If You`re Ever Sexually Assulted, Do This [Pic]

Submitted by: ajr2006 6 years ago in Weird

The first three suggestions, we can all agree on. The fourth suggestion, how does that work?
There are 87 comments:
Male 210
There`s actual logic to this
1) Better to puke than be raped
2) Immediate distraction and also kills the "mood"
3) Marks assailant for later identification (within a short time frame, of course)
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Male 1,834
puke
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Male 25,416
Hmmm... really!
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Male 171
Carry a weapon. Make sure you`re with GOOD friends that won`t ditch you. Tell assailant you have a guillotine like vagina, or AIDS. Go for the eyes, pretty sure long fingernails can be used for more than just looking pretty. Nuts can easily be torn off, and should be, if some Piece Of S#it tries anything.
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Male 117
@Bored-er
I am...
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Male 336
whatever you do, don`t` proofread your signs.
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Male 2,796
@ruthless1990:

It`s cool. It is hard to talk on these subjects without ruffling a few feathers. Some other people on here know I can be a prick troll, but I decided to be nice and understanding on this one.
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Female 148
unless you`re in to that sort of thing...
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Female 47
`Ugh. Vomit. Thats just nasty.`

Well sweetcheeks so is rape
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Male 15,832
@DixxyRarr Just don`t get drunk and forget to take it out when you want to get some. ;-()
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Female 4,039
If I didn`t leave bars with men I hardly knew while out of my wits intoxicated I`d still be single right now.
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Female 535
Don`t`
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Female 3,001
@splurbyburbl
fair point, i mistook your comment back to green btrfly and presumed you had at some point suggested it was a girls fault, my bad, i will delete my posts, i just get annoyed when people do, rape is one of those things i get really angry about...
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Male 6,693
Ugh. Vomit. Thats just nasty.
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Female 2,674
Yeah, I just never leave the house without one of these bad boys up my hoo-ha. Yup, thems razor blades... maybe he`ll be the one to vomit.

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Male 2,796
@ruthless1990:

I don`t think anyone on this thread has blamed the victim once.
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Male 2,796
Or we can talk about how sometimes a girl will go out not having any plan on how to end a night safely. A good plan being: tell some friends where you are going, who you will be with, what time you expect to be done and to have a safety/alarm word. It is certainly not a persons fault for being raped if they DO NOT do these things... I am not implying that. I will say however, that a person that does not have a good plan and gets assaulted should really think about what they could have done differently to avoid being vulnerable. And sometimes (perhaps in your case?) a person can take every perceivable precaution and still be assaulted. That would be where I would start talking about in-close fighting and weapons of opportunity. I would also talk about other home security things they may not have thought of. I could go on and on...
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Male 2,796
@green_btrfly: What happened to you is unfortunate.

One only has to do a web search for "rape statistics" to find all the statistics per general circumstance. Yes, I spoke in a very general manner as if to say, "if the shoe fits". Does that shoe fit you? Judging from your story, it doe not. Furthermore, it seems you are taking your very personal encounter and very specific story and applying it to my general description. Sometimes bad things happen to good people are there exceptions to the rule. I am sure that now you make damn sure your house is secure before going to sleep at night, right? Did you report the crime?

I mean, we can sit here and pick apart every single aspect of "rape", but it is a very convoluted subject. For instance, Statutory rape can be forced, coerced or even concentual albeit illegal.


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Female 751
splurbyburbl: what about rape victims like me, who`s assailant was an unknown person who broke into my bedroom in the middle of the night. I had no prior contact with this guy... how did I put myself in that situation??

I don`t want to start a flame war, but your comment just came across very generalized.

I know you said "some girls" but shouldn`t all women have the freedom to meet new people? If you were to live your life avoiding every single action that could possible lead you to danger- you would never have any fun. You would never dance in the rain (for fear of lightning strike) Never go on a first date to a movie (dark theater + stranger = bad situation) or take yourself out to dinner (solitary woman = easy target)There are more examples.
I`m not trying to argue with you, just disagree respectfully. :)
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Male 558
don`t`?
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Male 1,067
Just start peeing everywhere. Unless he`s into that D: Burping is a pretty big turn off!?
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Male 516
Well it sure would kill the rapist mood for me... xD
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Male 2,796
Oh, ang Kaagan...I hate you.

That is all.
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Male 2,796
"Splurbyburbl, most rape is in fact based on sexual desire."

This is why I was sure to say "violent rape" and not just "rape".
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Male 371
@Graddle "Squirtle?"
more like Muk
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Female 1,101
Perhaps sh*ting yourself could work as well? Seriously though what ever woman should know is how to trip a man who comes up behind her. Gotta be prepared for that senario. Legs behind his and push him over backwards.
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Male 521
Seems like there should really be some more steps between calling a friend and projectile vomiting.
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Male 2,552
Squirtle?
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Male 86
@Lauryn: No U
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Female 437
ahh good old #4... works on everyone except asians... they get more turned on by it!!
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Female 1,963
Splurbyburbl, most rape is in fact based on sexual desire. Most rapists are not these power hungry deviants as portrayed by the media, but just regular guys who get carried away (most often the boyfriends or husbands of the victim). It`s easy to go from "oh she`s just playing hard to get" to "who is she to say no to me".
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Male 1,627
all these ppl were sexually assualting him

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Female 1,963
A friend of mine got raped at a bar (dragged into the toilets), and he... anally raped her. She got him to stop by saying she was going to poo if he kept going.

Really awful story to tell, I know. True though. She called the police, they caught him and he went to jail, so at least a happy ending in that sense. Not that she will ever get over what happened.
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Female 12
Actually this is rather common knowledge for women, I`ve heard it a million times. If attacked, even gagging (as if you are about to throw up) will cause the attacker to flinch enough to hopefully loosen the grip and escape.
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Female 1,677
@davymid

Pssh I ain`t no philistine. Christ on a saltine!
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Male 15,832
[quote]***WARNING: Does not work in Japan.
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Why so stingy with the internets, OmgZelda? That is worth 1,000 at a minimum.[/quote]
How many Internets is it worth to have been the FIRST to make a Japanese porn joke? Not whining, just asking...
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Female 33
A brilliant last resort
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Male 74
4th suggestion works if you`re a zombie..
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Male 12,138
[quote]But it`s IAB, so who really cares (it`s not like this place is very classy NO OFFENSE). [/quote]
Excuse me? I do beg your pardon young lady, but IAB is the very epitome of urbane gentility and the most exsquisite etiquette.

Why, I was just today regaling a gentleman friend on how here we often engage in the most witty of éntre-mange conversation, with bon mots flying around this with such regularity that the ghost of Oscar Wilde himself often holds his sides entreating us to stop for the sake of his very health! Strangely some individuals don`t seem to share in our mirth, and are clearly unable to appreciate the high art of the content and comments posted herein this house of dedication to the very essence of haute couture.

Philistines.
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Male 1,164
@Boadicia

I knew a guy who had sex with a girl while she was wearing a tampon (it was consentual; they were just drunk and she forgot). Aparantly it got really painful for him and in the end he got like, rugburned. Took him weeks to recover and he allegedly still has a scar.

So to answer your question, the tampon might not be a deterrant, but it would for sure make a shorter duration.
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Male 125
Don`t` ???

Are we seriously so apostrophe crazy that we have to include them when they don`t even remotely belong?

Also - Ditto to what spurlbyburbl said
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Male 96
i threw up on a dog trying to hump me once.. it totally works! he was all into the vomit after that.
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Female 850
uhhh i guess that would work
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Male 2,796
@Boadicea: I would venture to guess that it would not be a deterrant since most violent rape is a power play, not necessarily sexual desire. Usually blood is expected from the assailent anyways, I don`t think it would matter from where.

I think many women simply don`t realize what is happening until it is too late. And then when it is happening, they don`t know how to fight effectively.

And by effectively, I mean you kick, hit, scratch and bite until he either stops, goes away, dies... or you`re kicking and hitting so hard and often you break your feet and hands.

Or just don`t put yourself in vulnerable situations in the first place.

Nobody deserves rape, but some girls really don`t help their case.

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Female 1,677
Okay this is something I`ve always wondered about, but never brought up because it`s a sick thing to think (I think..) and don`t want people going "really?" at me. But it`s IAB, so who really cares (it`s not like this place is very classy NO OFFENSE). But what happens if a guy rapes (or attempts to) a woman on her period? Like seriously-- would a tampon be a deterrent, or would he even notice and force it anyway (because that would lead to SO MANY other problems). I would think a pad would be even more of a boner killer, but maybe it would just enrage him more and you`d be worse off for it.

Yes these are the thoughts I have when I desperately hope I get through life without having to deal with that kind of crap.
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Female 83
apparently vomiting has saved people from being raped. what i don`t get is "call your emergency contact". excuse me, before you rape me, can i make a phone call to my emergency contact?
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Male 2,893
Or you could pretend to give him a blowjob and bite his dick off.
You`re on your own after that........
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Male 245
THIS IS IN THE BATHROOM IN MY DORM. IN THE GUY`S DORM. There are also warnings about not leaving feminine products in the bathrooms.
Honestly I considered the advice, but it would be so much more traumatic if the person assaulting you was into that kind of thing. Then you would have barf all over yourself for no reason, AND would be getting raped. It would probably even encourage him.
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Male 1,222
@kiriluv
Sorry, i just cant laugh to that one
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Female 203
HAha....thanks IAB, could you have told me this in April BEFORE my bf raped me?
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Female 3,562
I`m pretty sure the annorexic bulemic girls could accomplish this.
Also, why would you leave a bar with a guy you just met if you DID`T want to screw?
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Male 2,868
That last one is a terrible piece of advice. Unless you`re close to vomiting already, or you`re a pro at forcing yourself to vomit, you`re probably gonna spend about 30-60 seconds with your finger in your throat trying to puke.

I know because that`s about how long it took me to force myself to puke when I realized I`d just eaten half a burrito that had peanuts in it (I`m allergic).
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Male 9
Who would ever want to be vomited on? I think it would work perfectly.

Unless you miss.
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Female 49
the last one is a tip only for the pro`s... a "protip" if you will.
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Male 177
lol @ 1gr8slice
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Male 39,880
that vomit thing totally didn`t work
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Male 364
***WARNING: Does not work in Japan.

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Why so stingy with the internets, OmgZelda? That is worth 1,000 at a minimum.
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Male 441
Oh is that how to get through the TSA quickly?
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Male 2,441
Who would ever want to be vomited on? I think it would work perfectly.
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Male 2,796
"The fourth suggestion, how does that work? "

Three guaranteed techniques:
1) put your finger down your throat
2) imagine Rush Limbaugh naked
3) imagine anyone kissing pmaren

4)F**KING MIRACLES!
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Male 136
the vomiting part works simply for a psycological reason. it will deter and turn off the asailant.
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Male 4,014
Four is actually GREAT. Why? Evidence at the scene that will be impossible to clean before discovery. Not to mention it kills the sex drive.
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Male 768
They forgot: Scream and defecate on yourself.
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Female 1,593
***WARNING: Does not work in Japan.

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You sir, win 100 internets.
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Male 1,240
Yeah, mrgimpy won. His prize: being vomited on. Of course, that`s a normal saturday for him.

Must be japanese.
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Female 494
WTF? I was actually hoping for some helpful advice. Well... I guess it could be....lol
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Male 1,882
***WARNING: Does not work in Japan.

mrgimpy wins, flawless victory!
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2,831
***WARNING: Does not work in Japan.

^^^^THIS!!!! +1
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Male 10,338
***WARNING: Does not work in Japan.

^^THIS!!!!!!!
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Male 8,300
Goddamn it, I had to get the only rapist with a Vomit Fetish!
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Male 56
***WARNING: Does not work in Japan.
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Male 1,557
Don`t`t`t`t`t
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Male 4,680
@Djarum- 2Girls1RabidBadger.
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Male 15,510
Desperate times require desperate measures
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Male 307
They`ve never heard of 2girlsone[insert noun].
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Male 242
Innocent bulimics rejoice!
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Female 382
haha
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Male 1,054
"The fourth suggestion, how does that work? "

Three guaranteed techniques:
1) put your finger down your throat
2) imagine Rush Limbaugh naked
3) imagine anyone kissing pmaren

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Male 15,832
...and pray they`re not into Japanese porn.
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Male 2,034
If you`ve been drinking, it`s much easier than you think.
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Male 2,419
if you`re being sexually assulted (whatever that is) you should obviously stay in control... what?
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Male 1,081
Boomer!
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Male 388
not that it ever has....(suspicious look)
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Male 388
that would definitely stop ME from raping anyone...
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Male 491
Sounds like a normal Sat. night around here.
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Male 2,669
Couldn`t you get in trouble for vomiting on a TSA agent?
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Male 943
Link: If You`re Ever Sexually Assulted, Do This [Pic] [Rate Link] - The first three suggestions, we can all agree on. The fourth suggestion, how does that work?
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