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Date: 11/10/10 05:04 PM

68 Responses to Frisky Dolphin

  1. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 9:04 am
    Link: Frisky Dolphin - I shall name him: ``Randy.``
  2. Profile photo of laramiedax
    laramiedax Male 18-29
    28 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    Ive heard water phobias based on far far less
  3. Profile photo of thefireguy22
    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
    419 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    dolphins are know to do that... they are quite the sexual creatures
  4. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    YOU SLY DOG YOU
  5. Profile photo of simonh92
    simonh92 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    **Insert obligatory joke about how her vagina smells of fish here**
  6. Profile photo of ismiseshrek
    ismiseshrek Male 18-29
    28 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    He loves the smell of fish
  7. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    d`awwww look at his lil` penis....so cute.
  8. Profile photo of norgle
    norgle Male 18-29
    255 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    Crotchnose Dolphin?
  9. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
    742 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    Dolphins are just gay sharks.
  10. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    @ManicRapture

    I didn`t even notice. Wow, that`s gross.
  11. Profile photo of HI-haole
    HI-haole Male 18-29
    606 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    Nice... they are all snorkeling as well... even the dolphin
  12. Profile photo of GeniusSolar
    GeniusSolar Male 13-17
    158 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    The best part is, you can totally see his dolphin-boner.
  13. Profile photo of okami23
    okami23 Female 13-17
    94 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    dolphin rape!
    oh, by the way, you named that dolphin after me...nice
  14. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    That is one determined rapist dolphin. Also, I`ve totally heard of this kind of thing before. Dolphins are sex crazed beasts that`ll hump anything.
  15. Profile photo of FrigginMo
    FrigginMo Male 18-29
    266 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    Crap`s not funny. Dolphins are creepy rapists. To think I loved them as a child. Screw those a**holes. They rape each other, they beat up females with their giant dolphin boners, and they kill foreign dolphin species by raping them in the blowhole. I *wish* I was making this stuff up.
  16. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 6:19 pm
    There once was a girl from The Bahamas
    Whose smell could scare Piranhas.
    But when I dolphin came by
    And got a whiff of her Y
    It said I wish I had my Pajamas(?)

    Yeah I know weak ending.. Couldn`t come up with anything that rhymed and made sense, sorry.
  17. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    Ahahaha, that was so frickin` funny. Poor Randy, being met by impermeable barriers to the desired love holes of both individuals.
    If humans enjoyed this sort of sexual liberty we`d all be dead in x amount of years.
  18. Profile photo of mitha
    mitha Male 18-29
    269 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    That`s what she gets for clothing like that!
  19. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    FrigginMo, a man after my own heart. I too loved dolphins when I was younger until I found out dolphins complete douche nozzles!
  20. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    Madest: Hahahaha. Very dry. Love it, though.

    Movie made me lol, btw.
    First time I`ve seen a dolphin penis, btw.
    Whoa.. Freaky. x ]
  21. Profile photo of XbigXmommaX
    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    i think it was hungry and smelled some fish :P
  22. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 7:40 pm
    he probably thought there was fish in there.

  23. Profile photo of MizMeg
    MizMeg Female 18-29
    98 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    that was so funny. i laughed throughout the entire video!
  24. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    Awww....he thinks he`s people.
  25. Profile photo of Trojan
    Trojan Male 18-29
    511 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 8:09 pm
    Oh god, look at its peen!
  26. Profile photo of IrishJesus
    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    That`s exactly what I thought, KittenCereal
  27. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    This one is too easy.......he smelled tuna!
  28. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    @Kitten
    no, he`s trying to reach out to her with his noodly appendage
    0:40
  29. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    What the heck is that thing sticking out of the dolphin`s OH MY GOD
  30. Profile photo of Selous
    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    how could u say no to that ... almost a awww of the day?
  31. Profile photo of Helgarin
    Helgarin Male 18-29
    506 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    And they say most men are perverts!
  32. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 9:05 pm
    @Helgarin
    well it is male, so this would only support that claim...
  33. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 11:09 pm
    haha dolphin thought he smelled - oh, just about everyone beat me to it.

    It`s not so cute when you realise dolphins murder porpoises and even their own young, just for the shear side-splitting fuuck of it
  34. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 11:35 pm
    That`s the perfect story to pass down to great grandchildren.
  35. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 12:20 am
    His name is Massengill and he is your friend.
  36. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 12:42 am
    haha 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth - The Oatmeal make that 6
  37. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 1:36 am
    @Nidonemo- Your great grandchildren with dorsal fins and blowholes.
  38. Profile photo of Helgarin
    Helgarin Male 18-29
    506 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 2:23 am
    @I-IS-BORED

    Oh aye, but just thinking of the fact makes things a little bit more comfortable while gaze upon a lady`s bosom :) (secretly of course)
  39. Profile photo of geppo
    geppo Male 18-29
    52 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 2:33 am
    that must have smelled fishy down there.
  40. Profile photo of IseeingI2I
    IseeingI2I Male 18-29
    271 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 3:45 am
    i do believe i would punch that dolphin
  41. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 4:00 am
    This would actually be slightly terrifying. Rape! Raaaape!
  42. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 4:43 am
    not a swimming pool but a swinging pool!!!
  43. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 5:48 am
    She must`ve been producing tons of pheromones or something, man! Geez!
  44. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36831 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 6:51 am
    hmmm... dolphin had penis so it`s male...

    male dolphin goes after a woman ....

    So... NOT a gay shark then?
  45. Profile photo of MyJobSucks
    MyJobSucks Male 18-29
    177 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 8:09 am
    It wouldn`t take long before I would have pulled out my diving knife. That dolphin was being WAY too aggressive.
  46. Profile photo of EntrE
    EntrE Male 18-29
    535 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 8:19 am
    dolphins are the only species besides humans that have sex for pleasure. besides that they are also incredibly intelligent, so this video does make some sense in some way right? ohh and RULE 34 btw!
  47. Profile photo of jedwardc1982
    jedwardc1982 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 8:25 am
    That`s actually the dolphin giggling, not the camera person....
  48. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 9:06 am
    Rule 34?
  49. Profile photo of aikiman
    aikiman Male 40-49
    255 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 9:33 am
    @Madest: How about
    There once was a girl from The Bahamas
    Whose smell could scare Piranhas.
    But a dolphin came by
    Got a whiff of her Y
    and said "es la políticas republicanas"
  50. Profile photo of chimmeychang
    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 9:36 am
    NO MEANS NO fish breath!!!!
  51. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 10:02 am
    He`s thinking,
    "Where did I leave my Rohypnol?"
  52. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36831 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 10:05 am
    EntrE - "dolphins are the only species besides humans that have sex for pleasure."

    Banobo apes also have sex for pleasure.
    In fact, Banobo`s are ho`s.
  53. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 10:23 am
    I couldn`t decide between my two jokes... so I`ll post them both:

    I`d hit that.


    And I guess not all tuna is dolphin safe. Gross... sorry, I couldn`t help myself.

    Anyway.... this is terrifying. Dolphins can be vicious rapists, I`ve heard of them banging sea turtles to death. Those poor sea turtles, can`t catch a break.
  54. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36831 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 10:43 am
    DixxyRarr WINS

    "not all tuna is dolphin safe"

    win win win win win win win
  55. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 11:04 am
    @EntrE: Dolphins are the only other animal that kills for fun. It`s easy to get sex and killing confused. Dolphins do it all the time.

    Like I`ve stated multiple times before (and will again): Dolphins are dicks
  56. Profile photo of Wraithix
    Wraithix Male 30-39
    178 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    and I will call her Stinky Vagbag. Must be pretty bad down there.
  57. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    DAT ASS
  58. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    At first he was like "Sup..."

    ...but then, DAT ASS
  59. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    452 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    I don`t think I`d be laughing if a dolphin were trying to rape me.
  60. Profile photo of Isafan
    Isafan Male 18-29
    243 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    Dolphins have been reported of raping women before.

    I think the dude KNEW the ass hole dolphin was going to do that, that way he could get her in HIS arms.


    GENIUS.
  61. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    and to think some of you are jerking off to this right now.
  62. Profile photo of pigsnout5
    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 11:18 am
    "I don`t think I`d be laughing if a dolphin were trying to rape me."

    they weren`t laughing. the camera is underwater. it caught the sounds the dolphin was making.
  63. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    452 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    @pigsnout: I thought most dolphin calls were ultrasonic. And that doesn`t resemble any sound I`ve heard a dolphin make before.
  64. Profile photo of naz2k55
    naz2k55 Male 18-29
    119 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    yep, he smelled fish
  65. Profile photo of dooflotchie
    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    This is actually rather UNfunny. It`s an aggressive display that is often followed by an attack. I`m surprised at the number of people that don`t seem to realize dolphins can and do hurt humans sometimes.
  66. Profile photo of InfatuateMe
    InfatuateMe Female 13-17
    14 posts
    November 13, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    Anyone else notice the dolphin boner emerge at 0:39?
    @pigsnout5
    The woman holding the camera was giggling, that wasn`t the dolphin.
  67. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 16, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    lolz
  68. Profile photo of BrnishedLily
    BrnishedLily Female 18-29
    75 posts
    December 3, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    InfatuateMe Oh, I did. Rather...hard to miss.

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