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Date: 11/23/10 12:02 PM

53 Responses to Hover Hand: So Close, Yet So Far [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of lady_luck05
    lady_luck05 Female 18-29
    116 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    Link: Hover Hand: So Close, Yet So Far - Forever alone?
  2. Profile photo of Vligon
    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    Thats me.
  3. Profile photo of AirborneJT
    AirborneJT Male 18-29
    145 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    He doesn`t get laid because he has no self confidence, and has no self confidence because he doesn`t get laid. It`s a sad, vicious cycle that I experienced for a few years back in the day.
  4. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    Summer Glau: Okay I`ll take the pic, but don`t touch me.
  5. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    Lol "yes you can take a picture with me, just DON`T TOUCH ME"
  6. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    am I the only one who gets hesitant when a girl has a strapless top and you aren`t sure of your relationship and you have to pose for a photo?
    but if its a stranger or summer... diff story.
  7. Profile photo of beckpratt
    beckpratt Female 18-29
    204 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    Dear God! This happens EVERYTIME! It`s HOVER, not HOOVER!
  8. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
    742 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    Lmao at Hoover Hand
  9. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    I love these xD
  10. Profile photo of Arkainnihx
    Arkainnihx Male 13-17
    5 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    Please, just learn to spell. I had something compeletely different in my head before I clicked the link.
  11. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    Looks to me like the guy is just being polite and NOT groping her. I`d probably do the same thing in his shoes.
  12. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    she probably had a rule for no touching during the photo-op.
  13. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    its a hoover!
  14. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    "am I the only one who gets hesitant when a girl has a strapless top and you aren`t sure of your relationship and you have to pose for a photo?
    but if its a stranger or summer... diff story."

    only if you resemble the nerd in the pic. Touch the girl! you have been invited!
  15. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    "Please, just learn to spell. I had something compeletely different in my head before I clicked the link."

    I did too, but there is so much irony in you misspelling completely in your post requesting they learn to spell, that I just can`t share what I had in mind!
  16. Profile photo of milo126
    milo126 Male 18-29
    103 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    This is the chick from firefly right? Can`t think of her name at the moment.
  17. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    Not all that good looking. I wouldn`t wait in line to have a picture taken with him.
  18. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    maybe the photographer is in such a hurry to get through the long line of nerds he snaps the photo before the person can even finish posing
  19. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    awkward
  20. Profile photo of JTheGreat
    JTheGreat Female 13-17
    285 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    Am I the only one who was imagining someone with vacuum hands before clicking the link?
  21. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    "This is the chick from firefly right? Can`t think of her name at the moment."

    Read the rest of the comments before you post.

    It`s Summer Glau from Firefly/Dollhouse/Sarah Connor Chronicles.
  22. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    Maybe he suffers Gynephobia (fear of women)
  23. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    ...and she was in an episode of Angel.

    she`s smiling, but she`s also saying "touch me and die".
  24. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    Aw, what a gentleman. I bet he`s a beast in the sack.
  25. Profile photo of Jayno
    Jayno Male 18-29
    176 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    I think Dr. Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali said it best... "It`s hot in here, must be Summer."
  26. Profile photo of MildCorma
    MildCorma Male 18-29
    496 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    @dixxyrarr

    your comment made me happy for the world today :D
  27. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    VV Agree with mild mabey not all girls like douchebags! Just way too many.
  28. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    Her bodyguard probably would`ve chopped his hand off and shoved it up his ass if he really tried to touch her. I met a Playboy centerfold once who was doing an autograph/photo session. Stuck up bitch wouldn`t let ANY guys touch her like that in the pics.
  29. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    Freddyferret- or she would have. Like that xkcd comic.... "I`ve never been so humiliated and turned on in my life"
  30. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    Why would you turn down the opportunity to put your hand on Summer Glau`s shoulder when it`s there for you!?AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH IWISHIWASHIM! ! ""!!11@@~% "£^$£$
  31. Profile photo of Wiggle1111
    Wiggle1111 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    This is what celebrities do on their time off. Go visit The Average Joe Waxwork Museum.
    Don`t you hate it though when your too small to fit in the pose.
  32. Profile photo of Necromantrix
    Necromantrix Female 18-29
    42 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    @freddyferret: You think she`s stuck up because she wouldn`t let anyone touch her? Do you think that the average woman you meet on the street lets any guy who wants to touch her? A Playboy centerfold is no different, just because they`re photographed naked. Not only that, but it opens up an opportunity to have guys groping her. It`s hard for a bodyguard to tell what is ok and what is too much at a distance, so it saves guys from unnecessarily being tackled.

    I think that sense of entitlement about a woman`s body is disgusting and chauvinistic.
  33. Profile photo of mitha
    mitha Male 18-29
    269 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    Who knows where that hand has been before?
  34. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    sad
  35. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    lololol
  36. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    I think she was just fatter and they forgot to move his hand down when they shopped her fat off.
  37. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    @Necromantrix
    Thats a lesbian comment right there
  38. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    "dont touch me, freak"

    "Ok, ma`am"
  39. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    even to be that close to summer glau that guy is lucky
  40. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    lol. dragoncon, right?
  41. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 9:06 pm
    If you`ve been so close to as many nerds she has, you wouldn`t want them to touch you either.
  42. Profile photo of lisalezah
    lisalezah Female 18-29
    255 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 9:34 pm
    Who is that?
  43. Profile photo of crackyhoss
    crackyhoss Male 18-29
    254 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 12:19 am
    lol @ forever alone
  44. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 5:28 am
    her moisturiser obviously contains a nerd repelant.
  45. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 5:31 am
    and you can bet her hand is probably hovering above him as well!
  46. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 8:09 am
    his hand was sticky, he didn`t want her to notice, that`s all.
  47. Profile photo of FAKEBACON
    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
    586 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 9:39 am
    likes Summer Glau :)
  48. Profile photo of Skadi
    Skadi Female 18-29
    82 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 11:30 am
    Looser :-D
  49. Profile photo of buduska
    buduska Male 60-69
    5 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    So funny, yet so sad
  50. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    so sad!
  51. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    bwa ha ha ha ha thats me right there :-(
  52. Profile photo of XxCraigxX
    XxCraigxX Male 13-17
    114 posts
    November 24, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    LOL that`s hilarious and sad... hilariously sad!
  53. Profile photo of dognose82
    dognose82 Male 18-29
    153 posts
    November 25, 2010 at 7:34 am
    What, you think you could get away with touching River and keep your hand?
    Much as I love Summer Glau, please notice she still that same daggone smile she always has during any photo op.

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