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Date: 11/23/10 01:00 PM

80 Responses to How To Wash And Bathe Your Cat

  1. Profile photo of DaShiVa
    DaShiVa Male 30-39
    47 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 11:37 am
    Link: How To Wash And Bathe Your Cat - This video shows how to effectively wash a cat that has fleas. No special effects were used in the making of this video.
  2. Profile photo of WolfStar
    WolfStar Female 18-29
    455 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    Yeah, or you could just put some actual flea treatment on the back of its neck and let the poor little bastard go on its merry way without sticking it under a tap. Dick.
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    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    feel sorry for his girlfriend... that sound means she likes it!
  4. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    You can tell it`s declawed.

    I have scars from the one and only time I tried that.
  5. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    drat that - last time I tried to wash my cat, the day after I went to work and everyone asked me if I had started self-harming.

    Anyway, cats are mostly self-cleaning.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
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    November 23, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    I suggest clipping their nails, then catnip, and a double bowl kitchen sink. One with fresh like warm rinse water. I would use flea soap recommended by veterinarian.
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    Glowy Male 18-29
    354 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    NWROOOOOOOOHH
  8. Profile photo of dreadqueen00
    dreadqueen00 Female 18-29
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    November 23, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    It freaks me out that he sounds like a child screaming "NOOOOO!"
  9. Profile photo of Crabcakes
    Crabcakes Male 30-39
    226 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    @WolfStar: Sometimes, you have no choice but to fully bathe the cat.

    One of our cats has very thick, dense fur, and those on-the-neck flea treatments just DO NOT work on him, so, he gets a bath.

    We`re lucky, though, in that he`s pretty tolerant of water. I can sit him in the water and grab stuff, and he doesn`t try to get away.
  10. Profile photo of Grif_91
    Grif_91 Male 13-17
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    November 23, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    That sounds a lot like "NOOOO!!!!"
  11. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
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    November 23, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    "Yeah, or you could just put some actual flea treatment on the back of its neck and let the poor little bastard go on its merry way without sticking it under a tap. Dick."

    im sure he knows that he can do that...if you look at his username it explains the whole video...

    that said this was hilarious :)
  12. Profile photo of c3rv4
    c3rv4 Male 18-29
    270 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    the cat was like: "Noooes..."
  13. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    "That sound means it is enjoying it."
    haha
    Using catnip is a genius idea.
  14. Profile photo of VirtualParty
    VirtualParty Male 18-29
    787 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    Flea medicine isn`t gonna do anything about stuff caught in its fur in clumps. Unemntionable stuff...
  15. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    "Let it get good and high" lol

    If you bathe a cat frequently from the time it`s a kitten, it`ll grow to enjoy them (at least that`s what I`ve read).
  16. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    November 23, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    That was painful to watch
  17. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    November 23, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    ah I was afraid that my cat was making the sound because he hated me, I feel good now, I might give him a bath now <3
  18. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    And that ladies and gentlemen is how you rid your puussy of parasites...
  19. Profile photo of Oscola
    Oscola Male 18-29
    349 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    Wolfstar.

    If the cat stinks of crap, stick it under a tap. That wasn`t meant to rhyme. I don`t make my points with lyrical verse usually.
  20. Profile photo of jeepjones
    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    If I were to do that to my cat, even if were overdosing on catnip it would have torn every inch of flesh from my arms as well as tearing my eyeballs out, btw the cat was saying NO.
  21. Profile photo of Plague555
    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    "and this can develop a level of trust between you and your cat"

    Cat: "noooooooooooooooooooo"

    xD
  22. Profile photo of KemmyG
    KemmyG Female 18-29
    23 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    That`s exactly what mine sounds like when I give him a bath. It`s like a cry for bloody murder that makes you feel inhumane. But hmm, I think that fellow needs a more current Cat -> Humand dictionary. I`m pretty sure something was lost in translation...
  23. Profile photo of DrKitty
    DrKitty Female 13-17
    532 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    dude cat washing should be an official sport. it does take a crap ton of energy to sit like that and hold down the beast.

    I`ve never thought of giving my kitty catnip before hand though!
  24. Profile photo of DrKitty
    DrKitty Female 13-17
    532 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    "Yeah, or you could just put some actual flea treatment on the back of its neck and let the poor little bastard go on its merry way without sticking it under a tap. Dick."

    Yes! I`d much rather put poison directly on my cat
    so it irritates his eyes and hit skin!
    EXCELLENT!
  25. Profile photo of YoungOola
    YoungOola Male 13-17
    325 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    "I read this on the internet."
  26. Profile photo of MSWright88
    MSWright88 Female 18-29
    45 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    "This cat has had a piece of crap stuck to it`s butt for like three weeks and he`s not done anything about it."

    Oh my god, I nearly died laughing!
  27. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    Lolz, this guy has it HALF-right...
    The catnip doesn`t help. When there`s danger, the catnip buzz is instantly lost, sorry.
    Here`s big clue #1: PUT A CARPET IN THE BOTTOM OF THE TUB! Kitty feels much happier if he has something to hang on to, slippery bathtub bottoms make him VERY nervous! I`ve washed many cats, this makes a HUGE difference!
    The water should be very warm! As hot as you can stand it. Cats have higher body temperatures than us, to them `hot` is like `luke-warm` and kitties do not like being chilly!

    And yes, those are NOT happy meows! lolz! That kitteh`s saying "OMG! Please help me! Aaaa! This water is too cold!"
  28. Profile photo of Amurika
    Amurika Male 30-39
    282 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    All the fleas will just run to the poor cats head or any where there is not water or soap. Use Advance Frontline, just a little behind his neck and no fleas for a year.
  29. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    Based on the noises she makes, my cat loves taking baths even MORE than this one.
  30. Profile photo of turtlemurtle
    turtlemurtle Female 13-17
    71 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    nnooooooo!!! nnoooooo!!
  31. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    That cat was DEFINITELY saying "Noooo Noooooooo Nooooooooo!!!"
  32. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    I`d give him a bath any day, rawr. David`s cuuuute!
  33. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    5Cats,

    Dully noted. I never even thought about it like that before. Glad I got some spare carpet handy!
  34. Profile photo of gorgeousplan
    gorgeousplan Female 18-29
    146 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    @ mswright88
    me too!
  35. Profile photo of TrustyMadman
    TrustyMadman Male 18-29
    144 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 6:07 pm
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  36. Profile photo of kiriluv
    kiriluv Female 18-29
    203 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    "This is a great way to build trust between you and your cat." "NOOOOOOO!!!!!"
    Oh good times lol.
  37. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    i laughed out loud, and then developed a crush on Dave Webster. this video was a good 3 minutes for me
  38. Profile photo of SherbertFizz
    SherbertFizz Female 18-29
    277 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    I`m not the only one that can hear it saying, `Noooo` in a strangled voice right?
  39. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    that was actually really funny, you have to know cats though
  40. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    "olz, this guy has it HALF-right...
    The catnip doesn`t help. When there`s danger, the catnip buzz is instantly lost, sorry.
    Here`s big clue #1: PUT A CARPET IN THE BOTTOM OF THE TUB! Kitty feels much happier if he has something to hang on to, slippery bathtub bottoms make him VERY nervous! I`ve washed many cats, this makes a HUGE difference!
    The water should be very warm! As hot as you can stand it. Cats have higher body temperatures than us, to them `hot` is like `luke-warm` and kitties do not like being chilly!

    And yes, those are NOT happy meows! lolz! That kitteh`s saying "OMG! Please help me! Aaaa! This water is too cold!""

    5Cats loves cats
  41. Profile photo of BADOLDOG
    BADOLDOG Female 40-49
    108 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    you are funny Dave, but your cat is funnier
  42. Profile photo of lisalezah
    lisalezah Female 18-29
    255 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
  43. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    awww, poor angry kitty. i`m surprised there wasn`t more of a fight though.
  44. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 9:55 pm
    oh my god! i laughed so hard that i got tear eyed, this brings me back when i had to clean dirt of my old cat,

    i tell you this: it is not fun when the cat is climbing up on your shoulder, with the claws attached to the skin
  45. Profile photo of dada
    dada Female 18-29
    78 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 10:14 pm
    this cat and his owner share the same haircut.
  46. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 10:25 pm
    Naaaaaoooo!! Freakin hilarious! Dave & his buddy just made my day.
  47. Profile photo of SeanBradley
    SeanBradley Male 30-39
    37 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 10:30 pm
    I`ve never seen a pussy that wet. I mean it was dripping all over the place. I don`t blame that guy from wanting to wash that pussy, but did he has to be so rough on it? Well, a clean pussy is a happy pussy either way. :)
  48. Profile photo of Jammacan
    Jammacan Female 13-17
    155 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 11:17 pm
    I gave my cat a bath once. My cat is weird because he screams very loud and goes for your head and back if your are making him mad. He recently decided to chill out already.I still don`t want to risk needing to pry a cat off my face or shoulders for over 20 minuets though. Claws hurt.
  49. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 12:10 am
    I would get a cat just to wash it! - that noise is awesome! :-)
  50. Profile photo of Chojiro
    Chojiro Male 18-29
    247 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 12:22 am
    It`s a LOT easier with two people ;)
  51. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 12:23 am
    See, now a dog would either love it or give you a face that just agonized with:

    "Why are you doing this to me? I thought you loved me! I trusted you! Oh my god...my world is in shambles...I`ll never pee on the rug again if you just stop the misery!"
  52. Profile photo of TokioKoos
    TokioKoos Female 18-29
    412 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 12:55 am
    How about just giving it a flea collar?
  53. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 5:17 am
    that is not the sound of pleasure, that is the sound of "no".

    I hope he doesn`t make the same mistake with his girlfriend. Assume the cat bather has a girlfriend of course.
  54. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 5:36 am
    5Cats loves cats - goaliejerry
    I do! I do indeed!

    It`s a LOT easier with two people ;) - Chojiro
    Lolz! That`s good advice too. Also those hand-held shower heads are useful for rinsing.
  55. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 6:20 am
    Actually, that cat is comparatively patient, otherwise he wouldnt have a face left.
  56. Profile photo of Hawcon
    Hawcon Male 18-29
    44 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 6:20 am
    1:25

    Man: "One good thing about washing your cat is that it builds trust between you and your animal"
    Cat: "Noooooooooo...."
  57. Profile photo of helix25
    helix25 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 6:49 am
    Cleaning your cat is the most ridiculous thing you can do.
  58. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 7:49 am
    David was found the next morning in his bed shredded and had his eyes gouged out .....the cat was sitting there licking the blood off his paws !
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  59. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 9:03 am
    poor kitty.. you only need to wash your cat when it`s a kitten and it can`t clean itself properly and gets all greasy and poo, you use the poo you just put on it`s skin to get rid of fleas, they don`t like that either but it`s a hell ofa lot easier
  60. Profile photo of duckflash
    duckflash Female 13-17
    570 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 9:35 am
    thats cruel. someone punch that guy please. this is not funny.
  61. Profile photo of SpitfireFaye
    SpitfireFaye Female 18-29
    71 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 10:21 am
    Eating meat is a thousand times more cruel than anything this guy was doing. Animals don`t like baths but in order to live with them it`s nice for them to not smell like poo. He did as good a job as you can for washing a squirmy cat and I got a laugh out of it :P "Fuuck! you hit the hot!" lololol
  62. Profile photo of sarhamac
    sarhamac Female 18-29
    40 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 11:42 am
    Yes, sometimes you do have to bathe a cat, this is not the right way, and you should use dish soap. He was clearly only washing the cat for a gag, which wasn`t funny anyway.
  63. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7564 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    Well- not a happy cat- not the best cat bath I have ever seen either. Bet he pays for it though, later, when he has almost forgotten it.
  64. Profile photo of lilwitch
    lilwitch Female 18-29
    18 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    @shizzamX Did you just suggest people use poo to get rid of fleas???
  65. Profile photo of LilJackanape
    LilJackanape Female 60-69
    149 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    "washing your pet builds trust between you and your pet" "nuuuuuuuuuuuu"
  66. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    that was not cruel cats are pussys anway
  67. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    November 24, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    That ws lame!
  68. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
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    November 24, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    stupid cat
  69. Profile photo of Supersyko
    Supersyko Male 18-29
    314 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 7:21 pm
    Haha, im gonna make a video...
    "the best way to give your cat a bath...DONT DO IT!!"
  70. Profile photo of Paigala123
    Paigala123 Female 13-17
    53 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    hahaha It sounds like its saying "nooooooo"
  71. Profile photo of KAKABAKA
    KAKABAKA Male 30-39
    402 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 10:23 pm
    i`ve had lots of cats and washed them all by hand
    like he did and he made it look waaaay too easy.
    that cat must be really cool cause every cat i ever had went APESH*T. i still have arm scars from one bathing 18 years ago.
  72. Profile photo of Zagger
    Zagger Male 30-39
    108 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 1:54 am
    @duckflash: "thats cruel. someone punch that guy please. this is not funny."

    It`s only water. It will come right off.
  73. Profile photo of icklevamp
    icklevamp Female 18-29
    375 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    Don`t bathe your cats!! They self groom using natural oils, water kills the oils, hence a bathed cat is MORE dirty!!
  74. Profile photo of Zagger
    Zagger Male 30-39
    108 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 11:23 pm
    @icklevamp.

    I also self groom using natural oils, but still my mom tells me to take a bath every day. Damn you mom!!!
  75. Profile photo of trelina
    trelina Female 18-29
    249 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 11:40 pm
    i tried washing my cat. i closed the shower door in the bathtub. he jumped onto the inside handle and jumped over the shower door and slid across the bathroom floor into the door.
  76. Profile photo of catsrule313
    catsrule313 Female 13-17
    393 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 9:11 am
    that cat is HOWLING in ANGER... wtf. that poor cat. cats can wash themselves. my cat sounds like that when he gets stuck in a room or when i put him in a carrier to take to the vet.
  77. Profile photo of Boredhero78
    Boredhero78 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    NOOOOOOOOOO
  78. Profile photo of mtlrx327
    mtlrx327 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    December 1, 2010 at 8:56 am
    icklevamp: he`s washing that cat because it has fleas. Cats can`t lick off the fleas...
  79. Profile photo of Space_girl
    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    December 5, 2010 at 3:33 am
    he is really taking his life in his hands. that`s a mellow cat. with most cats you would be seeing red in that bathtub
  80. Profile photo of zhazen
    zhazen Male 30-39
    16 posts
    December 17, 2010 at 3:26 am
    man, david really take pleasure torturing that cat =)

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