Frisky Dolphin

Submitted by: DickenMcHunt 6 years ago in Weird

I shall name him: ""Randy.""
There are 68 comments:
Female 75
InfatuateMe Oh, I did. Rather...hard to miss.
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Male 25,416
lolz
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Female 14
Anyone else notice the dolphin boner emerge at 0:39?
@pigsnout5
The woman holding the camera was giggling, that wasn`t the dolphin.
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Female 336
This is actually rather UNfunny. It`s an aggressive display that is often followed by an attack. I`m surprised at the number of people that don`t seem to realize dolphins can and do hurt humans sometimes.
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Male 119
yep, he smelled fish
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Female 452
@pigsnout: I thought most dolphin calls were ultrasonic. And that doesn`t resemble any sound I`ve heard a dolphin make before.
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Female 546
"I don`t think I`d be laughing if a dolphin were trying to rape me."

they weren`t laughing. the camera is underwater. it caught the sounds the dolphin was making.
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Female 850
and to think some of you are jerking off to this right now.
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Male 243
Dolphins have been reported of raping women before.

I think the dude KNEW the ass hole dolphin was going to do that, that way he could get her in HIS arms.


GENIUS.
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Female 452
I don`t think I`d be laughing if a dolphin were trying to rape me.
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Male 1,882
At first he was like "Sup..."

...but then, DAT ASS
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Female 2,120
DAT ASS
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Male 177
and I will call her Stinky Vagbag. Must be pretty bad down there.
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Male 1,240
@EntrE: Dolphins are the only other animal that kills for fun. It`s easy to get sex and killing confused. Dolphins do it all the time.

Like I`ve stated multiple times before (and will again): Dolphins are dicks
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Male 39,913
DixxyRarr WINS

"not all tuna is dolphin safe"

win win win win win win win
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Female 2,674
I couldn`t decide between my two jokes... so I`ll post them both:

I`d hit that.


And I guess not all tuna is dolphin safe. Gross... sorry, I couldn`t help myself.

Anyway.... this is terrifying. Dolphins can be vicious rapists, I`ve heard of them banging sea turtles to death. Those poor sea turtles, can`t catch a break.
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Male 39,913
EntrE - "dolphins are the only species besides humans that have sex for pleasure."

Banobo apes also have sex for pleasure.
In fact, Banobo`s are ho`s.
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Male 705
He`s thinking,
"Where did I leave my Rohypnol?"
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Male 684
NO MEANS NO fish breath!!!!
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Male 255
@Madest: How about
There once was a girl from The Bahamas
Whose smell could scare Piranhas.
But a dolphin came by
Got a whiff of her Y
and said "es la políticas republicanas"
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Male 628
Rule 34?
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Male 12
That`s actually the dolphin giggling, not the camera person....
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Male 535
dolphins are the only species besides humans that have sex for pleasure. besides that they are also incredibly intelligent, so this video does make some sense in some way right? ohh and RULE 34 btw!
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Male 177
It wouldn`t take long before I would have pulled out my diving knife. That dolphin was being WAY too aggressive.
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Male 39,913
hmmm... dolphin had penis so it`s male...

male dolphin goes after a woman ....

So... NOT a gay shark then?
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Male 2,552
She must`ve been producing tons of pheromones or something, man! Geez!
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Male 1,016
not a swimming pool but a swinging pool!!!
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Female 1,963
This would actually be slightly terrifying. Rape! Raaaape!
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Male 271
i do believe i would punch that dolphin
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Male 52
that must have smelled fishy down there.
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Male 506
@I-IS-BORED

Oh aye, but just thinking of the fact makes things a little bit more comfortable while gaze upon a lady`s bosom :) (secretly of course)
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Male 4,680
@Nidonemo- Your great grandchildren with dorsal fins and blowholes.
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Male 1,505
His name is Massengill and he is your friend.
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Male 9,305
That`s the perfect story to pass down to great grandchildren.
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Male 703
haha dolphin thought he smelled - oh, just about everyone beat me to it.

It`s not so cute when you realise dolphins murder porpoises and even their own young, just for the shear side-splitting fuuck of it
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Male 2,419
@Helgarin
well it is male, so this would only support that claim...
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Male 506
And they say most men are perverts!
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Male 1,197
how could u say no to that ... almost a awww of the day?
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Male 5,194
What the heck is that thing sticking out of the dolphin`s OH MY GOD
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Male 2,419
@Kitten
no, he`s trying to reach out to her with his noodly appendage
0:40
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Male 11,739
This one is too easy.......he smelled tuna!
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Male 483
That`s exactly what I thought, KittenCereal
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Male 511
Oh god, look at its peen!
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Male 2,033
Awww....he thinks he`s people.
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Female 98
that was so funny. i laughed throughout the entire video!
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Female 956
he probably thought there was fish in there.

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Female 474
i think it was hungry and smelled some fish :P
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Male 592
Madest: Hahahaha. Very dry. Love it, though.

Movie made me lol, btw.
First time I`ve seen a dolphin penis, btw.
Whoa.. Freaky. x ]
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Female 798
FrigginMo, a man after my own heart. I too loved dolphins when I was younger until I found out dolphins complete douche nozzles!
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Male 269
That`s what she gets for clothing like that!
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Male 2,548
Ahahaha, that was so frickin` funny. Poor Randy, being met by impermeable barriers to the desired love holes of both individuals.
If humans enjoyed this sort of sexual liberty we`d all be dead in x amount of years.
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Male 7,378
There once was a girl from The Bahamas
Whose smell could scare Piranhas.
But when I dolphin came by
And got a whiff of her Y
It said I wish I had my Pajamas(?)

Yeah I know weak ending.. Couldn`t come up with anything that rhymed and made sense, sorry.
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Male 266
Crap`s not funny. Dolphins are creepy rapists. To think I loved them as a child. Screw those a**holes. They rape each other, they beat up females with their giant dolphin boners, and they kill foreign dolphin species by raping them in the blowhole. I *wish* I was making this stuff up.
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Female 3,562
That is one determined rapist dolphin. Also, I`ve totally heard of this kind of thing before. Dolphins are sex crazed beasts that`ll hump anything.
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Female 94
dolphin rape!
oh, by the way, you named that dolphin after me...nice
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Male 158
The best part is, you can totally see his dolphin-boner.
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Male 646
Nice... they are all snorkeling as well... even the dolphin
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Male 496
@ManicRapture

I didn`t even notice. Wow, that`s gross.
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Male 742
Dolphins are just gay sharks.
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Male 255
Crotchnose Dolphin?
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Female 682
d`awwww look at his lil` penis....so cute.
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Male 28
He loves the smell of fish
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Male 193
**Insert obligatory joke about how her vagina smells of fish here**
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Male 756
YOU SLY DOG YOU
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Male 419
dolphins are know to do that... they are quite the sexual creatures
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Male 28
Ive heard water phobias based on far far less
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Male 1,299
Link: Frisky Dolphin [Rate Link] - I shall name him: ``Randy.``
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