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Date: 11/22/10 02:18 PM

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  1. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    Link: If You`re Ever Sexually Assulted, Do This - The first three suggestions, we can all agree on. The fourth suggestion, how does that work?
  2. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2197 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    Couldn`t you get in trouble for vomiting on a TSA agent?
  3. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    Sounds like a normal Sat. night around here.
  4. Profile photo of mega_luis15
    mega_luis15 Male 18-29
    388 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    that would definitely stop ME from raping anyone...
  5. Profile photo of mega_luis15
    mega_luis15 Male 18-29
    388 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    not that it ever has....(suspicious look)
  6. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    Boomer!
  7. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    if you`re being sexually assulted (whatever that is) you should obviously stay in control... what?
  8. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    If you`ve been drinking, it`s much easier than you think.
  9. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    ...and pray they`re not into Japanese porn.
  10. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    "The fourth suggestion, how does that work? "

    Three guaranteed techniques:
    1) put your finger down your throat
    2) imagine Rush Limbaugh naked
    3) imagine anyone kissing pmaren

  11. Profile photo of Dagaz20
    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
    382 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    haha
  12. Profile photo of Jats
    Jats Male 18-29
    242 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    Innocent bulimics rejoice!
  13. Profile photo of Djarum
    Djarum Male 18-29
    307 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    They`ve never heard of 2girlsone.
  14. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    Desperate times require desperate measures
  15. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    @Djarum- 2Girls1RabidBadger.
  16. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    Don`t`t`t`t`t
  17. Profile photo of mrgimpy
    mrgimpy Male 30-39
    56 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    ***WARNING: Does not work in Japan.
  18. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    Goddamn it, I had to get the only rapist with a Vomit Fetish!
  19. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    ***WARNING: Does not work in Japan.

    ^^THIS!!!!!!!
  20. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2345 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    ***WARNING: Does not work in Japan.

    ^^^^THIS!!!! +1
  21. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    ***WARNING: Does not work in Japan.

    mrgimpy wins, flawless victory!
  22. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    WTF? I was actually hoping for some helpful advice. Well... I guess it could be....lol
  23. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    Yeah, mrgimpy won. His prize: being vomited on. Of course, that`s a normal saturday for him.

    Must be japanese.
  24. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    ***WARNING: Does not work in Japan.

    ---

    You sir, win 100 internets.
  25. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    They forgot: Scream and defecate on yourself.
  26. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    Four is actually GREAT. Why? Evidence at the scene that will be impossible to clean before discovery. Not to mention it kills the sex drive.
  27. Profile photo of Durrell
    Durrell Male 18-29
    136 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    the vomiting part works simply for a psycological reason. it will deter and turn off the asailant.
  28. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    "The fourth suggestion, how does that work? "

    Three guaranteed techniques:
    1) put your finger down your throat
    2) imagine Rush Limbaugh naked
    3) imagine anyone kissing pmaren

    4)F**KING MIRACLES!
  29. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    Who would ever want to be vomited on? I think it would work perfectly.
  30. Profile photo of Ogen
    Ogen Male 18-29
    441 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    Oh is that how to get through the TSA quickly?
  31. Profile photo of 1gr8slice
    1gr8slice Male 40-49
    364 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    ***WARNING: Does not work in Japan.

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    Why so stingy with the internets, OmgZelda? That is worth 1,000 at a minimum.
  32. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36182 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    that vomit thing totally didn`t work
  33. Profile photo of Wraithix
    Wraithix Male 30-39
    178 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    lol @ 1gr8slice
  34. Profile photo of duckbringer1
    duckbringer1 Female 18-29
    49 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    the last one is a tip only for the pro`s... a "protip" if you will.
  35. Profile photo of WarPaint
    WarPaint Male 18-29
    9 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    Who would ever want to be vomited on? I think it would work perfectly.

    Unless you miss.
  36. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    That last one is a terrible piece of advice. Unless you`re close to vomiting already, or you`re a pro at forcing yourself to vomit, you`re probably gonna spend about 30-60 seconds with your finger in your throat trying to puke.

    I know because that`s about how long it took me to force myself to puke when I realized I`d just eaten half a burrito that had peanuts in it (I`m allergic).
  37. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    I`m pretty sure the annorexic bulemic girls could accomplish this.
    Also, why would you leave a bar with a guy you just met if you DID`T want to screw?
  38. Profile photo of kiriluv
    kiriluv Female 18-29
    203 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    HAha....thanks IAB, could you have told me this in April BEFORE my bf raped me?
  39. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    @kiriluv
    Sorry, i just cant laugh to that one
  40. Profile photo of CallofKtulu
    CallofKtulu Male 18-29
    245 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    THIS IS IN THE BATHROOM IN MY DORM. IN THE GUY`S DORM. There are also warnings about not leaving feminine products in the bathrooms.
    Honestly I considered the advice, but it would be so much more traumatic if the person assaulting you was into that kind of thing. Then you would have barf all over yourself for no reason, AND would be getting raped. It would probably even encourage him.
  41. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    Or you could pretend to give him a blowjob and bite his dick off.
    You`re on your own after that........
  42. Profile photo of ErinBtx
    ErinBtx Female 18-29
    83 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    apparently vomiting has saved people from being raped. what i don`t get is "call your emergency contact". excuse me, before you rape me, can i make a phone call to my emergency contact?
  43. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 8:04 pm
    Okay this is something I`ve always wondered about, but never brought up because it`s a sick thing to think (I think..) and don`t want people going "really?" at me. But it`s IAB, so who really cares (it`s not like this place is very classy NO OFFENSE). But what happens if a guy rapes (or attempts to) a woman on her period? Like seriously-- would a tampon be a deterrent, or would he even notice and force it anyway (because that would lead to SO MANY other problems). I would think a pad would be even more of a boner killer, but maybe it would just enrage him more and you`d be worse off for it.

    Yes these are the thoughts I have when I desperately hope I get through life without having to deal with that kind of crap.
  44. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    @Boadicea: I would venture to guess that it would not be a deterrant since most violent rape is a power play, not necessarily sexual desire. Usually blood is expected from the assailent anyways, I don`t think it would matter from where.

    I think many women simply don`t realize what is happening until it is too late. And then when it is happening, they don`t know how to fight effectively.

    And by effectively, I mean you kick, hit, scratch and bite until he either stops, goes away, dies... or you`re kicking and hitting so hard and often you break your feet and hands.

    Or just don`t put yourself in vulnerable situations in the first place.

    Nobody deserves rape, but some girls really don`t help their case.

  45. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    uhhh i guess that would work
  46. Profile photo of koolwalla
    koolwalla Male 18-29
    96 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    i threw up on a dog trying to hump me once.. it totally works! he was all into the vomit after that.
  47. Profile photo of walterppj
    walterppj Male 30-39
    125 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    Don`t` ???

    Are we seriously so apostrophe crazy that we have to include them when they don`t even remotely belong?

    Also - Ditto to what spurlbyburbl said
  48. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    @Boadicia

    I knew a guy who had sex with a girl while she was wearing a tampon (it was consentual; they were just drunk and she forgot). Aparantly it got really painful for him and in the end he got like, rugburned. Took him weeks to recover and he allegedly still has a scar.

    So to answer your question, the tampon might not be a deterrant, but it would for sure make a shorter duration.
  49. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    But it`s IAB, so who really cares (it`s not like this place is very classy NO OFFENSE).
    Excuse me? I do beg your pardon young lady, but IAB is the very epitome of urbane gentility and the most exsquisite etiquette.

    Why, I was just today regaling a gentleman friend on how here we often engage in the most witty of éntre-mange conversation, with bon mots flying around this with such regularity that the ghost of Oscar Wilde himself often holds his sides entreating us to stop for the sake of his very health! Strangely some individuals don`t seem to share in our mirth, and are clearly unable to appreciate the high art of the content and comments posted herein this house of dedication to the very essence of haute couture.

    Philistines.
  50. Profile photo of AtomicTamale
    AtomicTamale Male 18-29
    74 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 9:11 pm
    4th suggestion works if you`re a zombie..
  51. Profile photo of roxybee
    roxybee Female 18-29
    33 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    A brilliant last resort
  52. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    ***WARNING: Does not work in Japan.
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    Why so stingy with the internets, OmgZelda? That is worth 1,000 at a minimum.
    How many Internets is it worth to have been the FIRST to make a Japanese porn joke? Not whining, just asking...
  53. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 9:39 pm
    @davymid

    Pssh I ain`t no philistine. Christ on a saltine!
  54. Profile photo of toasteroven
    toasteroven Female 18-29
    12 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 9:48 pm
    Actually this is rather common knowledge for women, I`ve heard it a million times. If attacked, even gagging (as if you are about to throw up) will cause the attacker to flinch enough to hopefully loosen the grip and escape.
  55. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 9:55 pm
    A friend of mine got raped at a bar (dragged into the toilets), and he... anally raped her. She got him to stop by saying she was going to poo if he kept going.

    Really awful story to tell, I know. True though. She called the police, they caught him and he went to jail, so at least a happy ending in that sense. Not that she will ever get over what happened.
  56. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1596 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    all these ppl were sexually assualting him

  57. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 10:00 pm
    Splurbyburbl, most rape is in fact based on sexual desire. Most rapists are not these power hungry deviants as portrayed by the media, but just regular guys who get carried away (most often the boyfriends or husbands of the victim). It`s easy to go from "oh she`s just playing hard to get" to "who is she to say no to me".
  58. Profile photo of Lauryn
    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    ahh good old #4... works on everyone except asians... they get more turned on by it!!
  59. Profile photo of Selfluminous
    Selfluminous Male 18-29
    86 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 11:52 pm
    @Lauryn: No U
  60. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 11:54 pm
    Squirtle?
  61. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:22 am
    Seems like there should really be some more steps between calling a friend and projectile vomiting.
  62. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:11 am
    Perhaps sh*ting yourself could work as well? Seriously though what ever woman should know is how to trip a man who comes up behind her. Gotta be prepared for that senario. Legs behind his and push him over backwards.
  63. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:25 am
    @Graddle "Squirtle?"
    more like Muk
  64. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 2:41 am
    "Splurbyburbl, most rape is in fact based on sexual desire."

    This is why I was sure to say "violent rape" and not just "rape".
  65. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 2:42 am
    Oh, ang Kaagan...I hate you.

    That is all.
  66. Profile photo of Dooked
    Dooked Male 18-29
    517 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 2:56 am
    Well it sure would kill the rapist mood for me... xD
  67. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 4:21 am
    Just start peeing everywhere. Unless he`s into that D: Burping is a pretty big turn off!?
  68. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 5:24 am
    don`t`?
  69. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 6:53 am
    splurbyburbl: what about rape victims like me, who`s assailant was an unknown person who broke into my bedroom in the middle of the night. I had no prior contact with this guy... how did I put myself in that situation??

    I don`t want to start a flame war, but your comment just came across very generalized.

    I know you said "some girls" but shouldn`t all women have the freedom to meet new people? If you were to live your life avoiding every single action that could possible lead you to danger- you would never have any fun. You would never dance in the rain (for fear of lightning strike) Never go on a first date to a movie (dark theater + stranger = bad situation) or take yourself out to dinner (solitary woman = easy target)There are more examples.
    I`m not trying to argue with you, just disagree respectfully. :)
  70. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 7:28 am
    @green_btrfly: What happened to you is unfortunate.

    One only has to do a web search for "rape statistics" to find all the statistics per general circumstance. Yes, I spoke in a very general manner as if to say, "if the shoe fits". Does that shoe fit you? Judging from your story, it doe not. Furthermore, it seems you are taking your very personal encounter and very specific story and applying it to my general description. Sometimes bad things happen to good people are there exceptions to the rule. I am sure that now you make damn sure your house is secure before going to sleep at night, right? Did you report the crime?

    I mean, we can sit here and pick apart every single aspect of "rape", but it is a very convoluted subject. For instance, Statutory rape can be forced, coerced or even concentual albeit illegal.


  71. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 7:40 am
    Or we can talk about how sometimes a girl will go out not having any plan on how to end a night safely. A good plan being: tell some friends where you are going, who you will be with, what time you expect to be done and to have a safety/alarm word. It is certainly not a persons fault for being raped if they DO NOT do these things... I am not implying that. I will say however, that a person that does not have a good plan and gets assaulted should really think about what they could have done differently to avoid being vulnerable. And sometimes (perhaps in your case?) a person can take every perceivable precaution and still be assaulted. That would be where I would start talking about in-close fighting and weapons of opportunity. I would also talk about other home security things they may not have thought of. I could go on and on...
  72. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 7:48 am
    @ruthless1990:

    I don`t think anyone on this thread has blamed the victim once.
  73. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 7:53 am
    Yeah, I just never leave the house without one of these bad boys up my hoo-ha. Yup, thems razor blades... maybe he`ll be the one to vomit.

  74. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 8:01 am
    Ugh. Vomit. Thats just nasty.
  75. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 8:07 am
    @splurbyburbl
    fair point, i mistook your comment back to green btrfly and presumed you had at some point suggested it was a girls fault, my bad, i will delete my posts, i just get annoyed when people do, rape is one of those things i get really angry about...
  76. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 10:15 am
    Don`t`
  77. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 10:37 am
    If I didn`t leave bars with men I hardly knew while out of my wits intoxicated I`d still be single right now.
  78. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 10:46 am
    @DixxyRarr Just don`t get drunk and forget to take it out when you want to get some. ;-()
  79. Profile photo of bastrid
    bastrid Female 30-39
    47 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 11:43 am
    `Ugh. Vomit. Thats just nasty.`

    Well sweetcheeks so is rape
  80. Profile photo of Bored-er
    Bored-er Female 18-29
    148 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    unless you`re in to that sort of thing...
  81. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    @ruthless1990:

    It`s cool. It is hard to talk on these subjects without ruffling a few feathers. Some other people on here know I can be a prick troll, but I decided to be nice and understanding on this one.
  82. Profile photo of ilfg
    ilfg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    whatever you do, don`t` proofread your signs.
  83. Profile photo of snidwid
    snidwid Male 13-17
    117 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    @Bored-er
    I am...
  84. Profile photo of button_guy
    button_guy Male 18-29
    171 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    Carry a weapon. Make sure you`re with GOOD friends that won`t ditch you. Tell assailant you have a guillotine like vagina, or AIDS. Go for the eyes, pretty sure long fingernails can be used for more than just looking pretty. Nuts can easily be torn off, and should be, if some Piece Of S#it tries anything.
  85. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 7:03 pm
    Hmmm... really!
  86. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 10:21 pm
    puke
  87. Profile photo of mackin
    mackin Male 30-39
    210 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 10:27 pm
    There`s actual logic to this
    1) Better to puke than be raped
    2) Immediate distraction and also kills the "mood"
    3) Marks assailant for later identification (within a short time frame, of course)

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