Guy Shoves Mouse Up Ass, Tased, Arrested!

Submitted by: DaShiVa 6 years ago in
http://www.live5news.com/Global/story.asp?S=13465624

Looks like Florida has some competition in the bat-poo crazy department.
There are 53 comments:
Female 282
is it bad that I`m relieved it was a COMPUTER mouse?
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Male 174
"the deputy deployed his taser, which had no effect on Smith, the report stated"

So apparently, a USB mouse up your ass protects you from Tasers. Good to know.
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Male 1,312
What a psycho
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Male 15,510
""1st and 3rd degree assault a battery charges"

I thought USB things didn`t require batteries?! "

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Male 6,694
Why would you do that. Nasty.
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Male 2,586
"1st and 3rd degree assault a battery charges"

I thought USB things didn`t require batteries?! :-D
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Male 46
Those must have been some kick ass shrooms.
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Male 117
I really need to learn how to spell mouse and moose...
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Female 4,086
i`m so old--i thought the mouse mentioned in the heading was the rodent kind...
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Male 5,189
Ahahahahahahaha.
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Male 1,016
was he caught at Richard Gere`s house ???
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Male 39,614
what a pussy.
A real man can take a force-feedback joystick!
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Male 660
@ Lionhart2 :) very good!
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Male 1,116
"Are you sure they were psilocybin mushrooms and not button mushrooms from the grocery store laced with PCP? Because that doesn`t sound like shrooms to me."

They were definitely shrooms. I don`t doubt the possibility that they were laced with something though.
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Male 2,868
"...Then they really kicked in and he went on a rampage around the house, breaking a window, a light fixture, and attempting to tip over the oven and rip a door off it`s hinges. He also punched me in the face. I lost interest in trying them after that."

Are you sure they were psilocybin mushrooms and not button mushrooms from the grocery store laced with PCP? Because that doesn`t sound like shrooms to me.

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Male 8,302
> freddyferret
> Male in Mid 30`s
> What`s so weird about [sticking a computer mouse up your rectum]?

Dammit Freddy, how many times do I have to tell you, DON`T tell the ordinary IAB members what goes on on Friday nights at IAB HQ!
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Male 8,302
Blame that damn Dell Customer Support line I reckon.

"Hello Dell Support? My mouse won`t work..."
"Is it plugged in?"
"Um... whoops no its not"
"Stick it up your ass then you idiot"
"OK"
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Male 1,297
shrooms? lol i dont think so. try again ameture
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Male 1,297
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Male 2,436
Equipment? Just EAT the mushrooms. Always worked for me. Although... I never shoved a mouse up my a$$. Maybe I needed `shroom equipment? Hmm... no, I like `shrooms the old fashioned way... I guess. No anal insertions, no cops, no tasers, no thanks.
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Male 795
So this was *in him* the entire time? Doesn`t tasing make you clench?
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Female 2,674
Wow. What a busy day... at least he can check a lot of items off his Bucket List.
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Male 242
Sounds like my Friday. I can get arrested for that?
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Male 1,116
I`ve never done shrooms, but I was with my friend when he first tried them. It was funny at first..he kept saying weird poo like "Why are you at Taco Bell" And then kept saying poo about the taco bell chihuahua. Then they really kicked in and he went on a rampage around the house, breaking a window, a light fixture, and attempting to tip over the oven and rip a door off it`s hinges. He also punched me in the face. I lost interest in trying them after that.
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Male 3,745
"omg seriously i smoked pot last year for the first time and i got really horny and stuck a pen up there!!! I thought I was really weird or something but apparactly it happens to everyone! wahoo!"

i dont know what the drat you had but it was NOT pot...not even a little bit...wahoo?
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Male 1,505
Wow. That dude a rough night.
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Male 9,305
Mentally disturbed, mentally disturbed, mentally disturbed...*reads article*

DAMN!
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Male 11,739
I thought they were talking about an actual, live, mouse. Not a computer mouse. What`s so weird about that? Sounds like a typical Tuesday night to me.
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Male 2,868
@Gerry1of1
Oh yeah, there`s all kinds of shroom paraphernalia these days- you`re missing out, man.
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Male 374
omg seriously i smoked pot last year for the first time and i got really horny and stuck a pen up there!!! I thought I was really weird or something but apparactly it happens to everyone! wahoo!
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Female 2,120
I thought you meant a live mouse :l
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Male 3,745
:|
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Female 3,828
people always shove weird stuff up their ass when they`re high. ask any er doctor.
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Female 112
He was maturbating while high.Case closed.
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Male 39,614
"...might have been high on mushrooms, and identified equipment that could be used to get high..."

Equipment? really?
I never needed `shroom equipment. Mind you I haven`t done them since Home Room in high school.
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Female 52
buckets of crazy - hats off to you sir!
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Male 2,868
This does not sound ANYTHING like the result of eating mushrooms- unless he is already very seriously mentally ill. Sounds more like PCP to me- especially the being impervious to tasers and pepper spray part.
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Male 621
When I`m on shrooms, the last thing I could ever imagine doing is shoving something in my ass. :X However, get a few drinks in me... ;)
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Male 820
what the drating hell.
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Female 133
Apparently, he was at one heck of a party
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Male 307
Isn`t that why you get a sitter for your trips.

That was sort of like a Brockway article thought, like that Zelda bender.
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Male 1,744
they really ought to have specified what kind of mouse in the headline
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Male 491
Drugged, naked and with a computer part up your butt is no way to go through life, son.
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Male 769
aw man... I was all set to make an epic "one time, my cousin Walt" from Mallrats quote.
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Male 29
Oh that kind of mouse!
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Male 374
ahhh lol I thought it was a real mouse not a computer mouse!!!
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Male 886
I wonder if they tried to plug the mouse in before removing it.

Was he trying to have cyber sex?

If he could control the scroll button with his but cheeks, and maybe click by farting...he could sit on his ass and surf the web all day.

lol...crap...thats all I got:P
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Male 1,931
@Fatninja01

I don`t think it`s just `messed up these days`, it`s just we are hearing more about it. This happened in Charleston, SC. If there wasn`t the internet, no one would know about this outside of Charleston. Now, people in China can know about this man`s perversion. I don`t believe that the amount of crazy has increased, just the way we hear about it has.
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Female 282
oh I thought...a mouse...like, the cheese eating kind. it took me a minute.
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Male 554
lmao wow, i guess that`s why you shouldn`t do drugs
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Male 25,417
Wow, just wow! really people are so messed up these days!
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Female 171
WTF
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Male 47
Link: Guy Shoves Mouse Up Ass, Tased, Arrested! [Rate Link] - Looks like Florida has some competition in the bat-poo crazy department.
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