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Date: 11/26/10 05:09 PM

58 Responses to Hi Guys, Does My Tan Look Natural? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    Link: Hi Guys, Does My Tan Look Natural? - What? I was at the beach all day... really...
  2. Profile photo of 1gr8slice
    1gr8slice Male 40-49
    364 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    And, my name is Bob...
  3. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    Bad tan is bad and also it doesnt helps to stand next to the whitest girl ever
  4. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
    I`ve got another puzzle for you
    Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
    If you are wise you`ll listen to me

    What do you get from a lot of fake tan?
    A strange orange shade that repels every man
    Why don`t you try going into the sun?
    Or is looking like us just too fun?

    Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
    If you`re not fake-tanned you will go far
    You will live in happiness too
    Like the Oompa
    Oompa Loompa doompadee do
  5. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    She looks like a golem
  6. Profile photo of 5405841
    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    Tank top? I would`ve worn long sleeves.
  7. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    WOw, shes so orange!
  8. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    Makesie99 - Well Done!
    The only thing missing from that ditty was a pic of an Oompa Loompa
  9. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    EEEEEWwwwww! Yuck!
  10. Profile photo of frankthepost
    frankthepost Male 18-29
    44 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    anybody else think she looks like a Dorito?
  11. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    She looks like morph`s sister.
  12. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    Damn Gerry I was going to post that!
  13. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    Wow and does she notice only her face is orange?
  14. Profile photo of Airclot0
    Airclot0 Male 13-17
    58 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    Tan, any kind, is ugly.
  15. Profile photo of frEbAsnSuga
    frEbAsnSuga Female 18-29
    133 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    Somebody was hoping that dark concealer would make her look tan.... doesn`t work that way.
  16. Profile photo of Itsmy6
    Itsmy6 Male 18-29
    45 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    That`s the whitest black chick I`ve ever seen.
  17. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    Actually I see this type of 3 week old sunburn all the time in Hawaii.
  18. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    The eyes. The soul-less, soul-less eyes...
  19. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    why would she purposely make her face and neck really dark, but leave the rest of her body normal coloured? My mind can`t process this...x.x
  20. Profile photo of Wai-Yu
    Wai-Yu Female 13-17
    246 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 8:40 pm
    orange.
  21. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    totally natural, totally
  22. Profile photo of mcssls
    mcssls Female 70 & Over
    695 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    i think she got it on her teeth
  23. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    I want to stamp SUNKIST on her forehead
  24. Profile photo of barrelmonkey
    barrelmonkey Male 18-29
    135 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 9:53 pm
    her hair may be dark but she has blonde written all over her
  25. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 10:49 pm
    Wow. Real beauty.
  26. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    November 26, 2010 at 11:25 pm
    She spent the whole bottle on her face. Jeez girl, save some for the shoulders!
  27. Profile photo of ErinBtx
    ErinBtx Female 18-29
    83 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 1:19 am
    this is so true! i know girls who actually wear the alien orange look.
  28. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 2:34 am
    This is the norm for at least 2 of the girls in my form. :|
  29. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 3:19 am
    do they really need to write a instruction manual?
  30. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 3:29 am
    She may just be a Dutch football fan. who knows?
  31. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 6:06 am
    Shes the same colour as Morph
  32. Profile photo of feedee88
    feedee88 Female 18-29
    95 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 6:15 am
    her face is so orange.... yet her shoulders are scarily white... :-\ can someone explain why these girl thing orange is a good look?
  33. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 6:33 am
    maybe she just got really really embarrassed about her pasty white self that she blushed herself into a tan.
  34. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 7:41 am
    That`s fúcking gross.
  35. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 7:47 am
    she`s used homers makeup shotgun, with the settings on sunblushed orange!!
  36. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 8:16 am
    If they can have blue or green hair, why not orange skin? What`s

    What`s the big deal?

  37. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 8:20 am
    she doesn`t look like a guidette though
  38. Profile photo of octwilite
    octwilite Female 40-49
    188 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 8:34 am
    Lol @ ardystic! And really, how did she forget to fake tan her arms?
  39. Profile photo of chimmeychang
    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 8:38 am
    im with gerry on this one...personally i think orange is a creepy color for skin, but its really not any different than wearing any other make up, or for that matter getting plastic surgery, tattoos, or piercings.
  40. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 8:46 am
    I`ll take a pale girl over a tan one any day.
  41. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 9:00 am
    Girls are not the only idiots around.

    Just some "equal time" here...


  42. Profile photo of paradix
    paradix Male 18-29
    143 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 9:15 am
    Pale is the new tan!
  43. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1173 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 9:33 am
    I think this is some sort of at the end of the night Snooki costume.
  44. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 10:08 am
    Dear god that is horredous.
  45. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 10:53 am
    you need to start telling these people how stupid they look...

    I told one of my exes that she looked like a retard when she started using fake tan stuff. Voila, she stopped using it.
  46. Profile photo of Eristotle
    Eristotle Male 18-29
    101 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 10:54 am
    why did she just tan her face? her arm is still pale
  47. Profile photo of ScaryMeadow
    ScaryMeadow Female 18-29
    189 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 11:07 am
    This is what all girls look like in Scandinavia. At least this one knows how to blend it with her neck so there`s no clear line or something... and she isn`t using coloured facial powder on top. Believe me, you ain`t seen nothing.
  48. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 11:30 am
    Oompa Loompa alert!
  49. Profile photo of apermal
    apermal Male 18-29
    322 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    "Saturday, November 27, 2010 10:54:16 AM
    why did she just tan her face? her arm is still pale"

    Thank you, Captain Obvious. You have discovered the purpose of this topic.
  50. Profile photo of sylphies
    sylphies Female 18-29
    282 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 11:45 pm
    I think they took the head of the girl on the far left and switched her head with the one on the far right,, `cause the far right girl`s head is way too pale for her body.
  51. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 7:48 am
    did she pour iodine on her head?
  52. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 9:54 am
    They aren`t laughing with her but at her!
  53. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 11:27 pm
    LOLZ fail
  54. Profile photo of Vanadil
    Vanadil Male 18-29
    151 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 3:35 am
    she looks like shes covered in a fine layer of marmite.... mmm...yeasty
  55. Profile photo of TIMESWORDSMN
    TIMESWORDSMN Male 13-17
    304 posts
    November 29, 2010 at 8:25 am
    I`d believe it, but then again, my hat seems to have fallen over my eyes.
  56. Profile photo of wpgpeanut
    wpgpeanut Female 30-39
    11 posts
    December 4, 2010 at 6:58 am
    Girls are silly.
  57. Profile photo of trekkie
    trekkie Female 13-17
    27 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 4:28 pm
    SNOOKI!!! the color orange

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