How To Wash And Bathe Your Cat

Submitted by: DaShiVa 6 years ago in Funny

This video shows how to effectively wash a cat that has fleas. No special effects were used in the making of this video.
There are 80 comments:
Male 16
man, david really take pleasure torturing that cat =)
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Female 627
he is really taking his life in his hands. that`s a mellow cat. with most cats you would be seeing red in that bathtub
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Female 42
icklevamp: he`s washing that cat because it has fleas. Cats can`t lick off the fleas...
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Male 108
NOOOOOOOOOO
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Female 393
that cat is HOWLING in ANGER... wtf. that poor cat. cats can wash themselves. my cat sounds like that when he gets stuck in a room or when i put him in a carrier to take to the vet.
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Female 249
i tried washing my cat. i closed the shower door in the bathtub. he jumped onto the inside handle and jumped over the shower door and slid across the bathroom floor into the door.
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Male 108
@icklevamp.

I also self groom using natural oils, but still my mom tells me to take a bath every day. Damn you mom!!!
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Female 375
Don`t bathe your cats!! They self groom using natural oils, water kills the oils, hence a bathed cat is MORE dirty!!
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Male 108
@duckflash: "thats cruel. someone punch that guy please. this is not funny."

It`s only water. It will come right off.
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Male 402
i`ve had lots of cats and washed them all by hand
like he did and he made it look waaaay too easy.
that cat must be really cool cause every cat i ever had went APESH*T. i still have arm scars from one bathing 18 years ago.
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Female 53
hahaha It sounds like its saying "nooooooo"
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Male 312
Haha, im gonna make a video...
"the best way to give your cat a bath...DONT DO IT!!"
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Male 1,834
stupid cat
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Male 25,416
That ws lame!
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Female 1,894
that was not cruel cats are pussys anway
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Female 149
"washing your pet builds trust between you and your pet" "nuuuuuuuuuuuu"
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Female 18
@shizzamX Did you just suggest people use poo to get rid of fleas???
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Female 7,867
Well- not a happy cat- not the best cat bath I have ever seen either. Bet he pays for it though, later, when he has almost forgotten it.
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Female 40
Yes, sometimes you do have to bathe a cat, this is not the right way, and you should use dish soap. He was clearly only washing the cat for a gag, which wasn`t funny anyway.
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Female 71
Eating meat is a thousand times more cruel than anything this guy was doing. Animals don`t like baths but in order to live with them it`s nice for them to not smell like poo. He did as good a job as you can for washing a squirmy cat and I got a laugh out of it :P "Fuuck! you hit the hot!" lololol
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Female 570
thats cruel. someone punch that guy please. this is not funny.
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Female 2,695
poor kitty.. you only need to wash your cat when it`s a kitten and it can`t clean itself properly and gets all greasy and poo, you use the poo you just put on it`s skin to get rid of fleas, they don`t like that either but it`s a hell ofa lot easier
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Male 1,016
David was found the next morning in his bed shredded and had his eyes gouged out .....the cat was sitting there licking the blood off his paws !
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Male 165
Cleaning your cat is the most ridiculous thing you can do.
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Male 44
1:25

Man: "One good thing about washing your cat is that it builds trust between you and your animal"
Cat: "Noooooooooo...."
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Male 2,860
Actually, that cat is comparatively patient, otherwise he wouldnt have a face left.
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Male 37,826
[quote]5Cats loves cats - goaliejerry[/quote]
I do! I do indeed!

[quote]It`s a LOT easier with two people ;) - Chojiro[/quote]
Lolz! That`s good advice too. Also those hand-held shower heads are useful for rinsing.
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Male 479
that is not the sound of pleasure, that is the sound of "no".

I hope he doesn`t make the same mistake with his girlfriend. Assume the cat bather has a girlfriend of course.
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Female 412
How about just giving it a flea collar?
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Male 9,306
See, now a dog would either love it or give you a face that just agonized with:

"Why are you doing this to me? I thought you loved me! I trusted you! Oh my god...my world is in shambles...I`ll never pee on the rug again if you just stop the misery!"
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Male 247
It`s a LOT easier with two people ;)
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Male 2,586
I would get a cat just to wash it! - that noise is awesome! :-)
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Female 155
I gave my cat a bath once. My cat is weird because he screams very loud and goes for your head and back if your are making him mad. He recently decided to chill out already.I still don`t want to risk needing to pry a cat off my face or shoulders for over 20 minuets though. Claws hurt.
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Male 37
I`ve never seen a pussy that wet. I mean it was dripping all over the place. I don`t blame that guy from wanting to wash that pussy, but did he has to be so rough on it? Well, a clean pussy is a happy pussy either way. :)
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Female 1,236
Naaaaaoooo!! Freakin hilarious! Dave & his buddy just made my day.
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Female 78
this cat and his owner share the same haircut.
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Male 2,005
oh my god! i laughed so hard that i got tear eyed, this brings me back when i had to clean dirt of my old cat,

i tell you this: it is not fun when the cat is climbing up on your shoulder, with the claws attached to the skin
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Female 803
awww, poor angry kitty. i`m surprised there wasn`t more of a fight though.
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Female 255
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Female 108
you are funny Dave, but your cat is funnier
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Male 4,014
"olz, this guy has it HALF-right...
The catnip doesn`t help. When there`s danger, the catnip buzz is instantly lost, sorry.
Here`s big clue #1: PUT A CARPET IN THE BOTTOM OF THE TUB! Kitty feels much happier if he has something to hang on to, slippery bathtub bottoms make him VERY nervous! I`ve washed many cats, this makes a HUGE difference!
The water should be very warm! As hot as you can stand it. Cats have higher body temperatures than us, to them `hot` is like `luke-warm` and kitties do not like being chilly!

And yes, those are NOT happy meows! lolz! That kitteh`s saying "OMG! Please help me! Aaaa! This water is too cold!""

5Cats loves cats
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Male 4,014
that was actually really funny, you have to know cats though
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Female 277
I`m not the only one that can hear it saying, `Noooo` in a strangled voice right?
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Female 3,001
i laughed out loud, and then developed a crush on Dave Webster. this video was a good 3 minutes for me
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Female 203
"This is a great way to build trust between you and your cat." "NOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Oh good times lol.
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Female 146
@ mswright88
me too!
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Female 2,289
5Cats,

Dully noted. I never even thought about it like that before. Glad I got some spare carpet handy!
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Male 9,306
I`d give him a bath any day, rawr. David`s cuuuute!
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Male 8,302
That cat was DEFINITELY saying "Noooo Noooooooo Nooooooooo!!!"
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Female 71
nnooooooo!!! nnoooooo!!
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Male 2,868
Based on the noises she makes, my cat loves taking baths even MORE than this one.
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Male 282
All the fleas will just run to the poor cats head or any where there is not water or soap. Use Advance Frontline, just a little behind his neck and no fleas for a year.
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Male 37,826
Lolz, this guy has it HALF-right...
The catnip doesn`t help. When there`s danger, the catnip buzz is instantly lost, sorry.
Here`s big clue #1: PUT A CARPET IN THE BOTTOM OF THE TUB! Kitty feels much happier if he has something to hang on to, slippery bathtub bottoms make him VERY nervous! I`ve washed many cats, this makes a HUGE difference!
The water should be very warm! As hot as you can stand it. Cats have higher body temperatures than us, to them `hot` is like `luke-warm` and kitties do not like being chilly!

And yes, those are NOT happy meows! lolz! That kitteh`s saying "OMG! Please help me! Aaaa! This water is too cold!"
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Female 45
"This cat has had a piece of crap stuck to it`s butt for like three weeks and he`s not done anything about it."

Oh my god, I nearly died laughing!
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Male 325
"I read this on the internet."
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Female 531
"Yeah, or you could just put some actual flea treatment on the back of its neck and let the poor little bastard go on its merry way without sticking it under a tap. Dick."

Yes! I`d much rather put poison directly on my cat
so it irritates his eyes and hit skin!
EXCELLENT!
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Female 531
dude cat washing should be an official sport. it does take a crap ton of energy to sit like that and hold down the beast.

I`ve never thought of giving my kitty catnip before hand though!
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Female 23
That`s exactly what mine sounds like when I give him a bath. It`s like a cry for bloody murder that makes you feel inhumane. But hmm, I think that fellow needs a more current Cat -> Humand dictionary. I`m pretty sure something was lost in translation...
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Male 553
"and this can develop a level of trust between you and your cat"

Cat: "noooooooooooooooooooo"

xD
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Male 554
If I were to do that to my cat, even if were overdosing on catnip it would have torn every inch of flesh from my arms as well as tearing my eyeballs out, btw the cat was saying NO.
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Male 349
Wolfstar.

If the cat stinks of crap, stick it under a tap. That wasn`t meant to rhyme. I don`t make my points with lyrical verse usually.
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Male 2,688
And that ladies and gentlemen is how you rid your puussy of parasites...
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Male 3,076
ah I was afraid that my cat was making the sound because he hated me, I feel good now, I might give him a bath now <3
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Male 15,510
That was painful to watch
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Female 843
"Let it get good and high" lol

If you bathe a cat frequently from the time it`s a kitten, it`ll grow to enjoy them (at least that`s what I`ve read).
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Male 787
Flea medicine isn`t gonna do anything about stuff caught in its fur in clumps. Unemntionable stuff...
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Male 559
"That sound means it is enjoying it."
haha
Using catnip is a genius idea.
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Male 270
the cat was like: "Noooes..."
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Male 3,745
"Yeah, or you could just put some actual flea treatment on the back of its neck and let the poor little bastard go on its merry way without sticking it under a tap. Dick."

im sure he knows that he can do that...if you look at his username it explains the whole video...

that said this was hilarious :)
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Male 22
That sounds a lot like "NOOOO!!!!"
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Male 226
@WolfStar: Sometimes, you have no choice but to fully bathe the cat.

One of our cats has very thick, dense fur, and those on-the-neck flea treatments just DO NOT work on him, so, he gets a bath.

We`re lucky, though, in that he`s pretty tolerant of water. I can sit him in the water and grab stuff, and he doesn`t try to get away.
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Female 331
It freaks me out that he sounds like a child screaming "NOOOOO!"
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Male 354
NWROOOOOOOOHH
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Male 3,475
I suggest clipping their nails, then catnip, and a double bowl kitchen sink. One with fresh like warm rinse water. I would use flea soap recommended by veterinarian.
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Male 769
drat that - last time I tried to wash my cat, the day after I went to work and everyone asked me if I had started self-harming.

Anyway, cats are mostly self-cleaning.
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Male 38,498
You can tell it`s declawed.

I have scars from the one and only time I tried that.
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Male 684
feel sorry for his girlfriend... that sound means she likes it!
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Female 455
Yeah, or you could just put some actual flea treatment on the back of its neck and let the poor little bastard go on its merry way without sticking it under a tap. Dick.
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Male 47
Link: How To Wash And Bathe Your Cat [Rate Link] - This video shows how to effectively wash a cat that has fleas. No special effects were used in the making of this video.
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