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Date: 11/20/10 12:00 PM

53 Responses to Guy Shoves Mouse Up Ass, Tased, Arrested!

  1. Profile photo of DaShiVa
    DaShiVa Male 30-39
    47 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 11:44 am
    Link: Guy Shoves Mouse Up Ass, Tased, Arrested! - Looks like Florida has some competition in the bat-poo crazy department.
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    marissameows Female 18-29
    171 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    WTF
  3. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    Wow, just wow! really people are so messed up these days!
  4. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    lmao wow, i guess that`s why you shouldn`t do drugs
  5. Profile photo of Rawrandmer
    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
    282 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    oh I thought...a mouse...like, the cheese eating kind. it took me a minute.
  6. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    @Fatninja01

    I don`t think it`s just `messed up these days`, it`s just we are hearing more about it. This happened in Charleston, SC. If there wasn`t the internet, no one would know about this outside of Charleston. Now, people in China can know about this man`s perversion. I don`t believe that the amount of crazy has increased, just the way we hear about it has.
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    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    I wonder if they tried to plug the mouse in before removing it.

    Was he trying to have cyber sex?

    If he could control the scroll button with his but cheeks, and maybe click by farting...he could sit on his ass and surf the web all day.

    lol...crap...thats all I got:P
  8. Profile photo of Kane132
    Kane132 Male 18-29
    374 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    ahhh lol I thought it was a real mouse not a computer mouse!!!
  9. Profile photo of bigheadchuck
    bigheadchuck Male 30-39
    29 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    Oh that kind of mouse!
  10. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    aw man... I was all set to make an epic "one time, my cousin Walt" from Mallrats quote.
  11. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    Drugged, naked and with a computer part up your butt is no way to go through life, son.
  12. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    they really ought to have specified what kind of mouse in the headline
  13. Profile photo of Djarum
    Djarum Male 18-29
    307 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    Isn`t that why you get a sitter for your trips.

    That was sort of like a Brockway article thought, like that Zelda bender.
  14. Profile photo of frEbAsnSuga
    frEbAsnSuga Female 18-29
    133 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    Apparently, he was at one heck of a party
  15. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    what the drating hell.
  16. Profile photo of KtySpix
    KtySpix Male 18-29
    621 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    When I`m on shrooms, the last thing I could ever imagine doing is shoving something in my ass. :X However, get a few drinks in me... ;)
  17. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    This does not sound ANYTHING like the result of eating mushrooms- unless he is already very seriously mentally ill. Sounds more like PCP to me- especially the being impervious to tasers and pepper spray part.
  18. Profile photo of Nimrodel
    Nimrodel Female 18-29
    52 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    buckets of crazy - hats off to you sir!
  19. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36875 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    "...might have been high on mushrooms, and identified equipment that could be used to get high..."

    Equipment? really?
    I never needed `shroom equipment. Mind you I haven`t done them since Home Room in high school.
  20. Profile photo of spyrocheeks
    spyrocheeks Female 13-17
    112 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    He was maturbating while high.Case closed.
  21. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    people always shove weird stuff up their ass when they`re high. ask any er doctor.
  22. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    :|
  23. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
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    November 20, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    I thought you meant a live mouse :l
  24. Profile photo of Kane132
    Kane132 Male 18-29
    374 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    omg seriously i smoked pot last year for the first time and i got really horny and stuck a pen up there!!! I thought I was really weird or something but apparactly it happens to everyone! wahoo!
  25. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    @Gerry1of1
    Oh yeah, there`s all kinds of shroom paraphernalia these days- you`re missing out, man.
  26. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    I thought they were talking about an actual, live, mouse. Not a computer mouse. What`s so weird about that? Sounds like a typical Tuesday night to me.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    Mentally disturbed, mentally disturbed, mentally disturbed...*reads article*

    DAMN!
  28. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    Wow. That dude a rough night.
  29. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    "omg seriously i smoked pot last year for the first time and i got really horny and stuck a pen up there!!! I thought I was really weird or something but apparactly it happens to everyone! wahoo!"

    i dont know what the drat you had but it was NOT pot...not even a little bit...wahoo?
  30. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    I`ve never done shrooms, but I was with my friend when he first tried them. It was funny at first..he kept saying weird poo like "Why are you at Taco Bell" And then kept saying poo about the taco bell chihuahua. Then they really kicked in and he went on a rampage around the house, breaking a window, a light fixture, and attempting to tip over the oven and rip a door off it`s hinges. He also punched me in the face. I lost interest in trying them after that.
  31. Profile photo of basherrr
    basherrr Male 18-29
    242 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    Sounds like my Friday. I can get arrested for that?
  32. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 9:19 pm
    Wow. What a busy day... at least he can check a lot of items off his Bucket List.
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    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    So this was *in him* the entire time? Doesn`t tasing make you clench?
  34. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 10:21 pm
    Equipment? Just EAT the mushrooms. Always worked for me. Although... I never shoved a mouse up my a$$. Maybe I needed `shroom equipment? Hmm... no, I like `shrooms the old fashioned way... I guess. No anal insertions, no cops, no tasers, no thanks.
  35. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 11:32 pm
    THATS PUNK!!??@#$%
  36. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    November 20, 2010 at 11:34 pm
    shrooms? lol i dont think so. try again ameture
  37. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 12:09 am
    Blame that damn Dell Customer Support line I reckon.

    "Hello Dell Support? My mouse won`t work..."
    "Is it plugged in?"
    "Um... whoops no its not"
    "Stick it up your ass then you idiot"
    "OK"
  38. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 12:13 am
    > freddyferret
    > Male in Mid 30`s
    > What`s so weird about ?

    Dammit Freddy, how many times do I have to tell you, DON`T tell the ordinary IAB members what goes on on Friday nights at IAB HQ!
  39. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 12:21 am
    "...Then they really kicked in and he went on a rampage around the house, breaking a window, a light fixture, and attempting to tip over the oven and rip a door off it`s hinges. He also punched me in the face. I lost interest in trying them after that."

    Are you sure they were psilocybin mushrooms and not button mushrooms from the grocery store laced with PCP? Because that doesn`t sound like shrooms to me.

  40. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 12:36 am
    "Are you sure they were psilocybin mushrooms and not button mushrooms from the grocery store laced with PCP? Because that doesn`t sound like shrooms to me."

    They were definitely shrooms. I don`t doubt the possibility that they were laced with something though.
  41. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 1:39 am
    @ Lionhart2 :) very good!
  42. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36875 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 7:17 am
    what a pussy.
    A real man can take a force-feedback joystick!
  43. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 7:46 am
    was he caught at Richard Gere`s house ???
  44. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3888 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 11:12 am
    i`m so old--i thought the mouse mentioned in the heading was the rodent kind...
  45. Profile photo of snidwid
    snidwid Male 13-17
    117 posts
    November 21, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    I really need to learn how to spell mouse and moose...
  46. Profile photo of LakaiOrDie
    LakaiOrDie Male 18-29
    46 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 12:27 am
    Those must have been some kick ass shrooms.
  47. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 1:12 am
    "1st and 3rd degree assault a battery charges"

    I thought USB things didn`t require batteries?! :-D
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 8:12 am
    Why would you do that. Nasty.
  49. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2010 at 8:20 am
    ""1st and 3rd degree assault a battery charges"

    I thought USB things didn`t require batteries?! "

    Link
  50. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    November 22, 2010 at 10:17 am
    What a psycho
  51. Profile photo of gbrzeatetee
    gbrzeatetee Male 30-39
    174 posts
    November 23, 2010 at 10:09 am
    "the deputy deployed his taser, which had no effect on Smith, the report stated"

    So apparently, a USB mouse up your ass protects you from Tasers. Good to know.
  52. Profile photo of sylphies
    sylphies Female 18-29
    282 posts
    November 28, 2010 at 11:13 pm
    is it bad that I`m relieved it was a COMPUTER mouse?

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