How It`s Made: Bacon

Submitted by: CrakrJak 6 years ago in Tech

Mmmmmmm, Bacon
There are 106 comments:
Female 33
Thats a lot of dead pigs.
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Male 25,416
As in bacon is fake! real bacon is nice!
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Male 25,416
This is the reason bacon is nice! kinda fake tho!
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Male 47
wtf isliqud smoke and where can i get some
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Female 546
"the beginning of the video I was like eww I don`t like bacon no more then in the end I was like mmmmm bacon"

same here.
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Male 6,694
We know what the inspector eats with his breakfast.
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Male 1,312
Bacon sure is tasty!
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Male 505
Oscola:

You can get pre-cooked bacon in my local Sainsburys. So it`s not just an American thing, but it`s pretty pooty taste anyway. I prefer my bacon less crispy, with a fried egg in some toast. mmmm!
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Female 404
the beginning of the video I was like eww I don`t like bacon no more then in the end I was like mmmmm baconn
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Male 243
No oscola.

I don`t eat mammals, but I know you have to cook it. Only the walmart shoppers by pre-cooked bacon. Fat lazy pplz.
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Male 349
Wait....Americans buy pre-cooked bacon? Fair enough if it`s bacon bits, but otherwise that`s crap, I`d much prefer to fry my own fresh bacon. Do you like microwave it or something to heat it up?
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Male 1,834
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm liquid smoke
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Male 1,196
bacon is delicious
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Male 541
OM NOM NOM NOM
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Male 236
i`m so glad i buy my bacon from the yuppie organic liberal agenda grocery stores
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Male 2,553
>Afromeister
Valid question. I have no idea, bar the standard "stupid stereotypical lazy American"-answer.

>Iyonartime
It`s... a sauce. It`s not hard to come across, and are a lifesaver when making your own BBQ-sauce!
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Male 3,322
"What the devil is `liquid smoke`?"

It`s a liquid flavoring that makes meat taste like it was smoked.
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Male 260
What the devil is "liquid smoke"?
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Male 801
Why would you throw away the `broken` bits. You can`t break bacon! I would be so fat if I had her job.
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Male 42
Who buys precooked bacon?!
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Male 639
I came..
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Male 1,164
I could drink bacon. I could bathe in bacon. I could worship bacon. I might name my first born child bacon.

I love bacon.
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Male 1,244
I felt sick after watching this. YOU CALL THIS BACON!? Gross! I like thick cut peppered bacon ftw
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Female 336
"This is how you get the expensive "microwavable" bacon"

You know you can cook regular bacon in the microwave, right? And you don`t need one of those stupid plastic "bacon rack" things, either. Just a plain old dinner plate (NOT plastic or foam, the bacon grease will melt it.) and a few paper towels. Lay the strips flat on the plate and cover it with the paper towels. Tuck the edges under the plate when you set it in the microwave and commence the nuking sequence. You`ll probably have to experiment with the cook time a little to figure out how long it takes to get it done the way you like it but once you know how to get it just so, you`re all set!

I always cook bacon this way. It`s much easier than pan-frying it on the stove.
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Male 560
I have never, nor will I ever eat microwaved bacon.
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Male 173
precooked?... DAMN IT LAZY PEOPLE DONT RUIN MY BACON
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Male 218
i cook my own bacon
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Male 194
This has to be IAB`s best post EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 362
They used to smoke bacon.. but now we eat it.
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Male 38,468
GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE!

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Male 38,468

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Female 212
@Trill

You took the words right outta my mouth . . . leaving nothing but drool.
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Male 2,796



My favorite bacon is the Public Bathroom kind.
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Male 38,468



`nuff said
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Male 2,619
Id be pretty angry if I got bacon like that. We get much more meat per slice here in the UK.
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Male 45
It must smell damn good in that factory.
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Male 354
This is not "American bacon". This is pooty fast food purposed bacon.
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Male 38,468
@Musuko42 - "I don`t eat bacon is because ... "

If you aren`t gonna eat it can I have yours?


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Male 2,441
God I love bacon
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Female 32
i didn`t know you could have liquid smoke...
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Male 2,850
"This bacon discussion is rivaling some of the political posts here."

Politics and religion and abortion and sexuality...

...none of them are anywhere near as important to right-thinking human beings as BACON!

In fact, the reason I don`t eat bacon is because I believe in unrealisable ideal bacon. :P

http://www.angryflower.com/baconl.html
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Male 17,512
This bacon discussion is rivaling some of the political posts here. :-)
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Male 38,468
some bacon is actually smoked, not "smoke flavored". But this is a cheep factory brand.

But sorry, I have had Canadian and UK bacon. They`re nice but more "ham" like in flavor. I like a fatty, salty, smokey U.S. Bacon! num num
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Male 2,850
@repost

"this is why you want back bacon"

Exactly.

I`m vegetarian, but even I recognise the glory that is PROPER bacon: ie, back bacon, the stuff we call plain old regular bacon over here in the UK.

Bacon that isn`t mostly fat, overly processed and...dear god...INJECTED with "flavouring".
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Male 1,744
i couldn`t work at that factory cuz they`d go out of business in a day
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Male 705
Well, that was interes...
Wait a minute, did it just say LIQUID SMOKE?
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Male 774
This is the exact packaging McDonalds buys.

Enjoy your BLT.
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Male 17
This is how you get the expensive "microwavable" bacon
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Male 586
that didn`t look in the least bit sanitary.
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Male 1,010
I don`t know what you call this, but this is not how you are supposed to make bacon. Yikes. But i am afraid a lot of it goes til Burger King etc. so i probably ate alot of it allready hehe. Still it is better to buy smoked, "raw" bacon and cook it yourself.
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Male 769
Hey Dooflotchie, when you leave your husband come find me - I`ll be here with a nice hot BLT waiting for ya ;)
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Female 99
Liquid smoke? Microwave? What the hell! *disappoint*
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Male 93
..seriously though...I make my own bacon and it "smokes" anything I`ve bought at a store...pun intended
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Male 93
...i do love me a bacon strip....nom nom
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Male 93
...meat candy....
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Male 191
wow. not as gross as i had imagined. factory looked pretty clean as well. thanks Upton Sinclair!
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Female 2,695
ugh i HATE the female narrator. where`s the regular guy?
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Male 2,034
Oh gross, it`s that pre-cooked, pre-packaged crap. Ewww....
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Male 1,256
I love bacon so so very much. Hail bacon.
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Female 685
No no no no NO! THIS is how you make bacon, part one of eleven. I don`t know what that is you call bacon in the USA, it looks nothing like British bacon.
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Male 136
this is not supermarket bacon, its the type used in fast food. I recognize these from when i worked at mcd`s.
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Female 336
"Why would you be disturbed that it goes through a metal detector? Surely it would be more disturbing if they DIDN`T go through it?"

EVERY mass-produced food product goes through a metal detector at some point of the process, sometimes more than once. Also, many of the non-metallic things small enough to be accidentally dropped into the product that are commonly used by workers in food production plants (such as earplugs) are made with bits of metal included in them so they will be found by the metal detectors too.
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Female 437
They are bloody thin strips of bacon, not proper rashers really
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Female 336
This is how the conversation between me and my husband went while I watched this video:

Me: Oh God. A bacon factory. I could never work there. I`d get fired for eating 65 pounds of it off the conveyor every day.

Hubby: Do you think you`d still *WANT* to eat bacon if you worked there?

Me: YES.
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Male 10,855
Now that`s what I call bakin` bacon!
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Male 769
Why would you be disturbed that it goes through a metal detector? Surely it would be more disturbing if they DIDN`T go through it?

What`s the deal with American bacon - do you only have streaky/side bacon? What about back/middle too?
I know in most UK bacon factories, the meat is not as intensively flavoured/coloured and is smoked in fecking huge smokehouses as opposed to being injected with crap.

Damn I love bacon. Possibly the main reason I could never be a vegetarian...
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Female 1,803
"did it disturb anyone when they mentioned the bacon had to go under the metal scanner incase metal was incased in the bacon... and how dirty the bacon cutting machines were"

sorry, all I heard was they were making sure the metal hanger they used didn`t break off into the slab. good thing to do, nothing nefarious whatsoever.
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Female 149
I love bacon, but bacon here doesn`t look as brown and plasticky like the end product shown in the video. I wonder if it tastes even more delicious?

And I wonder if the factory workers ever desire to eat bacon at all
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Male 190
this is why you want back bacon

on top of that here in England we don`t use artificial smoke and that kind of crap

in short, our bacon > your bacon
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Male 319
SHE THREW OUT BACON!!
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Female 114
@Musuko42

AGREED!
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Male 163
did it disturb anyone when they mentioned the bacon had to go under the metal scanner incase metal was incased in the bacon... and how dirty the bacon cutting machines were
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Male 1,054
Musuko42
"The fact that it has to undergo such extensive "flavouring" indicates just how crap that meat really is."

When you bad-mouth bacon,

the terrorists win.
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Male 3,431
We must never allow Pigs to see this video.
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Male 605
I remember not having to check bacon for bombs in metal detectors: Thanks a lot, Bin laden!
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Female 833
WTF?! this is NOT bacon.
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Female 2,674
I felt like that dog in the "Beggin Strips" commercials. I`m all: IT`S BACON!! BACON BACON BACON!
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Male 4,807
Musuko42
"The fact that it has to undergo such extensive "flavouring" indicates just how crap that meat really is."

Whaaa?? How DARE YOU!?!?

You go sit in the corner and think about what you just said!!
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Male 38,468
5Cats - no. I`ve never heard of Ace of Spades.

And here`s the Bacon I MOST want to eat.

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Female 533
pre-cooked bacon? no thanks, reminds me too much of dog treats for some reason
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Male 60
American bacon is NOT bacon!
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Male 2,850
The fact that it has to undergo such extensive "flavouring" indicates just how crap that meat really is.
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Male 38,468
Fox new car smell!
I want bacon strips hanging from my rear view mirror!
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Male 26
The pre-cooked bacon that we can get here in Canada is just something that people use to throw on a sandwich quickly or something to that effect. I don`t think anyone uses it for breakfast. I never do at least. I get the best bacon ever, from a butcher shop that smokes and cures it themselves. omg it`s so goooooood.
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Female 798
@gandhi172 the only pre-cooked bacon I`ve ever seen is the stuff they use in fast food restaurants. It`s already cooked and paper thin and tastes like poo but takes like 30 seconds to have it ready
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Male 40
How It`s Made: LOVE.
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Male 38,468
Jimmy Dean makes precooked bacon and sausage.

But fresh is always WAY better!

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Male 354
I`ve never bought a pack of precooked bacon before.
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Male 2,516
ew bacon
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Male 17,512
I`ve seen this...

...in supermarkets for several years now. I`ve not tried it, But have heard it`s good.
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Male 4,807
Pre-cooked bacon is quite common actually.. they are mainly sold to food services without the ability to cook the amounts of bacon they need.
ie: sub shops or delis.
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Female 457
Bacon sex @ 3:56.
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Male 37,762
Gerry1of1 are you a blogger at Ace of Spades? lolz!
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Male 2,028
I literally saw this on the site as I was eating bacon for the first time in months. Yay coincidences.

And why is this bacon pre-cooked? Lazy people can`t be assed to fry their own bacon?
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Male 7,378
[quote]Ohhhhhhhh that`s not bacon. You americans are wrong. Bacon should not be pre-cooked, ever.[/quote]
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That`s not American bacon. In fact I`ve never seen pre-cooked bacon in the supermarket. It may exist, I`ve just never seen it.
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Male 1,929
Apparently I`m the only one who heard the "aboot"...
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Female 455
Interesting. But I have to agree that big thick rashers of bacon you cook yourself are much better. That American style bacon is pretty nice, but you can`t make a juicy bacon butty out of it. Mmmm...
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Male 1,929
Please tell me that this is classed as "totally crap" bacon in Canada.
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Male 38,468
I love Bacon.

Bacon burgers
Bacon pancakes
Bacon Cheeze Wiz!
Smoked Bacon
Maple Bacon
and
Kevin Bacon!

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Male 41
Ohhhhhhhh that`s not bacon. You americans are wrong. Bacon should not be pre-cooked, ever.
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Male 4,807
Bacon is undeniable PROOF that God exists !!
Take that non-belivers
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Female 264
American bacon looks so unappetizing compared to the stuff over here in England.
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Male 76
What? Pre-cooked bacon?
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Female 32
I came.

Twice.
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Male 976
yay How It`s Made! <3 <3
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Male 17,512
Link: How It`s Made: Bacon [Rate Link] - Mmmmmmm, Bacon
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