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181 Responses to How The Cynic Sees The World [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of flovebunny
    flovebunny Female 18-29
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    November 12, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    Link: How The Cynic Sees The World - Stereotypes: You gotta put a little stock in them.
  2. Profile photo of xXAmethystXx
    xXAmethystXx Female 18-29
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    November 12, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    this looks about right
  3. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
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    November 12, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    ......they forgot Santa!!
  4. Profile photo of VDragonV
    VDragonV Male 13-17
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    November 12, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    Hah, I liked this. :P
  5. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
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    November 12, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    yeah, thats about right
  6. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    November 12, 2010 at 9:18 pm
    Replace "Drunks and Nothing" with "Celine Dion and Justin Bieber" we have a winner!
  7. Profile photo of OpsAss13
    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
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    November 12, 2010 at 9:19 pm
    Arkansas with a beach. That had me laughing so hard.
  8. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2010 at 9:19 pm
    Oh wow.... That about sums it up perfectly.
  9. Profile photo of tincel1372
    tincel1372 Female 18-29
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    November 12, 2010 at 9:19 pm
    not drunks and nothing, just nothing
  10. Profile photo of 5405841
    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    For once Florida wasn`t described as "old people".
  11. Profile photo of camael
    camael Female 18-29
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    November 12, 2010 at 9:24 pm
    LOL perverted buisnessmen
  12. Profile photo of random882
    random882 Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    Stupid Penguins
  13. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    Exactly
  14. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
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    November 12, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    Freaks.

    I`ll take it!
  15. Profile photo of falloutchik
    falloutchik Female 18-29
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    November 12, 2010 at 9:34 pm
    yeah i know, camael, i think they meant "perverted SHORT businessment"
  16. Profile photo of skine
    skine Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2010 at 9:42 pm
    I`m a little disappointed. I mean, what type of freaks are we talking about here?

    Also, I think of Australia as more a mix of Nebraska and Iowa than Arkansas, but that may be just me.
  17. Profile photo of jabberwock83
    jabberwock83 Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    lol Madagascar-"Closed Ports"
    Somebody plays Pandemic 2
  18. Profile photo of skine
    skine Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2010 at 9:48 pm
    Actually, make that a mix of Nebraska, Iowa and San Francisco.
  19. Profile photo of username3415
    username3415 Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2010 at 9:49 pm
    yeah.... exactly.
  20. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    November 12, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    Whoever labeled the Horn of Africa "Libertarian`s Wet Dream" has no f***ing idea what libertarians actually believe. He probably thinks a libertarians are the same as anarchists -- a common mistake of people who learned political science from left-wing college professors.
  21. Profile photo of coedog
    coedog Male 30-39
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    November 12, 2010 at 9:58 pm
    I hates me some jesus, but I loves me some meths. (said with the voice of Early Cuyler.)
  22. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    November 12, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    The "A-holes" designation on the Scandanavian area doesn`t make any sense, should say "hot blondes" - People from Denmark, Norway, Sweden, or Finland are usually totally cool people.
  23. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2010 at 10:20 pm
    Yeah, I was wondering about, that, Ollie...

    I know next to nothing about foreign politics, but I was pretty sure nowhere in Africa is remotely close to anything resembling libertarianism.

    BTW, I learned what libertarians believe directly from the libertarian group on campus. They are definitely not anarchists. There is an anarchist group on campus, and they`re positively moronic. ("I hate government so let`s destroy all schools, including this one")
  24. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
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    November 12, 2010 at 10:27 pm
    Lol, Japan is filled with perverted businessmen.
  25. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    I didn`t know inbreeding was a UK stereotype. I would have had that over there with Jesus and Meth. I thought UK would be Bad Teeth or maybe something about the royal family.
  26. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2010 at 10:47 pm
    Canada`s drunks and Irelands inbreeding? Whoever made this got a little confused.
  27. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2010 at 11:07 pm
    This is amazing
  28. Profile photo of Nif
    Nif Female 18-29
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    November 12, 2010 at 11:23 pm
    I Lol`d at Bjork. this map is my hero
  29. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2010 at 11:23 pm
    lol Madagascar-"Closed Ports"
    Somebody plays Pandemic 2
    Wow, I thought that too, lol.

  30. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    November 12, 2010 at 11:28 pm
    @almightybob1

    "....inbreeding...UK ...something about the royal family."

    There you go
  31. Profile photo of koffymasheen
    koffymasheen Female 18-29
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    November 12, 2010 at 11:33 pm
    I suppose living in `Stoners` aint so bad. :D It`s better than being an inbreed, I guess.
  32. Profile photo of kipz0r
    kipz0r Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2010 at 11:38 pm
    and even then he got indonesia wrong (tsunami victims)
    No-one in that area died from `the` tsunami.
  33. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    November 12, 2010 at 11:57 pm
    Not really how the cynic see`s the world. More like how an American see`s the world.
  34. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 12:07 am
    Altaru, I love you for posting that. I was just looking for it. ^_^

    Yay for being a hobbit!!
  35. Profile photo of afrohorse13
    afrohorse13 Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 12:24 am
    I guess i`m a stoner.
  36. Profile photo of Hansbo
    Hansbo Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 1:04 am
    So what, if a picture makes fun of the whole world, the whole world gets upset? No, Scandinavians are not non-nice individuals, the horn of africa is not a libertarian`s wet dream, brits are not inbred. It`s a joke. Stop being serious now.
  37. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 1:18 am
    hahah I am drunk...but am I nothing?.. *mindblown*

  38. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
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    November 13, 2010 at 1:21 am
    Coming from Sweden myself, yes, most people are truly non-nice individuals.
  39. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 1:27 am
    You know, this is so inaccurate.

    "Not really how the cynic see`s the world. More like how an American see`s the world."

    This. I could come up with a lot more words for americans. Like greedy, stupid, fat, ugly, inbred, etc.
  40. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
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    November 13, 2010 at 1:34 am
    LOL, nice pandemic reference there.
    also, there`s a lot you can say about the UK, but `inbred` isn`t something i`d have labled us as..
  41. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 1:34 am
    "Not really how the cynic see`s the world. More like how an American see`s the world. "

    Spoken like a true ignoramus.
  42. Profile photo of JonnyRobbie
    JonnyRobbie Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 1:38 am
    not sure if I`m non-nice individual or corrupt and broken....take map is too small for me to recognize...
  43. Profile photo of dioxin
    dioxin Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 1:39 am
    i always knew i was an non-nice individual, but now i got proof.
  44. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 2:01 am
    Agreed, apart from "freaks", "inbreeding" and "starcraft zombies".
  45. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
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    November 13, 2010 at 2:04 am
    I don`t know whether to be insulted or not? Seems Polynesia aka... Hawaii, Tahiti, Samoa, were left out.

    Oh wait! i get it. Just like the rest of the world we really don`t exist.
  46. Profile photo of mylefto
    mylefto Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 2:15 am
    not racist enough for my bogan ways
  47. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
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    November 13, 2010 at 2:18 am
    The most funny is "Bjork".
  48. Profile photo of MikeyNiv
    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 2:29 am
    my fav is tsunami victims.
  49. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 2:40 am
    Yeah, seems about right
    /swede
  50. Profile photo of GHudston
    GHudston Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 2:48 am
    Inbreeding? Where did that come from? Oo;
  51. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    November 13, 2010 at 3:10 am
    I was expecting something like "tea-stained teeth" for the UK.
  52. Profile photo of Kanchan
    Kanchan Male 13-17
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    November 13, 2010 at 3:37 am
    Probably right..
    /Norwegian.
  53. Profile photo of obay
    obay Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 3:42 am
    i must be a cynic
  54. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
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    November 13, 2010 at 3:43 am
    Proud non-nice individual ;-)
  55. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    November 13, 2010 at 3:58 am
    lol @ Somalia - Libertarian`s wet dream.
  56. Profile photo of scotchbot
    scotchbot Female 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 4:03 am
    ireland and uk, inbreeding?? theres sooooo much more accurate/worse stuff could have been said for both countries
  57. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 4:08 am
    `Inbreeding`? OK, obviously never visited the UK before...
  58. Profile photo of tsiemens
    tsiemens Male 30-39
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    November 13, 2010 at 4:42 am
    oh man thats funny India = tech support lmao lolz
  59. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 4:49 am
    I`m a little confused as to when UK had a reputation for inbreeding? :P
    `Tech Support` and `Cheap poo and oppression` made me laugh :D
  60. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 4:50 am
    "Freaks" is kind of lame.. The person who created this just wasn`t trying hard enough.
  61. Profile photo of SmokyMcPott
    SmokyMcPott Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 4:52 am
    @scotchbot I agree I think we got off lightly
  62. Profile photo of Kickan
    Kickan Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 4:54 am
    @LandoGriffin

    No. We´re A-holes.
  63. Profile photo of CurlybackJoe
    CurlybackJoe Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 5:04 am
    hobbits
  64. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
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    November 13, 2010 at 5:18 am
    more like how a clueless moron sees the world
  65. Profile photo of Boredhero78
    Boredhero78 Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 5:20 am
    well, guess I`ll be movinng to the northern tip of South America then
  66. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
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    November 13, 2010 at 5:22 am
    Stupid map!
  67. Profile photo of Joshyboy989
    Joshyboy989 Male 13-17
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    November 13, 2010 at 5:26 am
    Inbreeding?
    Maybe in Norfolk but not the rest?
    Speaking as a brit, a better one for the UK would be:
    "Exaggerated Class system."
  68. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    November 13, 2010 at 5:34 am
    And drunks? F*ck you Canada, that`s us Irish!
  69. Profile photo of lisalezah
    lisalezah Female 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 5:43 am
    Hehe I`m a hobbit
  70. Profile photo of typoid
    typoid Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 5:52 am
    The creator of the map has blatantly stolen the idea from the (much greater and a lot funnier) original superficial world map.

    http://bit.ly/cVg8RY
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    November 13, 2010 at 6:25 am



    Those who don`t get it, play the webgame Pandemic...
  72. Profile photo of Webz
    Webz Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 6:30 am
    According to this I`m a stoner...and I`m OK with that!
  73. Profile photo of lyndssoccer
    lyndssoccer Female 13-17
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    November 13, 2010 at 6:33 am
    immm a freak? that`s coool. hahaha.
  74. Profile photo of Helgarin
    Helgarin Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 6:42 am
    Inbreeding? Really? I was expecting lack of dentists or something along those lines
  75. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 6:42 am
    amazingly accurate.
  76. Profile photo of Zagger
    Zagger Male 30-39
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    November 13, 2010 at 6:53 am
    Arhhhh.... Why is Scandanavia marked as A-holes. Now I`m a sad A-hole... ); Can`t say if the others descriptions are right though. Don`t know that many foreigners. But the few I do know are very nice people.
  77. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
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    November 13, 2010 at 6:59 am
    Now...if only we could get all the Tea-baggers to move to Somalia!
  78. Profile photo of vmeyer
    vmeyer Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 7:06 am
    amazingly racist.
  79. Profile photo of luk
    luk Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 7:11 am
    I love the Madagascar part which seems to refer to the flash game Pandemic :-)
  80. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    November 13, 2010 at 7:11 am
    Stupid penguins
  81. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 7:17 am
    I chuckled at "Closed Ports".
  82. Profile photo of ViiZedek
    ViiZedek Female 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 7:30 am
    i couldn`t agree more with the brazil thing.
  83. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    November 13, 2010 at 7:34 am
    Kinda lolz, kinda accurate...
    Libertarians (and Tea Partiers) don`t want "NO government" that`s anarcists...
  84. Profile photo of osteenq
    osteenq Male 40-49
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    November 13, 2010 at 7:40 am
    "The creator of the map has blatantly stolen the idea from the (much greater and a lot funnier) original superficial world map.

    http://bit.ly/cVg8RY"

    Nah, that one sucks.
  85. Profile photo of Dead-Kittens
    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
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    November 13, 2010 at 7:40 am
    Bjork lol
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    Northernwolf
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    November 13, 2010 at 7:46 am
    I aprove this map.
  87. Profile photo of iSagacious
    iSagacious Female 13-17
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    November 13, 2010 at 7:51 am
    How the cynic sees the world? More like how the American sees the world..
  88. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 7:52 am
    @5cats: Some libertarians are anarchists. The term anarcho-capitalism is used to describe one branch of the libertarian ideology.
  89. Profile photo of Monosandalos
    Monosandalos Male 30-39
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    November 13, 2010 at 7:52 am
    Tsunami victims is in the wrong place... for the 2004 tsunami at least which was the most serious (in terms of the death toll).
  90. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 7:53 am
    I would have thought South USA would be more inbreed than Britain. But padanticness aside, this was hilarious!
  91. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 7:54 am
    looks about right
  92. Profile photo of okami23
    okami23 Female 13-17
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    November 13, 2010 at 8:02 am
    i laughed at the `hobbits in new Zealand`
  93. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 8:06 am
    "How the cynic sees the world? More like how the American sees the world.."

    Nah, then America would be colored red, white, and blue with large letters proclaiming "GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, GOD BLESS AMERICA." The others would be the same, though.

    All they have to say about where I am is "freaks," and if my high school is any indication, they`re absolutely right.
  94. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 8:16 am
    Bjork, lols. And hobbits xD
  95. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
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    November 13, 2010 at 8:19 am
    The two areas that take note of religion are the two areas of most discontent...

    Religion = discontent!!!

    When will the religion=bad epiphany happen, I can only hope it is in my lifetime.
  96. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 8:39 am
    starcraft zombies...real zombies...lol

    i remember that....

    anyone else remember the zombies in cambodia?
  97. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    November 13, 2010 at 8:40 am
    Uplink "what if all the countries names changed to these titles"

    The U.S. would need a new title. We`d have to change our name to Fatland or United States of Addiction
  98. Profile photo of kouish
    kouish Male 13-17
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    November 13, 2010 at 8:45 am
    LOL!!! they got it right i AM a stoner!
  99. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    November 13, 2010 at 9:09 am
    >>When will the religion=bad epiphany happen, I can only hope it is in my lifetime.

    A few people have diagrammed the most religious parts of the world and overlaid graphs of the most crime-ridden, least educated, poorest, etc. to show the striking correlations. More atheists = less crime, the exact opposite of what the religious propagandists want you to believe.
  100. Profile photo of Antithet
    Antithet Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 9:09 am
    Inbreeding? Shouldn`t that be southern USA? I mean it`s true if you go to Norwich but other than that...
  101. Profile photo of benjbenj
    benjbenj Male 30-39
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    November 13, 2010 at 9:10 am
    Oh yeah, the closed ports in Madagascar. It`s maddening. Made me hate Pandemic.
  102. Profile photo of LexiLeet
    LexiLeet Female 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 9:15 am
    Regular zombies...
    STARCRAFT ZOMBIES!

    Hahaha, laughed so much.
  103. Profile photo of c3rv4
    c3rv4 Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 9:38 am
    I guess I`m a lazy drat then xD
  104. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
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    November 13, 2010 at 9:39 am
    Fookin Hobbits! Lawl!

  105. Profile photo of Hightech90
    Hightech90 Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 10:06 am
    @Antithet

    Thats beat up lol. I guess thats just the image we get over there, but I live in the South and I can promise you there is no inbreeding here. All of that occurs in West Virginia...
  106. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 10:27 am
    "Libertarians` wet dream"

    My 455 it is!
  107. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 10:31 am
    `cynic`? I`m thinking this is not the right word.
  108. Profile photo of Flashpacker
    Flashpacker Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 10:47 am
    i`m an as$hole =D
  109. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 11:26 am
    The best they could up with was inbreeding, seriously wtf i never heard about that in Britain apart from the queen but nobody listens to her anyway. I always thought that goes more along with jesus and meth =p
  110. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 11:31 am
    But I thought they took the Hobbits to Isengard?
  111. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    November 13, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    Some libertarians are anarchists. The term anarcho-capitalism is used to describe one branch of the libertarian ideology.
    I`ve been a libertarian for 40 years, and I`ve never heard of that. The most fundamental tenant of libertarianism is personal liberty, and you cannot have that without a government to protect you from those who would harm you through force or fraud. If you don`t believe in that, you`re not any kind of libertarian nor "branch" thereof.
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    cjap2011 Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    I particularly love India...
  113. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
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    November 13, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    Laughed so hard at India...
  114. Profile photo of Dolomyte
    Dolomyte Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    inbreeding doesn`t make sense to me. I would have lumped them in with the a$$holes.

    How is Ethiopia or Somalia libertarians` wet dreams? I would find the Constitution for the United States of America more euphoric as a libertarian.
  115. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
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    November 13, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    arkansas with a beach? hope that wasn`t meant to be TOO insulting... arkansas isn`t bad, except for all the fundamentalist jesus freaks and wal-mart. the climate`s nice, some areas have an abundance of jobs, and there`s lots of open space...
  116. Profile photo of asurazero
    asurazero Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    thats about dead on
  117. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
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    November 13, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    sc zombies, oh man.

    I wonder why north east america = freaks
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    crimsonattck Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    Closed ports made me laugh the most, thought of Pandemic 2.
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    Tisjokar Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    "Close port"
    LOL!!!! Pandemic!

    I really like the tech support one :D
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    Octillion Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    I would have made Australia into "Continent Of Death". Seriously, it has the greatest variety of dangerous, venomous, and/or downright deadly animals and plants in the world.

    "Every creature is bigger and angrier than anywhere else in the world. ...spiders and snakes and the like normally hide under rocks. The Earth is one big rock, Australia is at the bottom of the big rock, and so they`re trying to hide under it."

    Karl Pilkington - Happyslapped by a Jellyfish.
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    GParadox Female 18-29
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    November 13, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    I think "How the Ignorant" would be a better caption.

    ... though I was very amused at "Stoners."
  122. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    I like them all except the northeast. Not cause I`m offended, but I just don`t get it. There are funnier things they could have went with.
  123. Profile photo of IchBinErica
    IchBinErica Female 18-29
    200 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    I lol`ed at Hobbits, idek why
  124. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    i lold hard at madagaskar`s "closed ports" and Korea`s "starcraft zombies".
  125. Profile photo of BlooPikachu
    BlooPikachu Female 18-29
    346 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    This made me lol real hard.
  126. Profile photo of Max_Normal
    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    "Inbreeding? Shouldn`t that be southern USA? I mean it`s true if you go to Norwich but other than that..."

    Uh, remember where the North American ancestors came from. Yup, mostly Ireland and Britain. Inbreeding, Jeebus and Meth. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.
  127. Profile photo of EvilGrouse
    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
    454 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    The Wastelands....Ha!!
  128. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    Libertarians` Wet Dream... hardy f*cking har har. What a goddman strawman.
  129. Profile photo of gargamel314
    gargamel314 Male 30-39
    80 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    SO TRUE... i lol`d at at least 5 things on that map
  130. Profile photo of doug1963aaa
    doug1963aaa Male 40-49
    347 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    The artist mistakes anarchists with Libertarians.
  131. Profile photo of dynamites111
    dynamites111 Male 18-29
    76 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    It`s funny cuz it`s true
  132. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    958 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    Jesus and Meth LOL, "poo IS ALL dratED UP",Drunks and
    Nothing were the funniest..
  133. Profile photo of psychosax
    psychosax Male 18-29
    121 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    I`m confused as to why "Cheap Shít and Oppression" extends up into Mongolia and south east Russia. Probably just a mistake, but lol there`s nothing up there!
  134. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    I`m a freak... Well at least I wasn`t called fat on this site for once
  135. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    it`s funny because it`s only slightly true. Hahahah. i must be high.
  136. Profile photo of namelessvoid
    namelessvoid Male 13-17
    4 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 6:57 pm
    This is oddly mostly accurate. `cept for the stupid penguins part. penguins are freaking awesome!
  137. Profile photo of Nintenutts
    Nintenutts Male 13-17
    91 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    I`m right between "Drunk and Nothingness" and "Freaks"


    ...I`m a drunk freak?
  138. Profile photo of tws8631
    tws8631 Male 50-59
    316 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    FTW
  139. Profile photo of APedersen
    APedersen Female 18-29
    108 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    hey they forgot Hawaii
  140. Profile photo of quack_stud
    quack_stud Male 13-17
    439 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 8:15 pm
    I`m a hobbit living in Arkansas with a beach
  141. Profile photo of LastJuggalo
    LastJuggalo Female 18-29
    212 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    I live right on the line of "Jesus and Meth" and "Freaks". So true. Soooo true.


    . . . . . .I`m moving to California.
  142. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    unfortunately i live in the "jesus and meth"...though I annoy all my friends with being anti-bible belt. I don`t do meth or religion. Close minded sons of...anyways, I`m moving to Stoner area when I get the money to move away! Aka Seattle!
  143. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    ...ouch.
  144. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    I`m an inbred hobbit....
  145. Profile photo of Buck176
    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    Why would the Horn of Africa be a "Libertarian`s wet dream" when most of the people in Somalia don`t have any liberty, and the president of Djibouti doesn`t give two squirts of rat piss about his own people. He doesn`t even live in the country for f*cks sake.
  146. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 11:45 pm
    Yay for drunks and nothing!!
  147. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 12:54 am
    @buck its their wet dream because there is no government whatsoever.
  148. Profile photo of savoytuffle
    savoytuffle Female 18-29
    74 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 2:55 am
    I live in BC.
    It`s funny cause I`m stoned right now.
  149. Profile photo of doug1963aaa
    doug1963aaa Male 40-49
    347 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 5:37 am
    @alpensepp--Libertarians are in favor of reduced federal government and returning power to the states, not anarchy.

    check out www.lp.org
  150. Profile photo of bram
    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 6:48 am
    I don`t really do Jesus or meth, but I was born in California and I`m stoned right now.
  151. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 7:44 am
    So first I was like: really, Holland is sees as non-nice individuals... Expected a little weed factory over there... and then I saw... STUPID PENGUINS!!! What do you mean stupid penguins? Penguins are geniuse, brilliant little creatures who ride their bellies and bitch slap the other bitch when they touch their dude and/or food! GOTTA LOVE THEM PENGUINS!
  152. Profile photo of tehsusenoh
    tehsusenoh Male 13-17
    31 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 8:34 am
    Ahahaha! Closed ports!
  153. Profile photo of 679121
    679121 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 9:29 am
    florida should have its own category, drat the jesus people and the meth =P
  154. Profile photo of CandyClown
    CandyClown Female 18-29
    305 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 10:24 am
    Sweet, I`m part of the freaks section!
  155. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 11:04 am
    FREAKS!
  156. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 11:11 am
    They forgot Santa.
  157. Profile photo of kummi90
    kummi90 Male 18-29
    541 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 11:47 am
    I laughed at Libertarian Wet Dream aka Ayn Rand Circle Jerk ;)
  158. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    I laughed at Libertarian Wet Dream aka Ayn Rand Circle Jerk ;)
    Followers of Ayn Rand would never participate in a circle jerk. They believe in taking care of themselves.
  159. Profile photo of FAKEBACON
    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
    586 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    Looks like Canada got the good end of the `cynic stick`
  160. Profile photo of Decor
    Decor Male 18-29
    72 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    What happened to Japan? `Crazy people who make tech`
  161. Profile photo of pyrrhios
    pyrrhios Male 30-39
    185 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    Well, at least now I know I`m not a total cynic.
  162. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    Funny I was born and raised in Stoners but never got stoned until I went to Freaks.
  163. Profile photo of sender02
    sender02 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    That seems about right.
  164. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    LOL
  165. Profile photo of BANKAI
    BANKAI Male 18-29
    80 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    wouldn`t Japan be... "sex and tech +2"? haha
  166. Profile photo of Skim
    Skim Female 13-17
    250 posts
    November 14, 2010 at 8:02 pm
    WoOoOO!!! WEST SIDE FTW
  167. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 3:53 am
    I`m from the flawless 8-) raises in lazy drats )-| and lives with ass holes |-(
  168. Profile photo of boNeymiZz
    boNeymiZz Male 18-29
    237 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 7:42 am
    YEAH BEER!!!!!
  169. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 8:59 am
    Are we seriously known for inbreeding rather than being empirical slavers? how things have changed.
  170. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 10:13 am
    HAHA, stupid penguins
  171. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    Arkansas with a beach. Now thats just funny.
  172. Profile photo of trelina
    trelina Female 18-29
    249 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    but that`s exactly what south korea is!
  173. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 7:54 am
    i agree.
  174. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    silly!
  175. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    all of it made laughter. Laughter around the world.
  176. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    November 17, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    poo + war + drugs + sluts + poverty
    we made a horrible mixture
  177. Profile photo of Showman
    Showman Male 18-29
    51 posts
    November 19, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    Lol what a great map.
  178. Profile photo of x4XDCX4x
    x4XDCX4x Male 18-29
    14 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    Stoners thats so true
  179. Profile photo of hahahahahano
    hahahahahano Female 13-17
    79 posts
    December 9, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    stoners :|

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