Is This Really An Alien Autopsy?

Submitted by: bordarboy 6 years ago in Weird

Could be, but why does the alien look like Michael Jackson?
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Male 87
Yeah, surgical supply store man, buy a damn scalpel and make it look legit...
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Female 129
I bet that dude felt like an idiot.
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Male 119
Who else was expecting him to open his eyes and look at the camera?
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Male 1,815
"Why did you think you could take over the world with a white Michael Jackson anyway?"
"DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!"
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Male 2,344
so kitchen gloves and x-acto-knives are how they do autopsies huh...good job making the doll look real (except for the inside) but seriously,why go through all the trouble just to mess it up with such an oversight?
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Male 127
Well done but the knife gives it away.
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Male 756
@bibinos it makes sense for all the sensory organs to be placed like that. the being has to be bipedal and have manipulative arms (more than 4 limbs would just use too much brain power than it has to).and for an inteligent enough being, they wouldnt have to be strong, just smart hence the human like head. thats why they always look like humans. in a perverse kinda way i guess.
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Male 39,920
If Skeletor and Valdemort had a child, THIS is what it would look like.
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I want to believe....but I don`t.
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Male 25,416
Im calling fake,!
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Male 85
He doesn`t look amused! haha
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Male 37
Why oh why do aliens have to be human-looking?

If they leaved in a enviromentally hostile(for humans) planet they would have to adapt to that planets conditions. And considering that humans are not so strong,id rather accept a smart roosterroach as aliens.
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Male 6,693
Thats Kopnmph. He was just over at the house a couple months ago. He wanted to take one of the dogs but my wife just couldn`t part with them. We told him there were some cats at the end of the street and some cows in a field about 10 miles away. He said "Thanks thank Thanks yo you. eArTh Nice. live long and prosper per per." He was a great guy. He gave us a rock when he departed. Not sure what its for but its about the size of a baseball and looks like dirty gold and always has shadows on it. I think its a key to the door or the "Puerta de Hayu Marca"(Gate of the Gods)in Lake Titicaca,Peru. The only problem being Peru is a long way away. I have a job and cant just hop on a flight any time I want. I guess I could have asked Kopnmph and his friends for a ride but you know what they say about riding with strangers. I mean he was a good guy but I didn`t want him putting thing up my butt. Well its sad to see him dead but I guess all beings must die. Good bye Kopnmph.
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Male 155
ya this is so fake... syfy has a show that was able to recreate a supposed "alien encounter" in the woods. They did a remarkable job of debunking all these videos.
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Male 57
Why isn`t the guy doing the autopsy dictating his remarks? Also why is the quality of the footage so poor? If this were to be real surely the authorities would be filming in HD to capture as much high quality footage for further study. I`m pretty certain they wouldn`t be using cameras that are no better than the average camera phone.

I call fake.
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Male 936
you can tell its rubber lmao
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Female 117
Probability of being fake is very high, but if it was a real autopsy I`d be more inclined to say this looked like a very deformed baby, not an alien.
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Male 3,076
NOOOOoooooo WHY? he didn`t do any thin to you! He just wanted to cross over the rainbow!
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Male 1,834
kinda lame
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Male 441
@Fartman51 I think on any topic it is hard to take someone named Fartman51 seriously.

But while I think it is a fake as well, because... you know... that little common sense factor. I have to disagree with your opinion that a "tiny little animal" would evolve in such a way as to form a civilization. On Earth, mayhaps that would be true. But we are far from the biggest thing around, in fact we were quite small once too.

Size is totally relative to location, maybe on a different planet we would be considered giants. You really can`t know these things.
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Male 2,868
That`s not a real alien. It`s actually a Leprechaun.
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Male 812
That is an impressively crafted phony.
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Male 67
Okay, I`m no pro at exobiology, but i think that a spacefaring race (which is what we should assume this guy would be from if we`re conducting an autopsy on him and assuming it`s an alien) would first need to get a good toehold on it`s home world before it became technological. To do that, it can`t be some tiny little animal, for they would be too busy scurrying amongst the brush escaping large predators to found a civilization. In other words, this little guy is way too small to be practical from an evolutionary point of view. Of course, it could be from a smaller world, but it still has fairly dense bones (marking heavier gravity), as you can see by the effort the surgeon went to to remove the `rib cage`. So it would need to be from a small yet gravitationally strong world. That, coupled with it landing here, dying, and being dissected, are a few too many coincidences in my opinion.
It`s a fake, but a good fake, and it could be something real but of this world.
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Male 2,402
Not really professional in applying surgical techniques. No fluids either in the thoracic cavity either. Plus really no direct overhead lighting to expose the thoracic cavity for direct observation. I would think the military would use a more experienced Medical Corner in a hazmat environment. Nice FX though.
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Male 639
OR does MJ look like an alien? Also, probability would suggest that any extraterrestrial life would not be anthropomorphic, so I`m gonna say fake even though I wish with every fiber of my being that it is real.
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Male 378
well at least the alien seems to be enjoying it.
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Male 422
I saw this when it was called the curious case of Benjamin button.
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Male 1,547
cool, organs that are not connected to anything. That`s realistic.
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Male 206
Simpsons did it
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Male 296
Although any legitimate autopsy would include breaking open or cutting the ribcage off to get to the organs below it, not just tugging on them until the tissue holding them in place let go.
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Male 296
Salty, maybe it`s just that the link didn`t work properly on my computer, but I hear no sound at all from the video. Who are you to say that he`s not recording the video and then recording his voice using a separate instrument, or maybe just speaking and a colleague is taking down what he says?
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Male 1,162
>>And that is why you will go nowhere significant in your life.<<

Yeah! Cause he doesnt believe man... he doesnt believe!

pfft.
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Male 678
FAKE : if this were at all scientific the surgeon would be making notations for the video as he went along. Describing what he was feeling and seeing as the video took place. Or its true and this type of thing is just common place. either way the general public is just having the piss taken out of them again.
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Male 11,739
OMG it IS Michael Jackson! I KNEW he was an alien!!
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Male 378
@TKD_Master
umad bro?
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Male 118
father?
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Female 404
I call fake! I mean have you seen how realistic artists creations are now a days?
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Male 171
I thought aliens were the people who made tacos?
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Male 4,793
Jesus christ. After looking through a page of posts, you all assume aliens HAVE to be like us. In no way is that logical. They may be similar in some ways but very rarely will aliens ever be just like us. Such a close-minded group of posters.
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Male 4,793
"Fake. The skin seems to rubbery when the person is cutting it and there`s very little dermis or subcutis."

Ooh look. Another tard assuming that beings from a different planet will have qualities much like our own. Why can`t alien beings have skin that is more rubbery than our own?
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Male 4,793
"Why would the aliens blood be red and not blue or green? Definitely fake"

And that is why you will go nowhere significant in your life. I recommend you find this book and read it, I feel that it would benefit you greatly.
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Female 45
If it was a real autopsy, done by a medical professional, they would be using a scalpel(sp) for the incision, not an artist`s exact-o knife, and I highly doubt a doctor would ever, EVER, use utility needle-nosed pliers for a medical procedure.
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Male 1,625
Even on the off chance this video is real. There`s no way to substantiate it. We`ll never really know if we are the only intelligent life forms in the universe, but I take the route of Stephen Hawking, If there was a race capable of space travel, their civilization would be far more advanced than ours, and they`d view us as primitive beings and probably use us to their benefit or completely ignore us.
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Female 3,598
you make the vertical incision first.
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Female 63
If this was a real autopsy of an alien, they wouldn`t have a camera so close you could see it all. They`re just showing off how good they are at making a realistic alien. They also wouldn`t risk contamination by having a hand held camera ON THE OPERATING TABLE!!
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Male 76
That`s my neighbor!
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Male 73
"Why would the aliens blood be red and not blue or green? Definitely fake"

Because blood is the colour red due to the hemoglobin in the blood. Hemoglobin carriers oxygen round the body. If this alien is oxygen breathing its blood would more then likely be red.
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Male 3,332
"Why would the aliens blood be red and not blue or green? Definitely fake"

Yes, alien blood might be more likely to be a color other than red, but it being red is still a possibility, and therefore does not exclude this being real. Other stuff does, but the color of the tissue/blood alone does not.
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Male 5,314
looked KIND OF real up until he opened it up.
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Male 118
Why would the aliens blood be red and not blue or green? Definitely fake
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Female 2,674
I agree with kerryfairy82. That was one well made alien. But it def should have had more fascia between the skin and muscle. And that dude was a total hack at dissecting... it was more like manhandling...
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Female 1,893
ya were are all the tendons mm k?
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Male 141
Maybe all aliens look like Michael Jackson.
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Female 78
What concerns me is the fact that the skin peeled away so easily from the ribs. Although proper medical technique was used, it`s just obvious that this is fake.
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Male 638
That is actually just a regular sized guy who died of starvation, the Real Alien is the one who is performing the autopsy with the Giant Hands.
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Male 759
Blunt scalpel and an interesting first cut, not a lot inside the chest cavity.
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Male 8,300
Didn`t aliens knock down the Trade Center towers, sink the Titanic, set off that volcano in Iceland, and exterminate the Jews in WW2? Naughty aliens!
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Male 390
Fake. The skin seems to rubbery when the person is cutting it and there`s very little dermis or subcutis.
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Male 272
yes. yes it is real. aliens exist and are humanoids. and they helped build the pyramids.
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Male 15,510
Lmfao Mr. Alien gets a massage and then things take a bizarre twist.

Ill call it fake right now and save you hundreds of pro and against posts
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Male 64
No.
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Female 839
whoever made that alien is a very talented craftsman
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Male 67
Congratulations Mr. Skeletor...its a boy
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Male 201
uhhhhhh
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Male 9
Wow. Blast from the past. My older brother gave me a copy of this on VHS in the late `80s.
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Male 683
WHAT DA HELL!?
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Male 440
They should have made the fake alien turn his head and sit up at the end. That would have been cool.
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Male 2,669
LOL. Blue Gloves had obviously never cut a Y-incision before. Still, an impressive effort -- the detail work is good. I give it a B+.

Still fake, though.
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Male 2,552
Was anyone else waiting for the "alien" to suddenly open its eyes and start screeching?
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Male 1,399
Uh...no?
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Male 121
Link: Is This Really An Alien Autopsy? [Rate Link] - Could be, but why does the alien look like Michael Jackson?
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