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Date: 11/17/10 01:00 PM

70 Responses to Is This Really An Alien Autopsy?

  1. Profile photo of bordarboy
    bordarboy Male 13-17
    121 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    Link: Is This Really An Alien Autopsy? - Could be, but why does the alien look like Michael Jackson?
  2. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
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    November 17, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    Uh...no?
  3. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
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    November 17, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    Was anyone else waiting for the "alien" to suddenly open its eyes and start screeching?
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
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    November 17, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    LOL. Blue Gloves had obviously never cut a Y-incision before. Still, an impressive effort -- the detail work is good. I give it a B+.

    Still fake, though.
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    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    They should have made the fake alien turn his head and sit up at the end. That would have been cool.
  6. Profile photo of aquaman1227
    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    WHAT DA HELL!?
  7. Profile photo of I_Forget
    I_Forget Male 30-39
    9 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    Wow. Blast from the past. My older brother gave me a copy of this on VHS in the late `80s.
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    Sonsglow Male 18-29
    201 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    uhhhhhh
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    psykoboy264 Male 18-29
    67 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    Congratulations Mr. Skeletor...its a boy
  10. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
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    November 17, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    whoever made that alien is a very talented craftsman
  11. Profile photo of lucid676
    lucid676 Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    No.
  12. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    Lmfao Mr. Alien gets a massage and then things take a bizarre twist.

    Ill call it fake right now and save you hundreds of pro and against posts
  13. Profile photo of citizen_kane
    citizen_kane Male 18-29
    272 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    yes. yes it is real. aliens exist and are humanoids. and they helped build the pyramids.
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    elderban Male 30-39
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    November 17, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    Fake. The skin seems to rubbery when the person is cutting it and there`s very little dermis or subcutis.
  15. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    November 17, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    Didn`t aliens knock down the Trade Center towers, sink the Titanic, set off that volcano in Iceland, and exterminate the Jews in WW2? Naughty aliens!
  16. Profile photo of durdikkimeng
    durdikkimeng Male 50-59
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    November 17, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    Blunt scalpel and an interesting first cut, not a lot inside the chest cavity.
  17. Profile photo of ajd121
    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    That is actually just a regular sized guy who died of starvation, the Real Alien is the one who is performing the autopsy with the Giant Hands.
  18. Profile photo of Zaokii
    Zaokii Female 18-29
    78 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    What concerns me is the fact that the skin peeled away so easily from the ribs. Although proper medical technique was used, it`s just obvious that this is fake.
  19. Profile photo of vmeyer
    vmeyer Male 18-29
    141 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    Maybe all aliens look like Michael Jackson.
  20. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    ya were are all the tendons mm k?
  21. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
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    November 17, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    I agree with kerryfairy82. That was one well made alien. But it def should have had more fascia between the skin and muscle. And that dude was a total hack at dissecting... it was more like manhandling...
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    Zerj Male 18-29
    118 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    Why would the aliens blood be red and not blue or green? Definitely fake
  23. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    looked KIND OF real up until he opened it up.
  24. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    November 17, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    "Why would the aliens blood be red and not blue or green? Definitely fake"

    Yes, alien blood might be more likely to be a color other than red, but it being red is still a possibility, and therefore does not exclude this being real. Other stuff does, but the color of the tissue/blood alone does not.
  25. Profile photo of AfroAussie
    AfroAussie Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    "Why would the aliens blood be red and not blue or green? Definitely fake"

    Because blood is the colour red due to the hemoglobin in the blood. Hemoglobin carriers oxygen round the body. If this alien is oxygen breathing its blood would more then likely be red.
  26. Profile photo of caduceo13
    caduceo13 Male 18-29
    76 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    That`s my neighbor!
  27. Profile photo of izzy_meow
    izzy_meow Female 13-17
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    November 17, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    If this was a real autopsy of an alien, they wouldn`t have a camera so close you could see it all. They`re just showing off how good they are at making a realistic alien. They also wouldn`t risk contamination by having a hand held camera ON THE OPERATING TABLE!!
  28. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    November 17, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    you make the vertical incision first.
  29. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    Even on the off chance this video is real. There`s no way to substantiate it. We`ll never really know if we are the only intelligent life forms in the universe, but I take the route of Stephen Hawking, If there was a race capable of space travel, their civilization would be far more advanced than ours, and they`d view us as primitive beings and probably use us to their benefit or completely ignore us.
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    MSWright88 Female 18-29
    45 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    If it was a real autopsy, done by a medical professional, they would be using a scalpel(sp) for the incision, not an artist`s exact-o knife, and I highly doubt a doctor would ever, EVER, use utility needle-nosed pliers for a medical procedure.
  31. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    "Why would the aliens blood be red and not blue or green? Definitely fake"

    And that is why you will go nowhere significant in your life. I recommend you find this book and read it, I feel that it would benefit you greatly.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    "Fake. The skin seems to rubbery when the person is cutting it and there`s very little dermis or subcutis."

    Ooh look. Another tard assuming that beings from a different planet will have qualities much like our own. Why can`t alien beings have skin that is more rubbery than our own?
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    Jesus christ. After looking through a page of posts, you all assume aliens HAVE to be like us. In no way is that logical. They may be similar in some ways but very rarely will aliens ever be just like us. Such a close-minded group of posters.
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    button_guy Male 18-29
    171 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    I thought aliens were the people who made tacos?
  35. Profile photo of adlinbaby
    adlinbaby Female 18-29
    404 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    I call fake! I mean have you seen how realistic artists creations are now a days?
  36. Profile photo of patridiot
    patridiot Male 30-39
    118 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    father?
  37. Profile photo of tlshaman
    tlshaman Male 13-17
    378 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    @TKD_Master
    umad bro?
  38. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    OMG it IS Michael Jackson! I KNEW he was an alien!!
  39. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    FAKE : if this were at all scientific the surgeon would be making notations for the video as he went along. Describing what he was feeling and seeing as the video took place. Or its true and this type of thing is just common place. either way the general public is just having the piss taken out of them again.
  40. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    >>And that is why you will go nowhere significant in your life.<<

    Yeah! Cause he doesnt believe man... he doesnt believe!

    pfft.
  41. Profile photo of skaterboy17
    skaterboy17 Male 18-29
    296 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    Salty, maybe it`s just that the link didn`t work properly on my computer, but I hear no sound at all from the video. Who are you to say that he`s not recording the video and then recording his voice using a separate instrument, or maybe just speaking and a colleague is taking down what he says?
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    skaterboy17 Male 18-29
    296 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    Although any legitimate autopsy would include breaking open or cutting the ribcage off to get to the organs below it, not just tugging on them until the tissue holding them in place let go.
  43. Profile photo of DrunkStepdad
    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    Simpsons did it
  44. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2010 at 8:02 pm
    cool, organs that are not connected to anything. That`s realistic.
  45. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    I saw this when it was called the curious case of Benjamin button.
  46. Profile photo of stagefreak
    stagefreak Male 18-29
    379 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 9:02 pm
    well at least the alien seems to be enjoying it.
  47. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    OR does MJ look like an alien? Also, probability would suggest that any extraterrestrial life would not be anthropomorphic, so I`m gonna say fake even though I wish with every fiber of my being that it is real.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    Not really professional in applying surgical techniques. No fluids either in the thoracic cavity either. Plus really no direct overhead lighting to expose the thoracic cavity for direct observation. I would think the military would use a more experienced Medical Corner in a hazmat environment. Nice FX though.
  49. Profile photo of Fartman51
    Fartman51 Male 13-17
    67 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    Okay, I`m no pro at exobiology, but i think that a spacefaring race (which is what we should assume this guy would be from if we`re conducting an autopsy on him and assuming it`s an alien) would first need to get a good toehold on it`s home world before it became technological. To do that, it can`t be some tiny little animal, for they would be too busy scurrying amongst the brush escaping large predators to found a civilization. In other words, this little guy is way too small to be practical from an evolutionary point of view. Of course, it could be from a smaller world, but it still has fairly dense bones (marking heavier gravity), as you can see by the effort the surgeon went to to remove the `rib cage`. So it would need to be from a small yet gravitationally strong world. That, coupled with it landing here, dying, and being dissected, are a few too many coincidences in my opinion.
    It`s a fake, but a good fake, and it could be something real but of this world.
  50. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    That is an impressively crafted phony.
  51. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 11:37 pm
    That`s not a real alien. It`s actually a Leprechaun.
  52. Profile photo of Ogen
    Ogen Male 18-29
    441 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 12:06 am
    @Fartman51 I think on any topic it is hard to take someone named Fartman51 seriously.

    But while I think it is a fake as well, because... you know... that little common sense factor. I have to disagree with your opinion that a "tiny little animal" would evolve in such a way as to form a civilization. On Earth, mayhaps that would be true. But we are far from the biggest thing around, in fact we were quite small once too.

    Size is totally relative to location, maybe on a different planet we would be considered giants. You really can`t know these things.
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    ROK9 Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 12:49 am
    kinda lame
  54. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 1:57 am
    NOOOOoooooo WHY? he didn`t do any thin to you! He just wanted to cross over the rainbow!
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    sjay2005 Female 18-29
    117 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 4:32 am
    Probability of being fake is very high, but if it was a real autopsy I`d be more inclined to say this looked like a very deformed baby, not an alien.
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    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 7:27 am
    you can tell its rubber lmao
  57. Profile photo of fistingisfun
    fistingisfun Male 30-39
    57 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 7:34 am
    Why isn`t the guy doing the autopsy dictating his remarks? Also why is the quality of the footage so poor? If this were to be real surely the authorities would be filming in HD to capture as much high quality footage for further study. I`m pretty certain they wouldn`t be using cameras that are no better than the average camera phone.

    I call fake.
  58. Profile photo of ishkabibbles
    ishkabibbles Male 18-29
    155 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 7:45 am
    ya this is so fake... syfy has a show that was able to recreate a supposed "alien encounter" in the woods. They did a remarkable job of debunking all these videos.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 8:27 am
    Thats Kopnmph. He was just over at the house a couple months ago. He wanted to take one of the dogs but my wife just couldn`t part with them. We told him there were some cats at the end of the street and some cows in a field about 10 miles away. He said "Thanks thank Thanks yo you. eArTh Nice. live long and prosper per per." He was a great guy. He gave us a rock when he departed. Not sure what its for but its about the size of a baseball and looks like dirty gold and always has shadows on it. I think its a key to the door or the "Puerta de Hayu Marca"(Gate of the Gods)in Lake Titicaca,Peru. The only problem being Peru is a long way away. I have a job and cant just hop on a flight any time I want. I guess I could have asked Kopnmph and his friends for a ride but you know what they say about riding with strangers. I mean he was a good guy but I didn`t want him putting thing up my butt. Well its sad to see him dead but I guess all beings must die. Good bye Kopnmph.
  60. Profile photo of bibinos
    bibinos Male 18-29
    37 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 10:28 am
    Why oh why do aliens have to be human-looking?

    If they leaved in a enviromentally hostile(for humans) planet they would have to adapt to that planets conditions. And considering that humans are not so strong,id rather accept a smart roosterroach as aliens.
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    greguire Male 18-29
    85 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 10:54 am
    He doesn`t look amused! haha
  62. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    November 18, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    Im calling fake,!
  63. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    November 18, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    If Skeletor and Valdemort had a child, THIS is what it would look like.
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    I want to believe....but I don`t.
  64. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    @bibinos it makes sense for all the sensory organs to be placed like that. the being has to be bipedal and have manipulative arms (more than 4 limbs would just use too much brain power than it has to).and for an inteligent enough being, they wouldnt have to be strong, just smart hence the human like head. thats why they always look like humans. in a perverse kinda way i guess.
  65. Profile photo of The-Brit
    The-Brit Male 50-59
    124 posts
    November 18, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    Well done but the knife gives it away.
  66. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
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    November 18, 2010 at 11:41 pm
    so kitchen gloves and x-acto-knives are how they do autopsies huh...good job making the doll look real (except for the inside) but seriously,why go through all the trouble just to mess it up with such an oversight?
  67. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    "Why did you think you could take over the world with a white Michael Jackson anyway?"
    "DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!"
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    romanwho Male 13-17
    119 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 9:44 pm
    Who else was expecting him to open his eyes and look at the camera?
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    dielaughing Female 13-17
    129 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 12:57 am
    I bet that dude felt like an idiot.
  70. Profile photo of Slicktorino
    Slicktorino Male 18-29
    87 posts
    December 21, 2010 at 9:14 am
    Yeah, surgical supply store man, buy a damn scalpel and make it look legit...

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