmless joke involving jesus? I HAVE LOST ALL FAITH IN HUMANITY, LIFE IS POINTLESS NOW!"
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Female 1,008
Here`s a question: why would Jesus wear a cross around his neck?
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Male 757
GAGS!
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Male 769
It`s cool... the Jesus that I believe in can take a joke.
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Female 2,120
Thanks, Jesus! :D
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Male 1,108
@Tharnambular Seriously? All the sh*t that`s out there on the internet and whatnot, and a jesus joke is what makes you lose faith in humanity?
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Male 242
Smug Jesus is smug :D
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Male 2,050
Damn. Jesus is fat.
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Female 246
looks like an old run from just for laughs...
love the lady kissing the kid on the forehead :D
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Male 37,697
Jesus looks like a fat hippie! lolz!
This is from "Just for Laughs" Canadian TV series, yes?

It`s an old gimmic @phoneybone: you make a walkway perfectly flat and just an inch below water level. When the conditions are right you can`t see it there under the water, it looks like you`re walking on top of it, not on the submerged walkway.
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Male 1,744
i`m curious how they did that, kinda looked like a dude on another dude`s shoulder, yes?
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Male 478
wow I have no officially gained hope in humanity....making jokes about Jesus, you`ve got to be fvking awesome.
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Male 352
It`s just as I thought; Jesus can`t swim.
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Male 2,441
Pretty funny!
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Male 71
wow I have no officially lost hope in humanity....making jokes about Jesus, you`ve got to be kidding.
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Male 15,832
Uhh...why would Jesus be wearing a cross? Surely not for the fond memories.
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Male 25,416
that was old!
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Male 171
Jesus was a pimp. Know how I know? He was well hung and got nailed three times in one day.
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Male 199
um... what?
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Male 9,306
Very cute.
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Male 202
JESUS CAN`T WALK ON WATER! The Romans nailed holes in his feet.
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Male 2,796
Link: Jesus Walk on Water Prank [Rate Link] - Jesus loves to help.
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