Florida Lady Is Already Camping for Black Friday

Submitted by: littlemissqt 6 years ago in

Lori Davenport from Florida is the first in the nation to camp outside a Best Buy for this year"s Black Friday sales.
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Male 25,416
Was this really worth being on IAB!
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Male 1,834
i guess she has achieved ultimate firstness
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Female 546
dumbest b*tch ever.
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Male 2,085
Saw a similar set up at a Best Buy just Tuesday. Nuts, just nuts.
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Female 1,894
she also has no LIFE!!!
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Male 7
i really hope nobody else camps at that best buy
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Male 38,498
If you can`t win at anything,
find something no one is competing for and you are sure to achieve
FIRSTNESS ! ! !
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Male 2,513
Man, that`s a really bat crap crazy way to get out of cooking thanksgiving dinner.
Screw you lady on behalf of your children or any relatives you may have... unless your cooking is crap then thanks?
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Male 2,513
Her last comment is the best.
Who`s to say that having a nice dinner with the ones you love and then relaxing and watching some TV is a better idea than sitting outside a best buy for days to save some money.
Probably everyone...
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Male 1,178
what`s the point, there`s no one else there!!! she could have got there later. Anyway, just because they have a tent set up doesn`t mean they will be first in line, someone else could just go stand infront of the door thursday night
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Female 2,764
Firstness
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Male 107
"we never thought we needed to be first for any sort of firstness, just for our own firstness."
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Male 266
irl FIRST
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Male 14,334
Who the F**k wants to shop at 4am the only thing I wanna do at 4am is sleep! Screw that crap it`ll be around after friday at a time I want to go and not wade through lemmings thinking they`re getting some great deal.
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Male 9
Why? Why is it always Florida? Why can`t there be some other state just for a change. AHHH!
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Male 46
She heard that Jerry Garcia would be there also...
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Male 38,498
by the time Friday rolls around, she is gonna smell so bad they won`t let her in the store.

but, kudos to her. she faced up to the challenge of living on the wild streets. okay, there are security camera`s watching to protect her but she did have to pee in the gutter, that`s something.
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Male 5,190
Im moving from here.
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Male 2,552
Screw Thanksgiving! LOL @ morons
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Female 843
I`m feeling like she doesn`t have any family to spend Thanksgiving with, so she decides to do this instead.

Also, is Best Buy okay with this crazy woman sitting out there a few extra days?
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Male 2,388
I think we should all donate to the blacker saturday casualty fund
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Male 1,091
She probably bought the tents same time last year at the same place, to be really ready for this year.
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Female 118
haha firstness.. fkn loser

id love to padlock the zips together so she cant get out when the sale starts
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Male 1,505
She spends days in the tent for bargains while she gives her man days off so he can go fishing in peace. At least, that`s how it looks in my world, and in my world, that`s a good woman.
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Male 674
That bird was waiting to suck on the China teet that we have all been...makes me sick. We are weak when we live like this. Hopefully God turned an eye...Hopefully she went to the USA Church and repented her sin...Keep shopping at H&M, keep shopping at Walmart, keep shopping in HELL!
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Female 412
What`s the use? Even on the off-chance that there`s 50 people waiting behind her on Friday, they`ll all be let inside at the same time anyway, and can just walk ahead of her. It`s not like they`ll let her in on her own an hour ahead of everybody else.
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Male 3,463
If she was in my area I would go to her tent while she slept and open it up and unleash pepper spray. Then taunt her to chase me while someone else stole her tents.
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Male 180
I want to jump in front of her at opening time! Hell yeah, not observing social norms!
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Male 2,593
I almost feel like typing out the whole carol of the bells just to say the word "dumb" enough times.
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Male 6,737
What the hell is a "firstness"?
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Male 179
that`s really funny because best buy can`t adjust the apple products` prices. they`re pricelocked.
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Male 321
Lady is bonkers. Why would she camp out for an Apple notebook?!

On another note: Congratulations to jerdboy for the firstness of leaving the first comment first.
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Male 1,557
Where does she have the money for the sales? She obviously has no job if she`s able to randomly camp outside for a week.

Also could she not be moved on? Ie like with the homeless in some parts, not being allowed to sleep overnight in certain locations?
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Female 737
First!
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Male 541
what a dumbass... Someone who gets there Friday morning like a normal person will get to walk in the door in a matter of minutes after she does. whats the point of camping out lol.
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Male 730
drating crazy
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Female 803
Hey, mandingo3519? Using a wall of words is not going to get your point across. Use some punctuation, please.

Also, this lady is batpoo crazy. Clearly she either doesn`t have her priorities straight or she just doesn`t have any.
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Male 493
Was I the only one who clicked this link and expected a The Onion video instead of something AP would actually do a story on?
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Male 363
Another example of how some Americans are so g***amn stupid.

This woman will stay outside a store just for some sort of deal, will skip out on family time in the thanksgiving honor, and here she is looking like possibly the lamest, most idiotic moron in the world.

Never going to florida again.
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Male 271
best buy actually gave them free ipads for waiting so early ridiculous im thinking management was like hey give em free poo maybe they`ll go away
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Female 1,101
"This has all the makings of a fail endeavor. Going in way too soon without a proper plan or clear objectives. She doesn`t even know for sure what is on sale or what she plans to buy."

I agree. At least read the leaked Black Friday Ads online, then decide which store is best, and camp only if you must.
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Male 192
ladies and gentlemen there is the holiday spirit ha ha ha ha could not keep a straight face the one and only thing i hate about the holidays is the commercialism i have a surprise for all of you these "Black Friday" sales everything is already marked up so far that the sales still is NO SALE more people need to do like me shop in the summer its easier cheaper and just plain smarter lol ok i am kidding about that but for real someone needs to stand up and say F off businesses and take the holidays back to what they should be
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Male 8,302
FIRST!!!

Oh dangit.
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Male 315
This has all the makings of a fail endeavor. Going in way too soon without a proper plan or clear objectives. She doesn`t even know for sure what is on sale or what she plans to buy.
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Female 6
nah you guys, total respect. They said "drat it, lets do this poo".. and did it. It obviously had nothing to do with THE AMAZING DEALS. They were just dratin` doin` it to do it. That`s whats lifes about, isn`t it?
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Male 15,832
Do you think she will save enough money to pay herself minimum wage for her time?
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Male 38,498
"it`s about being 1st and having the whole experience of what this brings to you"

There`s the Christmas Joy!

"We`re 1st with XMas Spirit! you LOOSERS are last!"
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Female 129
I kind of feel sorry for her. She`s going to be camping in front of Best Buy on Thanksgiving while we eat with our families talking about how THANKFUl we are instead of waiting to buy a freaking TV.
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Male 2,796
This is what our lust for "things" has gotten us.

Somewhere George Carlin is laughing.
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Female 3,001
by "we", did she mean the royal we, as in, her and her imaginary friend?
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Female 114
FYI, everyone that was with her (four people) Best Buy gave them each an iPad... per the news here in good ole hick-state FL.
Personally, despite the iProduct, I think I would have spent my time better with my family or anything else rather than wasting it for a sale where you might save $50-300. She`s stingy (obviously) so she won`t spend much money there anyway lol.
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Female 133
DratTard.
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Male 430
Hey lady what do scissors do?
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Male 117
Firstness?What is firstness?
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Male 1,378
"accomplished something"
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Female 1,101
She doesn`t even know what the sales are and she`s out there camping! IDIOT!
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Female 225
@Clatterclaws DO IT!
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Female 23
What`s it called... time cost opportunity? So she`s going to spend 2 days of her life waiting on line to save, let`s say $400 bucks? I`ll be shopping in the convenience of my office chair on amazon with free shipping for reasonable prices. Yay lazyness!

Unless she`s going to get tickets and then sell them, seems like she`s going over-board.

She didn`t do it for the firstness of being first at firstness.
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Female 146
They don`t say when she started camping? We`ve had customers camping outside my Best Buy since the 19th. Looking forward to my 4AM-4PM shift!
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Male 2,056
i would walk into the store and ask how much the tent on display outside was
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Female 1,380
@D3rAnG3d It`s not only about the sales...black friday is just fun in general...we do it every year too...toys r us opens at 10 so we need to be there by 6 and then walmart, target, and the mall all open at midnight which screwed us up bad :( but it`s just fun...not all about the sales.
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Male 1,598
Retarded. Does she not realize that you can find just as good or better sales online... all the time.
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Male 683
Dumb... just. dumb.
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Male 96
someone got snubbed by santa as a little girl...
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Male 195
YOU EEEEDIOT!
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Male 74
That is my city. I could walk there and punch her in the face.
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Male 668
Apple products don`t go on sale. Silly lady.
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Male 1,587
littlemissgt- I dig the braid... I don`t know if its you but its nice.

"we never thought we had to be first for any sort of firstness; just for our own firstness."

and yet... you are missing Thanksgiving, the most American day of them all, to sit in a tent. Enjoy your firstness. I`ll enjoy my turkey.
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Male 130
Weirdo.
WTF are they there for if they don`t need anything?
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Female 1,338
Link: Florida Lady Is Already Camping for Black Friday [Rate Link] - Lori Davenport from Florida is the first in the nation to camp outside a Best Buy for this year`s Black Friday sales.
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