How To Become An Internet Troll In 5 Steps [Pic]

Submitted by: SpaceMonky 6 years ago in Funny

Nice! Let"s all go on Facebook and do this now!
There are 53 comments:
Male 1,744
i feel like i never saw this, shame too cuz this is pretty slick
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Male 128
Holy sh*t, epic!
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Female 3,001
love it!
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Male 3,915
wow...that`s pretty good
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Male 218
its not often that i use ^ to refer to who im talking to
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Male 108
F*ck you!!

Edit: Hey, someone deleted their previous post... Damn troll.
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Male 2,516
haha awesome i wanna do that
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Female 131
@Vimto

You were alive when there were no computers?! You poor poor man!! What did you do all day?
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Male 478
that`s brilliant.
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Female 1,077
They see me trollin`
They hatin`.
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Male 2,862
I`ll have you know *I* invented this back when there were no computers and it was just chalk on a slate.
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Male 2,402
@duffytoler

Aww BS I invented the technique in 1979 on a freaking IBM Computer that took half a football field to store and compute what my laptop does now!
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Male 5,194
FFFUUUuuuu.... !!! I *invented* this technique in 1987! On a computer bulletin board! %&#@ noob trolls ripping off all my sick moves.
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Male 159
Trolled
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Male 1,193
If only this could happen
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Female 1,008
The only problem with this is if you have intelligent facebook friends who post informed rebuttals to your post. Then once you delete it, it`s clear that they were responding to something else. Then it backfires...

Example:
Todd.Trollington-I agree with the westboro baptist church and their cause.
Atheist.Steve- Todd, really? I never thought you to be a homophobic, sexist, totalitarian. I`m ashamed to call you my acquaintance...
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Todd- *deleted*
Atheist- Todd, really? I never thought you to be a homophobic, sexist, totalitarian. I`m ashamed to call you my acquaintance...
Mary- Steve? What are you talking about? Did Todd post here or something? He`s always such a douchebag.

Otherwise, bravo.
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Male 590
haha
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Male 705
Facebook genocide. They should do a South Park about it.
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Female 412
lol!
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Male 130
If everyone does this on 5 pages, and they in turn do another 5 pages...we could face genocide by lunch tomorrow.
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Male 43
that`s why the `delete` function should be removed, stick to what you have to say
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Male 604
AKA how to troll
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Male 8,300
This post is so stupid and everyone who comments on it should join the Westborough Baptists!

(Now everyone say `drat you` to me....)
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Female 2,120
Son, I am dissapoint.
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Male 98
Haha that was beautifully done
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Male 1,598
FLAWLESS VICTORY.
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Male 72
So doing it.
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Male 158
Same, done this loadsa times before xD
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Male 15,510
Lmaooo gotta try it out
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Male 633
Good one.
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Male 1,197
nice
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Female 1,329
That is so hilarious!! That is a great way to start a war.
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Male 985
Done this before, so good!
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Male 6,693
Causing trouble. International past time.
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Female 3,574
LOL that`s hilarious!
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Male 25,416
Trapped without realising it!
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Male 3,745
pft i invented this :|
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Male 1,043
Omg I LOVE this.
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Male 2,796
Oh, come now everybody! This sight really has very few trolling attempts if I may be a judge. I mean, compared to other sites who`s sole purpose in life is to troll and then troll more.

Like 4chan (/b/ specifically)
or Tumblr

Who are btw in an epic troll war with each other currrently.
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Female 2,509
or you could just hang out on IAB
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Male 11,739
I know how I`ll be spending my evening!
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Male 2,796
Gold
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Female 798
@krembill
Most people I know have changed their settings so their inbox doesn`t get crowded with Facebook notices or they just delete them automatically like I do. This will work and I wish I was mean enough to do this.
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Male 7
You are my hero, lets spread the hate...
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Male 2,441
Lol this one was actually pretty funny
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Male 4,807
Or.. Just look @ what this guy ...Angilion.. does in the IAB forums.
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Male 350
YES! Freaking awesome.
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Male 417
I... need to do this.
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Male 55
wooow this is the best idea yet!!
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Male 1,091
But most people also get emails when someone comments so they`d still read the deleted ones.
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Male 271
bwahahahahahah

lovely stuff.
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Male 39,929
Oh! Sure! `Cause we don`t have enough trolls now you needed to post instructions?!
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Male 143
Link: How To Become An Internet Troll In 5 Steps [Pic] [Rate Link] - Nice! Let`s all go on Facebook and do this now!
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