Hover Hand: So Close, Yet So Far [Pic]

Submitted by: lady_luck05 6 years ago Funny

Forever alone?
There are 53 comments:
Male 153
What, you think you could get away with touching River and keep your hand?
Much as I love Summer Glau, please notice she still that same daggone smile she always has during any photo op.
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Male 114
LOL that`s hilarious and sad... hilariously sad!
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Male 1,834
bwa ha ha ha ha thats me right there :-(
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Male 25,416
so sad!
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Male 5
So funny, yet so sad
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Female 82
Looser :-D
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Male 586
likes Summer Glau :)
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Male 628
his hand was sticky, he didn`t want her to notice, that`s all.
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Male 479
and you can bet her hand is probably hovering above him as well!
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Male 479
her moisturiser obviously contains a nerd repelant.
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Male 254
lol @ forever alone
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Female 255
Who is that?
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Male 1,107
If you`ve been so close to as many nerds she has, you wouldn`t want them to touch you either.
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Female 1,181
lol. dragoncon, right?
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Male 807
even to be that close to summer glau that guy is lucky
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Male 2,619
"dont touch me, freak"

"Ok, ma`am"
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Male 1,222
@Necromantrix
Thats a lesbian comment right there
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Female 1,427
I think she was just fatter and they forgot to move his hand down when they shopped her fat off.
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Male 955
lololol
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Female 430
sad
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Male 269
Who knows where that hand has been before?
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Female 42
@freddyferret: You think she`s stuck up because she wouldn`t let anyone touch her? Do you think that the average woman you meet on the street lets any guy who wants to touch her? A Playboy centerfold is no different, just because they`re photographed naked. Not only that, but it opens up an opportunity to have guys groping her. It`s hard for a bodyguard to tell what is ok and what is too much at a distance, so it saves guys from unnecessarily being tackled.

I think that sense of entitlement about a woman`s body is disgusting and chauvinistic.
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Male 78
This is what celebrities do on their time off. Go visit The Average Joe Waxwork Museum.
Don`t you hate it though when your too small to fit in the pose.
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Male 3,425
Why would you turn down the opportunity to put your hand on Summer Glau`s shoulder when it`s there for you!?AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH IWISHIWASHIM! ! ""!!11@@~% "£^$£$
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Male 1,587
Freddyferret- or she would have. Like that xkcd comic.... "I`ve never been so humiliated and turned on in my life"
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Male 11,740
Her bodyguard probably would`ve chopped his hand off and shoved it up his ass if he really tried to touch her. I met a Playboy centerfold once who was doing an autograph/photo session. Stuck up bitch wouldn`t let ANY guys touch her like that in the pics.
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Male 14,330
VV Agree with mild mabey not all girls like douchebags! Just way too many.
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Male 496
@dixxyrarr

your comment made me happy for the world today :D
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Male 176
I think Dr. Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali said it best... "It`s hot in here, must be Summer."
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Female 2,674
Aw, what a gentleman. I bet he`s a beast in the sack.
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Male 769
...and she was in an episode of Angel.

she`s smiling, but she`s also saying "touch me and die".
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Male 15,510
Maybe he suffers Gynephobia (fear of women)
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Male 10,339
"This is the chick from firefly right? Can`t think of her name at the moment."

Read the rest of the comments before you post.

It`s Summer Glau from Firefly/Dollhouse/Sarah Connor Chronicles.
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Female 285
Am I the only one who was imagining someone with vacuum hands before clicking the link?
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Male 3,076
awkward
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Female 798
maybe the photographer is in such a hurry to get through the long line of nerds he snaps the photo before the person can even finish posing
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Male 37,888
Not all that good looking. I wouldn`t wait in line to have a picture taken with him.
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Male 103
This is the chick from firefly right? Can`t think of her name at the moment.
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Male 3,314
"Please, just learn to spell. I had something compeletely different in my head before I clicked the link."

I did too, but there is so much irony in you misspelling completely in your post requesting they learn to spell, that I just can`t share what I had in mind!
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Male 901
"am I the only one who gets hesitant when a girl has a strapless top and you aren`t sure of your relationship and you have to pose for a photo?
but if its a stranger or summer... diff story."

only if you resemble the nerd in the pic. Touch the girl! you have been invited!
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Male 2,056
its a hoover!
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Male 7,585
she probably had a rule for no touching during the photo-op.
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Male 3,842
Looks to me like the guy is just being polite and NOT groping her. I`d probably do the same thing in his shoes.
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Male 5
Please, just learn to spell. I had something compeletely different in my head before I clicked the link.
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Male 985
I love these xD
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Male 742
Lmao at Hoover Hand
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Female 204
Dear God! This happens EVERYTIME! It`s HOVER, not HOOVER!
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Male 1,587
am I the only one who gets hesitant when a girl has a strapless top and you aren`t sure of your relationship and you have to pose for a photo?
but if its a stranger or summer... diff story.
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Female 843
Lol "yes you can take a picture with me, just DON`T TOUCH ME"
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Male 10,339
Summer Glau: Okay I`ll take the pic, but don`t touch me.
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Male 145
He doesn`t get laid because he has no self confidence, and has no self confidence because he doesn`t get laid. It`s a sad, vicious cycle that I experienced for a few years back in the day.
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Male 594
Thats me.
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Female 116
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