How The Cynic Sees The World [Pic]

Submitted by: flovebunny 6 years ago in Funny

Stereotypes: You gotta put a little stock in them.
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Female 79
stoners :|
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Male 14
Stoners thats so true
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Male 51
Lol what a great map.
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Female 430
poo + war + drugs + sluts + poverty
we made a horrible mixture
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Female 1,356
all of it made laughter. Laughter around the world.
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Male 25,416
silly!
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Male 2,737
i agree.
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Female 249
but that`s exactly what south korea is!
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Male 6,693
Arkansas with a beach. Now thats just funny.
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Male 1,312
HAHA, stupid penguins
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Male 2,862
Are we seriously known for inbreeding rather than being empirical slavers? how things have changed.
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Male 237
YEAH BEER!!!!!
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Male 3,076
I`m from the flawless 8-) raises in lazy drats )-| and lives with ass holes |-(
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Female 250
WoOoOO!!! WEST SIDE FTW
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Male 80
wouldn`t Japan be... "sex and tech +2"? haha
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Male 1,834
LOL
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Male 188
That seems about right.
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Male 575
Funny I was born and raised in Stoners but never got stoned until I went to Freaks.
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Male 185
Well, at least now I know I`m not a total cynic.
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Male 72
What happened to Japan? `Crazy people who make tech`
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Male 586
Looks like Canada got the good end of the `cynic stick`
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Male 15,832
[quote]I laughed at Libertarian Wet Dream aka Ayn Rand Circle Jerk ;)[/quote]
Followers of Ayn Rand would never participate in a circle jerk. They believe in taking care of themselves.
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Male 541
I laughed at Libertarian Wet Dream aka Ayn Rand Circle Jerk ;)
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Female 582
They forgot Santa.
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Male 756
FREAKS!
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Female 305
Sweet, I`m part of the freaks section!
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Male 29
florida should have its own category, drat the jesus people and the meth =P
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Male 31
Ahahaha! Closed ports!
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Female 812
So first I was like: really, Holland is sees as non-nice individuals... Expected a little weed factory over there... and then I saw... STUPID PENGUINS!!! What do you mean stupid penguins? Penguins are geniuse, brilliant little creatures who ride their bellies and bitch slap the other bitch when they touch their dude and/or food! GOTTA LOVE THEM PENGUINS!
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Male 577
I don`t really do Jesus or meth, but I was born in California and I`m stoned right now.
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Male 347
@alpensepp--Libertarians are in favor of reduced federal government and returning power to the states, not anarchy.

check out www.lp.org
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Female 74
I live in BC.
It`s funny cause I`m stoned right now.
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Male 1,364
@buck its their wet dream because there is no government whatsoever.
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Male 1,164
Yay for drunks and nothing!!
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Male 378
Why would the Horn of Africa be a "Libertarian`s wet dream" when most of the people in Somalia don`t have any liberty, and the president of Djibouti doesn`t give two squirts of rat piss about his own people. He doesn`t even live in the country for f*cks sake.
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Male 1,357
I`m an inbred hobbit....
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Female 668
...ouch.
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Female 351
unfortunately i live in the "jesus and meth"...though I annoy all my friends with being anti-bible belt. I don`t do meth or religion. Close minded sons of...anyways, I`m moving to Stoner area when I get the money to move away! Aka Seattle!
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Female 212
I live right on the line of "Jesus and Meth" and "Freaks". So true. Soooo true.


. . . . . .I`m moving to California.
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Male 438
I`m a hobbit living in Arkansas with a beach
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Female 108
hey they forgot Hawaii
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Male 316
FTW
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Male 91
I`m right between "Drunk and Nothingness" and "Freaks"


...I`m a drunk freak?
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Male 4
This is oddly mostly accurate. `cept for the stupid penguins part. penguins are freaking awesome!
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Female 1,236
it`s funny because it`s only slightly true. Hahahah. i must be high.
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Male 1,193
I`m a freak... Well at least I wasn`t called fat on this site for once
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Male 121
I`m confused as to why "Cheap Shít and Oppression" extends up into Mongolia and south east Russia. Probably just a mistake, but lol there`s nothing up there!
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Male 958
Jesus and Meth LOL, "poo IS ALL dratED UP",Drunks and
Nothing were the funniest..
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Male 76
It`s funny cuz it`s true
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Male 347
The artist mistakes anarchists with Libertarians.
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Male 80
SO TRUE... i lol`d at at least 5 things on that map
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Male 2,440
Libertarians` Wet Dream... hardy f*cking har har. What a goddman strawman.
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Male 454
The Wastelands....Ha!!
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Male 500
"Inbreeding? Shouldn`t that be southern USA? I mean it`s true if you go to Norwich but other than that..."

Uh, remember where the North American ancestors came from. Yup, mostly Ireland and Britain. Inbreeding, Jeebus and Meth. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Female 346
This made me lol real hard.
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Male 3,619
i lold hard at madagaskar`s "closed ports" and Korea`s "starcraft zombies".
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Female 200
I lol`ed at Hobbits, idek why
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Male 447
I like them all except the northeast. Not cause I`m offended, but I just don`t get it. There are funnier things they could have went with.
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Female 737
I think "How the Ignorant" would be a better caption.

... though I was very amused at "Stoners."
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Male 228
I would have made Australia into "Continent Of Death". Seriously, it has the greatest variety of dangerous, venomous, and/or downright deadly animals and plants in the world.

"Every creature [in Australia] is bigger and angrier than anywhere else in the world. ...spiders and snakes and the like normally hide under rocks. The Earth is one big rock, Australia is at the bottom of the big rock, and so they`re trying to hide under it."

Karl Pilkington - Happyslapped by a Jellyfish.
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Male 985
"Close port"
LOL!!!! Pandemic!

I really like the tech support one :D
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Male 363
Closed ports made me laugh the most, thought of Pandemic 2.
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Male 1,378
sc zombies, oh man.

I wonder why north east america = freaks
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Male 185
thats about dead on
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Female 4,084
arkansas with a beach? hope that wasn`t meant to be TOO insulting... arkansas isn`t bad, except for all the fundamentalist jesus freaks and wal-mart. the climate`s nice, some areas have an abundance of jobs, and there`s lots of open space...
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Male 102
inbreeding doesn`t make sense to me. I would have lumped them in with the a$$holes.

How is Ethiopia or Somalia libertarians` wet dreams? I would find the Constitution for the United States of America more euphoric as a libertarian.
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Male 1,523
Laughed so hard at India...
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Male 72
I particularly love India...
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Male 15,832
[quote]Some libertarians are anarchists. The term anarcho-capitalism is used to describe one branch of the libertarian ideology.[/quote]
I`ve been a libertarian for 40 years, and I`ve never heard of that. The most fundamental tenant of libertarianism is personal liberty, and you cannot have that without a government to protect you from those who would harm you through force or fraud. If you don`t believe in that, you`re not any kind of libertarian nor "branch" thereof.
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Male 1,451
But I thought they took the Hobbits to Isengard?
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Male 628
The best they could up with was inbreeding, seriously wtf i never heard about that in Britain apart from the queen but nobody listens to her anyway. I always thought that goes more along with jesus and meth =p
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Male 707
i`m an as$hole =D
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Male 769
`cynic`? I`m thinking this is not the right word.
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Male 10,855
"Libertarians` wet dream"

My 455 it is!
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Male 72
@Antithet

Thats beat up lol. I guess thats just the image we get over there, but I live in the South and I can promise you there is no inbreeding here. All of that occurs in West Virginia...
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Male 3,431
Fookin Hobbits! Lawl!

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Male 270
I guess I`m a lazy drat then xD
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Female 430
Regular zombies...
STARCRAFT ZOMBIES!

Hahaha, laughed so much.
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Male 916
Oh yeah, the closed ports in Madagascar. It`s maddening. Made me hate Pandemic.
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Male 41
Inbreeding? Shouldn`t that be southern USA? I mean it`s true if you go to Norwich but other than that...
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Male 5,194
>>When will the religion=bad epiphany happen, I can only hope it is in my lifetime.

A few people have diagrammed the most religious parts of the world and overlaid graphs of the most crime-ridden, least educated, poorest, etc. to show the striking correlations. More atheists = less crime, the exact opposite of what the religious propagandists want you to believe.
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Male 90
LOL!!! they got it right i AM a stoner!
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Male 39,918
Uplink "what if all the countries names changed to these titles"

The U.S. would need a new title. We`d have to change our name to Fatland or United States of Addiction
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Male 3,915
starcraft zombies...real zombies...lol

i remember that....

anyone else remember the zombies in cambodia?
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Male 1,013
The two areas that take note of religion are the two areas of most discontent...

Religion = discontent!!!

When will the religion=bad epiphany happen, I can only hope it is in my lifetime.
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Female 1,515
Bjork, lols. And hobbits xD
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Male 1,598
"How the cynic sees the world? More like how the American sees the world.."

Nah, then America would be colored red, white, and blue with large letters proclaiming "GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, GOD BLESS AMERICA." The others would be the same, though.

All they have to say about where I am is "freaks," and if my high school is any indication, they`re absolutely right.
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Male 541
lol, what if all the countries names changed to these titles.
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Female 94
i laughed at the `hobbits in new Zealand`
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Male 5,189
LOL Starvraft Zombies.
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Female 798
looks about right
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Female 3,001
I would have thought South USA would be more inbreed than Britain. But padanticness aside, this was hilarious!
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Male 290
Tsunami victims is in the wrong place... for the 2004 tsunami at least which was the most serious (in terms of the death toll).
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Female 728
@5cats: Some libertarians are anarchists. The term anarcho-capitalism is used to describe one branch of the libertarian ideology.
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Female 50
How the cynic sees the world? More like how the American sees the world..
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Male 1,252
Bjork lol
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Male 65
"The creator of the map has blatantly stolen the idea from the (much greater and a lot funnier) original superficial world map.

http://bit.ly/cVg8RY"

Nah, that one sucks.
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Male 40,752
Kinda lolz, kinda accurate...
Libertarians (and Tea Partiers) don`t want "NO government" that`s anarcists...
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Female 126
i couldn`t agree more with the brazil thing.
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Male 3,014
I chuckled at "Closed Ports".
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Male 4,807
Stupid penguins
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Male 21
I love the Madagascar part which seems to refer to the flash game Pandemic :-)
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Male 141
amazingly racist.
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Male 3,369
Now...if only we could get all the Tea-baggers to move to Somalia!
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Male 108
Arhhhh.... Why is Scandanavia marked as A-holes. Now I`m a sad A-hole... ); Can`t say if the others descriptions are right though. Don`t know that many foreigners. But the few I do know are very nice people.
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Female 525
amazingly accurate.
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Male 506
Inbreeding? Really? I was expecting lack of dentists or something along those lines
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Female 24
immm a freak? that`s coool. hahaha.
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Male 541
According to this I`m a stoner...and I`m OK with that!
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Male 2,688



Those who don`t get it, play the webgame Pandemic...
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Male 8
The creator of the map has blatantly stolen the idea from the (much greater and a lot funnier) original superficial world map.

http://bit.ly/cVg8RY
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Female 255
Hehe I`m a hobbit
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Male 12,138
And drunks? F*ck you Canada, that`s us Irish!
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Male 169
Inbreeding?
Maybe in Norfolk but not the rest?
Speaking as a brit, a better one for the UK would be:
"Exaggerated Class system."
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Male 3,477
Stupid map!
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Male 108
well, guess I`ll be movinng to the northern tip of South America then
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Male 561
more like how a clueless moron sees the world
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Male 222
hobbits
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Male 243
@LandoGriffin

No. We´re A-holes.
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Male 79
@scotchbot I agree I think we got off lightly
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Female 1,743
"Freaks" is kind of lame.. The person who created this just wasn`t trying hard enough.
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Male 1,067
I`m a little confused as to when UK had a reputation for inbreeding? :P
`Tech Support` and `Cheap poo and oppression` made me laugh :D
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Male 514
oh man thats funny India = tech support lmao lolz
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Male 1,178
`Inbreeding`? OK, obviously never visited the UK before...
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Female 171
ireland and uk, inbreeding?? theres sooooo much more accurate/worse stuff could have been said for both countries
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Male 12,138
lol @ Somalia - Libertarian`s wet dream.
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Male 1,010
Proud non-nice individual ;-)
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Male 67
i must be a cynic
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Male 76
Probably right..
/Norwegian.
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Male 4,680
I was expecting something like "tea-stained teeth" for the UK.
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Male 182
Inbreeding? Where did that come from? Oo;
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Male 1,240
Yeah, seems about right
/swede
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Male 697
my fav is tsunami victims.
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Male 5,164
The most funny is "Bjork".
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Male 48
not racist enough for my bogan ways
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Male 2,402
I don`t know whether to be insulted or not? Seems Polynesia aka... Hawaii, Tahiti, Samoa, were left out.

Oh wait! i get it. Just like the rest of the world we really don`t exist.
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Male 1,929
Agreed, apart from "freaks", "inbreeding" and "starcraft zombies".
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Male 91
i always knew i was an non-nice individual, but now i got proof.
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Male 53
not sure if I`m non-nice individual or corrupt and broken....take map is too small for me to recognize...
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Male 4,793
"Not really how the cynic see`s the world. More like how an American see`s the world. "

Spoken like a true ignoramus.
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Female 688
LOL, nice pandemic reference there.
also, there`s a lot you can say about the UK, but `inbred` isn`t something i`d have labled us as..
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Male 812
You know, this is so inaccurate.

"Not really how the cynic see`s the world. More like how an American see`s the world."

This. I could come up with a lot more words for americans. Like greedy, stupid, fat, ugly, inbred, etc.
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Male 1,455
Coming from Sweden myself, yes, most people are truly non-nice individuals.
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Female 3,696
hahah I am drunk...but am I nothing?.. *mindblown*

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Male 901
So what, if a picture makes fun of the whole world, the whole world gets upset? No, Scandinavians are not non-nice individuals, the horn of africa is not a libertarian`s wet dream, brits are not inbred. It`s a joke. Stop being serious now.
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Male 33
I guess i`m a stoner.
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Male 2,238
Altaru, I love you for posting that. I was just looking for it. ^_^

Yay for being a hobbit!!
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Male 6,737
Not really how the cynic see`s the world. More like how an American see`s the world.
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Male 37
and even then he got indonesia wrong (tsunami victims)
No-one in that area died from `the` tsunami.
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Female 97
I suppose living in `Stoners` aint so bad. :D It`s better than being an inbreed, I guess.
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Male 2,868
@almightybob1

"....inbreeding...UK ...something about the royal family."

There you go
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Male 3,482
[quote]lol Madagascar-"Closed Ports"
Somebody plays Pandemic 2[/quote]
Wow, I thought that too, lol.

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Female 86
I Lol`d at Bjork. this map is my hero
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Male 2,441
This is amazing
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Male 1,678
Canada`s drunks and Irelands inbreeding? Whoever made this got a little confused.
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Male 4,290
I didn`t know inbreeding was a UK stereotype. I would have had that over there with Jesus and Meth. I thought UK would be Bad Teeth or maybe something about the royal family.
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Male 1,081
Lol, Japan is filled with perverted businessmen.
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Male 1,184
Yeah, I was wondering about, that, Ollie...

I know next to nothing about foreign politics, but I was pretty sure nowhere in Africa is remotely close to anything resembling libertarianism.

BTW, I learned what libertarians believe directly from the libertarian group on campus. They are definitely not anarchists. There is an anarchist group on campus, and they`re positively moronic. ("I hate government so let`s destroy all schools, including this one")
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Male 3,842
The "A-holes" designation on the Scandanavian area doesn`t make any sense, should say "hot blondes" - People from Denmark, Norway, Sweden, or Finland are usually totally cool people.
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Male 256
I hates me some jesus, but I loves me some meths. (said with the voice of Early Cuyler.)
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Male 15,832
Whoever labeled the Horn of Africa "Libertarian`s Wet Dream" has no f***ing idea what libertarians actually believe. He probably thinks a libertarians are the same as anarchists -- a common mistake of people who learned political science from left-wing college professors.
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Male 362
yeah.... exactly.
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Male 719
Actually, make that a mix of Nebraska, Iowa and San Francisco.
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Male 120
lol Madagascar-"Closed Ports"
Somebody plays Pandemic 2
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Male 719
I`m a little disappointed. I mean, what type of freaks are we talking about here?

Also, I think of Australia as more a mix of Nebraska and Iowa than Arkansas, but that may be just me.
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Female 78
yeah i know, camael, i think they meant "perverted SHORT businessment"
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Female 2,674
Freaks.

I`ll take it!
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Male 422
Exactly
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Male 325
Stupid Penguins
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Female 48
LOL perverted buisnessmen
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Female 527
For once Florida wasn`t described as "old people".
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Female 423
not drunks and nothing, just nothing
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Male 1,341
Oh wow.... That about sums it up perfectly.
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Male 514
Arkansas with a beach. That had me laughing so hard.
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Male 11,739
Replace "Drunks and Nothing" with "Celine Dion and Justin Bieber" we have a winner!
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Male 103
Hah, I liked this. :P
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Male 2,056
yeah, thats about right
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Female 1,798
......they forgot Santa!!
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Female 114
this looks about right
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Female 406
Link: How The Cynic Sees The World [Pic] [Rate Link] - Stereotypes: You gotta put a little stock in them.
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