I`m Surprising My Boyfriend In Bed Tonight [Pic]

Submitted by: ElaNichole 6 years ago in Funny

Good idea or lame?
There are 46 comments:
Male 2,388
ass to mouth?
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Female 298
no dude. there are two pairs of circles in front of each other with the front pair wider apart. of course its knees. Idiot.
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Female 4,086
no imagination.
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Male 1,451
What`s with the circles? Knees? Elbows? Ballsack?
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Male 946
My first thought upon seeing this was "dirty twister". That way, more than two can play.
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Male 1,834
nice
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Male 1,505
If you need Kama Sutra sheets to keep the fun going before the knot is tied, it`s gonna be a long cold marriage.
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Male 490
@Guardingnome

>What I said<

>Your head<


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I know it`s Kamasutra, hence why I laughed, but I said "Karmasheetra" would imply "action sheets," which is also funny.

Or not.
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Male 703
Why not collect the whole set - wallpaper, carpet, dining-table cover, toilet lid...
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Male 2,893
@hwkiller
Are you kidding me?
It`s referring to the Kamasutra.
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Male 25,416
lolz
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Male 47
do you need to have a third person there to spin to see what body part goes where?
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Male 205
what are you supposed to put on circles? I was thinking knees, but... is that a wild-card, maybe?
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Male 490
Lol at "Karmasheetra"
I suppose since Karma refers to "action" in the Hindu context, then this is similar to saying "action sheets," which isn`t entirely wrong.
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Male 558
why don`t you surprise the lad by getting a bed that isn`t hideously ugly?
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Female 667
I think it is supposed to say KAMA Sheetra(Kama Sutra), not KARMA Sheetra. Just saying.
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Male 705
Okay, so you have to hunt down different numbers and stay in those positions for a period of time before moving to the next.
And you have to MANTAIN A HARD-ON
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Male 15,510
I wonder why on earth they are called "Karma"
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Female 2,674
Wicker is never sexy...
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Male 15,832
[quote]"So I`m supposed to put my foot WHERE?!"[/quote]
Lol.
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Female 3,598
haha cute concept. but i`d have to say that hunting down all your numbers for the different positions might just slow the mood down a bit eh?
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Male 120
"So I`m supposed to put my foot WHERE?!"
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Female 1,593
name fail! Kama Sutra + sheets does not = "karma sheetra"

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I`m glad I`m not the only one who noticed that. lol
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Female 1,181
man, fabarati has some kinky grandparents.
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Male 5,101
I want 7!!
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Male 953
"Lame. If you need this, you`re probably single."

Hell ... if my girlfreind ever brought this home I probably "wouldn`t" be single...
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Male 8
That wicker furniture was not originally white...
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Male 950
That`s pretty clever, good fo a gag gift I guess
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Male 1,240
The perfect Christmas present for your grandparents!
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Female 4,039
Family game night!
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Male 4,746
Lame. If you need this, you`re probably single.
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Male 314
@Gerry
LMFAOOO
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Male 6,694
I want to play.
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Male 123
Is he shy? That`s a lot of people.
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Male 15,832
"Okay, my turn to spin. Let`s see...peen to...BROWN! Woo hoo!"
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Male 17
good idea! ;)
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Male 2,441
Clever
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Male 769
come here, Blutdurstig... let me show you...

mwuah huah huaaaahhhh....
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Male 38,739
silly games with rules.

I just like a big sheet of plastic and a LARGE bottle of Wesson Oil! Then try to catch each other.
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Male 149
name fail! Kama Sutra + sheets does not = "karma sheetra"
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Male 10,855
TWISTER
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Male 541
Haha thats awesome. This is how twister should have been made.
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Female 850
LOL i get it. "karma sheetra."
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Female 165
Whut? o.O

Trying to figure out how the placement works...
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Male 586
confusing
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Female 64
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